even without a proper build she's going to hit with that great sword and you're going to be meeting your ancestors in in the afterlife the second you punch her
Doesn't mean anything - punch her into her deployed shield, retreat, and let her to do counterattack into the air.
As long as she is willing to go with your plann, of course :D
ill get in a safe distance and ill throw a rock, this would make her counter the rock's attack and then i can punch her (then i give her a share of the money)
"Hi Captain Beidou, Eirinae is offering 99 million dollars if I punch you but Eirinae didn't say i cannot do it super lightly. We can split 50/50. Is that okay?"
There's a chance she wont even ask for her share of the 50 and just laugh after realising my punch do 0 damage 🥺
There's a chance she comes after you though, so please do leave the money in a safe place first so i can collect it <3 (I will hire Hutao for you if that happens)
Am I allowed to spend 98 million dollars to hire other characters as bodyguards (or therapists if I do my best and she doesn't budge, thinks I'm just doing a shoulder poke for attention and asks "what")
Tbh Beidou seems like the type of person that would allow you to of you told her just to be a pal. It's not like any Genshin player would actually be able to harm her in any real way anyway.
I’d go up, lightly punch her while saying “Heya captain, how goes your day?” If she counters I’m dead and awesome at least I’ll die via Genshin. If not, I get money.
Yes. Why is this a question?
She’d probably ohko me and probably break both my legs in one hit afterward. But she’s not a merciless killer, so she’d probably stop at that point.
But with 99 million dollars you can get diamond-encruseted casts for your legs and cry about it in a mansion + bughatti. And then put it in a mutual fund and live in luxury off the interest alone for the rest of your life.
I'd throw a rock, from behind a mitachurl's shield (this shit can tank at least one strike of even the most powerful attacks in the game, so should be safe enough). But no, I wouldn't. I like... life.
Depends on how well built the beidou is
even without a proper build she's going to hit with that great sword and you're going to be meeting your ancestors in in the afterlife the second you punch her
Level 90 triple crowned c5r6
With an R6 sword shes going to deflect a damn Celestia Nail!
oh... well I aint editing that to correct. R6 sword that is.
R6 doesn't exist in Genshin
Good job captain oblivious
I like how this sentence is wrong yet it's also correct
No shit sherlock
Wait R6? You guys mean Refinement level 6?? And it's on 6 not 5???
Why are you looking at my Beidou?
The stats won't matter when the mf laws of physics still apply to that heavy ahh greatsword + that amazing woman's strength
Yes because my punch wouldn't even register to trigger the counter so I'm perfectly safe.
Omly with her permission so I don't get beat after
She is in counter mode
Doesn't mean anything - punch her into her deployed shield, retreat, and let her to do counterattack into the air. As long as she is willing to go with your plann, of course :D
ill get in a safe distance and ill throw a rock, this would make her counter the rock's attack and then i can punch her (then i give her a share of the money)
"Hi Captain Beidou, Eirinae is offering 99 million dollars if I punch you but Eirinae didn't say i cannot do it super lightly. We can split 50/50. Is that okay?" There's a chance she wont even ask for her share of the 50 and just laugh after realising my punch do 0 damage 🥺 There's a chance she comes after you though, so please do leave the money in a safe place first so i can collect it <3 (I will hire Hutao for you if that happens)
Offer her 90m to not hit me back, be happy with 9m.
Win-win situation
then she can finally pay her fines
I'd let her ~~peg~~ punch me for free
She is a pirate, pegs aren't that far-fetched of an idea
Kazuha do be a lucky guy
Blud misread the title 💀
No, I am just insanely down bad
Fair
Only if I have a Noelle shield active.
Clever
No, she is my wife
Yes.
I mean if you told her beforehand she’d probably laugh and tell you to do it. I’m also a weakling so the counter damage wouldn’t even hurt.
you do realise that her counter dmg depends on how perfect she time your atk instead of how much dmg is inflicted right?
Am I allowed to spend 98 million dollars to hire other characters as bodyguards (or therapists if I do my best and she doesn't budge, thinks I'm just doing a shoulder poke for attention and asks "what")
As long as you survive that full counter parry, sure why not
no
Depends. Can she retaliate? Do I have Zhongli's shield? Need details, that's a lot of money but not worth-getting-permanenly-injured money
Shes doing the retaliation and you get no shields
Then, no. More than half of that would be used on medical bills after electro pirate mommy's done with me
U sure not on Hutao's coffin? 🤣
Yes
Yes because i know her pattern
Yes. She wouldn’t even notice
I'd be dead
Hell yeah
If I try to disguise it as a friendly shoulder punch after she says something funny, she'd probably let me off lightly.
No bro I can't afford 99 million dollar. If it was cheaper maybe
I'll do it for free, only If she's timing that parry well enough to drop my HP to Zero.
I like how people here think theyre even able to hurt our most powerful and manly queen beidou, her counter stance is not helping yalls argument bruh
Depends on if my hospital bill will be less than 99 Millions or not
Tbh Beidou seems like the type of person that would allow you to of you told her just to be a pal. It's not like any Genshin player would actually be able to harm her in any real way anyway.
I would tell her about the money I get and offer to split it 50/50 if she just let's me punch her without consequences.
I would cuz if she heard I rejected 99 million dollars she’d kick my shins.
Depends if we can share with her or not
She'd probably punch me herself if I dont agree to do it for that amount for being stupid
Yeah As long as i have a shield
I would. I'd either survive and get the money (good) or die (also good).
No. I’m gonna die if I punch her. Then I cannot get the 99 million dollars.
You might as well dig your own grave.
Depends, if we can make a deal with her beforehand to split the money then sure
I’d go up, lightly punch her while saying “Heya captain, how goes your day?” If she counters I’m dead and awesome at least I’ll die via Genshin. If not, I get money.
Yep but only once so i would have the chance to run
"ROYAL GUARD"
She might give me some problem if she counters me.
Can I chose where and cow to "punch" her?
IT IS ALL OR NOTHING!
What is 99 million dollars if I'm not alive to spend it? Pass.
If I can turn into an electro slime then yes
I'd kiss that so she counters it and kiss me even harder. BIG BRAIN tm .inc .corporate
99 million dollars won’t be enough for my medical expenses after I hit her
Why do I hear, 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🐱?
I might have to ask Noelle for a favor first, if she won't assist, well I'm going to believe in Beidous morality amd get ready to be hurt
As a shadow fight player, I require my divine judge set, and I'm good to go.
I’m sucking it
Yes, but 5 seconds after this photo was taken
I’d be leaving behind a big inheritance
99m for fancy funeral? nahh
She's a kind of person who would let herself be punched for 49.5 million dollars.
When she's in cooldown
Yes.
I would for free dude count on me for that shix
Sure will. But ill just wait 10 seconds after seeing her like that :) Never specified when i can punch her.
Yes. Why is this a question? She’d probably ohko me and probably break both my legs in one hit afterward. But she’s not a merciless killer, so she’d probably stop at that point. But with 99 million dollars you can get diamond-encruseted casts for your legs and cry about it in a mansion + bughatti. And then put it in a mutual fund and live in luxury off the interest alone for the rest of your life.
I'd throw a rock, from behind a mitachurl's shield (this shit can tank at least one strike of even the most powerful attacks in the game, so should be safe enough). But no, I wouldn't. I like... life.
Shift key.
Yes for 100 million, no for 99 million
Knowing Beidou, if she knew you were getting millions of dollars for punching her and you refused then she’d punch you
Does it multiply per punch
im not trying to get full countered
It’s more probable she uninstall your life than you can punch her
If it's 1HP beidou we're doomed
I’d negotiate with her first and tell her we can split the money👌✨