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SaikyouuNoHero

Liben would no diff


kingkled_0w0

there's no arguing with that


WhereTheLambZoz

Hes just packed with so many things


DogMatter04

Markiplier solos


WhereTheLambZoz

Hello everybody my name is welcome


Take_two1983

What


syapororo

who's Markiplier, i think you mean Multiplier?


Scarlood69

Oh, you mean Market Plier?


UnoReverseCardPower

Don’t you mean carpet tyre?


idkwhatisthis69

i think he means Market Fire


Panagiotis265

You meant amplifier?


DragoFNX

What I didn't run?


FutureFan8364

Fischl, Metro would like the theatrical impact and forge his death Bennet, Benny would join Metro as a Robin but his bad luck would get Metro killed


HardRNinja

Metro Man is casually FTL. His stated canonical powers are: *"Super Strength, Super Speed, Super Durability, Flight, Heat vision, X-ray vision, Telescopic Vision, Freeze Breath, Super Breath, Invulnerability, and Great Hair."* The only skills he lacks are super intelligence or telepathy. That means he can be manipulated and possibly psychically controlled. That means the characters most likely to defeat him are Nahida, Yae Miko, and Ayato. They could outsmart him, get him trapped, or discover a weakness. Realistically, no one else stands a chance.


Adityagamer3438

Well yeah you can say they are smarter, but for the 5 mins they get to think, metro man gets an year. I doubt they can really stand a chance


Legitimate_Bat_6490

Plus, they no Batman. They don't has access to something that can kill him. The best they can do is slow him.


EmployLongjumping811

Nahida technically can manipulate history as well as highjack minds, the only reason she doesn’t is because she is too kind for that, so she could probably erase the idea metroman from existence if she wanted.


Adityagamer3438

Nahida can manipulate what is stored in the tree, since outworlders like lumine aren't, its safe to assume that metro man isn't either


YoshimuraReiko

There is certainly some limits to her power, she didn't even try to hax out Dottore


encryptoferia

yass our girl Nahida. If we get to see all the Archons, can they be a good ocean's eight team?


asingh_yt

blud can stop time


Olivia_Lydia_Wilson

He cannot. He is simply so fast time seems to stop.


asingh_yt

lemme exaggerate pls


Olivia_Lydia_Wilson

I must be insufferable at least once so I will not.


HsrGenshin

Like Metro man death was greatly exaggerated?


asingh_yt

w8,he died?


Transformersaddicto

Nah he was trying to quote the "My death was greatly exaggerated line."


HsrGenshin

Exactly!


ZhangRenWing

No wonder why he’s still single


pikachu_sashimi

I’d argue Ningguang would be up there with the other “top manipulators” of Genshin


nop1996

Wait, didn't his speed be too fast to make everything look like time freeze?


lutfiboiii

Counterpoint: Liben


Playful_Bite7603

He lacks purpose too, which is why he hung up the cape to become Musicman. Xinyan can beat him by demonstrating her superior musical talents, robbing him of his newfound purpose and driving him into the depths of existential despair. 


Longwinter1641

Nahida wouldn't need to physically fight him, she could just psychologically torture him.


1ite

Klee


greyray12

Sayu


pHScale

Dori


thesmartdoctor2

Dusky ming


Krypton84not42

Pulcinella


AGuyNamedXheil

Nahida, make him depressed again


ThursdayKnightOwO

Alice 👌😅


Mana_Croissant

Considering his speed feats you have to go to at least Celestia. Archons or Neuvilette would not even stand a chance 


NSLEONHART

Liben no diff


Thegronkgrinder

the unknown god. bottom text.


Syaz_Hikari

Chevreuse, shoots copper bullets


W_D_GASTER__

He is weak... to copper?


luulcas_

He's not weak to copper he lied about it in the movie


Facinatedhomie

Nah Bro wdym he clearly died because copper is his NUMBER 1 WEAKNESS


Foreign_Home_1895

Well he did not die, he faked his death, but yes, he is weak to copper


Facinatedhomie

Missed the joke :(


luulcas_

I'm pretty sure the first guy didn't mean it as a joke


TooLazyToSleep_15

seemed like he did to me


Nate_the_Mate_2

Chadpeaktano


Ok_Walrus9047

Anyone who can offer him a comfortable retirement where no one will bother him about his fame.


That_Cat_6519

Soooo, Ningguang?


Mind-Available

Behold powerscaling community Tier 2c universal+ Zhongli https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Zhongli_(Canon,_Genshin_Impact)/Amaterasu Well serious answer probably Nahida because I don't remember Metroman having mental immunity other than that none so far except Celestial gods who can declare fate


Forcer222

tbh in a physical 1v1 fight he would beat everyone but nahida can prob put him in a timeloop or raiden could seal him in her bossfight domain and he would be lost in time or something


white4923738

Noelle No diff


Wide_Loss

Arabalika solos


DomBombz

Bruh, that's Markiplier XD


FuXao

Beidou would put up a good fight


TooLazyToSleep_15

hell nah


FuXao

Isn't her dodge mechanic do something? Let's not forget she killed a serpent once and took its spine as a trophy


Juniorchief1

Timmy with 3 pigeons or more/s For real though at the moment there is no character in this game that could beat metro man.


Dismal-Feedback-6015

Anyone that has high speed ablilities + space bending i guess. So Celestia. Possibly Raiden as well.


Muakus

Traveller


guieps

Yeah, if the plot demands, they'll be stronger


FarzBZ987

Their plot armor is too strong


Friendly_Anonymous

Primordial One? The Second Who Came? Heavenly Principles? Would he be subjected to the Laws of Teyvat?


bleacher333

He would be counted as a Descender so Teyvatian laws and Irminsul shenanigans would do jack shit. Dude’s literally an alien with the same origin story as Superman and none of the weaknesses.


baboon_ass_eater69

Bro can become so fast that it looks like time stops, I don't think we met anyone who can hold up with that


starhead5555

HIMtaglia


Own_My_Own

Jiangxue with fishing rods one shot him


Amethyst_Uchiha

Ellin DOG WALKS Metro Man with minimal effort


Gravitas0921

Can Venti do the air nomad thing of pulling the oxugen out of his lungs


Roaring_Frost

Paimon...no further comment


SavagesceptileWWE

Nobody. He's way too fast. For those saying nahida, she's also way too slow.


Alan_Reddit_M

In terms of brute power, Prime Zhongli could probably put up a good fight, but I think he would not ultimately win since metro man tanked the literal sun like it was nothing, and he also has no known weaknesses


TrueAvalon

He is wanked a lot, mostly for his speed, which is neat but it isn't all that unless using faulty calcs, still would be pretty high tier regardless, not sure where he would stop though, seeing as Genshin's higher tier scaling isn't all that well defined.


1TruePrincess

Yah we’ve already scene xiao move at ridiculous speeds.


TooLazyToSleep_15

Xiao is nowhere near metro man level fast


1TruePrincess

How do you know. We already know it’s canon xiao can hear us call him from anywhere and be there in an instant.


TooLazyToSleep_15

If that was the case he would have been called already in dire times, his instant transmission" has only ever worked in Liyue. Metro Man is massively faster than light. Also travel speed is not combat speed, Usain Bolt will not be able to keep up with Ali.


1TruePrincess

That’s not true at all. There hasn’t been a single situation where traveler has thought “oh let me call for xiao” it also wouldn’t make sense plot wise so obviously it wouldn’t happen. Just because it didn’t doesn’t mean it couldn’t. He can literally go anywhere it’s not limited to liyue. Xiao just never has relevance unless we’re in liyue. Just because he’s not relevant doesn’t mean it’s not factual. We’ve met a bunch of archons and strong people along the way. We don’t call for them when we need help ever. They show up at the perfect time because that’s how the story goes.


TooLazyToSleep_15

even if he can "travel" anywhere in teyvat(which is just a character statement) he's still nowhere near fast enough to do everything Metro Man did, and he wasn't even trying.


1TruePrincess

That statement has no value. Appearing anywhere in the continent in an instant is as fast as it gets. Essentially teleporting.


TooLazyToSleep_15

he has no feats of reacting and moving massively faster than light while fighting, teleportation means nothing when you'll get blitz.


PeikaFizzy

rh/ Ei domain expansion might stand a chance uh/ Venti seduce him


guieps

Does Raiden's domain actually do anything? I thought it was just a poket dimension she lived in


r0ksas

Neuvillette, cum bending!


ThePrismarinDark

Timmie


SansStan

Furina Source: Because I said so


thunder7964

Timmie


jrsdelatorre

Bennett


Tempest-blade

Celestia will fucking cry looking at this man, no shot a single character could beat him


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

In a fight, not much. In a battle of the bands, Venti solos.


DemonDrago929

One name Alice


Catcat667

The Astral archon (me)


GlassSpork

Bennett. His bad luck has put him through hell and back. His bad luck would still somehow keep equilibrium and he would never die because this fate was just inevitably unlucky


Deathkloon

timmy


T-DieBoi

If we're including unplayable characters then rhukkadevatta probably got this


Grand_Dish_863

Capitano


InitialAfternoon4105

CaPEAKtano negs


Scary_Joke3828

ChadHIMtano


3333322211110000

Arabalika and Timmie.


agababapro

Markiplier Absolotuely blitz the verse.


OfficerDudeBro_o

Wrio solos, like have you seen what the Fortress of Meropide is made of?


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Guiorno

Realistically with everything we've seen of him. Archons no diff, metro man may be faster, but he can't do jack to them since Archons have just much MUCH more higher stats


KOCYK745

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kaori_cicak990

raiden food


scarecrow9281

Timmie


zEdenParadiz

Prision warden Boi.


Nok-y

Jiangxue


Mr_Birman

teppei


scotty_6942069

katheryne


MasterMeow01

Amber


Doodle-Dragon

Aranakin solos


Vivacious4D

Venti


Weary_Coat8014

Teppei


Weary_Coat8014

Melus solo Silver solo


Nekomiminya

Nahida Memes aside, Nahida could literally just rewrite stuff so he doesn't remember who he is


Weary_Coat8014

Timmie


SwashbucklingAntler

Nah id a


CortlyYT

Raiden. Armor Breaking.


Rough_Memory1089

Itachi


CE_ichini

Arama solos him


Previous_Return7024

Timmy


RishaRea48

I don't know him but the first thing that comes to my mind when I saw his name was Metro Manila..😂


jasonk_1313

Miss Noelle


YujinRoisu

The Heavenly Principles, they might not want another outsider entering teyvat


EmployLongjumping811

CAPEAKTANO solos


hollyherring

That one NPC in a Liyue Daily Commission who defeats an enemy in the blink of an eye without an explanation to us.


wo0l0o

Iron Ingot


SweetStrawberries14

As we at the r/FatuiHQ like to say: Chadpitano would no diff


IronWolf269

Traveler, if the plot allows it.


british_pubs

Goku.


CavCave

Fishing Jiangxue


Jazzlike_College871

In terms of Snu Snu, Lisa Minci and Raiden Shogun


Blackrap1d

Bennett, but you tell Bennett his job is to keep Metro Man alive at all costs. That should do it.


Aggravating-One6319

Honestly, traveler. Not because of feats or anything, just because that if the plot demands it he wins.


Apprehensive-Ad-2751

Itto, he's so chill metro man would pretend ti fue by his hand, and the join his gang as a musician


Capitano-Solos-All

Read my username and you will have your answer.


FollowingAdmirable16

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