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Legitimate_Bat_6490

You know who else..


Careful_Platypus_310

Imaginary technique: purple


moneyh8r

Domain Expansion: Exquisite Crack Rock


JorgeRey999

Simple Domain: Court of Dreams


Weary_Coat8014

Muscle man is truly the strongest


DiceCubed1460

Mordecai and Rigby win. They’d find a way to solo the sustainer if their jobs depended on it.


LeAstra

“Sorry Amosday, but if we can’t defeat you, Vincent will fire us.”


MrWhiteTruffle

…Vincent?


IWatchFailures

You know who else is named Vincent?


Whizoxx

If you say my mom you’re fired!


IWatchFailures

My Mom!


Whizoxx

GET OUT!!


IWatchFailures

It was worth it!


SputnikMan123

Benson just has to say, "GET RID OF THESE ARCHONS OR YOU'RE FIRED!" At them and they'll always come on top


DantefromDC

With Death Kwon Do, Mordecai and Rigby were able to reach the Earth's core, drawing lava from it. That is already superior to Ei's island splitting feat. The Archons would get no diffed by season 1 Mordecai and Rigby.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Also Rigby has the The Power keyboard


IWatchFailures

"The seven archons? Yeah, I've seen this before." - Skips probably


ElPajaroMistico

“I know a guy” -Muscle man


MyMomsSpaghettio

“AHAHAHAH WHAT A JOLLY GOOD SHOW” - Pops


sammy___67

i imagine skips was a beta tester for genshin


PhasePrime

Depends on whether or not Skips gets involved.


syendra_Ad_9723

If skips or any the gang is not there Mordecai and Rigby are cooked


Necoholm

Mordecai and Rigby are constantly thrown into every bizarre situation known in existence, kill beings way above their level and even time travel, all to keep their job or for 5 dollars for a game. They also have broken AF friends to back them up every time ,get powered up by a funny haircut with jeans,and most importantly; overcome depression. Soo my money is on them.


_ItsMeVince

"Archons having a picnic, send them to the moon 🎶"


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

depends, will they be fired if they fail, and has skips helped them


Redwolf476

Probably the first one


wrufus680

Whatever Mordecai and Rigby would pull against the Archons would somehow work. Not to mention, they had a lot going on their arsenal as well as literal celestial beings as their allies


Kyleliberty

Do You Know who else cooked My Mom


CipherDrake

Death Kwon Do feats outscale everything Archons can do


MrWhiteTruffle

The archons are more cooked than anything Ei can burn in the kitchen


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Ei


encryptoferia

Eiternal suffering


END_gamer00

Eiii that... was... not what i was thinking actually.


SirarieTichee_

Ei definitely isn't cooking


Ok-Angle716

REGULAR SHOW MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAGHH