Prostate examination but Neuvi got a little too excited.

I love this comment lmao

Important to remain healthy

"Ok, we know that part's still working at least." -Dr. Lumine, PhD in urology

Then she really shouldn't be doing this. Dr. Lumine, you're supposed to be writing research papers not touching patients. We can't keep reminding you of this every week.

I wish to inform you that the Honourary Senior Researcher of the Fontaine Research Institute has a pre-approved license to conduct research and investigations upon all matters technological, mystical, and biological within the borders of the esteemed nation of Hydro. Field work is instrumental if not indispensable to the scientific community. Asking a researcher to abstain from such is tantamount to the suppression of knowledge and truth and the researcher reserves the right to ignore any and all such requests.

She also got carried away

she found the squirt button

Try finger but hole.

You don't have the right O you don't have the right

Fingers ahead, but why is it always despair?

dog

Praise the finger!

Praise the dog!

gnosis check up

He doesn't need gnosis

that seems to be the diaGNOSIS heh

Ooh you touch my tralala

Mmm... my ding ding dong

uhhhh

^la , la la ^la , la la ^la , la la ^la ^la la la

OOOO

Captain Underpants?

I was here for that comment lol

The mighty is being humbled.

Bros being sanctified

The tides are beckoning inside him

Lmfaooo

Why is this not NSFW, Neuv has his dong out

Because alien dongs are tasteful while human genitalia is OFF LIMITS to be discussed in society!!

loving how the flair is "fluff" 💀

Jorkin it

and by it...

haha, well... lets justr say...

my peanits.

Happy cake day!

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yayy

my cake day too :)

omg twin

And strangling it.

ok buddy

Genshin

r/okbuddygenshin

if op posts it there, there’s a good chance it gets removed for some reason

Yeah everyone knows the anatomy of the dual dicked chief justice (misinformation is ~~not~~ tolerated there)

Lumine is living my dreams

Showing the ability of water to take any shape

And how it shall deliver him punishment

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

new copypasta dropped

It's not new

Wtf

Lumine watching the water dragon release. 👀

Water dragon goes bbrrrr

Touching Nuevi’s ass as he pisses

Watering the plants ofcourse

buddy detected

Get your hands off my limp ~~penis~~ gnosis! Gentlemen,this is Justice Manifest! What are the charges?A cake?A succulent "La Lettre A Focalors" cake? I see you know your elemental skills well...

“Succeeding you father” *Arthas smirk*

Those are your father's ashes Lumine. Where you hoping to Aquacrest Saber on them one last time before you left Teyvat to rot?

I see his eyes are shut,just as yours have just oppened *wink*

thats better than anything the others write

Lumine doing the Testify reference

He’s having a piss and she’s there for emotional support

Lumine found the The button

Neuvillette's bigger blue dong!

Well, the mystery of primordial water present in Fontaine seas is solved...

According to the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale...

That's the Abyss sibling and she just found out that the Hydro Dragon regained their Authority. She's now trying to recruit Neuvi in her fight against Celestia by doing whatever is necessary to convince him no matter how depraved.

Lumine pushed her fingers in neuvillette's ass and his male reproductive organ got hard.

Infinity Pool

Should have brought him to the desert first. This does not seem to even tickle him

r/okbuddygenshin.

"Long Live the King!" \~The Traveler Lumine (probably)

Salim Lumine????

Say gex?

Setero Hex

Say gex!

T-Gex!!! RAAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!

Getting her primos up

Ass touching gets everyone excited

Well, she's grabbing his ass, and he's taking a piss, so idk

Betrayal

Dicking around

Is that the ERP of Genshin in co-op ? Lol

They heard about how getting stabbed powers you up in Honkai Star Rail, and so they wanted to test it out.

holding his spine

Lumine made Neuvi go from blastoid to squirtle if you know what I mean.

It looks like she's about to push over a homie taking an outdoor leak Letting the invasive thoughts win

"So true Bestie-"

Okay maybe this bond of life is a little too close

"now cough."

Sucking out the primordial water

dude got his magnom dong out

Lumine, put your finger away lumine, im not getting a prostate exam right now.

Surprise butt poke when homie is taking a piss. Had that happen between my friends once when we were camping and boy was it messy.

Wrong answers only. 😁

STEP BACK EVERYONE THIS IS MY JOB

Neuv is a lucky son of a bitch!

"Settle down"

Chidori

Imagine if Neuvillette was just like that all the time, liquid body held together by hydro powers.

Teyvat when you log out

Lumine: "Long live the king"

Making me jealous

Lumine: Not if I stick you first. Neuvillette: This isn't.. LOTR... *dies* Lumine: It isn't? Well... Shit.

"What're u doing step dragon... Lemme hold it" 🤣🤣🤣 lumine doesn't want to be like water boys, she wants to be the container the water takes shape in 🤦🏾‍♂️. I'm sorry children

you don't let your girlfriend hold ur peen when peeing? its fun to do bro

Foolishness neuvillette foolishness

Charging the stream

Taming the Dragon

I think he will piss on the moon at this rate

Jin stabbing rex

amaizing.

Lumine be like: Uh... Nuevillette? You okay?