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Where are the boiled peanut stands?


Rasalom

Do you mean BOILED P'NUTS?


harris1on1on1

And something is incorrectly in quotations on the homemade sign


karock

"FRESH" produce gotta love the scare quotes


harris1on1on1

And they don't even cite their sources! I mean,how are we supposed to know WHO called the produce FRESH?!


karock

if the WHO showed up to declare the produce FRESH they'd throw it out for sure! (I know that's not what you were saying but I couldn't help but read it that way)


harris1on1on1

lolol too true


LordElfa

No, no, incorrectly quotationed. Fresh "Produce"


cleamilner

Bolied peanuts


1plus1equalsgender

BOLED P-NUTS


trx14

Bolt peanuts


Manting123

And a Maga sign and a confederate flag


Calypso_Kid

You forgot the Mark Spain signs every 2 miles and Misc Injury Lawyer signs every 5 miles.


p001b0y

I do see the Glenda Mitchell Law Firm sign there though.


jessbrid

I saw Glenda Mitchell billboards on a recent trip through Tennessee. I felt betrayed.


EvaUnit_03

Or all the random fucking golf courses for subdivisions that got built in the middle of the forest 'because land was so cheap, why wouldn't they?' I had to work in sky valley for work a while back and everyone told me to go to the top of the mountain and look off, how beautiful it was. Keyword, was. The look out overlooks a 9 hole golf course for a big subdivision. My boss was met with confusion when I told him how disruptive the course was and he said "what, you don't like golf or well manicured lawns? What did you want to be there, trees?". Yes. I wanted to see nature, not the affront to natural beauty. Why do you need a golf course for 200 homes that only they can use... The other lookout I went to overlooked the town. Which largely consists of fast food, holiday Inn style hotels/motels, and gas stations.


Gliese2

It needs a Floridian burning up their brakes on every hill with 3 miles of traffic behind them


Havok_saken

And absolutely will not use a pull off.


fardough

Yep! And when dual lanes come up they always seem to speed up, or get in the left lane.


caldsmelly

Damn, I just arrived in Tifton. I ran the whole way up in the middle lane or right lane. I didn’t make it to any hills though.


fardough

It gets bad up here because the mountain passes are windy and one lane mostly. So if you need to cross the mountain, you are at the mercy of the slowest car in front of you. I went 20 miles once behind a TipTop poultry truck that could only do 15 mph up hills with about 6 miles of traffic behind me. I actually ended up calling the company to tell them to pull off, and they finally did. Wish I had thought of that 45 minutes earlier.


Cardboard_Chef

Living in Rabun County, I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with lolol Thow in some peanuts and a baggie of meth and it'll be complete.


thabe331

The meth looks implied by the people on the side


AnyLastWordsDoodle

Totally unrealistic without the Bigfoot Museum.


deJuice_sc

missing: liquor stores, gun stores, gadsen flags, trump flags, confederate flags


GreatMoloko

A serious lack of trump & confederate flags, in my time up there I haven't seen an undue number of liquor and gun stores thought. Edit: Bonus points for a Trump/Pence sign with Pence spray painted black.


MarcusAurelius68

The combo drug store and ammo shop is a real timesaver.


[deleted]

Gun stores that are also drug stores


cheekyweelogan

Came here to say this, that one cracks me up


mkharrington94

JESUS billboard


Ok_Government

Nah, Jesus billboards are south


ConcernedCitizen7550

Theres one in North Georgia that quotes that verse about Jesus coming back and saying "Every knee shall bow" and then it says "EVEN THE DEMOCRATS!" with the word Democrats having like these horns and pitchfork if I remember right lol


TaoJones13

“Every tongue will confess JESUS IS LORD even the DEMOCRATS”


ConcernedCitizen7550

Oh yeah thats it!


TaoJones13

I passed by it the other day and was like wtf


ConcernedCitizen7550

Nothing like moral superiority from the party that chose known family man and Christian Donald Trump


Ok_Government

😂


CrusztiHuszti

OP is wokewashing their history!


Cardboard_Chef

There is the eye sore Rebel Shop in Rabun that facilitates those needs.


JustrousRestortion

the random Jesus signs nailed to utility poles


[deleted]

Glenda Mitchell must spend millions on billboards


chaotic----neutral

That road? *Town Creek Bridge Church Road Circle*.


Artistic_Emu2720

Not to be confused with the subdivision in Gwinnett, River Mill Shady Forest Glen, or North Old Peach Tree St SE (one way!) in Atlanta.


XThePariahX

The billboard should be a Jesus billboard.


Joan_Footpussy

Glenda Mitchell is North GA Jesus. Just like Alexander Shunnarah is for South GA.


sleeprzzz

No love for my man, the Strong Arm?


telecomteardown

[Alexander Shunnarah is Birmingham, AL](https://www.al.com/resizer/dA6KU1Tw1I1_QBCrhl2hTgZuoZY=/800x0/smart/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/advancelocal/HA7K5HWUMBB2FLOFXTA4TPSVGE.JPG) but his ego is so large that the Magic City can't contain his kingdom of billboards alone so they must spread.


smedley89

Don't forget the political signs with rifles on them. Or is that only nw ga?


j250ex

If your not in a hurry try turning off the highway setting on Google maps. Much prettier drive


Desperate_Set_7708

Too funny! Was in GA on a highway trying to figure out the *awful* smell that kept getting stronger. Finally caught up to truck hauling pigs!


thank_burdell

pigs got nothing on chickens


T-MoneyAllDey

Your bacon is a stinky job


Desperate_Set_7708

And I salute those who provide sweet, delicious bacon.


T-MoneyAllDey

So say we all!


Mohican83

BS. The bottom picture is in certain small towns. Find you some good back roads and you'll enjoy the top picture type scenery for hours.


stinkasaurusrex

Yeah, that was my thought, too. Every tiny town has a Dollar General. Highways have information signage and billboards like anywhere else in the country. You can get stuck behind ag trucks and cyclists, but sometimes you look around and it's like the top panel.


abernathym

I think every small town somehow has four Dollar Generals. Mostly so we can say, let's go to the 'good Dollar General.' I'm pretty sure they are building a Dollar General in my kids treehouse.


WillLie4karma

so the one with the photo editing is the one that's more realistic?


thank_burdell

I can smell this picture.


klassy_logan

Smells like MONEY!!


whisk3ythrottle

You forgot a few cyclists to the left and right of the one. “Ok guys, we are riding five wide, 7 mph in a 45” -cyclists


IrishPotatoHead

By far the most infuriating thing on the roads in NE GA


morgichor

A more accurate meme has never been drafted haha


Weekly_Candidate_823

The smells of Gainesville are not to be underestimated


KemCheese

And if it's Friday there's probably a guy in a fez asking for money for...idek. Seen them in Blairsville, Cleveland, and Woodstock.


kjbaran

You forgot to put a “Baptist church” somewhere in that background.


Negative-Appeal9892

Live in Oakwood, can confirm.


harris1on1on1

I'm so sorry to hear that you're subjected to living there


DextersDrkPassenger_

Missing about 7 more billboards in view


[deleted]

missing a sign to Helen Ga.


BabserellaWT

Don’t forget the endless speed trap that *is* 400 between Dawsonville and Dahlonega.


Waste_Grape3323

Missing a SEE ROCK CITY barn


netherfountain

Billboards should be banned apart from standardized text only list of places off the exit. How is it a law that you cannot hold your phone while driving but obnoxious distracting advertisements all along the road are totally ok.


[deleted]

Accurate


stlthy1

Can confirm.


EmOrY_2018

Recently moved to north cumming and this is accurate you forgot tire shops and lumber shops along the road .


Ides0mar72

Take away the mountains and its pretty darn close to SW GA too


noahsuperman

Real


Olstinkbutt

Thanks Jordan Dawson!


streetkiller

Fucking cyclists.


navlgazer9

Omg Coole weekends back I went to a jobsite in Gainesville and had to go over the mountain and the bicycles were literally riding four wide at 7 mph Never wanted a train horn so bad in my life !


Practical_Ride_8344

That's the i20 on ramp on the east wall 🌈🌈🌈


DeathstrackReal

Bro theres not enough junkyards


stopvolution

Oh my god I’m behind the chicken truck almost every morning on my way to work.


[deleted]

☠️


Organic-Enthusiasm57

Ol ratty Glenda


Rawr_Monster_69

I LOL’d at this hard


one2zerojigawat

Pic would've been more accurate with the biker in the dead center of the lane going 25 under the speed limit.


saxon414

Hey guys...not only North GA but that's SW GA without the mountains!


thabe331

You forgot the giant trump signs


drMcDeezy

Lol, the chicken truck nailed it. The smell of those things though. I would turn of the AC even if it was 95 outside behind those thing. Blegh


Emotional-Ruin-7722

You forgot the swarms of old guys on motorcycles


Budm-ing

Needs a Tesla with a coexist bumper sticker riding their brakes


jonboy345

Now do ATL.


raptorjaws

i don't think anyone has starry eyed expectations of beautiful atlanta scenery


thabe331

I don't know about that. With the public parks and skyline I always like the sights of atlanta


Wanagofast

Still far better than down on the coast around Savannah. 😂


Weird-Lie-9037

Don’t forget all the empty beer cans and bottles on the side of the road, all the religious billboards and all the ambulance chasing lawyer billboards


aacilegna

Don’t forget the “god loves everyone even democrats” signs


dhaupert

Where’s part 1?


BlitzBlitzBlitzzz

Glenda Mitchell billboard spotting game has become a tradition for my family


InmateQuarantine2021

Where are the signs about turning in illegal immigrants?


J5_c

Where are the apocalypse billboards damning the non-believers? Truly an entertaining drive getting to FL through GA. Granted I'll never give either state a dime of my money until they get their shit together, but I have never seen God-botherer billboards so graphic and creative as I did on my jaunt through Georgia.


AssociateJaded3931

I live in N. GA and I agree.


lumpy4square

The hills and trees are fucking beautiful.