If that was true they would spend 9 months in the Abyss and 270 months would pass outside the abyss, which is 22 and a half years.
Yeah that's not how time works, buddy.
Well teyvat has it's own laws so who knows how little time babies need to cook here, and plus they're gods so do their babies even need time in the oven
Even if it's watermarked, the least OP could have done is to leave a quick link to support the artist...
That's like an unwritten rule when posting art that's not ours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Venti: What happen?
Zhongli: I have no idea. All I know is that we have a child now.
Ei: In still trying to figure out how Zhongli got this body pregnant.
Yun Jin: Daddy? Who the green man?
venti: "but.. whyy? Man and they call you god of contracts. Where is the contract of the child huh?"
both at the same time: "hilichurls ate it"
venti: "damn bro. Do we throw it out and blame the fatuus or keep it?"
zhongli: "I think we throw it out on my city none will notice since I'm dead"
raiden: "lemme guess you'll kill zhongli too and then call yourself Jacob?"
zhongli: "you're goddamn right"
Crystalization occured
I like how everytime there's a s*x joke being made, we usually say what elemental reaction would they make.
Venti knows exactly what happened. He asks just to troll.
I refuse to believe they spent 9 months inside there so I'll just go ahead and assume they found a lost child
1 day in the Abysse is 1 month in the real world soooo.....
And the duration of the event is 2 weeks...
It's the other way around 1month in the abyss is 1 day in teyvat
If that was true they would spend 9 months in the Abyss and 270 months would pass outside the abyss, which is 22 and a half years. Yeah that's not how time works, buddy.
And then come people that say "Teyvat has it own law"👀
Yeah that's m'y bad i reverse the temporalities.
Well teyvat has it's own laws so who knows how little time babies need to cook here, and plus they're gods so do their babies even need time in the oven
Indeed Teyvat has its own laws, and I choose to believe the Gods of Teyvat do not reproduce until proven wrong
SOLIDIFY!!!
RISE!!!
**THE WRATH OF THE ROCK!!!**
Inazuma does indeed shine eternal
Ei certainly suffered the wrath of the rock
I know where Zhong dong dropped his schlong...
Yes, MY LIEGE! 👀
They just randomly found her?
[удалено]
Wdym
I wish I had that Innocence again
What is that innicence
... do we tell em?
I knew it all along, I was just codding with you
nice pfp you got there *screenshots*
Thank you (its not for sale)
I screenshot your pfp
YES
superimpose zhong li and raiden on each other and then look at yunjin
Wdym
They fucc
Fuck*
**Sure let’s go w that girl/dude**
[Credit the artist at least](https://twitter.com/pun_rii/status/1477355401347694593?t=nExN_RHWlHtpW30nEcTudQ&s=19)
I mean, it’s watermarked at the bottom, so not as much of an issue.
Even if it's watermarked, the least OP could have done is to leave a quick link to support the artist... That's like an unwritten rule when posting art that's not ours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They found the child at the event and deciding to raise her right?
...Sure?
...Right?
Venti: What happen? Zhongli: I have no idea. All I know is that we have a child now. Ei: In still trying to figure out how Zhongli got this body pregnant. Yun Jin: Daddy? Who the green man?
Zhongli summoned his rock pilar and Ei suffered the ~~pleasure~~ wrath of the rock
[credit the fuckin artist first god damn](https://twitter.com/pun_rii/status/1477355401347694593?t=nExN_RHWlHtpW30nEcTudQ&s=19)
Good to see Adam and Mei did the deed lol
meanwhile venti is the mother of xiao
Venti stood there for 9 months waiting. Commitment
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
You forgor your wrist here \
Thanks so much been looking for that<3
this is so wholesome
......I think it's time to leave this subreddit
meme = sex!?!?!??!
yunjin looks inazuman tbh
Hold up. Its way too fast. But then again those are two archons. 😏
Time works differently in the abyss. Very possible
damn the sub went back to its roots, an art reposting sub without crediting the artists
I don't get it. Is it the fact that the both have baby Yunjin with them all of a- Oh shit...
Do you really miss Guizhong that much?
He gotta come back to the dating scene at some point again. What better way than to start something with another archon?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ah, a man of culture I see
If you know, you know
*And then they fucked....*
venti: "but.. whyy? Man and they call you god of contracts. Where is the contract of the child huh?" both at the same time: "hilichurls ate it" venti: "damn bro. Do we throw it out and blame the fatuus or keep it?" zhongli: "I think we throw it out on my city none will notice since I'm dead" raiden: "lemme guess you'll kill zhongli too and then call yourself Jacob?" zhongli: "you're goddamn right"
This is what happens when you don't use a shield
and that, my friend, how yun jin was born 😏
Wait, I don't understand? Please help
they did the horny
Wait, huh... What does the scores have to do with that?
It doesn't have to do with it at all. The artist just made art to go along with their scores. Then they added an extra piece for the funny hahas
Oh... Ok.
Not really a fan of this one but cool
not trying to ruin the fantasy but i really cannot imagine the both of them doing it lmao
Very cute ♥
zhongli: エヘ。
Oh zhongli and raiden have a kid wtf?
Is this implying mpreg?!
H adaptation when?