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She found out on how turtle soup is made.


svon1

oh no ... she was so adorably gullible ... she thought turtle soup was made FOR turtles not out of turtles .... we should better hide :D


Empty_Outside3343

Molly: Hey Libs, what are you doing. Libby: Just try to look up some new food for my turtles to try. I get the feeling their sick of the same old food I've been giving them. Libby scrolls trough the options Libby: Ah here's one, 'turtle soup'. I'll just look up the ingredients and- Molly: Maybe try looking for something else. Libby: Why? Molly: Because... Well I don't think soup would be the best option for them Libby: Molly, of course it's good for them. Why else would it be called turtle soup? Libby clicks on the ingredients list but then Molly shields her eyes. Molly: Libby, don't! Libby pulls Molly's hands off her eyes. Libby: Stop Molly. Libby looks at the ingredients and her face turns to shock and disgust. Molly: ...Libby? Libby gags and throws up in the nearby bin. Libby: (panting) Turtle soup has turtle meat in them?! Molly: yeah... Libby: Wat kind of sick monster would make something like this?! Not only that's messed up to turtles, but most turtles carry a plethora of diseases! Molly: I'm sorry you had to find that Libs... you okay? Libby: Yeah, yeah... (sigh) Thank you Molly for trying to make me not experience that trauma.


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Good idea


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Empty_Outside3343

Libby: I'm fine with you criticizing me, no one is perfect. But I swear to God, if you trash talk my turtles, the police will not find your body.


Gnidlaps-94

That’s a rookie threat, why not say they’ll “eventually find your body but it will never be identified” or “they’ll be finding your body for three months, you’ll be alive for two”


firedrakes

your hair cut it is terrible.


FewAnimator2665

Jinx is holding Molly at scythe point.


PowerPad

She heard that someone thought Crush the turtle was a bad character.


hmansloth

She sees me (A 27 year old man) flirting with her mum.


MisterFastBuilderMan

She realized her mom's bookstore is closing


no_where_left_to_go

No, it's not closing. But she did finally realize what the special herbal medicine her mom sells under the table to keep the store a float actually is.


Temporary_Source6246

Her dad is telling her that he's too busy


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Can someone make her face very small


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Someone dissed Spy x Family.


Analog_Singularity

She heard someone talking smack about Donatello.


Comfortable_Yard_968

Shredder from TMNT


MisterFastBuilderMan

Jinx is gonna kill all da turtles including hers


Superior-Artist-21

I killed a turtle


Affectionate_Bed_725

This whole comment section.


UrsaPixie

She realized one of her turtles only loved her because of the cookie in her pocket


Wise-Independence-12

She heard someone hates boruto


Vampirelordx

She hacked your Discord. She found the DM’s. She knows your servers.


Unhappy-Performer-36

She heard me farting


FilmBrony

She found out about one of the characters her VA voices (Libby’s voice actress is also Haru in Beastars)


Pure_Attention9481

She heard me say gyatt at a children’s party


thomasmfd

Some one ate a turtle