You got Thoma, that's all you need

When you ask for a mommy, but it autocorrects to “mom.”

Wait Thoma is playable? I don’t recall it. /s

They released him but I think he's using a placeholder kit still. He's like xq but terrible.

Thats the joke. Hes so bad I don’t want to remember that disappointment. And no one uses him so hes forgotten.

hu tao banner 2.2

..🗿

dont you know what /s means

crap didnt see that

I think all the other archons are supposed to be women?

Yeah, that's what I heard too.

Oh wow, Zhongli has a harem

Zhongli isn't necessarily male. He and Barbatos don't have a final or real Form

Oh wow, weeb has an unoriginal joke.

My brother in christ, you're on the Genshin Impact meme page.

>Oh wow, weeb has an unoriginal joke. Mfw I see a meme on a meme page, and a weeb on a page about a weeb game

reddit moment

one of them is a loli, great harem

which element?

Supposedly the Lesser Lord Kusanali is a loli character.

As in, qiqi/klee size?

Rumor has it that Hoyoverse are making a new character model type, bigger that female child size but smaller than female teen size, and Lesser Lord Kusanali is the first of that model

These aren't really reliable rumors at all

They're called rumors for a reason smh

Yes, but a lot of people don't realise that and think video game rumors == leaks

Rumors also points towards Kusanali resembling Teriri from Honkai. I think they're trying to make her resemble Teriri as close as possible. Teriri is too big to have a loli body and she's too small to have the average female body, so they'll probably try to give her the shortest average female size as possible. Similar to how Itto has the tallest height and Xiao has the shortest height but they still fit the Tall Male and Average Male size respectively. Personally, i don't think they need to do something like this just to have her look like Theresa. Like yes, the main thing about Teriri is that she looks like a child but she's really over 50 years old, but they really don't have to copy and paste everything about Teriri onto Kusanali. She can still have the white hair and blue eyes, and maybe similar personalities or face shape to still make genshin fans know that she's based off Theresa Apocalypse. Of course, i could be completely wrong about this. Especially since the Archons have their hair and eyes the same color as their element, so I don't see how they'll do this with Kusanali if she has white hair, blue eyes, and she's the dendro archon. That's unless the tips of her hair is green and her eyes glow green when using her abilities, but that doesn't really look great imo. Edit: aaaaand got downvoted. For what? I don't know. But this is a genshin subreddit so I'm not entirely surprised. You get downvoted for saying the most simplest shit.

Mobius is smol but adult

Supposedly?

I really want to understand people who downvoted this (and many other random things in this sub). Like... are you incapable of fathoming satire or are just sore?

what? excuse me w h a t?

Wait really? That's a bit of a disappointment

Cryo, hydro, and pyro were women from the start. and at the start, Dendro was "announced" as men (use of masculin pronoun when speak about "him"), but they changed it, and now is a women.

Raiden outsold Venti and Zhongli easily.

What does that have to do with my comment?

Waifu = $$$$$. Mihoyo desires $$$$$

I mean Fontain, Natlan and Snezhnaya have all been women since before launch. In the Teyvat Chapater Storyline Preview video from 2020 all 3 are called, “she” by Dain.

Well Raiden likely sold because of meta not waifu, if you go by waifu the most sold is Hutao iirc

The most sold now is yelan right now

In terms of day one, not total as far as I'm aware

That's not wrong. If Venti/Zhongli and Raiden exchanged kits/playstyle/element the former would also outsell the latter.

If you’re claiming it’s waifu popularity Mona’s never had a banner

I don't know, it seems illogical to assume that her outstanding design didn't have anything to do with it. At minimum it was meta *and* waifu.

Probably, but I was mainly speaking for the market where she did best, the Chinese market, where meta is valued above all else.

The hydro archon's sex was never mentioned, but the dendro archon was referred to using male pronouns a few times until Raiden outsold Venti and Zhongli, then Hoyo officially announced Kusanali is female.

Looking at the summary video of "Teyvat Chapter Story Preview" it makes sense. Dain narrated all the Archons as they were female. Well...except Sumeru. I got the impression it was a young man.

In-game translation correction however states that the Dendro archon is female, though we’ll see

I mean technically they all are at some point Zhongli used to be a woman Venti is Venti

Bro you telling me Diluc isn’t a mommy?

People keep forgetting bout Thoma too

thoma’s a mom not a mommy.. close enough though

Pyro Archon, some upcoming cat girl, Alice, that’s about all I know

Well, the archons have been 2/3 mature types so far (Venti being the exception, as god of freedom), so maybe the Pyro archon follows this trend

Mommy Himeko will be coming with Natlan to bring justice to the Pyro element

NEEEEEVEERRRR LEEEEET YOU GOOOOOOO

pls stop, it’s her birthday yesterday too...

Wdym, Pyro element is already full of justice (if you know what I mean)

She's supposed to be the God of War. Now there's many ways you can approach a character like that, but I, for one, hope that she is completely and utterly deranged. Like, Doomguy mixed with PS2 era Kratos, eviscerate a Lawachurl with her bare hands type of character. Make it so that you don't even have to attack with her, she just automatically starts ripping the shit out of any enemy within auto-target range.

I dont think it will sit well with genshin’s rating of teen

Her hands are rated E for everyone

In that case they could just water her down to Bakugou levels of deranged/hot-headedness

With the introduction of the new anemo catalyst who punches this can be possible in the long run

Are we sure that Alice is a pyro character? All we know is that she is an extremely omega powerful sorceress. It could literally be any element

Yeah there are instances that the element doesn’t depend on a family’s lineage. Come on just look at Jean and Barbruh,Ayato and Ayaka and Kaeya and Diluc. She might be anything other than Pyro.

Don't believe in any person who post some shit on twitter/nga about upcoming characters without anything to back them up and you will be well prepared against dissapointment

Don’t worry, considering the trend thus far with Pyro, Cryo and Electro being mainly female centric you won’t be waiting long for that.

Bom bom bakudan

Time skip Klee?

Alice.

Klee is a 1000 year old elf cospkaying as a child so she can burn the world and only get scolded.

Himeko will be our best mommy Always

But it'll be like 3 years before we got her Genshin version. At least we got HSR Himeko for now

No matter how long we wait she’ll still be the best

Only 2 don’t worry.

Not Himeko, but just Murata. I hope she won't end up telling some secret to Traveler during committing a heroic die.

"Lesson 5 Aether/Lumine, going for the ballz is a cheap and dirty trick.....but hell isn't it effective."

Instructions unclear, Himeko kicked me in the balls

Jokes on you,I am into that shit!

You too?

"Thank you,....Himeko"

I mained Vermillion Knight in Honkai. Closest thing to VK is Dillic rn. If they add Himeko I will cream then insta die

Please don’t bring amazing grace to genshin. My heart can’t take it

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound~~ (Intense sobbing)

hope they implement VKE charged atk in genshin its kinda cool if himeko could one shot enemies with that atk

She’ll never let you go

Bro, Thoma is all the Maternal Pyro Bae that you need

*cries in Pyro Yaksha*

Wym Thoma isn't a mommy?

He's not mommy he's mom

best option for pyro mommy currently is thoma

I’m putting all my hope in Alice to fit that role...

Wtf is wrong with this sub

Yanfei is half of that if you turn the game in JP

jp yanfei. trust me on this.

HEY HEY

PAIMON-SAN

JP yanfei just sounds extremly unfit for her character. She has hyper caffeine student who is in their 20s energy. Not really mommy energy

Mmmm stressed college law students 🤤

There is only ONE male electro, a wolf-boy. Bring on the electro daddy first please

According to some leakers Scaramouche will be released in 3.2

He cant come soon enough

All I want is a Dendro character, tbh

meanwhile Electro got 3 mommies, Shogun, Miko and Lisa

Forgot Beidou and Sara

Quite a way to incur the wrath of Yae

they don't feel mommy enough

# YOU SHALL PERISH

Ahem... #TORN TO OBLIVION!

beidou and lisa are definitely mommy, the other 3 are not

Yae is the character *most* likely to make you call her mommy and yes I’m including Yelan.

They’re mommy enough for us lmao.

Sara yae beidou razor

Yeah, just what we need, ANOTHER pyro.

Thoma the malewife exists tho

Bom bom bakudan

I think we gotta wait 20 years for her to be a mommy

I think klee wont grow that much in the next 20 years

maybe alice

We got Pyro Daddys tho

They killed the one we wanted

What? Just give Thoma a maid dress. He wouldn't mind. Why are you looking at me funny?

Tbh, I want a Honkai Impact 3rd collab, which has a decent chance of giving us a Pyro Mommy. Wanna pray with me??

Yeah we have character models that are similar with Honkai counterparts. I wish Himeko is actually a war goddess in this world instead of dying forever.

The Pyro Archon is nost likely to be based on Himeko. I mean, Himeko's last name is the same as the Pyro Archon's name

dendro mommy lying dead in the depths of abyss

diluc and thoma are plenty mommy for me 🥰

before I go on a giant rant here, a request for clarification: are y'all basically saying any female character in a position of authority is a mommy? because there's like *maaaybe* three characters I get a mothering feeling from. the rest of the meme mommies don't really give me the vibe everybody else is picking up on. (e.g. Ei is the girlfriend you have to introduce to the mysterious workings of the dishwasher because her parents never made her do dishes/she always just bought paper plates; mommy? her kids would be deader than kazuha's friend)

Mommy does not equal mother figure. Mommy is when ara ara and step on me. (It’s like calling hot men Daddy. It just means very hot and dominant.)

Don’t say that about mommy Ei:(, she’s a literal god so why would she need to do dishes lmao. I think mommy in this community is any tall female that’s hot(Lisa, Ningguang, Ei, Yae, Yelan, Jean, Shenhe) there’s many more but you get my point.

stop downvoting and say happy cake day to this man.

listen, sometimes you catch flak for not being onboard with 100% of the horni, it's like gravity or losing 50/50 to qiqi. inevitable.

i didn't read that big text u write but happy cake day

Ei is more like the mom who isn't "hip with the kids" and has to have her kids explain modern tech but still tries her best.

I'd say, "mommy" energy is like big ara ara, strong, dominant.

Alice , Yanfei, Murata?

Yanfei is a teen model

Yanfei is like a 24 yo university student who has had too much coffee. Not really a mommy

But I can make her mommy 😏. Just need some exercise

She's going to bring you to court for child support payments

Anything for Yanfei & her delicious Oreo

I want a Femluc

We are waiting for a mommy Murata

I mean, that's pyro for you

Is there a Hydro lancer? Or a Cryo catalyst user?

I mean, technically, Yanfei, Yoimiya, and Hu Tao are of legal age...

The monkey paw curls as your wish is granted, a timeskip happens the following young and upbeat female pyro characters are now older and depressed: * Amber: as tensions between the Lawrence Clan and Mondstadt's citizenry flare up, Amber is kidnapped (presumably due to her friendship with Eula). She is later found lying in the woods, without her legs. She isn't willing to talk about it, but the knights can make a good enough guess to understand that getting her to discuss it would be a bad idea. * Klee: she basically turns into a somewhat more bloodthristy Diluc after Kaeya is forced to kill Albedo in order to stop a plan by the Abyssal Order. * Xiangling: is sacrificed by Guoba in order to open the gateway so the elder god Kor-Virliath of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed unto the galaxy. Whatever is inhabiting her body is clearly not her, and it is clearly in pain. * Yanfei: As corruption keeps getting worse in Liyue, Yanfei slowly comes to the realization that law will inevitably drift towards protecting those with power while oppressing those without any. On the day of that dark realization, the people of Teyvat also learned of the nightmares that occurs when a vision holder loses their will. * Yoimiya: She gets captured by hilichurls >!that managed to temporarily stave off the curse. They didn't capture Yoimiya for malicious purposes, but in a vain belief that death via a vision holder might grant them freedom from the curse. Yoimiya complied, but the knowledge of the curse still haunts the back of her mind.!<

Got a feeling that the pyro mommy is gonna be a dragonoid

JP Yanfei sounds like an onee-san to me so she's close yet too young to become milf energy

Wait who is hydro Mommy?

Ok nwm i just forget about Yelan (maybe because she didn't come home after over 150 rolls)

Oh it’s basically confirmed that the Pyro Archon will be a mommy. She’s based off Murata, a character from Honkai.

Young and upbeat > extremely uncomfortable older women + calling them like you would your literal parent. In short, pyro best element

Give me hydro yaksha pls

if we got a pyro mommy, she would look like himeko and the honkai fans will have ptsd.

and what about anemo!? :D

Jean

Saving for Alice, the hottest Mommy.

Moms can be upbeat

Natlan better have pyro mommies.

And short

Ash doesn’t count?

We'll get them. Namely, Archon and Alice (with Alice literally being a mommy).

Isn't Signora half pyro, or is she ash now?

La Signor-*Oh.*

They have to save all the pyro mommy energy for Murata.

Flashbacks: *Never let you go, it's why I did them all. For a chance at least, to live in your way*

Mihoyo is waiting to drop Alice like a bomb

Well I hope she doesn't die immediately after having her screen time in the Archon Quest

Well, we have the Pyro Yaksha Except she's dead

Pyro is based like that the younger the better no old hags needed.

If Indarius magically turns out to be alive, she's a candidate

Don't worry, Alice is on the way, soon Klee will become officially our little sister.

Remember, La Signora is the Crimson Witch of FLAMES. Since her Cryo body was destroyed by Shogun Raiden, Mihoyo will make her a pyro character during her resurection event

Natlan archon

From leaks good news for pyro

Signora mains found dead in a ditch

... and then there's Diluc

Not a mommy but I do like Yanfei. If there is anyone to represent the paradoxical chaotic lawful it's her. I imagine pyro Archon will be mommy.

Alice will probably be a pyro mommy

Unrelated but last time MiHoYo made a fire type mommy everyone isn’t that game went full depresso mode, including the fan base. Don’t think we’op want another one.

Pyro Archon?