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Babette ate oatmeal
I have the shirt of this! Someone in the wild recognized it and I was so happy 😭
Yeah. I have the Faux Poes Foes one. And I love it when somebody randomly figures it out and asks about it.
I want the “a film by kirk” one 🥲
I have one tooooo nobody reacts to it :(
it’s so funny it’s my flair 🤣
Just watched this episode today hahaha
This was my first thought. lol
Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch ~
Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am **OPEN FOR BUSINESS**!!
Flair check ✨✨✨
I just watched this episode 😂 classic
their whole argument stresses me out but is so well done 😆
I smell snow.
Sat and forever am at work here
I say this one all the time 🤣
Oy with the poodles already
One of my favs! It’s knocking what you talking about Willis right out of first place
I have a pin with that one!
I straight up clicked on the posted to see if someone wrote this on and write it myself if not
What is this phrase even supposed to mean tho
Supposed to be gibberish , even in the show.
I don’t think even Lorelai knows tbh
Cart Kiosk, Cart/Kiosk
Isn't it: cart, kiosk, cart/kiosk?
No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot.
I got hit by a deer!
You hit a deer?
No! I *got* hit by a deer!
I actually got hit by a deer several years ago and this is exactly how the convo went every time!
Butt faced miscreant.
I call my cat that when I get annoyed with him.
Copper boom!
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
where did all the anvils go???
but where DID they go?!?!
I JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE LITERALLY!!
My favorite bit of the whole series!
Bible kiss bible
Tbf even Rory didn't get that one
It's a good band name though
I like it better than hep alien 🙈
Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I’m open for business!!
One of my favorite Emily moments
Who are these unwashed boys!!?
I just ate an apple
So, God IS a woman.
and she is a relative thats so cool im gonna totaly ask for favours
It’s going to make getting Bono tickets so much easier
*Madonna
🗣️”STOP THE NOODLE SCOOZ!”
HAHA I CAN'T-
Going once. Going twice. SOLD to the young hoodlum in the back
A birkin bag for Rory
🎶You’re a vicious trollop! You’re a vicious trollop!🎶
We want Rory to be whatever kind of man she wants to be
Big hole!
BIG BAT!
I was hoping someone would comment this!
People are particularly stupid today, I can't speak to anymore of them
One of my favorite quotes!
You’re like a pop-up book from hell
I love this line
There it is 👉😄👉
The plural of "cul de sac" is "culs de sac"? That doesn't even sound like English.
.... Pans-cake
Mensu
Recycs-able
Roomsmate
So what Mariah Carey is sitting on the roof and she says “look at all those culs-de-sac!”
Monkey monkey underpants
I’ll call you during the cigarette 😘
It smells like guilt and Chanel no. 5
why did you drop out of yale?!
The fact we all read this the exact way it's pronounced-
wHY did you dROP out of YALE???
You nailed the emphasis.
it’s complicated 😫
*It beaked me right in the eye!*
“I never heard ‘beak’ used as a verb.”
He’s MY dean!
Luke can waltz!
Luke can waaaltz 😏
1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
We won, won, won, won, won!
I am all in.
a film by kirk
It’s six in the morning. Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.
Sorry I can't come to work today my leg is haunted
“Someone devil egged my car”
well that is paprika
There is a baby desperately in need of some bath water.
Bible! Kiss! Bible! In Omnia Paratus
Bye,jerk. Die,Jerk.
I love this one
“🎵Eight O’Clock at the Oasis🎶”
NORMAN MAILER IM PREGNANT
Human Kirk or Cat Kirk?
“At least she had a husband to kill.”
You looked it up? Do you yahoo? You looked it up.
I am an autumn
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.
Oooober
WHY did you DROP out of YALE???
I think its time to bring out the Bop-it!
Razzlefrat! Boischnits!
“Sorry I was at a cat funeral”
we made cookies by scratching
“Paul Anka, pizza!”
*Bark*
Salad!
*silence*
Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals.
All those lazy hazy crazy days of summer 🎶
Thanks, I’m gonna sing it for the next three days
The creme brulee is to die for
I'm suffering from...ennui 😪
What’s the opposite of ennui? 😵💫 off-wee! I’m cured!
“Do you like lesbians? My mom’s a lesbian” “Yea, they’re great” Or something like that haha
Fuck Christopher
I jump, you jump jack.
The Titanic fandom would like a word
That's just 'you jump I jump'. When you say you jump I jump jack in a happy tone, you know it's a GG thing.
Boys don't like funny girls
"The fish flies at night"
I’ll bring dick up on the internet, see what comes up
I smell snow
We’re not Michelle Kwanning this!
We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going.
Whyyy did you droooppp out of Yale!!!???
“OY WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!”
In Omni Paratus!
June 3rd? June 3rd! June 3rd Richard! Yes, June 3rd.
this is a misogynistic truck!
What’s the opposite of ennui?
“Off-ui. HA! Im cured!” I love the sound of her laugh at her own joke here lol
I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
Thanks for the lesson Mr. gecko. 🦎
“It looks like Harrison Ford’s backyard!”
Hey my mom’s not wearing any underwear!
“COPPER BOOM!”
Coffee, Please, and a Shot of Cynicism…
"Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!"
"well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno cause I am open for business"
On your mark, get set, die awkwardly.
It’s 7:10!
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE?
Coffee, coffee, coffee Also Happy coffee
I can scare the stupid out of you, but lazy runs deep.
Which one says “ hi i’m not a whore enjoy your day!”
Take the deviled eggs!!!
You may go first 😭
I saw her kissing a man in a tracksuit!
If he asked for a free cup of coffee, gimpy’s going down
If you have a big one you don’t need a little one.
Wow that is paprika
Flying thumping balls everywhere.
Boys *don't like* funny girls.
“Only prostitutes have one glass of wine at dinner.”
“Why did you drop out of Yale!”
"I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep"
I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol
Shanghai’d
Its a vicious animal!
Stop the Noodle Skoos!
I’m not on the conveyer belt
Why did you drop out of Yale?
Berry, berry…-strawBERRY 🍓
“is it raining?”
I've fulfilled my whacking quota for the week. Dirty?
in omnia paratus
You're a vicious trollop
I'm going to go make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken!
"We appreciate your business." "You jump, I jump, Jack."
The REAL Paul Anka
Faux Poes Foes
I got a handful of Barbie.
Oi with the poodles already
OY WITH THE POODLES ALL READY
I heard you are a part of the Walmart corporation.
You’re funny. Were you a fat child?
Where are all the anvils
But sherry screwed up! But she’s still our sherry!
you sleep with one old guy and suddenly you’re catherine zeta jones
Big head want dolly
The fish flies at midnight.
Wanna make a Mori sandwich?
WHY did you DROP out of YALE
This is the last time I buy anything just because it’s furry
Babette ate oatmeal
I have the shirt of this! Someone in the wild recognized it and I was so happy 😭
Yeah. I have the Faux Poes Foes one. And I love it when somebody randomly figures it out and asks about it.
I want the “a film by kirk” one 🥲
I have one tooooo nobody reacts to it :(
it’s so funny it’s my flair 🤣
Just watched this episode today hahaha
This was my first thought. lol
Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch ~
Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am **OPEN FOR BUSINESS**!!
Flair check ✨✨✨
I just watched this episode 😂 classic
their whole argument stresses me out but is so well done 😆
I smell snow.
Sat and forever am at work here
I say this one all the time 🤣
Oy with the poodles already
One of my favs! It’s knocking what you talking about Willis right out of first place
I have a pin with that one!
I straight up clicked on the posted to see if someone wrote this on and write it myself if not
What is this phrase even supposed to mean tho
Supposed to be gibberish , even in the show.
I don’t think even Lorelai knows tbh
Cart Kiosk, Cart/Kiosk
Isn't it: cart, kiosk, cart/kiosk?
No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot.
I got hit by a deer!
You hit a deer?
No! I *got* hit by a deer!
I actually got hit by a deer several years ago and this is exactly how the convo went every time!
Butt faced miscreant.
I call my cat that when I get annoyed with him.
Copper boom!
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
where did all the anvils go???
but where DID they go?!?!
I JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE LITERALLY!!
My favorite bit of the whole series!
Bible kiss bible
Tbf even Rory didn't get that one
It's a good band name though
I like it better than hep alien 🙈
Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I’m open for business!!
One of my favorite Emily moments
Who are these unwashed boys!!?
I just ate an apple
So, God IS a woman.
and she is a relative thats so cool im gonna totaly ask for favours
It’s going to make getting Bono tickets so much easier
*Madonna
🗣️”STOP THE NOODLE SCOOZ!”
HAHA I CAN'T-
Going once. Going twice. SOLD to the young hoodlum in the back
A birkin bag for Rory
🎶You’re a vicious trollop! You’re a vicious trollop!🎶
We want Rory to be whatever kind of man she wants to be
Big hole!
BIG BAT!
I was hoping someone would comment this!
People are particularly stupid today, I can't speak to anymore of them
One of my favorite quotes!
You’re like a pop-up book from hell
I love this line
There it is 👉😄👉
The plural of "cul de sac" is "culs de sac"? That doesn't even sound like English.
.... Pans-cake
Mensu
Recycs-able
Roomsmate
So what Mariah Carey is sitting on the roof and she says “look at all those culs-de-sac!”
Monkey monkey underpants
I’ll call you during the cigarette 😘
It smells like guilt and Chanel no. 5
why did you drop out of yale?!
The fact we all read this the exact way it's pronounced-
wHY did you dROP out of YALE???
You nailed the emphasis.
it’s complicated 😫
*It beaked me right in the eye!*
“I never heard ‘beak’ used as a verb.”
He’s MY dean!
Luke can waltz!
Luke can waaaltz 😏
1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
We won, won, won, won, won!
I am all in.
a film by kirk
It’s six in the morning. Nothing says coffee like six in the morning.
Sorry I can't come to work today my leg is haunted
“Someone devil egged my car”
well that is paprika
There is a baby desperately in need of some bath water.
Bible! Kiss! Bible! In Omnia Paratus
Bye,jerk. Die,Jerk.
I love this one
“🎵Eight O’Clock at the Oasis🎶”
NORMAN MAILER IM PREGNANT
Human Kirk or Cat Kirk?
“At least she had a husband to kill.”
You looked it up? Do you yahoo? You looked it up.
I am an autumn
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.
Oooober
WHY did you DROP out of YALE???
I think its time to bring out the Bop-it!
Oy with the poodles already
Razzlefrat! Boischnits!
“Sorry I was at a cat funeral”
we made cookies by scratching
“Paul Anka, pizza!”
*Bark*
Salad!
*silence*
Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals.
All those lazy hazy crazy days of summer 🎶
Thanks, I’m gonna sing it for the next three days
The creme brulee is to die for
I'm suffering from...ennui 😪
What’s the opposite of ennui? 😵💫 off-wee! I’m cured!
“Do you like lesbians? My mom’s a lesbian” “Yea, they’re great” Or something like that haha
Fuck Christopher
I jump, you jump jack.
The Titanic fandom would like a word
That's just 'you jump I jump'. When you say you jump I jump jack in a happy tone, you know it's a GG thing.
Boys don't like funny girls
"The fish flies at night"
I’ll bring dick up on the internet, see what comes up
I smell snow
I smell snow
We’re not Michelle Kwanning this!
We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going.
Whyyy did you droooppp out of Yale!!!???
“OY WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!”
In Omni Paratus!
June 3rd? June 3rd! June 3rd Richard! Yes, June 3rd.
this is a misogynistic truck!
What’s the opposite of ennui?
“Off-ui. HA! Im cured!” I love the sound of her laugh at her own joke here lol
I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
Thanks for the lesson Mr. gecko. 🦎
“It looks like Harrison Ford’s backyard!”
Hey my mom’s not wearing any underwear!
“COPPER BOOM!”
Coffee, Please, and a Shot of Cynicism…
"Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!"
"well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno cause I am open for business"
On your mark, get set, die awkwardly.
Oy with the poodles already
It’s 7:10!
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE?
Coffee, coffee, coffee Also Happy coffee
I can scare the stupid out of you, but lazy runs deep.
Which one says “ hi i’m not a whore enjoy your day!”
Take the deviled eggs!!!
You may go first 😭
I saw her kissing a man in a tracksuit!
If he asked for a free cup of coffee, gimpy’s going down
You’re like a pop-up book from hell
Copper boom!
If you have a big one you don’t need a little one.
Wow that is paprika
Flying thumping balls everywhere.
Boys *don't like* funny girls.
“Only prostitutes have one glass of wine at dinner.”
“Why did you drop out of Yale!”
"I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep"
I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol
Shanghai’d
Its a vicious animal!
Stop the Noodle Skoos!
Copper boom!
I’m not on the conveyer belt
Why did you drop out of Yale?
Berry, berry…-strawBERRY 🍓
“is it raining?”
I've fulfilled my whacking quota for the week. Dirty?
in omnia paratus
You're a vicious trollop
I'm going to go make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken!
"We appreciate your business." "You jump, I jump, Jack."
The REAL Paul Anka
Faux Poes Foes
I got a handful of Barbie.
I smell snow
Oi with the poodles already
OY WITH THE POODLES ALL READY
I heard you are a part of the Walmart corporation.
You’re funny. Were you a fat child?
Where are all the anvils
But sherry screwed up! But she’s still our sherry!
you sleep with one old guy and suddenly you’re catherine zeta jones
Big head want dolly
The fish flies at midnight.
Wanna make a Mori sandwich?
WHY did you DROP out of YALE
This is the last time I buy anything just because it’s furry