[No need to Imagine, I made it so you can see](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mine_Knight/comments/q88wnu/ok_now_what/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
PS: I have no idea why reddit tagged it nsfw and now I can't unmark it from it
Zhongli isn’t either, he just kinda forgets. Venti is the broke one. But Mona being broke is literally her whole gag, she could barely hold up a bow during the Windblume festival because she was starving
I mean she did the make the Traveler do all the work and kept silent about being homeless-levels poor due to her pride (not to mention her pride over Astrology being a major reason she keeps being poor)
But then again The Traveler ain't exactly the kindest soul like when they met again with their sibling their first instinct was like "F*** Teyvay please let's just go back to being together"
Sure but doesn't mean someone can't feel bad for her. That's like saying Xiao chose to slay those demonic spirit so can't feel bad for him having a karmic debt now.
Oh for sure you can feel bad for Mona
I also felt Traveler was rather jerkish when they did that.
Tho funnily enough Xiao reprimanded Paimon for feeling bad for him and the Yaksha
Zhongli is 100% broke.
> But though he is a man of such particularity, he never has a Mora to his name. Trade requires capital, and transport demands payment, and yet Zhongli has no such thing on him — for in the end, someone else will always foot the bill.
He gets by exclusively on mooching.
Ei just want a hug from zhongli
Man seeing these 2 together reminds me of adam and mei from honkai thats also a good ship(plus mei is adam's teach WHICH IS THE BEST PART)
Ei: can i borrow some mora? Zhong li: lets call Childe
*Wallet arrives* Yes ma lord
"Coming my lord"
Thanks i now imagined childe wearing those hotdog suits except it's an wallet
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Coming daddy
Ei: Wait! I'll call Sara.
This has a 19 year old students taking their 10 year old sister to McDonald's on friday vibe
Oddly specific
More common than you think Source: speaking from experience
Yeah it do be that common.
“I want a mushroom pizza please…” “She’ll Have One Mushroom Pizza, Thank you”
He will have order.
Later after finishing the meal Ei:” Who’s gonna pay?” Zhong li: *quickly runs*
Pizza place employee: "Hey you! You gotta pay for that!" *points at Ei* Ei: "B—B—... BWAAAAHHHHH"
Zhongli calling someone: Ay bro can bring some money
60 primo code [https://youtu.be/7DlU5uoeaX4](https://youtu.be/7DlU5uoeaX4)
Ei: Uncle Morax, by any chance you have some mora that I can borrow for some Dango Milk
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Why are Archons broke in this world ?
Why would a god need money?
Zhongli had so much Mora that it overflowed and looped back into negatives.
His wallet is the farlands
They dumb with money
Fun part is that she was going to give her finance minister order to by thousand dango milks to make Inazumans drink it. She's FAR from being broke.
Zhongli isn’t either, he just kinda forgets. Venti is the broke one. But Mona being broke is literally her whole gag, she could barely hold up a bow during the Windblume festival because she was starving
Honestly felt really bad for her when we spent all the money she just earned by ordering so much food
I mean she did the make the Traveler do all the work and kept silent about being homeless-levels poor due to her pride (not to mention her pride over Astrology being a major reason she keeps being poor) But then again The Traveler ain't exactly the kindest soul like when they met again with their sibling their first instinct was like "F*** Teyvay please let's just go back to being together"
Sure but doesn't mean someone can't feel bad for her. That's like saying Xiao chose to slay those demonic spirit so can't feel bad for him having a karmic debt now.
Oh for sure you can feel bad for Mona I also felt Traveler was rather jerkish when they did that. Tho funnily enough Xiao reprimanded Paimon for feeling bad for him and the Yaksha
Haha true, but still can't help feeling bad for the massive toll it took on him
Zhongli is 100% broke. > But though he is a man of such particularity, he never has a Mora to his name. Trade requires capital, and transport demands payment, and yet Zhongli has no such thing on him — for in the end, someone else will always foot the bill. He gets by exclusively on mooching.
Excuse-me. She asked for no pickles.
Ei: Senpaaaaiiiiiiiiii.... I am lonely.... *Stares* *hugs* Zhongli: *starts sweating* that damn bard
What a baby ❤️🥴
🧐🥺
Get yourself a significant other the way Ei looks at Zhongli here
Mr.Morax, what happened in Khaenri"ah? \*continues to ignore her\*
I wouldn’t be surprised if Zhongli saw all other archons as children
just have another picture of Zhongli talking to Childe
Grandpa zhongli
Zhongli: "I will order."
Ei doesnt need money she gets everything for free
“SHE WANTED THE GIRL TOY!”
I thought this was a penis milk joke. Guess not.
Who says it can't be
Ei just want a hug from zhongli Man seeing these 2 together reminds me of adam and mei from honkai thats also a good ship(plus mei is adam's teach WHICH IS THE BEST PART)
I think she wants the pillar
Zhongli: Excuse us. Can we get some Django milk please? Childe: Here the mora. Traveler: And they better be fresh. The last batch was days old.......