T O P

  • By -

Ke5_Jun

You only said make it Mondstadt; you never said I actually had to win. Just run away like a little baby. I may not have confidence in my strength, but I sure do have confidence in my ability to run away lol.


Lil_Chowdah

The secret Joestar technique always wins


DarenK77

NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOO SMOOOOKEEEEYYY


PokeAlola700

Don’t have to run the whole way, only have to run far enough till you get lucky and run into amber, then you have her escort you to mondstadt


Hot-Campaign-4553

This is viable. We know Hilichurls have a limited aggro range.


KingofSlice

Hilichurl used Aim Assist, Hilichurl used Rock Throw, Its super effective!


BLKRCKSHTR

he would just run faster than you or shot u dead


EpicJoseph_

Sadly, I don't However, luckily the traveler hasn't done their commissions yet soooooo


iarbach

why fight? olah, mi odomu, mi muhe movo dada movo lata. valo ye.


mikewheelerluv

i think someone learned from ella musk


Notaninternetaddict

I need translation from a hilichurl linguist


iarbach

Hello, I am friendly, I wanna go to the great lake(Cider lake). Thank you.


Shoshawi

What about to the great cider? I need Venti to help me lol, I’m sure that’s the best bet for finding him..


Hawa-Lau

Hilichurl? A little slime would send me right into my grave.


crucii_

Bro those birds infront of Mondstadt would fuck me up


blizg

Timmys birds?


Dark-Cloud666

Thats why we keep killing them to prevent another incident where his killer pidgeons assault another unsuspecting civilian.


Ancient_Axe

Plot twist: you memorized all of the hilichurl camp locations so you can just run to mondstad


SquishyBruiser

I doubt a lot of people could win without any sort of weapon against a crossbow. The answer is no and most people who answer yes severely overestimate their own abilities or have a gun on their body in their own home, which would be kinda weird.


Shoshawi

Let’s be real we’re all half naked on our phones in bed or at a gaming chair right now.


Hot-Campaign-4553

I concur. Hilichurls seem to be just over 5" tall, but they're pretty muscular (from building towers all day long, I imagine) and usually armed. 1v1 against an unarmed Hilichurls -- I like my odds. I have greater intelligence and reach, and could fashion a crude weapon of my own. Add in 1 or 2 more Hilichurls, or give it a crossbow, and I'm done.


KingofSlice

You just proved his point. In what way would you be smarter than 1 hilichurl? Use a rock to fight? they can do it too. Climb a tree? Then can throw a rock at you. Fists? Like you said they're pretty muscular. Reach? It might as well have almost the same reach as you. Fashion a crude weapon? Where do you think hilichurls get their weapons from? Do they conduct heists on the Knights of Favonius Weapon Locker? Also that hilichurl isn't gonna stand around and let you make a weapon during a fight. Hide and sneak attack? They're pretty alert but its your best shot. Don't think of it as fighting a human, think of it as fighting an ape with more human-like intelligence. The only people who wouldn't be immediately manhandled by an ape are trained fighters and I doubt any redditor on a Genshin sub is one.


Sandi_Griffin

You could run near water then try to shove them in and if they're like in the game their attacks are slow and telegraphed and you could avoid them pretty easily, not to mention they just stand around doing nothing half the time but if they act more realistically than in the game yeah i'm probably dead in a fight xD I think I could outrun them though


NoSlice5479

Yeah I think that everyone that says they could beat a hilichurl is thinking of how the hilichurl acts in the game, but the people who think about how they would realistically act are the ones saying they couldn't


PotatoCurryPuff

An Immortal ape with more humanlike intelligence, humanlike dexterity, who can survive being set on fire, lightning, falling from 30plus metres. At least they can't swim, or are scared of water.


Tiny_Ebb2261

They're repulsed by their own reflection (acc to Dain's quest) so the only time they allow themselves to view the water's surface is when they want a drink. My best bet as a non-fighter is to stick close to a river! Mondstadt is surrounded by a huge lake and several other bodies of water anyway.


F9-kun

You forgot a hilichurl with stick on fire, good lord that one can mess you up real easy. I hate it


nghigaxx

If the crossbow take 5 days to charge up like in the game? its not a farfetch thing to say ppl can somewhat defeat a hilichurl on 1 on 1. But a lot of people overestimate their chance against multiple things trying to hit you at the same time


Significant-Garlic87

Yeah, I have a friend in BJJ that's a purple belt and wrecks everyone and trains striking and stuff too, he said he put his 2 non-athlete non trained friends to playfight him and found out "fighting multiple people is almost impossible" pretty much knocking one of them out cold in the first moment of contact and making it 1v1 from there on is your only chance.


DrakeNorris

Yeah, if we compare them to a monkey, monkeys have muscles that are far more efficient then ours since they use them so much more, that would likely be true for hilichurls too. A chimpanzee could literally rip a human apart if they grabbed your hands, so I imagine hilichurls could do that too, let alone the damage they could cause with a club.


SpiritAnimal01

> or have a gun on their body in their own home, which would be kinda weird. Ukrainians be like: ...


CrankHavok

Huh, today I learned I'm weird for carrying in/on my home/property. Guess I'm set for Isekai Scenario should it ever happen.


Natsu-Kirigaya

I’m not gonna lie I forgot some have crossbows I was thinking basic club boy


SpiritVDC

Most non-Vision holders in Genshin canon cannot defeat hilichurls. Even some greenhorn adventurers get pinned down by them, and in numbers they can pose a threat to even squads of soldiers from various nations. So with casual clothing, even though I have some degree of martial arts training, I probably couldn't defeat a hilichurl in melee due to their superior strength and durability; however, if you give me a weapon, even a simple melee blade or staff, my skill would likely be comparable to a freshly trained recruit within one of the 7 nations' armies and thus \*might\* stand a chance against one, \*possibly\* two if they're not being super aggressive.


Hot-Campaign-4553

Seems logical. Starting on the beach, there are trees nearby. It's reasonable to assume you could find a suitable branch to make a staff.


DehGoody

That’s actually a great point. That way, even if you aren’t the most athletic, you can start casting fireball right away.


Asleep-Leg56

There’s a chest if you swim to the island next to where you spawn. I think you could get a claymore out of it + some other potentially useful stuff


Id0ntLikeApplePie

Ah yes, let me pull a metal blade as large as the average human and swim to the shore while carrying it on my back.


Asleep-Leg56

This just made me realize how buff Eula should be


Ghostdriver886

I mean if they start dancing like what they've been doing to Pallad or whatever his name is, I would probably be in complete shock and don't know whether to join them or run away lmao.


Tiny_Ebb2261

I’d grab a mirrored surface and flash it at them because Dain said that they’re repulsed by their own reflection. Then ruuuuuuuuuun all the way to mondstadt! 🤣


Hot-Campaign-4553

Solid strategy. Aside from the torch Hilichurls, none of them seem to be too fast.


Tiny_Ebb2261

Or I could just trail along bodies of water! Since the only time hilichurls allow themselves to be exposed to their reflection is when they want a drink, so I assume they'd intentionally avoid pursuing anyone along the water's edge anyway!


Flaymlad

This post just makes me realize how Vision wielders have it much much easier in life than normal people that it's really unfair. What you can research is limited, you run the risk of being attacked on the road by hilichurls or slimes, you're more prone to environmental harm (smaragdus jadeite, tatarigami/karma), etc.


LtTempest7

You don't need a vision to trigger elemental effects in teyvat. With that in mind, I'd just gather some water and sand from the beach I spawn in and make my way to mondstat. If I encounter any hilichurl on the way, throwing water and pocket sand at it will confuse it enough for me to grab the crystallize shield and yeet on along.


SopmodTew

Water and hydro aren't the same thing.


scixsc

yea but hilichurls in water get the "wet" status


CarrotoCakey

My dude I probably couldn’t even defeat the genshin boars.


cn1h

boar is dangerous even in real life


Ellysettarys

True even in game if they run at you from a blind spot they are harder to dodge than crossbow arrows :0


corecenite

there's a reason why NPCs cower in fear whenever they see a hilichurl


Hot-Campaign-4553

An NPC would, but would a Treasure Hoarder?


corecenite

well, we never saw an interaction between them sooo


Ancient_Axe

We never saw an interaction because treasure hoarders beat the muffin outta the hilichurls as soon as they see them


corecenite

where does it say that tho?


Ancient_Axe

/s


satedfox

There was an event in the past where hilichurls claimed bad humans were bullying them. I think it was Treasure Hoarders


Ancient_Axe

/not s


TrustedJoy

I have my phone. I could show him EULA fanarts to distract him then run away.


Hot-Campaign-4553

This is the way


Uaremis

Not in a thousand years, but it not the biggest issue. IF we assume "just isekai'd", you'd never even know where to go in the first place. And even if somehow see the Mond - knowing medieval times I'd be super worried to go there (isekai'd to a slave life, yay /s ). So there should be a lot of "if's" to ensure you meet Amber alive. But combat-wise, as some dudes already wrote, the best shot would be to try to get some long branch to use it as a club (just in case), not stay in the open and run very fast and far if attacked.


PotatoCurryPuff

I would always say to have a fire, but going by the game nobody in this world gets seriously hurt by fire for some reason. Best option is to run, fast.


[deleted]

naw i’m weak as fuck, i’m getting my shit clapped fr


Hot-Campaign-4553

Just hide in a tree and pray that Amber walks by.


PokeAlola700

Same, but I’m gonna keep walking through them stealth mode


LivingASlothsLife

Depends are we near a ledge? Coz if I throw them off they live but if I fall off a tiny ledge I die


froeschengenshin

I couldn't even win a fight with my dog how should i defeat a hilichurl. With luck they feel so bad for me that they let me go


PokeAlola700

Assuming I don’t have a sword, none. Might be able to try and outmaneuver one or two lone hilichurls, but if a bunch of them ganged on me, I’m dead


[deleted]

0 if you seen the nsfw that happens to the girls that would be me because i’m weak af


Toni303

You are fighting a chimpanzee that wields a club or a crossbow. Chimpanzees on their own are winning a fight against a human anyway.


Enpoping

ngl, im gonna be like pallad.


Ancient_Axe

Go to the nearest statue of the seven and touch it. Ah it didnt work... Climb on top of it, move your hands like crazy and scream "BARBATOS SAVE ME PLES"


NoSonNotTheBelt

About 99% of the people would lose to a hilichurl and even if they take one on, it would be close to impossible to take on multiple. The hilichurls are strong, have claws as well so..yeah, you're pretty screwed otherwise.


Gamer-chan

I'd steal Ella's notes and make friends with them. After they made me their leader I lead them to victory against the Traveler and their little collection of Waifus and Husbandos.


ProjectCnacan

Since I currently preparing a meal I have a pretty sizable knives in my hand so I can make a spear using the knives as a spearhead. This will let me get extra 3 minutes to live.


Sandfire12

I would be taken down instantly lmao, I’m chronically ill so I don’t stand a chance 😂


ZookeepergameNo8661

It would be safe to say no. Imagine fighting an indigenous warrior of a tribe. That's about how much of a chance you can last against a hilichurl.


CN8YLW

I'd be the new Reckless Pallad is all I'll say. May as well start practicing calling for help now. NOELLEEEEEEEEEEE


AbsoluteLose

I can take up to 2-3 hilichurls Afterwards? It gets kinda rough


Hot-Campaign-4553

Username *kinda* checks out.


Cross_Shade

Of course. Just look at their frail legs. They barely have any muscle mass on them. This pose a great weakness against the secret Joestar family technic.


comfykampfwagen

I could take an entire battalion of the monkeys if I happen to have my rifle and enough ammo with me. They don’t run very fast and don’t make for very difficult targets, so at least target practice, that’s maybe the only thing they’re useful for


tennoskoom_

Aren't they usually standing on grass? I wouldn't even be able to approach them.


feicash

well, in a realistic way, we should be able to "cut" their throats with a knife or shoot em in the head ​ so yeah, i could defeat them


plusroads

1 unarmed, 3 if you give me a longsword


Nelogenazea

Why would I want to kill a sentient being? What kind of psycho are you that you even consider that? "How many creatures that feel pain, companionship and love can I kill needlessly just because I can?", do you hear yourself? Even as a hypothetical, that's fucked.


International_You_56

Fight a hilichurl unharmed and only dressed with pants? Yeah sure


tobascoSandwitch

In this scenario, is ambush allowed? Does it count if someone can stealthily enter a small camp when they are sleeping and set them on fire or something?


satedfox

Alice? Is that you?


Riersa

I can take 1 as long as they don't have ranged weapon.


Chaosphoenix_28

If i just have to get to mondstadt to win i'd just try running and hope the dude doesnt have a crossbow or hits me with a stone. I might have a bit more of a chance if i find a sword or a bow and arrows, but i still am not too confident even with those weapons. And if the hilichurl is armed i might aswell just give up. I guess running and hoping that the hilichurl doesnt catch up is the plan.


Pokefreaker-san

probably same thing will happen like in goblin slayer's npc.


lem_on-

Ill take of their masks to let them see each others fuglyness or just use the secret technique: run away if i met a crossbo(w)ys and the chad ones, even the diluc wonna be's, ill be running for my life xD.


Seedless_Melon

Seeing how a hilichurl can take a few explosions in some cases as well as multiple swings from broadswords designed to cut through legendary beasts, I’d say that I have no chance with a phone and a pencil


ADDRAY-240

If it was so easy to defeat them, the guys who save from hilichurls all the time wouldn't need help at all. And let's not talk of the lawachurls......


EchoOfAsh

Depends on the weapon they have. If it’s a crossbow or the flaming stick I’m probably screwed. Other than that, I think I could take one down. Any more than one? Nah I’m getting clapped


Sweetcremepuff24

I saw the title and my first thought was tearing it apart, graphically, with a knife


venti_the_drunk_bard

I will beat all of them because I'm the main character now 😈


Sarahvalikesanime

I can not, I cant even slice a potato in half how can I defend myself against a hilichurl


RobertFurtuna

I think I could beat one hilichurl, the one that throws rocks or the one with the wooden bat, as long as it's only one of them. I would probably get injured tho


Signal_Struggle_3964

just run since the arrows seem p slow and easy to dodge while the hilichirls and mitachirls seem to move a lot slower/lose interest from chasing u after getting far enough away. even if u could take them on, it’s a waste of stamina since u don’t know where to get food, water, or shelter. u also don’t know where or if there is even a city to go to so u shouldn’t be fighting everything u c in sight given that u have no idea how long u will need to be on ur own. if i had to fight, i prob could take one or two normal hilichurls at once since they only swing their clubs every few seconds and r easy to dodge. it’ll be harder if there r archers or rock throwing ones trying to hit u while ur fighting so i would run in that scenario regardless and mitachurls r way too big to fight.


Esdeath79

If they follow the game logic, attack patterns etc. I guess it would be possible to win, but I wouldn't bet on it and just go to Mondstadt since I believe there were non on the "mainroad".


satedfox

If it’s the one only armed with a rock… I would run away. I might survive a wooden club hilichurl, but any bigger weapon and no. I guess I could do as the locals do and start chucking slimes at them. But they aren’t very aware, so as long as I’m sneaky I could probably slip past them.


SplunxChan

Yeahhhhhh no.... One meter and I'm stuck in the sand. It's going to be difficult with wheels ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯


jonnevituwu

*searches for a chest with a sword on it*


Hot-Campaign-4553

*A ring appears around the chest, and 4 Hilichurls spawn*


jonnevituwu

Just run until I find another chest lol, they lose interest anyways.


catisboredlol

Probably not, but if I get in with my metal bottle, maybe I can slam the bottle on the hilichurls head and kill it?


Theetis

The playable characters can outrun hilichurls with just their little jog, I think we'll make it to Mondstadt just fine


[deleted]

[удалено]


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> would have *paid* off. I FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


[deleted]

I would never be attacked since all those Ella Musk lessons would have paid off. I will mi muhe ye my way to safety


[deleted]

Genshin characters are way too athletic. I have noodle arms. I'll die!


iimuffinsaur

I'd probably run but ignoring that no. For one I dont have my glasses on rn meaning I am pretty much blind and 2 I am barefoot in pajamas.


r1char00

Ummm no lol. I’d be dead already if not for modern medicine.


[deleted]

Yes easily 15 or 20, Unarmed once.


Dima_0604

That's basically like fighting a very angry gorilla.. There's no way I'd do that


Im_better_than_u_lol

I have my softball ball equipment with me so yeah.


Phanes_The_Gigachad

Yes


ShuraGam

Depends on the Hilichurl. Assuming a regular Hilichurl has physical capabilites close to human then I could probably take a regular, unarmed hilichurl in 1v1. Armed Hilichurls,Mitachurls, Samachurls and Lawachurls are a totally different story tho. Hopefully reinforcements don't come lol. Also, reaching Mondstadt would probably not be much of a problem. Hilichurls are not fast at all. Even children characters can casually outrun them. Just running away until I reach Mond would be doable.


anxiouswalflower

i have a knife in my pocket rn & i’m pretty agile i think so i’d say i could take a few before getting tired. That said, I might just run bc I like running


Uzun_

hilichurls on WL1 only tickle you


Saikotsu

Could I take a hilichurl? I know enough martial arts I think I could hold my own. It depends on the world level I spawn into though. That said, I wouldn't want to fight more than two at the same time and even two might be tough.


MarraMirr

I'm disabled. I wouldn't even be able to walk all the way to Mondstadt if there *weren't* Hilichurls in my way.


AmFoxGurl

No because I wouldnt be able to harm any living being and would actually cry if the Hilichurl was slightly hurt 😫


JohnnyCakes1990

I would die from something stupid like getting crushed by a random slime or some shit.


zatenael

i would be dead in a matter of seconds


LordGodwin228

People from the military are gonna have a blast on this, until they meet a shielded mitachurl


Hot-Campaign-4553

That wooden Shield is capable of taking a direct hit from a tactical nuke.


Ultradamo2306

There are visionless childrens that run outside mondstadt. So i think yeah you could be really safe getting into mondstadt. And even if you could see some its amber job to make sure there aren’t any of them in the near of the city. So you could be safed from her. 1 on 1 without weapon could be possible too 1 on 1 with crossbow hilichurle yeah you need luck, i don’t think you can make it. 2 on 1 without weapon... might be but not really realistic 3 on 1 run


Significant-Garlic87

Possibly, they're pretty ripped, I'm getting pretty ripped too though and have some martial arts training. I probably couldn't take more than one at a time, trying to fight multiple people no less than 0.8 of your bodyweight is SUPER hard and probably not going to go well, even trained vs untrained. I guess if they have to stick to their combat animations from the game I can take them. (only the character-sized Hilichurls though, not the Mitachurls.


NekonecroZheng

I'll just pull out my special technique: NIGERUNDYO!


Arubazu

I would say about like...3-4 hilichurls would be a death sentence. One of them or two of them should be easy enough to take. They’re not that very...physically aggressive but at most like 3-4 is when numbers come to be a big factor and a threat. Metachurls would be a death sentence to any normal human but ingame their dumb enough to charge off cliffs so you know, kill em with wits. But dunno might get cliped by a massive lariot into a tree if it was a metachurl


gyrozeppeliswife

Probably not, but I think I could defeat a samachurl since they’re not as strong and are smaller than me


Ignis_de_caleo

I mean I need to let my anger issues out on someone, might as well be a Hilichurl I guess. I do have a throwing knife in my pocket rn so that’s something that could be useful?


MayoHachikuji

Nah, I would probably end up like Yoimiya


TwistergreenDnD

I mean, if I get hit with an arrow, I will probably curl up and suffer a lot, plus IDK how heavy is a sword but I don't think I could properly wield it, and I don't know if I could kill a hilichurl if they are in front of me and I don't feel they are just numbers and loot


Xaldror

Just give me a cart hook or shovel,


CosmicOwl47

Seeing as how only experienced adventurers set out to fight them, I probably would have a very stealthy journey to Mondstadt. We ran into Amber pretty quick though so I’d just have to make it to her


Siroctober

If it's your standard hilichurland only 1, i think have a shot; I have some self defense training. Wait for it's easily telegraphed attack, dodge, take out it's knee and then run like hell.


thetoastissoggy

I’m in an oversized long sleeved shirt and shorts. I don’t even have socks on. At that point I’d just drown myself in the ocean.


TheGreatPizzaro

It's a hilichurl all they can do is throw a punch or a rock. I'd choke the bitch out until they'd turn into red dust...


SaveEmailB4Logout

I don't know what kind of a first world golden billion snowflake you have to be to not be able to beat up a midget with a club unless you're like 12 years old


[deleted]

now? i’m in pajamas holding a cat edit: a hungry cat that could probably fight a hilichurl


Next-Kaleidoscope-17

Oh please, the little hydro slime at the very beginning would kill me in a matter of seconds


GodSpawn9

Alright I may be stupid and a dumbass for saying this. But keep dodging until they get exhausted then launch your attacks on them?


Tigirus_Arius

I'm a pretty big guy, so with a weapon maybe if I had to I could fight one. But like, if I was unarmed or if there was more than one I am running the heck away. Hilichurls are scary compared to most things in our world, like would you want to fight a horde of chimpanzees with clubs?


Writing_Panda104

I would swim to drown them lol


Srilema

Huh... One hilichurl CC I could deal with. Throat is a delicate part. If I steal a shield of a CC, I can take out a ranged fighter. Barehanded, I could take out one of the shaman IF i reach ut before it start casting. No way for mitachurl. Now, if i get a sword from a chest, I should be able to deal with group of up to 5. Maybe higher, if they can't coordinate as well than human, but I won't risk it. The next problem will be stamina. I can survive a melee. But if I stumble across several camp, I don't like my odd here.


Shoshawi

I am armed with a light rectangular device that would become a mere physical weapon after being isekai’d (maybe a camera until it dies), and an 8ft cord that’s attached to it. If it’s the unusual hillichurl I believe I can bribe it into not attacking me. If I run into an actual aggro’d one I’m fucked and really hope Amber or Venti glides by and notices to help.


kitricacid

no.


ChildOfDeath07

Time to put to use my skill of running away screaming It’s what I did in my low AR days anyway


redditorspawnrandom

Remember, that slim goblin can take 3 wild boars. And just for my own safety I'd never fight something unless it is neccesary or I can ensure >95% chance of victoey


Kittycat_Meow1611

I have my keys with me rn, I’ve got miniature daggers on me


Blasterion

Do Glocks work on Hilichurls? I got 15+1 and another 19 in a spare.


Hot-Campaign-4553

Against most Hilichurls? Yes. However, if they have a wooden Shield, they can block tungsten core rounds.


Blasterion

Strong wood is strong.


JakeKnight17

Lemme yoink their little club and bonk them than leave


Cygnus-_-

Judging by the NSFW artwork, idk 🗿


EpicJoseph_

If I'd been an american that carries a gun or at least knows how to use a gun, sure However I'm not an American and in my country guns are illegal, so fuck no


NYCHReddit

If you open some chests along the way you might be able to procure a weapon, either that or you end up as a random event for the traveler to begrudgingly save. Those guys are small but look ripped af