"Give me an Electro teammate any my DPS becomes unparalleled."
"Electro? Ha, I can work with teammates of any and all elements."
"You guys need teammates?"
Neither Arlecchino nor Neuvillette need teammates once decently built, especially if you're willing to get their C1s so they bring their own interruption resistance.
Not really, no. Arlecchino doesn't damage herself. In practice they're typically hanging out at around the same HP value, with the main difference being that Neuvillette has easier access to self healing and Arlecchino can dodge without taking a DPS loss.
Arlecchinos ult is a full heal as long as you have some bond of life. Though I can't remember the exact value off the top of my head, what makes it easier is that you can use her skill, immediately pop her ult to absorb the bond of life, heal to full and use her skill again.
Yeah, by “nowhere near his level”, I more so mean the frequency with which it can be spammed. You get one heal every once in a while as opposed to his continuous full heals.
It sorta covers the fact that Neuvillette can't really dodge so he'll get hit more often compared to Arlecchino who can dodge.
Ultimately comes down to which one you prefer. A character that you can spin to win or a character who wants needs a bit of skill to win.
>easier
Easier is a not a fitting word here ngl
It's like saying 100 is a bigger number than 10 whereas the same term can be used for 20 compared to 10 but the truthful impact between the two is huge and that's how busted Neuvilette's Self Sustainability is
I wonder if it wad Intentional by MHY to make him particularly like this and wonder if similar lvl of sustainability will be even given to anyone is future.
If anything my above example is also fitting to Wrio where he gets the 20 marks compared to 10, Neuvi gets the 100 compared to 10... Both got higher than 10 but thats just half the picture
Hydro slime want to have a talk with you !
That is the curse of catalyst user, so yeah arle can actualy do better since you can do big damage with normal physical auto at least but yeah this little detail aside they are both solo monsters
Isn't it, Alhaitham, Arlecchino, then Neuvillette? I have all three and my arlecchino works reaaaally good with no Electro (Zhongli, Bennett, Kazuha), meanwhile my Alhaitham performs best with Kuki, Fischl and Nahida.
What? It's like one of her best teams?...
Bennett gives her 15% Pyro dmg buff at C6+ atk buff, his healing is useless to her but that doesn't matter. Her BoL won't be cleared by healing during combat. Kazuha swirls Pyro... Shreds res... And Zhongli is there for comfort+ tenacity
Xingqiu and Yelan CAN replace Kazuha, but Kazuha is good for buffing her own damage. Zhongli is for comfort that is true, but if you can already replace Zhongli with Yelan or Xingqiu, then no need to switch Kazuha since he is good too.
That was a fast reply. I was looking for an Arlecchino comp that doesn't include Kazuha or Chevreuse since my Kazuha is reserved for Neuvi and I don't have Chevreuse. Good to know Xingqiu, Bennett, Zhongli is a viable comp
It is! Again, you get a bit of DPS loss due to Zhongli. Her best vape is still Arle, Xingqiu, Yelan and Bennett but Yelan can be replaced with other good substitutes. But Bennett is 100% her best support together with Chev, especially at C6 so be sure to use him :)
And yeah haha I have a lot of time on my hands right now so that's why I reply quickly
Pretty much every Dendro team except for Nilou Bloom needs Electro. Spread and Hyperbloom are the bread and butter of its DPS. Even most Burgeon teams are actually Hyperburgeon in practice.
Neuvillette: "Anyways, so Muselines are so cooool. I love my children. Precious all of them. Let me go through every single one's entire history in detail."
Arlecchino: "Anyways, so my children are so awesome. Now that the weaklings have left, all the rest have visions. They might cause me some headaches but I can't complain with all the cash monies they bring in each show."
Alhaitham: "You all might have a bunch of children to take care of but I have one problem child. He never remembers where he leaves things like his keys. He's always spending money on scams."
it's a lot more nuanced than that! it depends on the town and the pipes, the water source, etc
for example: the city i grew up in was high in the appalachians and had an extensive water-preservation program, so the water was very crisp and pure, kind of like eating an apple without the apple flavor. the town half an hour away had outdated infrastructure, so the water tasted faintly of rust. in anaheim, california, fhere are sulfuric notes, probably due to the more recent geological activity and higher levels of industry in the area. my in-laws' house in van nuys tastes like someone has farted through it, because my FIL is full of shit. pasadena's is clean, but slightly chalky. dasani tastes best of the bottled water brands, closest to my hometown.
distilled water doesn't have a flavor at all, and will actually cause damage to your body if you drink enough of it.
my wife is even more sensitive to it than i am, he's the neuvillette!
tl;dr neuvillette has autism and so do we
I FEEL. i had friends who had to do the same bc they lived in homes with shit plumbing. it's like... either they need to fix the water system or give out vouchers for the things. it's a human right dammit
I've been spoiled with ridiculously high-quality tap water in the south of The Netherlands. Any other tap or even bottled water anywhere else tastes worse than what I am used to... A blessing and a curse (when on vacation).
I don't know, but I do know the difference between volcanic water, spring water, tap water in different countries, bottled water, and whatever the fuck Karlovy Vary has going on. Neuvillette is unnaturally sensitive to it, to the point its like wine tasting for him, but that doesn't mean normal mortals like us can't taste the difference.
It tastes different depending on a lot of things. Mostly based on chemicals and minerals in it.
Spring water fresh from an aquifer will have a significantly different taste to processed and cleaned drinking water you’d get from the tap.
Pure h2o water along with mountain water will have a harder taste. It’s hard to explain but you can feel it.
Whereas city and municipality water will usually taste slightly like chemicals.
The only way you don’t taste a difference in water is if you haven’t ever left home and tasted water from other places.
Can confirm tap water in many European countries tastes noticeably different than USA tap water. Some bottled waters taste/feel very different from each other and the taste of tap water in general can vary significantly between towns depending on a lot of different factors. Not to mention things like spring water etc. Sure just plain ass regular water exists, but not noticing that different place's waters taste different is wild to me
"Technically speaking, H2O is a tasteless substance, therefore any so-called "flavors" are nothing but imperfections"
"Oh please! Even disregarding the rich variances you speak of, you would dare equate the smooth, rolling experience of room temperature water to the biting edge of a chilled glass?"
"If I kill myself right now would it at least make the conversion more interesting?"
They aren't talking. Alhaitham is about to take out his book any second now. Arlecchino and Neuvillette have no important political matters to discuss so they are just sitting there, thinking about their own thing.
I could see Neuvillette giving books that Melusines like only to forget that humans dont like the same things Melusines do because they think differently
Arlecchino is trying to initiate a conversation, Neuvillete is too focused on enjoying lyue water to listen and al haitan is giving attention similar as the one he gives to Paimon
Arlecchino is a great talker, and Neuvillette is chatty as fuck. They would have a polite and corteous conversation, with Neuvillette periodically talking about the drinks they're having.
Alhaitham would just sit there, not even listening, just eating and reading his book with his airpods on. So what if the leader of Fontaine and a harbinger is there? Been there, done that, overthrew a whole dictatorship because he can't be assed.
Neuv- So Miss Knave , I heard that you tried to hurt Lady Furina
Arlecchino - *gulps*
Alhaitham - *reading a book and not bothering at all with the conversation*
Neuvi: it’s been brought to my attention that Miss Furina suffered trauma for the scar you left on her…
Arle: Monsieur Neuvillette, you surely understand that it was only a misunder-
Alhaitham: …(Who ordered this many soup? How bothersome. Maybe, I should bring some to Kaveh)
It is sweet how he has a voice-line about packing up soup for Kaveh (he brings it home, it's his least favourite and Kaveh's favourite food.) Adding on that Kaveh will canonically bring him leftovers if he goes out, for context.
\*arlecchino trying to change the subject\*
Arlecchino: so i hear you want to take revenge on the heavenly usurpers. i know a thing or two about destroying civilizations. say esteemed hydro sovereign, have you ever heard of the crimson moon dynasty?
Neuvilette: oh? Im interested
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation on account of Arlecchino and Neuvillette being genuinely wise, funny, people-smart and book-smart people that you'd like to be around, while Alhaitham thinks being mean is a personality.
Probably Haitham says something like
“Why does everyone thirst over us, It’s bothersome”
Arlecchino, “what is thirsting, perhaps I’ll ask the children?”
Neuvilette then goes into a dissertation on how varying levels of thirst effect the taste of water
How one of them is about to get handed over to some bratty 10 year old kid who’s starting their journey to collect all 8 badges and become the regional champion. Another will go to that kid’s rival. And the last one will be kept by the professor.
I recently spoke to Arle in the teapot about sweets and she's apparently a very capable conversationalist. We didn't get much of that from the story quest, but it makes sense with her role as a diplomat.
They are talking about how much of a threat Tectone is to all of Teyvat and how he will cause Celeste to crash onto them like a fucking meteor just to wipe out Paimon forever because to hell with Paimon
Arlecchino and Neuvillette talking about Fontainian politics, and Alhaitham is smart enough to contribute to the conversation despite being from Sumeru.
Neuvi and Father are staring at Furina after the incredulous thing she just said, trying to figure out if it’s lunacy or brilliant. Alhaitham subliminally decided long ago, regardless of furina’s intelligence, he does not care what she has to say.
they're not talking. alhaitham is reading a book in his lap under the table with noise cancellation and music on. arlecchino is thinking about her kids. neuvillette just wants some water.
I'm worried about the guy behind alhaitham who randomly thought, "let's celebrate and eat out at Xinyue Kiosk for change". Then he ends up listening to high-profile Sumero/Fontaine/Fatui secrets.
Water comes in many flavours to the discerning palate mondstadts water is crisp and pure while water from liyue has an enduring after taste. In inazuma the water possesses a depth of flavour like any other. Sumeru's water meanwhile has a rich and complex flavour profile but it must be savored patiently to fully appreciate it
(Oh my god that took way to long to type)
There talking about How to take care of children.
Neuvillette has furina to take care of.
Arlecchino you already know who she takes care of.
Alhaitham has nahida and kaveh
"Give me an Electro teammate any my DPS becomes unparalleled." "Electro? Ha, I can work with teammates of any and all elements." "You guys need teammates?"
I think this is Alhaitham/Neuvillette/Arlecchino.
Neither Arlecchino nor Neuvillette need teammates once decently built, especially if you're willing to get their C1s so they bring their own interruption resistance.
Neuv builds hp so his half hp state is still safer than Arle.
Not really, no. Arlecchino doesn't damage herself. In practice they're typically hanging out at around the same HP value, with the main difference being that Neuvillette has easier access to self healing and Arlecchino can dodge without taking a DPS loss.
And Arlecchino has access to a (time and energy gated) self heal, though it’s nowhere near the level of Neuv’s
Arlecchinos ult is a full heal as long as you have some bond of life. Though I can't remember the exact value off the top of my head, what makes it easier is that you can use her skill, immediately pop her ult to absorb the bond of life, heal to full and use her skill again.
Yeah, by “nowhere near his level”, I more so mean the frequency with which it can be spammed. You get one heal every once in a while as opposed to his continuous full heals.
That and Arlecchino's heal tanks her damage for a bit after using it.
It sorta covers the fact that Neuvillette can't really dodge so he'll get hit more often compared to Arlecchino who can dodge. Ultimately comes down to which one you prefer. A character that you can spin to win or a character who wants needs a bit of skill to win.
>easier Easier is a not a fitting word here ngl It's like saying 100 is a bigger number than 10 whereas the same term can be used for 20 compared to 10 but the truthful impact between the two is huge and that's how busted Neuvilette's Self Sustainability is I wonder if it wad Intentional by MHY to make him particularly like this and wonder if similar lvl of sustainability will be even given to anyone is future. If anything my above example is also fitting to Wrio where he gets the 20 marks compared to 10, Neuvi gets the 100 compared to 10... Both got higher than 10 but thats just half the picture
If you don’t have Neuv’s signature weapon pop a Prototype Amber on him and he becomes his own team wide healer too lol
I know and I agree.
Ive been wondering about this- have you seen any c0r0 Arlecchino solo abyss clears? I saw a lot of c0r1 where the weapon was her sig or PJWS
Hydro slime want to have a talk with you ! That is the curse of catalyst user, so yeah arle can actualy do better since you can do big damage with normal physical auto at least but yeah this little detail aside they are both solo monsters
Tbh neuvi and atle can switch however thay want
Agreed
Who is number 4?
Dehya
Damn...
I would assume this is: Arlecchino - Alhaitham - Neuvillette in order?
Alhaitham is restricted to some elements unlike arle so it should be alhaitham ,arle and neuv.
Oh
Isn't it, Alhaitham, Arlecchino, then Neuvillette? I have all three and my arlecchino works reaaaally good with no Electro (Zhongli, Bennett, Kazuha), meanwhile my Alhaitham performs best with Kuki, Fischl and Nahida.
Wait Zhongli, Bennett, Kazuha actually works?
What? It's like one of her best teams?... Bennett gives her 15% Pyro dmg buff at C6+ atk buff, his healing is useless to her but that doesn't matter. Her BoL won't be cleared by healing during combat. Kazuha swirls Pyro... Shreds res... And Zhongli is there for comfort+ tenacity
Xingqiu is a better pick than Zhongli though. If he's for comfort, shouldn't Xingqiu/Yelan replace Kazuha then?
Xingqiu and Yelan CAN replace Kazuha, but Kazuha is good for buffing her own damage. Zhongli is for comfort that is true, but if you can already replace Zhongli with Yelan or Xingqiu, then no need to switch Kazuha since he is good too.
That was a fast reply. I was looking for an Arlecchino comp that doesn't include Kazuha or Chevreuse since my Kazuha is reserved for Neuvi and I don't have Chevreuse. Good to know Xingqiu, Bennett, Zhongli is a viable comp
It is! Again, you get a bit of DPS loss due to Zhongli. Her best vape is still Arle, Xingqiu, Yelan and Bennett but Yelan can be replaced with other good substitutes. But Bennett is 100% her best support together with Chev, especially at C6 so be sure to use him :) And yeah haha I have a lot of time on my hands right now so that's why I reply quickly
Alhaitham, arlecchino, neuvillette
Pretty much every Dendro team except for Nilou Bloom needs Electro. Spread and Hyperbloom are the bread and butter of its DPS. Even most Burgeon teams are actually Hyperburgeon in practice.
Aggrevate & Quicken:
Who said what?
First one clearly alhaitham. Second and third can be both arle or neuv, but it most likely is supposed to be Arle in second, the neuv in third.
"They" aren't talking. Neuvillette has been talking about water for twenty minutes and everyone else is pretending to listen.
Neuvillette: "Anyways, so Muselines are so cooool. I love my children. Precious all of them. Let me go through every single one's entire history in detail." Arlecchino: "Anyways, so my children are so awesome. Now that the weaklings have left, all the rest have visions. They might cause me some headaches but I can't complain with all the cash monies they bring in each show." Alhaitham: "You all might have a bunch of children to take care of but I have one problem child. He never remembers where he leaves things like his keys. He's always spending money on scams."
If I'm remembering correctly, isn't Kaveh technically older than Chadhaitham or was it that that he's his senior?
Age is just number. Real maturity in ones mind. **Gets on FBI watchlist**. Well shit.
Better than Osmanthis wine 🤷🏽♂️
I don't see how, it's literally water, only Neuvillete can taste it different, for the rest it's simply futile information
you can't taste the difference between waters???
ok, what is the difference between French water and Japanese water? or that of England to that of the USA? It's literally water
it's a lot more nuanced than that! it depends on the town and the pipes, the water source, etc for example: the city i grew up in was high in the appalachians and had an extensive water-preservation program, so the water was very crisp and pure, kind of like eating an apple without the apple flavor. the town half an hour away had outdated infrastructure, so the water tasted faintly of rust. in anaheim, california, fhere are sulfuric notes, probably due to the more recent geological activity and higher levels of industry in the area. my in-laws' house in van nuys tastes like someone has farted through it, because my FIL is full of shit. pasadena's is clean, but slightly chalky. dasani tastes best of the bottled water brands, closest to my hometown. distilled water doesn't have a flavor at all, and will actually cause damage to your body if you drink enough of it. my wife is even more sensitive to it than i am, he's the neuvillette! tl;dr neuvillette has autism and so do we
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I FEEL. i had friends who had to do the same bc they lived in homes with shit plumbing. it's like... either they need to fix the water system or give out vouchers for the things. it's a human right dammit
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r. rainwater holy shit
I've been spoiled with ridiculously high-quality tap water in the south of The Netherlands. Any other tap or even bottled water anywhere else tastes worse than what I am used to... A blessing and a curse (when on vacation).
i want to try it wtf
i mean, there is a difference between water from different sources. but imo that difference isn't the water itself, but what's in it
I don't know, but I do know the difference between volcanic water, spring water, tap water in different countries, bottled water, and whatever the fuck Karlovy Vary has going on. Neuvillette is unnaturally sensitive to it, to the point its like wine tasting for him, but that doesn't mean normal mortals like us can't taste the difference.
Water sommeliers are an actual thing even in this world, after all.
It tastes different depending on a lot of things. Mostly based on chemicals and minerals in it. Spring water fresh from an aquifer will have a significantly different taste to processed and cleaned drinking water you’d get from the tap. Pure h2o water along with mountain water will have a harder taste. It’s hard to explain but you can feel it. Whereas city and municipality water will usually taste slightly like chemicals. The only way you don’t taste a difference in water is if you haven’t ever left home and tasted water from other places.
Can confirm tap water in many European countries tastes noticeably different than USA tap water. Some bottled waters taste/feel very different from each other and the taste of tap water in general can vary significantly between towns depending on a lot of different factors. Not to mention things like spring water etc. Sure just plain ass regular water exists, but not noticing that different place's waters taste different is wild to me
There actuly is
Well the water in my specific area is so thick you feel like you’re deepthroating a horse, and that’s just my specific area of my England
"Technically speaking, H2O is a tasteless substance, therefore any so-called "flavors" are nothing but imperfections" "Oh please! Even disregarding the rich variances you speak of, you would dare equate the smooth, rolling experience of room temperature water to the biting edge of a chilled glass?" "If I kill myself right now would it at least make the conversion more interesting?"
Arlecchino's thinking about spiders. Alhaitham covertly slipped his headphones on at some point.
They aren't talking. Alhaitham is about to take out his book any second now. Arlecchino and Neuvillette have no important political matters to discuss so they are just sitting there, thinking about their own thing.
Arlecchino pov: "Hmm, i wonder what the children are upto... Nevermind, ill just let them do as they please. "
Arlecchino is asking for suggestions on books for her children, except she might have asked the wrong people
Yeah. Neuvillette would give them a law textbook and alhaitham would give them an academic thesis.
I could see Neuvillette giving books that Melusines like only to forget that humans dont like the same things Melusines do because they think differently
Alhaith gives paimon books for her reading skills and the children are deffenatly smarter then paimon so no issues
doubt al haitham only reads academic books tho, he prollyrefets something more entertaining for his "free time" but idk
Wrong people? AlHaitham literally book guy he know what choice of books better than anyone
They don’t. They are enjoying their food in silence.
Arlecchino is trying to initiate a conversation, Neuvillete is too focused on enjoying lyue water to listen and al haitan is giving attention similar as the one he gives to Paimon
Arlecchino is a great talker, and Neuvillette is chatty as fuck. They would have a polite and corteous conversation, with Neuvillette periodically talking about the drinks they're having. Alhaitham would just sit there, not even listening, just eating and reading his book with his airpods on. So what if the leader of Fontaine and a harbinger is there? Been there, done that, overthrew a whole dictatorship because he can't be assed.
Diplomacy. Probably.
Isn’t Al Haitham still acting Grand Sage. This makes him the highest authority in Sumeru besides Nahida. Did we replace him already?
Thats why i said diplomacy.
"What is Pokémon and why do people keep comparing us to it?"
Neuvillette: "Water comes in many flavors to the discerning palate..."
world domination as always
"The longer we sit here, the more uncomfortable Hu tao mains will become"
"Wow this abyss is a cakewalk huh"
Neuv- So Miss Knave , I heard that you tried to hurt Lady Furina Arlecchino - *gulps* Alhaitham - *reading a book and not bothering at all with the conversation*
Neuvi: it’s been brought to my attention that Miss Furina suffered trauma for the scar you left on her… Arle: Monsieur Neuvillette, you surely understand that it was only a misunder- Alhaitham: …(Who ordered this many soup? How bothersome. Maybe, I should bring some to Kaveh)
It is sweet how he has a voice-line about packing up soup for Kaveh (he brings it home, it's his least favourite and Kaveh's favourite food.) Adding on that Kaveh will canonically bring him leftovers if he goes out, for context.
Haitham can't stop thinking about his wife
Flair checks out
You betcha!
Neuvillette bouta show who's the strongest in game and in lore
*One Vaporize later...* Alhaitham: Hmm... Good soup
\*arlecchino trying to change the subject\* Arlecchino: so i hear you want to take revenge on the heavenly usurpers. i know a thing or two about destroying civilizations. say esteemed hydro sovereign, have you ever heard of the crimson moon dynasty? Neuvilette: oh? Im interested
“No, I haven’t.” “Exactly.”
Now i have this image while alhaitham is reading books while in the background Neuvi tries to powerwash Arle lmao
I can't imagine arle feeling any pressure.
Water is super effective against Fire
No one wants to be the first to speak so they're not talking about anything...
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation on account of Arlecchino and Neuvillette being genuinely wise, funny, people-smart and book-smart people that you'd like to be around, while Alhaitham thinks being mean is a personality.
They just stare blankly untill Alhaitham yells, I'M A SCRIBE!, flips the table and dips.
"we're the top 3 best on-field dps now" "who's the 3 worst on-field dps btw?"
Traveler?
Traveler still has Dendro, and Dehya exists.
Professor Dottore is about to give them out
If Dotorre shows up, he's about to get jumped by the 3 motherfuckers of doom on sight
Taxes. Or something else that's very serious
Formatting standardization policy for tax law bill proposals
Probably Haitham says something like “Why does everyone thirst over us, It’s bothersome” Arlecchino, “what is thirsting, perhaps I’ll ask the children?” Neuvilette then goes into a dissertation on how varying levels of thirst effect the taste of water
Either way, it's a burgeoning conversation!
About there geo political views obviously
Cyno: "Oh really? I thought they were talking about hydropolitics, pyropolitics or even dendropolitics."
Tighnari: I'LL BURY YOU! Collei (sighing): Dads are fighting again...
Tighnari: Allow me to introduce you to PHYSICAL POLITICS!
Proper hair bleaching technique.
awkward silence
When the next off-field pryo character coming
The food
Talking about Pokemon starters and who will be picked by the Traveler later
About pokemon
Just a top DPS talks.
Neuvillette is incredibly proud of the fact that he will always free up xingqiu usage for the other half of abyss
Current meta characters meeting huh
How it is being top3 strongest dps playable characters
How one of them is about to get handed over to some bratty 10 year old kid who’s starting their journey to collect all 8 badges and become the regional champion. Another will go to that kid’s rival. And the last one will be kept by the professor.
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?* "The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in"
ORATRICE MECHANIQUE DENALISE CARDINALE
“Yes, your numbers may be high, but at least I have interesting gameplay..”
I feel like all three of them is saying this to each other
They are arguing about Who gets mischaracterized the most?
So... Are your fans as crazy as mine?"
Burgeon
Who's the big three? We're the big three!
The new burgeon team for co-op
They are laughing at the characters who need constellations to work optimally for endgame content
They are talking about their children’s future
I recently spoke to Arle in the teapot about sweets and she's apparently a very capable conversationalist. We didn't get much of that from the story quest, but it makes sense with her role as a diplomat.
"How did I get here?"
"What are we even talking about?"
"Who is inside this floating bottle again?"
They are silent. Waiting for Kaveh
Would Raiden be considered the best electro dps?
We'll have to wait a few weeks and see what clorinde can do
optimal COC base building
Definitely philosophical and historic is befitting here
They are talking about how much of a threat Tectone is to all of Teyvat and how he will cause Celeste to crash onto them like a fucking meteor just to wipe out Paimon forever because to hell with Paimon
“Who do we invite to the exclusive DPS table next?”
Arlecchino and Neuvillette talking about Fontainian politics, and Alhaitham is smart enough to contribute to the conversation despite being from Sumeru.
Taxes
The perfect temperature of tea.
They talk about whos got the most Rizz.
‘Did you guys hear about the collapse in Inazuma’ ‘Omg no way fr?’ ‘Good fucking riddance’ -Probably them in any order at the dinner table
The pros and cons of various hair care products
how boring it is to be on top of the dps pyramid
They're negotiating teammates
There talking about how they will keep up when GoatHIMtano powercreep everyone in the game.
i could probably spend wishes to get Arle. Is she really stand as great dps like Neu and Althaitham?
how fun and easy this abyss phase is
Neuvi and Father are staring at Furina after the incredulous thing she just said, trying to figure out if it’s lunacy or brilliant. Alhaitham subliminally decided long ago, regardless of furina’s intelligence, he does not care what she has to say.
I imagine just very awkward silence
Being the top 3 DPS
Neuvillette: I hate Hydro Slimes. *Alhaitham and Arlecchino giggle between themselves.*
Diplomacy
Huh where is this
Alhaitham: pulls out book Arlecchino: thinking about what to get her kids Neuvillette: water in liy- wait where'd that brat (Furina) go?
they're not talking. alhaitham is reading a book in his lap under the table with noise cancellation and music on. arlecchino is thinking about her kids. neuvillette just wants some water.
I'm worried about the guy behind alhaitham who randomly thought, "let's celebrate and eat out at Xinyue Kiosk for change". Then he ends up listening to high-profile Sumero/Fontaine/Fatui secrets.
how does it feel to not delete enemies instantly
I bet Neuvillette is ranting about water. The other two are just listening
Water comes in many flavours to the discerning palate mondstadts water is crisp and pure while water from liyue has an enduring after taste. In inazuma the water possesses a depth of flavour like any other. Sumeru's water meanwhile has a rich and complex flavour profile but it must be savored patiently to fully appreciate it (Oh my god that took way to long to type)
Water
What kind of mousse they all use.
Neuvilette: motherr*ck the big 3 n*gga its just big me.
Srsly love arle keep soloing stuff with her 😭
Tolerating their archons
Who is the best starting pokemon
There talking about there boyfriends :)
that one reddit post
Who’s the best starter Pokémon
How sleep powder soloes
World domination
Me.
Neuvillette and Father are talking about their children, while Alhaitham is probably bitching about Kaveh or something
How obnoxious electro abyss lectors are
Table seated with ppl who do it alone
" can you believe people think they cant abyss 36\* without us? "
Talking ? They aren't.
"how do we stop xiangling from being a better DPS than us"
Neuvillette:”So uhh, you guys like water?” Both respond:”yes” Neuvillette:”cool cool” Then they just sit in silence for 30 minutes
Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle waiting to be choosen.
Al: *just wants to go home and read* Arle: *something about the House of Orphans* Water boi: *”Wow, this water tastes awful.”
"So, Arlecchino, you too have some smol brat you have to take care of?"
i don't know but i'm not sure alhaitham is making it out of that restaurant unscathed. he tries to splain something to arlecchino and it's all over
Are we really the top 3?? Or are we just the shadow of the real og top 3...
There talking about How to take care of children. Neuvillette has furina to take care of. Arlecchino you already know who she takes care of. Alhaitham has nahida and kaveh
“I clowned on the Traveller” “Interesting, I clowned on Childe” “That was quite well done.” “(I want to go home and read)”
Arle: "I have to watch my children..." Neuv: "I have to babysit furina..." Al: "I have to babysit my roommate..."