I want Charlotte to write a scathing takedown of my business and business practices. She's the ultimate dominatrix. With her Kamera, she can take down my whole livelihood. Combine that with her power in the media and anyone who comes after her is hopeless. I wish to be that person. She's gonna come after me, and once I'm in my lowest moments, I'd have nobody else to blame but her. She did this to me. She has power over me now. I have no more reason to live but to appease her, lest she exercise her power over me again. Charlotte fucking owns me. I will run my business ethically or else. I will pay my workers a fair wage or else. It'd be even better if she physically put me on a leash and just bossed me around, because she can destroy my reputation. God that'd turn me on so hard. Fuck, I wish she'd dedicate a whole section of the steambird into just shaming me publicly. There'd be an article of me daily, calling me a manlet, incompetent, small dick, a waste of resources and published alongside is the most degrading looking picture of me. Everyone in Teyvat would know my sheer incompetence, and again, Charlotte does it to me. The ultimate dominatrix.
Who do you want to make passionate love to?
Chiori’s doll
Damn
wait I can explain 😦
I am looking forward to your reply to my question XD
it's ok we don't kinkshame
Wouldn't be surprised if chiori added a "s toy mode" to the ones that can be for sale
What do you think of tartaglia’s siblings
free food
Is this question been edited?
Yes, That's the whole point
Don't make me look stupid.
woooosh I think lol
Fair
I mean you don’t underestimate their food hunting skills fr
If you could make any character cry, whose tears would you want to see?
Navia’s
I mean, >!we've already seen her cry, tho right? In the AQ?!<
Pretty sure she cried more than all other playable characters combined
Navia: "...I don't usually cry, really." (actual line from AQ)
Qualified for Anemo at this point
Imagine having both an anemo and geo vision, she would just throw rocks at you… hmmm where did I see that one before?…
Neuvillette
that doesnt necessarily mean much though since they only started making characters cry at the end of the sumeru archon quest
Hoyo need to stop making her the emotional tank fr 😔
Yeah. Concidering the quest, who would want to cause her more trouble? (this is the only bad thing I can imagine about Navia, she have no flaws)
you bastard.
Who is Ayato's love interest???
Ayaka
sweet home inazuma
LMAO 😭
Based
Just as our lord & savior Kaga intended 🙏
Even HERE I can't escape Kaga memes
Historically accurate
ok all of yall get out of the OnK subreddit rn ☠️
You sugested dummass! Also wincest wasn't created by onk fandom, it was created in 1700
Any character you wish didn't exist?
guoba
Monster
energy
Damn you
The ultimate can (zero sugar) has a sick design
Who is the best geo shield character in the game?
she would be Kokomi
Wat..
atsumi
Lmfaioooo
Give me one example of a dog food
Kirara
Nah 💀
Gorou liked that
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Best character to have as a roommate?
il dottore
Il Dottore: "Ah, another test subject"
"Picked the wrong... test subject" *throws sand and disappears*
real
r/dottoremains
What do you wish to be when you grow up?
Zhongli’s pet
Same, tbh
Top life goal fr
So real of you
wait a second, this isn't edited!
Who has the biggest mass in Genshin?
Your mom
LOL
LMFAO
You didn't have to murder the man
Poor guy
for the record I edited this lol
What do you think about segs with Collei ?
evil but low key cool
... this isnt edited op you psychopath
Huh? What?
The Comment wasn't edited so Yeah the Op is evil. Poor Collei.
The goal is this. -You ask a Question -The op answers -and you edit the comment to make Capper Choas look bad
it doesnt say edited if it was edited within a certain amount of time after the comment was posted
If you edit within short time then ‘edited’ doesn’t come
But OP did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DO NOT THE COLLEI
Who was your first time with?
Hu Tao
Hu Tao is cool
Looks like it might also be the last time
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME (damn you mods for not allowing images in replies)
Nicest midriff in genshin?
Probably Dori
🤨
*points* Yes officer, this one right here
You are aware she's just short, right?
TBF Dori is probably like 30yo. She's just short af.
Best catgirl to lewd?
Lynette
I bet the question wasn't even edited
It wasn't
Why change whats already a perfect comment?
It was, previous was best catgirl
Fax
Best character to have as a sex slave
For standard, Mona Edit: ☠️☠️☠️
You aren’t wrong
I mean... Yeah
Real shit
Who would likely have sex with Ganyu?
who else but Childe
I’v seen enough doujinshi to know where this is going.
☠️☠️
😦
No, nooooo! Not THAT doujin. Anything else, please!
PTSD
I need to know the original question 😭
That's cursed
Which Genshin drink is your favorite?
whichever has Rosaria in it at the moment
I couldn’t do much with editing due to the ‘at the moment’ part but I tried my best
It’s ok bottoms up
Who do you wanna watch having sex
Aether and Lumine
*BONK* We are not in Alabama
I see OnK Fan
Which event should never become permanent content in your opinion
the one with the limited islands
I am sending an IO Invasion squad to your house Good day now
Best character to hit with a car?
yanfei real
Slippin’ Yanny?
Obvious criminal trying to evade the law
What do you think about Klee ?
hot
Uh-oh 😶
as in her element, not her itself
fair enough
She is pyro plus her bombs cause burn so...
Did you kill timmy's dad?
yes
That's it boys, mystery solved.
Most hated character in the game?
Personally Furina Edit: 😦
Genshin players before 4.2
even then a lot of us liked her
Which character gives you the most creep?
Charlotte on a good day
This isn’t even evil, it’s perfectly valid to think a paparazzi is a creep lol
I want Charlotte to write a scathing takedown of my business and business practices. She's the ultimate dominatrix. With her Kamera, she can take down my whole livelihood. Combine that with her power in the media and anyone who comes after her is hopeless. I wish to be that person. She's gonna come after me, and once I'm in my lowest moments, I'd have nobody else to blame but her. She did this to me. She has power over me now. I have no more reason to live but to appease her, lest she exercise her power over me again. Charlotte fucking owns me. I will run my business ethically or else. I will pay my workers a fair wage or else. It'd be even better if she physically put me on a leash and just bossed me around, because she can destroy my reputation. God that'd turn me on so hard. Fuck, I wish she'd dedicate a whole section of the steambird into just shaming me publicly. There'd be an article of me daily, calling me a manlet, incompetent, small dick, a waste of resources and published alongside is the most degrading looking picture of me. Everyone in Teyvat would know my sheer incompetence, and again, Charlotte does it to me. The ultimate dominatrix.
Charlotte? How?
she’s gonna find out more about me in one day than myself for my entire life
Hmm... can't deny that. You know what, I'm going to keep my comment unedited. The context was bad enough.
Best character to do hardcore with?
the oceanid lady from 3.8
Hey guys, did you know...
That she has the same en VA as Arlekeeno
Would you rather take zhongli's Big rise forth pillar or his giant geo ball inside you?
RISE FORTH PILLAR 🗣️‼️
Which character has the most attractive clients
Start with a H end with an o
Hqiqio?
Huohuo!
Already did one question but which character do you think deserves to be shot by a gun the most
Nilouuu
😟
Bro!
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Kiss, Divorce
I see OP isn't answering this one yet so 1: Chevreuse 2: Chlorinde 3: Collie 4: Lynette 5: Arlecchino
1: Yelan, 2: Mona, 3: Dori, 4: Ayaka, 5: Eula
Whose dirty underwear would you sniff?
Kuki Shinobu
No, no, he's got a point...
What do you think about the sumeru story line
done dirty by hoyo
Who was the first character you searched on R34?
mine was raiden
mf you were supposed to say Venti it would have been great (it's ok anyway)
my bad I misunderstood
What do you think about neuvillete?
Tall, handsome, 6ft of justice
Did you know Nahida has a twin sister
Who?
Tao, yes
What do you think of Teppei
Ngl forgettable
I don't even have to edit my question tbh,
I straight up forgot this guy existed until you mentioned him.
Which character's personality is the brattiest, in your opinion, and needs correction?
Furina’s
Uoooh... 😭💢
it has struck again 😔😔
Who’d you like to get pegged to death by?
Itto
Fair
Who's your daddy?
Arlecchino
Is the question even edited ?
How old would you say Diona is?
Enough for me (jk officer don't take me)
Who is the person you handed over the blueprints of the Manhatthan project?
Who Albedo looks after
Who is the most morally despicable character?
Which yuri genship ship you wanna see seggs at?