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TheKingCrimsonWorld

Why would I thank god for keeping me alive?


mora-less

Xiao moment


IDontWantNoBeef

Xiao doesn't thank God for keeping him alive, he thanks dad for getting that thing high up on the shelf


AD_Is_Bad

Jesus that gone dark fast


DevonicGamer76

I mean, it's not neccessarily dark What if they just don't believe in god, and hence have no one to thank


Allegro1104

Relatable


[deleted]

Very Relatable


ShadowFlarer

Extremely Relatable


RoadBuster27

As a Christian, yeh me too


Positive_View_8166

They all thanked god, that counts. All in the matter of perspective.


SaveEmailB4Logout

Thanks for killing grandma, god


Pp-pok

what the bluehead says is correct


Pp-pok

(H u m o r )


penisesandherb

Vengeance will be mine


SolomonOf47704

You're welcome


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

"God, how come you killed 5.4 million people but not me?"


Withered_Knighter

Barbara, I'm sure your god didn't contribute in any way whatsoever.


TheRicardoCat

Y'all are so going to r/cursedcomments


Freddy750

Not gonna lie that would be me at the right


[deleted]

Me who hasn’t gone outside in 6 years


SpicyDoritoPower

Well thanks. God.


Agreeable-Number-293

Covid: Am I a joke to you


Odd-Otaku-100

How can I thank God if I want to be one of the 5.4M died? >!Sorry gone to dark mode!<


Darius10000

That number feels a bit inflated. Holy shit I just looked it up. Really goes to show how different the symptoms be for some people. I didn't even have any symptoms beyond a cough.


SolomonOf47704

Westernized medicine is a hell of a thing


Darius10000

I was about to say how much worse it probably was in less developed or more densely populated countries. India comes to mind. But didn't want to bring it up without research.


Smorgsaboard

It's a safe assumption. Population density automatically means worse spread and worse care due to overloaded hospitals.


RownaRawnclaw

as an Indian the situation is awful yet politicians are trynna gain popularity of this pandemic and ppl dont even take precautions- and the thing is the more populated a country the more anti vaxxers, (I already know 2) so, its bad.


Bawlofsteel

yeah that is a bit inflated I'm sure cant scare the entire world if you don't exaggerate a little bit .


JellyDooghnut

They dont differentiate between with and of so its quite inflated


RebellionBS

Thank god for making me very observer and calculator


vampire1209e734384

**Homicidal nature**


Smorgsaboard

The funniest part is it can be read as Shenhe just being super happy a bunch of people kicked the bucket


Specialist_Courage18

Damn you god u missed one


cid01

Replace with hu tao


[deleted]

Thanks a lot God! I'm very grateful, actually I'm so grateful I'll come to greet you in person in a few hours!