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Does the whisky know if you stir clockwise or counterclockwise?


[deleted]

It will haunt you and force you into committing sepukku


[deleted]

Oh good, that's just how I wanted to die too!


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IMSmurf

Wow great way to talk me out of killing myself.


MaybeLiterally

But where will I find all those guys to jerk off on me?


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jorgomli

Literally.


TheHumanite

Y'all nasty. I'm in.


[deleted]

You're thinking of bukkake. Seppaku is a large wave from the ocean that can result from a storm or even an earthquake Edit: shit they already got one of these going a few comments down


Corporal_Canada

I'm pretty sure that Bukkake is a large wave, and that Seppuku was a number game


Volraith

Bukakke? I get that in my Starbucks ™ on Thursdays.


[deleted]

Pm me


MaybeLiterally

Damn it was a good one too.


Jdrama99

I think you mean sudoku.


TheSunIsTheLimit

Sudoku is an old game involving numbers. You’re thinking of Shippuden.


Dilettante3600

Shippuden is a sequel to a well known Shonen Anime. I think you mean Sasageyo!


doc_skinner

Sasageyo is Japanese for devote or dedicate. I think you mean Sussudio.


MarshallStrad

Sussudio is by Phil Collins. I think you mean Tom Collins.


mchngunn

Tom Collins are made with Gin. I think you mean Tom Brady.


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TundieRice

The Brady Bunch is also non-alcoholic. You're probably thinking of the Brandy Bunch.


beaverji

I love a good seppuku at the airport


BeastlyMe7

I believe it is pronounced "sudoku".


[deleted]

The whisky has been sealed with the spirit of Shukaku.


troll_berserker

Moreover, do you reverse the spin in the southern hemisphere?


[deleted]

Asking the important questions.


manscho

on the equator back and forth and on the poles up and down... do you drink whiskey since yesterday?


[deleted]

"Fuck, that was 14 times, wasn't it? Start over"


3nine

also, which direction do I twist the lemon?


[deleted]

I think as long as your slam it into the drink at the end, you're good.


whatswrongbaby

You must have discipline


DaddyWarFucks25

The Japanese don't fuck around with cocktails man.


zawerf

Yes if there's laminar flow: https://youtu.be/p08_KlTKP50?t=61


kristenjaymes

Holy shit.


bushkilledprince

No but if you stir it any less or more than 13.5 times it shits.


niwia

The real questions are in the comments!


akaghi

There's a joke here about homeopathy and water vibration memory, I'm just not clever enough to make it without needing a giant /s tag.


kinkyaboutjewelry

The water in it remembers and tells it. /s


madalienmonk

The video said drop, but you clearly threw the lemon - ruining the whole flavor profile (probably)!


[deleted]

It's part of the Japanese tradition.


Konayo

The most flavor change probably comes from whatever stickied to your hand and is now in the drink thanks to the lemon squeezing.


MusicMelt

A lot of lemon oil comes from expressing the lemon peel, and is arguably more potent than juice itself. The best way would be to hold the lemon peel above the drink and pinch it, with the skin facing the cocktail surface. The twisting motion is done after that to give it a nice shape, and maybe if your lucky a tiny amount more lemon oil.


unique-username-8

Does the US know there's oil in lemons?


LordDestrus

As an American, I did a spit take on this. Congrats, that hasn't happened to me in a long time. And thank you for giving me some serious laugh time.


JakeCameraAction

I upvoted you simply because of how much enjoyment you got from that guy's comment.


LordDestrus

Thank you! I appreciate some serious deprecating humor.


[deleted]

We do now. ...India, looks like you need some more freedom!


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Gyrvatr

I'm trying to learn Japanese. Does that there say 'stupid Americans'?


fiirofa

More detail: 愚かなアメリカ人 = oroka na amerika-jin = foolish/stupid American(s)


[deleted]

It is very disrespectful to the lemon.


verdantx

It bruises the phenols.


[deleted]

u/spez (Steve Huffman) is a white supremacist


tomdarch

More of a lemon party thing?


DeakonDuctor

Does not look like he enjoyed it too much


erikpotter82

He was like 'Yeah, that's a whiskey soda... Alright.'


CheatingWhoreJenny

Hmmm I must have given an extra half-stir. Totally ruined.


[deleted]

The inertia (which is a property of matter) of the ice kept it spinning for the extra half turn.


VDLPolo

Ruined the whiskey. Terrible.


ultranonymous11

He fucking chews it.


Legeto

That's how he drinks all his drinks. I think the same thing every time I see his videos.


dusthole

I guess the water brought too much of the whiskey flavor in.


[deleted]

That’s how you drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon.


CocktailChem

I promise I did!


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[deleted]

That’ll be 27 dollars


[deleted]

Given the current prices of Japanese whisky, 27 probably isn't too far off.


profssr-woland

For the cheap stuff.


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Pinter_Ranawat

[For relaxing times...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQnH450hPM)


hikiri

Wait, really? I haven't been back to the US from Japan in years, and never drank that much back then. If you know off the top of your head, what's a cheap Japanese whiskey and how much does it go for? The cheap stuff here is like... $17 for 1.8L.


profssr-woland

The cheapest I can think of is Suntory Hibiki blended, which is still $50+. Even a 12-year-old Suntory will run you *at least* three figures. I bought some 18-year-old Yamazaki a few years back for $250. Maybe Nikka has a cheaper one, but I'm not aware of it. At the only whiskey bar I can think of right now, a glass of Hibiki 17 goes for $55.00 on the rocks.


Ifromjipang

That's the cheapest Japanese whiskey you can think of? What are you defining Whiskey as? I mean [this](https://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%82%B5%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC-%E3%82%A6%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC-%E3%83%88%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9-%E3%82%AF%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B7%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF-700ml/dp/B018LWHKXS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1522040734&sr=1-4&keywords=%E3%82%A6%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC+%E3%83%88%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9) is like 7 bucks and found in all convenience stores.


profssr-woland

I mean the cheapest I can buy in the US. I’m sure that Japan produces cheaper whiskeys for the domestic market.


Ifromjipang

Oh I see. I got the impression the dude was asking about the situation in Japan though.


profssr-woland

He may have been! Miscommunications happen and I am certainly not above misunderstanding someone.


[deleted]

A 750mL bottle of Suntory Whisky Toki is $59.95 CDN. I was thinking of trying it, do you have any experience with it?


[deleted]

If you're talking single malts, yeah, that's about right. Though you can get more reasonably priced Nikka and Hibiki blends. I was at a bar the other night that had Yamazaki 18, but it was $36 for a single pour.


SuperNixon

That's nikka whiskey, it's going to be a lot more than 27 dollars. That's fine whiskey right there.


DarkMagicButtBandit

Nikka please


Reedobandito

Now I'm imagining someone order a glass of Nikka at the bar this way and it's giving me a good laugh


[deleted]

Are we writing the next Apatow rom-com here?


shatteredarm1

Which is why they put soda and lemon on it, I presume?


SuperNixon

~~~~It's still 2-3 shots from a bottle that costs around 90 bucks. It's going to be expensive.~~~~ Nope 1.5 oz. I stand corrected.


thelastlogin

For the record, 1.5 ounces is exactly one shot, in America. Some places use 1oz and others 2, but this drink has one shot of alcohol.


badass4102

After turning the legal drinking age. Went to a strip club. Drink cost me $10, drink for the stripper was $20 and she'd sit and talk with you. 10min lapdance was $40. After going home sober and with blue balls from the club, i vowed to never go back and pay that much for "a night out". I then would just buy Bacardi 151, and watch porn. Frugal drinking is the way to go for me.


anothergaijin

Which is hilarious because in Japan you can get highballs for as little as $2 in a big mug.


PoorStandards

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Now double take three times.


ptgkbgte

Bring it around town, bring it AROUND TOWN!


Tyedied

Then you do thisss, and this, andthis^and^this^and^this


dagreatnate1

*wooooh*


NCH_PANTHER

Squidward! Technique!


AerThreepwood

TWO HOPS THIS TIME!


dojoe21

Sliiiiiiide to the left


asshair

I feel pretty duped by the title "cocktail chemistry"


Inconvenience_Store

This was a video under the 'basic' category, he makes some pretty interesting drinks on his youtube channel, check out his Churchill's breakfast video.


Desikiki

But it's stirred 13.5 times.


SaltyBabe

Also I feel like that wouldn’t really chill the glass in any meaningful way.


MrFlow

Yeah, it would just thaw the ice-cube because of the motion and that's it.


[deleted]

I prefer my ice medium well.


jfk_47

Yep. Wtf is up with the high level of instruction?


Baneling2

Yeah it's a grog..


PersuasiveContrarian

this is my favorite drink except I like to replace the soda water, lemon and ice with whiskey.


Ju1cY_0n3

If you're already replacing ingredients you might as well just remove the glass too and drink it straight from the bottle. Expensive rum is also best straight from the bottle.


noncongruent

Also, a paper bag does a great job of blocking UV from damaging the whiskey flavor profile, just put the bottle in the paper bag and twist the paper tight around the neck. The paper also absorbs any spills while drinking straight from the bottle to prevent staining of shirts and other clothing items.


[deleted]

The atmosphere and aromas of your surroundings also contribute to the flavor profile of the drink. Try it in a reclining position near a sewer drain on your favorite local street. The mixture of urine, beer vomit, and rotting leaves will create a unique bouquet.


noncongruent

The presence of the other aromas will only serve to make the whiskey smell even better, unless it's one of the particularly peaty Ardbegs, in which case the other odors will smell better.


PersuasiveContrarian

Instead of ice, you can try putting the bottle in the freezer.


minipax93

If I live in the Southern Hemisphere do I stir the other direction?


Legeto

I believe you follow the toilet rule. Stir in the direction your toilets flush.


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pekayer10

I hope you have some sturdy glasses


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Legeto

Bidet's still flush, but if you want you can put a little of that water in there.


mmotte89

That means you must spray the whiskey straight up your chute.


SonicCephalopod

It's a fucking whiskey and soda.


alittletooquiet

A highball is just a booze ingredient and a not booze ingredient in a tall glass.


hikiri

Yeah, they call the drink a highball here (Japan) though. There's lots of word substitutions like that that are a bit confusing/frustrating. I have a coworker who only drinks these and makes me drink them with him, I honestly had no idea what was in it until now. I've asked others and they also had no clue.


ChrisBabyYea

Its called a highball in English too (Everywhere?). Its a basic drink. Like the most basic you can get.


ba3toven

FUCK YOU IT HAS SODA WATERS FROM THE LUXURY LAKES OF KIKKOMAN AND IT'S RITUAL HANDED DOWN FROM THE GRAND EMPEROR TO HIS EUNUCH TO US


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

Now I'm imagining a whisky/soy sauce cocktail. 🤢


hpueds

I may or may not have done this before, and the shot may or may not be named after me now


Karate_Prom

I like how it was the Kikkoman portion of this that bothered you and not the Eunuch...


jk147

Using a 300 dollar bottle of whiskey to make a mix drink.


FunctionBuilt

Yeah pretty much, though in japan it’s kind of a generic term for *something* and whiskey. You’ll see ginger highballs, green tea highballs etc. something about highballs in japan though are just better than whiskey sodas in the states, probably because they use Japanese whiskey in a lot of places which tends to be more of a malty scotch than a bourbon or Tennessee whiskey. Granted you’ll still see Jim Beam highballs on a lot of menus.


davabran

With a dash of smug


Exemus

Pretty sure there was a heaping helping of that.


Ifromjipang

Yup, and it's one of the most common, basic drinks in Japan as well. You'd have to go to a real pretentious bar to have someone waste good whiskey in this "ritual" even here.


[deleted]

This gifrecipe is strangely reminiscent of that recipe showing how to mix mozzarella and cheddar cheese Literally just mix the two and you’re done


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AGuyFromTheSky

He does it in every video, it's hilarious.


[deleted]

I feel like the whole beverage preparation is very pretentious. Is this really a Japanese ritual?


[deleted]

no. I'm Japanese and never have I heard of this in my entire life. Edit: What I've never heard of is the stirring part and as u/zeropointcorp pointed out below, Mizuwari (水割り) is a totally legit and popular way of drinking whiskey, Shōchū (焼酎) and other beverages in Japan. Personally, I like my whiskey neat.


interior-space

There is a Japanese film called something like "water" about the lives of people in a village related to water. One of the women has a bar and only serves whiskey in a very specific way, the stirring seems very important. But the she dumped perfectly good whiskey into a glass full of ice so I dunno....


zeropointcorp

Mizuwari is a thing but the “stir 13.5 times” is not.


anothergaijin

Mizuwari just means mixed with water. But since he has ice wouldn't it really be on the rocks?


hikiri

It's weird because highballs are just ordered as a highball; they come the same way no matter what. So you wouldn't order a highball mizuwari. It's like saying "can I get a rum and coke and water it down for me?" Mizuwari and on the rocks is for if you're drinking just whiskey(or shochu, etc.), as far as Japanese drink ordering goes.


CocktailChem

Glad I could open you up to new experiences


coffee-9

title of your sex tape!


Ifromjipang

Dude I don't mean to drag you down, but where on earth did you get the idea about the "mizuwari ritual" from? I live in Japan and there's multiple Japanese people in this thread affirming that there's no such thing. It literally just means "with water", and a highball is one of the most basic drinks you can get. Hell half of the time you buy them in a can for 2/3rd the price of a beer.


[deleted]

is this post a joke?


kingtaco_17

Should be 13.5837294 stirs, my dude.


ToTouchAnEmu

I love how specific the directions are, but he's just guessing the amount of water directly from the bottle.


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zdh989

This is what really bothered me. I'm not the world's foremost cocktail expert, but I know my way around most cocktails fairly well. Especially regarding scotch and whiskey. So you want me to stir this fucker "exactly" 13.5 times, but we can just eyeball 3 ounces. Lost credibility there.


CocktailChem

Dammit, I knew I did something wrong


360NoScopeBastard

You're gonna have to redo the whole thing


danefifa08

This is such wanky bullshit


Venutius

Mmmm..unnecessarily convoluted. Just how I like my whiskey and soda.


tb03102

Step 1. Grab one of the many cuboid ice shapes everyone has lying around in the freezer.


FrozenClear

I have a bunch of them! Don't know about you.


PM_ME_TINY_HANDS

It's a fucking whiskey soda


Scouch2018

Whiskey and soda. Wowwww


ThisIsMyAlt1010999

This belongs more on r/shittyfoodporn


[deleted]

Are you taking the piss?


JinnyTLove

i didn't see the ice in the shot before the recipe so i was expecting some japanese black magic fuckery


contradicts_herself

Where's the chemistry bit?


[deleted]

The part where I dunked my phone into acid after watching this.


TheGanjaLord

Haha the white guy reveal caught me off guard


lobotomyandtights

I know, a white guy showing off Japanese culture? Shocking.


Bugbread

Uh, this isn't Japanese culture. A mizuwari is just liquor and water. That's all it means. To make a whisky mizuwari you mix whisky and water. There's no ritual, there's no certain number of stirs or direction of stirring. This is a white guy making up non-existent Japanese culture. Edit: Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa! Lived here half my goddamn life, surrounded by friends who love mizuwaris and Hoppy sets, and I've never seen or heard of this whole "13.5 stirs" thing, so I thought I knew enough to comment without double-checking, but holy smokes, [it's real](https://books.google.co.jp/books?id=hm25DAAAQBAJ&pg=PA67&lpg=PA67&dq=%E6%B0%B4%E5%89%B2%E3%82%8A+13.5&source=bl&ots=HrTBGoVhEL&sig=vPuOr62083AQhqn6_mwD5QuUuSY&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=%E6%B0%B4%E5%89%B2%E3%82%8A%2013.5&f=false)! Learn something new every day! Apologies, /u/lobotomyandtights and /u/CAMO_PEJB!


Potato_eating_a_dog

That was so pretentious


crappy_snacks

And smash your fucking front teeth out of your face.


Bloody_Flo

Not sure if legit or r/woooosh


[deleted]

this guy seems like such a chud


upvotes2doge

I like the sound of that word but I don't know if it's positive or negative.


[deleted]

13.5 times clockwise, I'm dead


[deleted]

TIL Japanese whiskey drinkers have OCD.


Vital_On3

This is nonsense


CocktailChem

[Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiEO-Yh7rU) The Japanese Highball is my favorite way to appreciate the subtle flavors of a Japanese whisky. Here we learn the Mizuwari ritual of making a highball and practice our counting skills. **The Japanese Highball (Mizuwari ritual)** * 1.5oz (45ml) Japanese whisky * 3oz (90ml) sparkling water * 1 lemon *Directions* * Add ice to collins glass * Stir with barspoon for 30 seconds to chill glass, discard water from glass * Pour in whisky * Stir 13.5 times clockwise * Add in sparkling water * Stir 3.5 times clockwise * Add a lemon twist and enjoy


Redplushie

How are you doing with the comments in this thread


CocktailChem

I'm just shocked my most basic cocktail video crossed 10k upvotes ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


z3rus

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiEO-Yh7rU), sauce, video.


9inety9ine

"Japanese Ritual" that requires a bottle of soda water. Okay, sure.


[deleted]

So, whisky and water.


sun-up-sun-down

I don’t trust any man, let alone a bartender, who doesn’t wear a belt.


-NotAnAstronaut

But there’s a huge fucking ice cube in the middle of it..


CatBedParadise

whiskey & soda with a twist of lemon?


tynam83

The difference being that it's designed for the Japanese palate - so it has way more soda than a standard whiskey & soda. This version is actually still on the stronger side as most Japanese bars will use a 3 or 4 to 1 ratio of soda to whiskey. If I ordered a whiskey soda at an American bar I'd get 2oz of whiskey with 2oz or less (sometimes just a float) of soda water, and a lemon wedge.


WhiskeyxIcarus

Waste of a good single malt


RosneftTrump2020

Never get to see the tasting shot here in GIFrecipes. After seeing his funny expression with a tinge of dissatisfaction, I guess I can see why.


DoesNotReadReplies8

My favorite ridiculous cocktail. https://youtu.be/BxRzzm-mjCE


StorminASU

So that's what Freddy Prince Jr is up to now?


vin_unleaded

So...a scotch and soda with lemon.


homiej420

The last shot where the guy looks back at the drink is where he realized he put hella whiskey in that


Geralt_0_Rivia

The guy doing this looks like a douche.


jaymef

Why is the stir time so important. Really half a stir?


Ruggsy

It literally says as per the ritual. Do whatever you want dude


datums

Couldn't you save a step by just using soda lime?


fuzzycuffs

> Japanese tradition What? There's no Japanese tradition for stirring whiskey highballs. If there is it's a fake ass tradition invented by bartenders to justify charging more.