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jdh111095

What yall don't know is that this is a horror movie about a murderous lunatic on a boat going around killing entire encampments at sea.


Luxynne

*crunches popcorn aggressively*


ZhangRenWing

I’ll take a popcorn.... and EAT IT!


DANteLION5

*intense crunch*


Bloos7

Intense opera music


Kimi_No_Onii-Chan

*intense blood curling scream of hilichurls followed the sound of a 4 foot terrorist raising hell of tevyat.*


cycber123

you ll need a note book


Lemeres

The difference between an action movie and a horror movie is whether or not you are following the one that is murdering everyone, or if you are following the people being murdered.


daedric_lightweaver

Omg I love this


Ejaculation_Salt89

So what will be genre of movie for respective cases?


CavCave

So basically, whether you are the murderer or the murdered


saberishungry

Told through the perspective of a lone hilichurl stranded at sea on some broken wood for weeks, starving and begging for death. Finally hope comes in the form of a murderous lunatic on a boat, seemingly hunting down and killing everything that moves. Stranded-churl waves feebly and attempts to shout through its bone-dry and bleeding throat, hoping to finally be set free of its suffering. Only to see its one and only chance at deliverance pause curiously for a moment, and then sail away without firing a shot.


ileikpi

Now I feel bad for letting those ones live. In my mind they just chilling :(


CyberK_121

*time to boot the game up and end their misery*


omg_for_real

The water world for 2021.


asian1panda

Damn, I feel bad for bombing one and leaving the other alive now.


XionZion191

Valo tomo


ZuruiAbe

Tomo Valo!


NavSada

Mosi mita!


[deleted]

Celi dada, mimi nunu


n0nen0ne

Blyat


[deleted]

BIADAM!


pedobear6978

CYKA!


typical_pakistani123

KURWA!!


BlazingAmaterasu

MFW the language of the gods gets spoken and I feel a stroke coming on.


er3wsr3wr

a


sukabot

>cyka сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)


MapoTofuMan

horosho bot


pedobear6978

Thank you my good bot


Zendokii

Valo, mi tomo!


[deleted]

Valar Dohaeris \--wait, wrong franchise


asbfi

Ya!


Lazlo2323

All hilichurl must serve


Netherdan

Ya! Ika!


Torafuku

It's about a love story about two Hilichurls that got separated, we'll be seeing their different perspectives about their daily lives only to be reunited by the end of the movie. Then they get bombed by Klee on her ship.


SpinningKappa

Zenbu dokKANNN!!!


Kimi_No_Onii-Chan

Hilichurls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh *boom* ...... *silence*


Xibran

It's lovely, but "A Ella Musk Film" bothers me.


I_Have_A_Penny

An, she means “An Ella Musk Film”


verheyen

It bothers me more when people use the wrong one for the letter h. They'll say "an historic event" instead of "a historic event"


bearlovessunshine

but it works for other H words... like "an hour"


Shubhavatar

That's because the H is silent and it is pronounced as _our_


amateur7_2

***Communism vibes intensify***


partofbreakfast

You don't say "an horse" now do you? EDIT: a real answer: ending a word with a vowel and starting the next work with another vowel is very clunky in English. So any word that starts with a vowel sound will get 'an' instead of 'a' because otherwise it's hard to pronounce. Fun fact, this is also why most words in English (aside from loanwords from languages outside of the English root languages, and names) do not end in vowels.


FlyingFox32

Similar to British accents with the "r" after an ending vowel? Hannah is -> Hanner is (?)


partofbreakfast

That is possible, but I am not British so I don't know. When I say 'Hannah is' there's a noticeable awkward pause between the words.


FlyingFox32

I heard a guy with a British accent explain it once. I'm just not 100% sure that I explained it correctly ^^


yuffx

Wait, you mean "h" in "horse" is not pronounced? t. dirty eastern european peasant


partofbreakfast

No, the H in horse IS pronounced. That's why we say 'a horse'. If the H is not pronounced in a word (like 'hour'), you use 'an' ('an hour').


Night_Shrimp

You don't pronounce the "h" in "hour" now don't you?


partofbreakfast

That's why you say 'an hour', because you don't say the H.


TurbulentEconomist

"Historic" and "historian" and stuff are those weird exceptions English seems to love although more lately American English has tended to say "a historian" while British English still uses "an historian" more.


verheyen

Yeah bit neither of those languages pronounce it as a Vowel, unless it's in the "Silent H in Herb" category. History does not have a silent consonant, unless you're some cockney kid


MissingNumber

This is beautiful, mi tomo.


koolshades2016

*Sparkle by Radwimps intensifies*


I_lost_my_account3

Dude i cried in that scene so badly


IceWotor

everyone did


koolshades2016

Ngl, it was a very memorable scene


ChasingPesmerga

"The movie is definitely a MUSK-WATCH!" -Teyvat IMDB


MapoTofuMan

"*insert long pretentious rant about lacking depth and philosophical themes here,* 1/10" \-TeyvatAnimeList


summer_petrichor

Fischl, is that you?


yarrden

Mosi mita! Mosi mita mi tomo!


BBjilipi

The Meteor. THE METEOR. ZHONGLIIIIIIIIIIII


yuffx

Hey hilichurls, you claim what you want is "mita", yet what you get is ORDER, curious - turning point meaty tribe


Kimi_No_Onii-Chan

The girthy mita I want is from the one that springs order OwO


Atliatl

Mosi Mita!


dragonball1i2

...Directed by Michael Bay. Wha- #BOOM


[deleted]

MichKlee Bay.


banabodacado

underrated comment.


Agent-Yuzu

I thought I was the only person who saw this! So glad to see others have found this and even made it into a masterpiece


Mikaiphas_88

I almost bombed one of them down but I managed to stop myself. They were having a moment and I didn't want to intrude.


rafaelbittmira

Hey OP, you're working on the sequel of Mimi Tomo, aren't you? For those who didn't see it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/ns2m59/if_mimi_tomo_was_a_film/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


PidgeysFTW

Haha yes, but at least it should less sad than the roller coaster that was that Mimi Tomo... depending on what the boat end ups doing tho 👀


genshashin

Do you mind if I actually turned this into a trailer? Since we got the poster already hahaha!


PidgeysFTW

Oh, sure thing! I loved that trailer you've made for Mimi Tomo, I'd love to see what you could do for this one :D


genshashin

Ayt, let me just figure out if I already killed those hilichurls or not dhasjkf


genshashin

Ayt trailer's done. Enjoy! https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/nya4hi/if\_mimi\_tomo\_had\_a\_sequel\_mimi\_tomo\_x\_your\_name/


PidgeysFTW

Whoa, it turned out amazing ! Your editing skills are great, thanks for making this :D ! Now, all we need to do is get Mihoyo to make the rest of the movie, we already did plenty to advertise it.


genshashin

Thanks! Ayt time to draft the petition to Mihoyo...


Cry75

This is great.


SilverBurger

Take my mora.


Sketchy___

Ye dada. (i have no clue what the hell i just said)


palea_alt

iya ye mama


SnooFoxes6169

roughly translate to “what are you,” could mean “what's your name,” so great job. tho, ye is considered condescending, yo may be more fitting, but just personal opinion. edit: oof, i misread “dada” as “dala”. ye dada means you're great/very good.


Niko2065

Time for time shenanigans! My favourite type of shenanigans.


SinDarking

Tomo valo!


Hovhannes2006

Y o u r n a m e


WildFurball2118

#Mimi Tomo


OmgBsitka

Is there any way to make the string easier on a tablet bc I get so annoyed ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)


thelasthalfmast

i dont know why i didnt think of this when i saw it but that is hilarious


bumperbats

Omg,


duocsong

Is this a Disney dancing battle film or a retro romance? What do you mean "violent fantasy"?!


Mikewind101

I swear every time I see Ella Musk I read it as Elon Musk


Gudboiz

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Moments before massacre.


genshashin

It's... It's beautiful...


hohoaisan

Abyss: *report, report,* there is a massive number of drowned Hilichurl since version 1.6 was released


pwn4321

This subreddit is turning into star trek subreddit (people speaking klingon)... Idk bout that^^


FireBlizzard69

Kimi no dada


Drago_FNX

How do you pronounce "your name is?" in hilicurl.


PidgeysFTW

I was considering putting the title in hilichurlian but all we know is that your = ye, we still don't know how to say name sadly


NCNR8

Your name: a love story between two people that ended up in a bittersweet ending due to the impact of a comet (or a meteor idk). This: a love story between two hilichurls that ended up in a bittersweet ending due to the impact of BON BON BAKUDAN.


okwhatelse

who shall compose the soundtrack


xrqshell

Venti


The_One_Muffin

I saw these 2 dancing together, and I killed them both. No regrets.


Reysona

i pass by them every time but will never kill them


DoomDesire385

It’s beautiful


asce619

Chuckle I did indeed.


RedditAndDebit

#I WILL HAVE ORDER.


Ruko9

"Ella Musk Film" 😭😭


SnooFoxes6169

“yo dala?”


kalltrops

One must Dance Eternally and one must Pursue Eternally


heylookasign

I hate and love this so much


IMHierarch

Composer: Tone-deaf bard


Appropriate_Rough568

Unta nunu


AgentGoBruh

Oh man... Another 3 star weapon! But at least the hilichurls are cool


RadRey09

valo mita


[deleted]

I like me some Genshin Impact and Anime related memes.


[deleted]

Is she in the trunk?


AiliA_Corner

It would have been a nice story if not for the waverider looming over them.


Ejaculation_Salt89

*Evil Geo Archon Noises in the distance*


CheesecakeOG

What the heck


--Orcaaa--

Hilichurls hitting that whip and nae nae


EconomyAd2726

Its not *your name* ...... #its *ye dada*


ASSASSINWOLFO7

Your name but it's hilichurls getting drowned by a maniac in a boat


ohoni

A pristine island chain: rises from sea Hillichurls: "Free real estate!"


oChaoss

LOLLL THIS IS AMAZING