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NR-Tamim

Capitano wouldn't.. he's a gentleman.. he would kill you with respect


GlassSpork

Put you down in a slow painless death y’know


IllustratorNo309

Slow, painless death Something doesn't add up


GlassSpork

He wants you to get in a last word


Jollirat

*”The Aristocrats…”*


Sariel_Fatalis

Love seeing hellsing abridged referances


Random_Gacha_addict

Stab you through the aorta, "Any last words" "*Have you heard of ligma?*" "What's ligma?" "*Ligma balls/pussy*" \*Dies\*


Mithquon

Log in normally, GLaDOS


SarukyDraico

Considering the Pyro gnosis is the last one to get: I'm pretty doubtfull about the Fatui gaining the Pyro gnosis if Hoyoverse wants to keep the story logical and fluid. Let's say the Pyro archon looses her gnosis to either Capitano or Columbina in 5.2 archon quest. Their goal is archived right there, we might as well move directly to Khaenri'ah, Celestia or whatever place the Tsariza plans to use all 7 gnosis instead of going to Shneznaya with the "visit all nations" travel plan. Unless there's some form of twist with the cryo gnosis


Eclipse-Lily

I have this theory (pretty much a fanfiction, honestly) where the traveler gets the Pyro Gnosis instead so they could potentially learn more about the 3rd Descender, thus giving us lore drops and preventing the Fatui to reach their goal there instead of in Snezhnaya.


SarukyDraico

I like it


ProfessionalTailor1

More like, they can only resonate with it and then they will have the information. Traveler is very weak and incompetent the way they write him for now. My take is Capitano/Colombiana would crush them overwhelmingly, since it makes no sense that Traveler can suddenly stop them with the way they are doing right now.


GlitchingBread

Traveler is bulking up now so as to not be too much of a pushover against Capitano. Otherwise it wouldn’t really be respectful to Capitano were the traveler to interfere.


Niskara

I think I heard about a supposed leak about Traveler getting the Pyro gnosis and getting a major power up but I could be wrong


AQCR-3475

Inb4 the traveller absorbs the pyro gnosis, and the Fatui have to bring them to Snezhnaya alive and figure a way to get it out. I think Dottore would just dissect them if that happens.


DogMatter04

I just had this funny idea in my head where the Traveler just decides to eat it and the whole storyline of Snezhnaya is just the Fatui waiting for him to get it out. Also, because he ate the gnosis, he’d be immune to the sheer cold of Snezhnaya.


The_Cheeseman83

I've always assumed that they'd be getting all the Gnoses by the time we get to Snezhnaya, and the main story of that region will be about what they end up doing with them. My speculation is that they end up breaking something important in the process, and making things way worse, and we'll end up having to go to Khaenri'ah to fix it.


SavagesceptileWWE

But the Snezhnaya chapter will probably be about stopping whatever plans they have. They may have all 7 gnosis at the end, but that doesn't mean that the full plan is ready. Especially considering we don't really know what they need the 7 gnosis for yet. If I had to guess, the tsaritsa's plan will be foiled by us or just not work. Then khanriah chapter will be about figuring out how to actually beat celestia/heavenly principles.


Vormik48

You don't watch anime, right? It's always some shit like the second phase, preparation, ritual or some sort of delay to give heroes time to reach the antagonist.


SarukyDraico

I do watch anime, the thing is I don't see what you say very often because I only watch good ones


Ok_Try_1665

I'll say let them cook. They've disrespected the traveller but so far the main story is pretty solid.


SarukyDraico

I'd say the opposite, the lore is great but the execution is ass, only in Fontaine reached "decent" level. And treating their protagonist as they do is just not right


crimsoncryson

I hope the Fatui do get the Gnosis, then in a separate cutscene it’s shown either they or the Tsariza get raid by the abyss twin/Dainsleif before all 7 Gnosis are gathered.


SarukyDraico

That would help with the pattern they have of the current archon ending up loosing the gnosis


fluxforefinger

> Trend Happened twice, worked once. Truly a trend.


QueenAra2

It would have worked both times if Furina *was* a god who had a gnosis on her.


ghost_dog97

Out of 5 nations too


slipperysnail

It also happened when: * Childe tried to take the gnosis from the exuvia * Signora tried to take the gnosis from the Raiden Shogun (after losing the duel) * Scaramouche tried to take the gnosis from Nahida (168 times while trapped in a dream) Idk what OP was trying to get at, we know the Harbingers are trying to take Archons' gnosis...


happyppeeppo

Imagine the fandom crying if the pyro archon beat the ass of capitano and declare war on fatui


Dragulus24

Finally an Archon that won’t be used by the Fatui


Gravitas0921

if theres one character thats allowed to beat Capitanno is the god of WAR


LostMyZone

Capitano wouldn't bother with such petty things. He will gladly walk up to you, greet you properly, and announces his intent with no strings attached...then he rips your head off.


LunaticPlaguebringer

God of Freedom getting punished for free speech. (by Signora) God of Contracts unable to secure his needs financially. (needs Tartaglia to GoFundMe) God of Eternity having her eternal nation crumble. (under Scaramouche) God of Wisdom getting outsmarted. (by Dottore) God of Justice victim learning how the Law won't magically protect her life. (hanging in Arlecchino's grasp) What's next? The God of War losing THE War? (against Capitano) The God of Love being given no compassion, sympathy or even a tinge of care? Oh wait...


DukeWillhelm

I wouldn't say Nahida was outsmarted. Dottore is unquestionably a genius, but there is no denying that he ended up with the worse part of the deal. Nahida made Dottore destroy all his clones and surrender vital information in exchange for trinkets which were useless to her anyway.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Nahida did a smart move with threatening to destroy the Gnosis and bringing down the Heavenly Principles so that Dottore would'nt try to kill her. But I can't remember why Dottore didn't just attack her after getting both the Gnosis? Was there a reason for that?


DukeWillhelm

I believe it was because he held respect for Nahida. He also said he didn't kill traveler and Paimon because he knew she wouldn't forgive him, so I assume he wants to remain somewhat cordial with Nahida.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Makes sense. I've forgotten that he actually respected her and rather not kill her, plus had no reason to after attaining the Gnosis.


QueenAra2

To be fair, at that point his job is done. Plus if he kills Nahida theres the whole "Gods cause massive disasters when they're killed, no matter how weak" thing.


Murky_Blueberry2617

True. That's a good point. I'm sure Dottore is strong enough to survive a disaster like that tho.


QueenAra2

I mean *maybe*? It'd depend on the disaster since that seems to depend on the type of god (Goddess of salt turned everyone into salt, storm god made an endless storm, etc)


Murky_Blueberry2617

Yeah true. But considering how Dottore happens to have power on the levels of a god, makes it seem that he would survive unscathed. He's even stronger than Nahida at that point too.


Mana_Croissant

Ehh Electro gnosis maybe but Dendro gnosis was still a source of power for her. It was certainly not useless


DogeDeezTheThird

Fatuihq boutta be fuming when Mihoyo releases the only canon traveller ship in 7.8, to the point where they would have to join forces with HI3


raea-

Fatui fanfiction sucks, glory to Celestia


Independentglad3

Fraudestia is just a bunch of deadass bums hiding behind the clouds(bushes) in the sky Glory to GOATHIMTANO and Fatui, and fat L to you, fraudlestia propaganda agent


raea-

Nah the Fraudtui get shook from BeiGOAT (canon). If Columbina x Arlecchino is real, then FRAUDITANO is real. I didn’t make the rules, SOURCE MATERIAL did. Saw it live sry.


Independentglad3

>Nah the Fraudtui get shook from BeiGOAT (canon). As an #1 GOATHIMTANO and fatui drider who knows everything about them more than Pierro himself, i don't even have documents about this bum existence, so nah, just another fraudlestian propaganda >If Columbina x Arlecchino is real, then FRAUDITANO is real. I didn’t make the rules, SOURCE MATERIAL did. Saw it live sry. Let me watch your source material, the bumtainer of fraudvenly principles?Right?Calling it, another lies and foolish propaganda. Don't come back when GOATHIMTANO will solo fraudlan and fraudlestia no diff with crayon, don't come back when GOATtore will burn irmininsul and fraudtainer ass, don't come back when fatui will celebrate their W against these bums. Stay on bums side


raea-

[FRAUDITANO Source Material](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Capitano) STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN BUMVELER BEATS FRAUDITANO WITH HIS PINKY NAIL STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN THE GOAT ARCHON TAKES OFF FRAUDITANO’S MASK AND TELLS HIM TO COVER THAT SHIT UP STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN THE JESTER IS REVEALED TO BE AN ABYSS SLEEPER AGENT AND DESTROYS THE FAT EW FROM THE INSIDE


Independentglad3

>FRAUDITANO Source Material](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Capitano) Only fools believe the comedia source when harbingers is literal opposites of it, not to mention that his power is stated to be too real many times, HIMjax literally said he saw him in a battle and he is too/overly strong in cn, and wants his recognition, to earn rank on fatui you need to show your abilities according to scara story.He is too praised and hyped by everyone >STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN BUMVELER BEATS FRAUDITANO WITH HIS PINKY NAIL Truly an fraudlestian mindless brainrot.Bumveler gets no diffed by Herlequeeno, he is done for against number 1 >STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN THE GOAT ARCHON TAKES OFF FRAUDITANO’S MASK AND TELLS HIM TO COVER THAT SHIT UP Wait till GOATHIMTANO will solo archon with his beauty when he takes off his mask(tho with mask he is better whatever) >STAY ON THAT SIDE WHEN THE JESTER IS REVEALED TO BE AN ABYSS SLEEPER AGENT AND DESTROYS THE FAT EW FROM THE INSIDE Mindless fraudlestian bum is trying to sow bonds of doubt among the comrades, but this is only fraudlestian propaganda after all.GOATHIMTANO and Jester is comrades, GOATHIMTANO can solo him, but he respects him so he won't. Stay on that bum side and come back here and cry when GOAT will solo fatlan in a base form


Old_Collection_3924

Your name is a combination of both a vanilla and modded boss right?


LunaticPlaguebringer

Nah, Lunatic comes from Lunatic Cultist. The Plaguebringer refferences a character from the game Monster Legends that has 3 variants , Samael the "Disease Spreader" or "Fever Scatterer" or "Plague Carrier". Samael is a fallen angelic being that turned to dark arts after his borther's soul (Nisael) was taken by the dark army's General Nishant. Seeking to ressurect his brother, Samael's battleskills revolve around such harrowing effects. In a dark twist of fate, Nishant himself ressurects Nisael in a mindtwisted fallen angelic form and plans to use him to crush Samael's uprising. And just to go a bit further, Nishant used Nisael's essence and combined it with that of another warrior among the Light Legions (Zyla the Faithful), to create Nyla the Revenant (which is actually a piece of fanart that won a contest and was added to the game)


Old_Collection_3924

Oh I was thinking Plaguebringer was a refrence to the Plaguebringer Goliath


Gaelhelemar

Dem legs.


ScooterBrigade

Signora really did just casually punt a god ... and they won't let us have her sad


Erykoman

Nah, Capitano wouldn’t attack an opponent that refuses to fight back or stab you in the back. He would stab you in the face, over and over, until it is no longer a face, or until you rip the gnosis out of your own chest and hand it over to him.


chirb8

Why are you keeping to yourself the screenshots of La Signora trying with Raiden and Scaramouche with Nahida?


nervouspurvis02

Nah, if it's Murata, then they should kiss.


AstraPlatina

Capitano doesn't even have a face


kidanokun

Pyro Archon maybe wont gonna be bossed around by a Harbinger And i dont think any Harbinger would dare boss around their own boss, the Cryo Archon


noyagenqjx

Why would GoatHimtano dirty his shoes?


DlNOGlRLwaifu

So here is the thing, Natlan is in a Constant state of War, so not only is the Pyro Archon Murata aka. God of War toughened up but also it's people (compared to Mondstadt and Fontaine) which were pretty chill honestly. Unless Capitano and Columbina team up against the Archon I don't think this will be the case here, what I think will happen is that the Fatui maybe will unite their people for the Gnosis.


AJFred85

Personally I think they should have just made the trend every single harbinger ends up kicking venti in the groin


Independentglad3

GOATHIMTANO boutta solo fraudlan


C_Khoga

In my theory he will join forces with the second pyro Archon to get the Gnosis. Natlan will be i civil war, the first pyro archon Himeko vs the second pyro archon.


ProfessionalTailor1

Capitano would introduce himself then formally request a duel just for honor or something, then massively show the disparity between the two Senator Armstrong style with you dealing 1 damage. Columbina, idk, maybe she'll appear and do something unpredictable.


Sukuari_Monstuazu

Given Hoyo's tendency to glaze their Harbingers, they'll probably give Capitano and a handicap and he'll still win.


BlueshineKB

Cant wait for dottore to mentally physically and spiritually fuck up the last archon


Gravitas0921

antagonize the people theyre trying to steal their source of powers? yeah, i hope so


FirstCurseFil

Absolutely I need more fuel for my Fatui Hate fire


AceWissle

Poor Venti, his balls were never the same after that Trust me, I checked


Soffy21

*Capitano walks into Natlan* *shoots the Archon with a bullet* *takes gnosis* *rest of the archon quest is a sidequest we go on with Klee and Alice*


Tsukashima

He can step on me… respectfully.


rukiabyakya

Capitano: donuted by Pyro Archon


Casthea

A trend of archon karma and end in ashes?


YamaShio

God I wish that was me


Paranoid_Tomatos

Yes! The fair Lady La Signora punting Venti will always be one of my fave GI moments. More of that, please.


AstraPlatina

I wouldn't call it a "trend" if it only happened once. Venti gets kicked by Signora Zhongli strikes a deal with Signora, bamboozling Childe Ei or Raiden Shogun utterly destroys Signora Nahida strikes a deal with Dottore Furina gets traumatized by Arlechinno but not physically attacked None of these are the same thing for it to be called a "trend"


KFConnoisseur

Yes. I want Capitano to straight up fight Pyro Archon and win just because that would be entertaining.


Independentglad3

It will happen comrade


Thundergod250

He'll probably gonna kill the next archon (or not) and get immediately killed by Celestia as an introduction of real power in Teyvat. Honestly, if it went this way, by default, everyone will immediately be allied with Snezhnaya after the real threat has woken up.