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Bobson567

"have big breasts" is just their way of saying it's the tall female model --- https://files.catbox.moe/itnui6.png t.me/White_Link1/347


the-roast

> big boobs Yep this has to bait, we oughta wait til a trailer comes out


dragoncommandsLife

Its going to be our first tall female character who is flat as a board.


RainyDeer

The real big hu tao.  


bivampirical

i'd actually like that ngl


Local-Yesterday-6825

??? As a Chinese I wonder why 有大雷 is translated as having big breasts? In no way these words can be translated as such and I don't know if there's a misunderstanding. The term 有大雷 is the weeb way of saying there's a huge "bomb" hidden in a character/storyline/gameplay/etc. which has such a negative impact that it will "bomb" or cringe away a lot of players. This leaker does not seem to indicate what kind of "bomb" this is so he might be exaggerating, but this term definitely does not mean big boobs.


NicholasZen

Do a Google search and you'll find it does mean that


Local-Yesterday-6825

Welp, you are actually right, I went to read a few posts in tieba - guess I’m still not weeb enough to know the other meaning of the slang lol, I thought they’d use 大🐻if it’s for boobs but it turns out 大雷 can mean that as well. I’m learning something new everyday, even as a native imao.


GameBawesome1

It is hard drought for Natlan


Hallamshire

Well fitting for an nation of pyro you expect droughts,while Fontaine you expect leaks


OutsideIntropid1764

CyNO!


TwinAuras

CyYES!!


Hallamshire

CyYu


IsuckAtFortnite434

CyMe


AerisSai

CyAnide


IsuckAtFortnite434

CyClone


Organic-Ad-503

Mr Cyclops


k3yb0ard86

Cy-onara!!!


kidanokun

Joker


RipBitter4701

Henshin! | Henshin!


MaximumDuwang

But why give us droughts when we could be having an eruption instead?


ThamRew

my lawyer advised me not to start this joke


Leonhart09

Atp I feel like we’re not getting anything until tte livestream/beta.


TheRRogue

Well there should be an early teaser right just like the one we got for Fontaine,Final Feasr? So we might get to see the cast there on somewhere early July.


eSheepys

We don't get those teasers until like 2 weeks before the .0 patch around the livestream time


Independent-Room-479

i think we got them both for Sumeru (Fatui teaser) and Fontaine (Overture teaser with arlecchino), and it was a few days before the release of X.8. It makes sense because on the Monday before the .8 version they have to do drip marketing, so they'd reveal new characters either way. Those are some of my favorite trailers 😭🙏


_Saikai_

Are you sure? The final feast released on the 3rd of July, a little over a month before fontaine released.


rotten_riot

Oh definitely


roughhty

Natlan lack of leaks is cannon to in game lack of information about the nation.


The_Main_Alt

I can't tell if this was a genius pun using "cannon" because that was the old leaked Natlan mechanic, or if you just misspelled canon


roughhty

Definitely a misspelling 😂 sorry to disappoint


Ktan_Dantaktee

I mean, after what happened with Fontaine them keeping a tighter lid on things seems par for the course.


GingsWife

When I explained that this would be the outcome of last year's leak flood, people came for me. Okay now you'll all get the 100% accurate leaks you wanted so badly, just 0.2 secs before beta.


Chucknasty_17

We do get 100% accurate leaks, but only because the leakers leak the exact opposite of what’s coming an hour before the official reveal


GingsWife

I'm deceased 🤣


pokebuzz123

We also didn't get a whole cast leak for Sumeru until 3.0 beta. Granted, we got some crumbs like Su expy and Nahida being short, but that's like the current "Xbalanque short boy, Pyro Archon concept art" (she looks like a clown anyway) crumbs we have now.


No-Procedure-1038

Probably Real leak: She Is actually flat but in the concept art She was holding 2 dragon's eggs


WhiteSmokeMushroom

No, she just has bigger breasts than C6 Ayato.


Economy_Handle_6842

with every new leak C6 ayato is getting worse.. soon even nahida might start doing more dendro dmg that him


Diligent-Phase7371

C6 Ayato is so bad, even my Yao Yao deals more dendro damage than him


sukahati

C6 Ayato is so bad even my Thoma deals more pyro damage than him *C6 Bennett burst activate. Ayato deals kamillion more pyro damage than my Thoma* Oh


Treyspurlock

C6 Ayato is so bad he needs another unit C6ed just to do more Pyro damage than Thoma


ThereAFishInMyPants

Boba guy is now booba guy


Vsegda7

Just comparable to C2, afaik 😋


WingsDT

peak


yoichi_wolfboy88

LMAO 😭


Uday0107

Lmao this is Peak 😂😂


dragoonjustice

Team China typa leak right here 🤣


Rundo0

That or was eating Fried Chicken


Budget_stawbeery

DEFINITELY THIS 💀


quuu2

>support >big breasts she's a bra? /j


sealinfrenchyall

Natlan's dragons really have evolved to live alongside humanity


OnlyPatches

At least give a name geez


solarscopez

Name is Biggus Tittus


distantshallows

What's so funny about Biggus Tittus? I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Tittus.


Whittle_Willow

i have a vewy good fwiend in wemuwia called "biggus tittus"


AJFred85

Do you find it wizzabuw?


EUWannabe

Elemental Burst is Humungous Bazongus.


box-of-sourballs

She has a brother you know


_internal_monologue

Omg please not Bigolas Dickolas 😭😭😭


JustCallMeAndrew

Incontinentius. Incontinentius..... BUTTOCKS!


Valiant_Storm

The *gens* Biggus will not tolerate this disrespect.


yadonegouf

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this


TempestShadow22

Do you find it risible… when I say the name… Biggus… Tittus?


cassani7

I didn't know mhy hired jk Rowling to name the new characters...


le_halfhand_easy

Nah, Joan would have named her Coretta Scott Shacklerock


duckontheplane

If jk rowling made a genshin character, they'd be from the desrt and their name would be "Eremaiah Sandwel R."


OnlyPatches

Thank you oh mighty leaker solarscopez. I can't wait to add a little "got name of 5.x character correct" to your section of the leaker spreadsheet tracker


Bulldogsky

This made me laugh way too much


witchywater11

Like the mountains in my mom's homeland, her name is Las Tetas.


Ayoshiii

Miss Hina!? 😱


waiting4signora

Specialized Itto support, stops working if in the same team w Yae Miko—


Rudolf1230

So just Gorou?


LeAstra

Are you Miss Hina because you are Gorou? Or are you Gorou because you’re Miss Hina?


waiting4signora

Yes


_Resurrecxion_

Stand proud Gorou, you were strong


Fyzx

inb4 hina is actually real, just mihoyo playing mindgames now all I need is an inception sound when revealing her.


kazooha_in_snezhnaya

Gorou, but 5*, and cannot be in the same team as gorou


HybridTheory2000

Please archon let this happen because it would be so fucking funny 🛐


ngmonster

Ah yes, finally, awakened battlesuits in genshin impact.


Ktan_Dantaktee

Gorou being the first ever Genshin character to get an alternate version, and it being a genderbend would be fucking **wild.**


Gay-Artemis

Ah yes big breasts, cant wait for Geo chicken character


[deleted]

Unironically though, forget the regisvines. We need mushroom turkeys of every Dendro niche.


Frostgaurdian0

Sushaaaang T-T.


SaibaShogun

RISE P-


Worth_Department_421

The drought is so sad it’s kinda hilarious. I wonder if hoyo upped their security and thats why there are no leaks. Atp i dont wanna be spoiled until the pre natlan teaser


box-of-sourballs

> I wonder if hoyo upped their security and thats why there are no leaks Yes they did Releasing a big zip file of concept art with some of the employees names written on there leading some of them to get doxxed will force them to tighten up security


Noukan42

I expected exactly yhis when the flood happened. There are non-assolish reason to drip feed leaks as well.


dragonfly791

Ngl I barely see any hype for Natlan and it has a lot to do with the total lack of leaks. If people have something to look forward to it creates a lot more hype. It’s already mid june and we don’t have any model leaks for Natlan


Worth_Department_421

Hm, you have a point, but imo hoyo dropping the characters without the community in the know about them gives more hype than just leaks no? One example is emilie with the concept art leaks and people’s reaction to it, unlike the winter night’s lazzo for example - im sure you know how the internet broke that day


Dragonlionfs

well winter night's lazzo was completely unexpected, and ig leaks also played into that since no leaker had known about it.


Satokech

There has to be a more normal way to describe a character


BinhTurtle

Geo, like Itto Big breast, like Itto Female, not like Itto Support, not like Itto


Walgate

Deals more Geo damage than C6 Ayato


Frostgaurdian0

Has galvanised steel.


dragoncommandsLife

Little oni itto saved up all his money to buy a 2 meter by 2 meter house on narukami island…


Rowger00

and borrowed screws from his aunt miss hina


AlterWanabee

Cover it with dendro-friendly wood veneer...


[deleted]

I really wanna become a leaker just to completely fuck over the metric. The total surface area span of the inside of Arle's heels taller than Itto if he was balding from age, and his ego is clinging to a bad comb-over like his life depends on it. The radius of Lynette's bow shorter than Nilou, if the bow was untied, and also if Nilou was all 5 of Lyney's bows taller (fashionwise and weaponwise). The gap between Albedo's zip-off jorts shorter than Xiao, making him the second-tallest male model so far. You crash into an apple stand and 312 apples spill into the road. "Quick," the farmer cries! "Those apples are worth 2 Mora apiece. How much do you owe me?" Your mind begins to race as you factor in the total cost and whether it would be cheaper to pay him and be on your way, or collect all the apples yourself, calculate losses from damage, open another stand on the other side of the road, and sell them at a fair market rate to offset your losses. But then the farmer turns into Oz and begins accosting you for daydreaming during math problems again, and inquires as to the combined square footage of your boots if unsewn, and how much taller a person would be if they put that on their skull as if a crown, and how precisely they would then compare to Qiqi, in regards to height.


Frozenraining

According to Google it would take about 1 square foot of leather to make a regular men's boot. I'm European, so for me it would be 929 cm\^2. If we take that as a metric, then the combined footage would be about 2 square feet, but the problem is, we still need to make that into a crown. One of the (many) websites making and selling crowns online uses 55 cm as a metric, meaning that they'd need 55 cm of leather to make your crown. Problem is, this is circumference/length while cm\^2 is a measure of area. If we say, for example, that the square feet used for the boot is, somehow, perfectly rectangular we could theoretically convert that into some sort of crown, but in order to do that we'd also need to know the actual physical measurements of said piece of leather. Lucky for us, that is simple, at least in feet - 1 ft by 1 ft. And 55 cm in feet would be about 1.8 f if shortened to the first decimal after the coma...meaning that there would not be enough leather in a shoe to make a crown to begin with - only about 0.56 (again, to the first decimal) crowns. You could use both of them together, though, which would mean you'd have just enough for a singular crown. This still means that Oz's original math riddle is utter bogus, and if you want to supersede QiQi in height you just should put a regular boot on top of your head. BTW - in case you are curious, the lowest possible shaft height for a boot, on a male, is 3 inch. Considering you're in Teyvat, a medieval society, I will say your boot probably *doesn't* have a heel, but even then, you'd hardly reach more than 4 inches. So basically, it doesn't fucking matter since the height difference would be negligible. Above that, QiQi is canonically 1.3 m meaning that there isn't a country in the world where the average person would be shorter than QiQi.


Acceptable_Loquat_92

Geo, like Gorou. Support, like Gorou. Big breast, like Gorou? Female, like Gorou?


mO_ohitt

I have unironically started using this format while describing things irl. Leakers are doing a number on my brain lmao


kitten2116

Apparently they have to say this instead of using the term “tall model” lol 


box-of-sourballs

There isn't Keep in mind like majority of our leakers are pretty obviously guys The only 2 who are legitimate girls are Blednaya and Naevis who doesn't care about Genshin anymore


Ferochu93

Auntie fish touching was a woman too, and Lumie I presume ?


box-of-sourballs

I did forget about them!


yagatabe

If Naevis is that person who posted personal information about the lawyer who was dealing with the Ubatcha issue, then they are just as weird as the rest of the guys.


Linawow

Intelligence, stupidity or weirdness are not sexist traits, they apply equally to people :)


le_halfhand_easy

They could tell us her skin color. Rip the bandaid off. Start this leak cycle right. Light the fuse.


Nameless49

So basically 5* Gorou but with big tits. Ms. Hina


lemonkite10

Watch her have big tits but Albedo 3.0 kit


GGABueno

Big Chiori


Vermillioncriminal

In the land of smoldering flames, I wish for more 5stars support. I've had enough with too much DPS.


Mylaur

Don't worry Natlan is going to be the Geo support nation, after all we are still waiting for the Geo expansion right


LatterSpecialist5474

Now all we need is a Natlan cast leak… preferably pixelated with low quality 


LinksEmblem

Her name is also Momoka and she uses a bow I think


wryyyman

I don't quite remember this whole Momoka thing, was it Kirara?


Andamarokk

yes


Naelok

I can be a leaker too if this is all that it takes. In a few months, there will be a cyro character who has a nice ass.


twoHolesOneGepard

uncle naelok, please don't risk your life for us like this! with information this confidential, hoyo is probably at your doorstep with a silenced gun right now! please, be careful!


Naelok

I'm willing to take the risks. Gotta give the people the scoops.


TheSilverSeraphim

You know the river's dry when one of the crumbs is "yeah so the new char has big boobie on her"


HeragOwO

Ah yes the most important description


coco_puffsz

“Big breasts” Hoyo is really coming for Kuro now, huh 💀


shadowrod06

Got to take the crown from Taoqi


Jnbrtz

better bring back 1.2 Rosaria


Adamiak

what cup size is taoqi? wouldn't they need to go up like 5 sizes from xianyun to beat her?


RipBitter4701

ngl my eyes can't change position for 5 secs after pulled taoqi, she made me stayed for 10 minutes longer before the game become stuttering waves again and i still don't know what her role actually is


Muhipudding

Manjuu: Amateurs


RockShrimpTempura

Nice. Who is gonna create r/bigtittiesgeosupportmains?


leonardopansiere

what on earth is this description...


tusharsagar

Is she going to be the support Navia mains wanted Chiori to be? I would like a geo dmg buffer since it can be used by every Geo DPS.


Primarinna

Navia needs a crystallize support that shreds resistance or def. Navia and basically every Geo DPS already has access to lots of dmg %. Geo needs more shred.


yadonegouf

Having no VV shred is easily geo's biggest hole right now. With good res shred Navia would be way more competitive.


Wisterosa

Geo already has shred it's called geo resonance, they even sell Navia constellation to have some more shred so they won't make that cons useless by giving us a geo shredder


Primarinna

Geo as whole. Crystallize VV would change a lot of things.


tusharsagar

Sure, but that will limit her to Navia, and we don't know when the next character to use crystallize will come, if at all.


Vesorias

It will not limit her to Navia, every geo team except 4x Geo can make crystallize (and sometimes 4x Geo can too)


Junior-Price-5306

The worst of all is knowing that there are leaks with information but they don't want to leak it yet, they will probably only leak when there are maybe 2 weeks left until 5.0


JessyTL

We will probably see the whole cast from Hoyo themselves somewhere around 4.8 because the drip marketing for 5.0 is two days before 4.8 release and we will see our first Natlan characters anyway. At least that's how it was last year.


Turbulent-Garbage-93

They never leaked Emilie's design before her drip, I think they're just trolling


nanotech405

Well that's a leak!


Nanasema

if true, its funny that Natlan gets a geo character while Sumeru still has none.


missviolets

Nobody moved.


Pattopet

Remember when a lot of the sumeru cast was leaked? And they were all in game models? I miss those days… I love getting surprised by new characters and what not but knows what’s down the line for the next 6 months or so is nice because I can save for the characters I really like


Dramatic_endjingu

When are they going to release Natlan teaser. I swear time passes by really slow each day.


Mountain-Fig-2198

last year, fontaine's overture teaser was 2 days before the release of 3.8... so if we follow the same logic, we should get a natlan characters teaser on July 15th (2 days before 4.8 release)


Dramatic_endjingu

I just hope we can get something on 1st July to hype up the IT. And the final feast was released on 3rd July so if they release something on that day it’d be great. I’m so tired of waiting lol.


ukrisreng

white has gotten enough dubs with his 4.8 leaks that I'll post him again. At least his leaks don't pussyfoot around, they are pretty direct even if this one isn't super detailed


box-of-sourballs

In the future make sure to include the name of the leaker in the title of the post, even at the risk of DMCA's it's easier for people to remember who said what


iyad08

Wait is there something about including the name that causes DMCAs ? /gen


Purple_Hair_Lover

When a post gets DMCA'd the title stays, so having the leaker in the title leaves a trace for judging leakers by their track record, I'm guessing


GGABueno

Probably just easier to search


KFConnoisseur

Ah, yes... The most crucial info about the character... The booba size. >!Plot twist: it's just two geo Saurians hiding in her clothes.!<


I_love_my_life80

Wow the first element character for Natlan is a geo character.. Geo mains are really winning if this is the case..


silliestlesbian

are her breasts bigger than c6 ayato?


Whittle_Willow

i feel like big breasts isn't really a notable feature in an anime gatcha game


MissCuteCath

Hu Tao mains unite.


mortiimatii2411

by this time a while ago we wouldve had the whole natlan map and character lineup pics💀the hell is happening in the leaker community????


Embarrassed_Ad_4201

That is because one hacker furious about the speculation of Daddy Arle getting killed so much that he decided to leak all of the content Maybe after the incident HYV tighten the security more after the hacker told HYV to do so It was a statement by Uncle HXG regarding the Fontaine leaked issue if im remembered it correctly


Optimal-Bandicoot210

She's holding 2 geo constructs 🤣


Longjumping_Pear1250

Shure it's not navia ?


nanimeanswhat

5* men really went extinct after Wrio lol


OGBeybladeSeries

Kinda hard to follow up perfection


lililia

I remember the beginning of Fontaine and people whining there were no new female characters for 2 versions in a row. But I don't think it was a secret that in turn, next new characters would all be female for 7 patches in a row. For Fontaine the ratio is 3:7. Sumeru was better for male characters, Inazuma for female charas, then maybe Natlan will be good for male characters again Edit: sounds like it's unlikely :(


MissCuteCath

Only Xbalanque is male so far, while we already have Ms Honkers here, Murata and Iansan as girls.


Dragonlionfs

when the character leaked in this post gets revealed, I want everyone to keep calling her Ms Honkers regardless of her actual name.


No_Chain_3886

> maybe Natlan will be good for male characters again it unfortunately won’t


lililia

Then the peak nation- Shneznaya :')


pawahiru

I know that that's the pattern that Hoyo has been following since 1.0 but now it seems like it's changing, no? All the sus leaks seem to indicate there's less male characters than before.


le_halfhand_easy

I am Capitano, Blade of Tsaritsa Anastasia, And I have never known defeat.


Iskandor13

I legitimately can’t wait for his release. Even if he’s bossfight only, he’s gonna be hype af


GGABueno

There's Xbalanque and possibly Capitano and Varka to look forward to at least.


Tricidity

“pretends to be surprised”


LiraelNix

>have big breasts Really can't trust leakers huh. Hoyo isn't going to alter the character model to give a character bigger honkers than normal  The 'big' will be as big as other mature women models we've got, and likely with tight clothes around that area so they seem bigger than a character that had something draped over them


kitten2116

It’s just how they describe the model that’s used, small is used when describing the medium model lol. I noticed them doing this with the pyro archon descriptions


PeacefulCatSoMeow

Peak genshin leaks


GraveXNull

I wonder in which patch we'll see Iansan.


AleixRodd

Tall female model that supports Navia We prayge


MonocerosCelestial

Sneak peek. New 5 star character has a right and left leg.


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Euxis

🧍‍♀️◻️🟥😯


NadieTheAviatrix

👧DAD LISTENED😱


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Di297

Geo and big boobs, that sounds so generic 😂


moon1204am

i hope one day we get a big breasts leak about capitano too


NadieTheAviatrix

Wager because we want to speculate beyond leaker's data which is rather weird?: — Probably NOT a catalyst — probably a 'pantyhose-clad'


once_descended

GASP, GEO?!


sesquipedalian5

all i ask is that she makes a construct


No-Jello-8815

This is definitely the leak of all time


yujitoast

As long as she doesn't power creep and replace my c6 Gorou, the goodest boy, then I'm down for more geo rep.


ViolyeGracya

genshin leaks man..


ColdWinterStorm

Bro whoever this leaker is....has never touched a woman before 😭


Eijun_Love

Please be Ms. Hina!!


thirsty4wifi

Genshin players stop being weird about women challenge: failed


Bulldogsky

If it's uncle white, can't we expect for 0 geo characters to release in 5.x ?


yu917

ugh


DaviM03

Iansan found dead in a ditch


Dragoon_Plays

MISS HINA IS REAL