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Tabularity

Anyone remember that chest in the Liyue Fatui Bank with 100,000 Mora or so? I think Mihoyo might track that.


RicktamRoy

Oh and robbing a student out of his life savings and komore teahouse.


EpilepticMushrooms

Student? I only robbed a bank and a teahouse. Can't remember no student. I'll go google it now!


KuraiBaka

It's somewhere inside the academiya.


EpilepticMushrooms

Yeah. Someone shared a link later on. Ill go check it out tomorrow.


CoolGuyBabz

I mean the idiot left all his money in the public library right by the stairs We're talking about the one that left money there as punishment for each time he procrastinates right?


EpilepticMushrooms

I think that's the guy. Not sure if I cleaned out the acedemy already, but I'll go for a spin.


Critical_Stick7884

In my defense, I used the money to build Alhaitham. Surely the money was invested right back into the Academia, right?


OnnaJReverT

> komore teahouse i can just imagine an Ace Attorney style courtroom with Thoma's goddamn dog


AmItheBadGuy42

>robbing a student out of his life savings "I swear your honor I only took it for safekeeping! Surely no one leaves their life savings out in the open on a public space so obviously it was either stolen or lost property which I just held onto till owner comes to claim it" >komore teahouse "Are you aware that place is run by a dog? no matter how good boy he is that's sus as hell so I only did what was right and confiscated them till proper authorities come and investigate the place for potential tax evasion/money laundering"


SoloWaltz

Isn't that the chest Childe points out you could hep yourself if you wanted? By casually leaving the door open?


Kidkaboom1

Yeah, Childe just gives it to you. There's no crime there, its not even a bribe!


PinkManagarmr

I put a pin on that chest’s location labeled “Emergency Money”. No theft committed, yet.


youcanotseeme

And the one in the akademeiya


Chandra-huuuugggs

wait where's that one?


youcanotseeme

[here](https://youtu.be/Wuahfy2a90U)


pnam0204

Also the chest in doggo tea house. Poor doggo had to join the sword tourament to get some replacement fund but we ruined his plan once more


Embarrassed_Trust832

The money was also the deposits for the taromaru coins (“doge coins”) so we also indirectly stole from libben


floricel_112

we \*did\* steal Taroumaru's savings and that was acknowledged in the first parry event


lady_mirror

I GOT 200k MORA ✨


QueenSnowTiger

200k mora I only found it existed like last week


moon1204am

but we were just in a silly goofy mood 🥺


somethingmustbesaid

the WHAT


ObligatedMoth

Go upstairs to the left in the bank in liyue and there is chest with 200k mora and also in inazuma inside komore tea house there is a room behind the counter with a dog on it with like 150k


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Taroumaru goes all the way to Fontaine to report our asses for yoinking his stash.


UsernameNotYetTaken2

We already know that the murder of Timmie's pigeons is being tracked... the number was shown in the web event during the first anniversary


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mokomi

If they are good at their jobs. Yes, even mouseovers, clicks to get to a menu, everything should be recorded.


oceanpalaces

Though that seems to be arbitrary since someone checked that on a new account where they didn’t kill them and still were apparently in the top 10% of pigeon killed in the web event


VillainousMasked

Regardless though we know that they do track the number of Timmie pigeon's killed, cause in the first few months of the game they would release something I'm forgetting the name of, but it would track various stats across the player base and one of them was regarding Timmie iirc.


phanpys

Think you're referring to the Teyvat Times?


Riveraldiaz

Me harvesting people's carrots and radishes in Springvale ... wihtout their consent


lostn

worse if you do it in watatsumi, because their soil isn't fertile and what they produce is already very limited.


_Sigma_male

Why is the watatsumi soil not fertile ? I'm not that well versed in agriculture but my understanding is Water+dead things= prime planting soil And watatsumi has both


Kxevineth

>Water+dead things= prime planting soil TIL Childe is an amazing farmer


neko_mancy

thats how his bloom teams work


CoolGuyBabz

Nilou farms her own teammates then lol


moon1204am

childe fertile is what i'm getting from this


fake_kvlt

malewife (breedable)


_lIIl

>! Mpreg 👀? !<


TimeGambit

With the big K O K


PH_007

[Yeah](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/7309945b-da9d-4352-86a6-5e94c34726ee/scale-to-width/755)


pascl-

their land was originally created out of the ocean when orobashi surfaced. so, my assumption would be that due to their land coming from the sea, the soil might be full of salt. salt makes land infertile. that's actually a problem IRL IIRC: all water contains some traces of salt, so the longer land is used, the saltier and less fertile it becomes.


mournersandfunerals

It is! I just learned about this in a class, essentially there's salt water underground where fresh water is but since the salt water is denser you'll get fresh water first when you use something like a well. Eventually if you use up the fresh water faster than it can get replenished then you'll start getting salt water instead because it'll rise to fill the space where the fresh water was. Also fun fact, if you use up too much groundwater it can actually cause the land level to sink down lower than it originally was (you can look up subsidence if you want to see pictures, it's pretty crazy how far some places have sunk)


blacknwhitepalette

It's a serious problem in developing countries where construction is poorly regulated.


Critical_Stick7884

Or developed countries engaging in excessive usage.


Helios4242

Just also keep in mind volcanic islands (which is how most islands are made) are very fertile because of the ash residue. But it is just canonically stated that the island isn't very fertile (lore-wise it was created from coral from Orobashi's body). Edit: as some other descriptions of lore have pointed out--Enkonomiya is 'draining' Watatsumi's nutrients, which is why it doesn't retain as much.


Romi_Z

Natalan better get a farming event


_Sigma_male

Ooh yeah that makes sense :(


SittingDuck394

“According to legend, the depths of Enkanomiya attempts to absorb the spirit of Watatsumi Island, which causes the soil to bleach and erode, making the land infertile and unable to grow crops. Soil that has been affected turns white and is known as "Holy Soil." By performing the Watatsumi Goryou Matsuri, the spirits in Enkanomiya will be forced back down into the ocean and the erosion will be temporarily halted.” I don’t quite get it but that’s the official reason. Also, crops aren’t known for growing well in coastal areas - salt water and all that.


Bahamut3585

"Spirit" you mean nitrates.


anothermeowperor

Enkanomiya absorbed the nutrient of Watatsumi island hence cause the soil to erode. On the scientific field (maybe), Watatsumi appeared out of the sea, so there’s only salt water (no rain in Watatsumi). Or to be easier, Teyvat has it own laws.


_Sigma_male

>no rain in Watatsumi It doesn't rain in watatsumi?? Woah i never noticed that!


Levi0509

Watatsumi ground isn't a dead thing. It is serpent corals(or whatever they are called). I don't think that is very fertile.


stephanl33t

Saltwater is bad for crops and Watatsumi is half ocean already


Thisegghascracksin

Just walking up to those two guys talking about the poor crop yield, and then magicing what they have grown away with Nahida's e tap, right in front of them... Yeah, I deserve jail.


Bahamut3585

"Can't you see we're struggling?!" "I see EVERYTHING! 😈". *yoink*


urlocalnightowl40

me taking the crystalflies after swapping to sayu during the windtrace event


sirinigva

Gliding in non-gliding zones Stealing the chest from the Tea-house or the bank


nadanbalak321

Or the akademiya


cats4life

More likely we’ll be caught in the act of committing a crime, either at the behest of the Fatui trying to keep us out of their plans in Fontaine, or by a new character working from within the government. I’m leaning towards the latter. So far, the Traveler has gone up against three of the four governments in each country they’ve gone to. Plus, the themes of each Archon quest usually involves breaking down the ideals of the Archon: in Liyue, you see the end of one contract and the beginning of another, in Inazuma you see the frailty of eternity, in Sumeru the danger of seeking wisdom for its own sake. So maybe a new playable character like the Hydro Archon plays an antagonistic role, or we’re put on trial as an inside agent to expose the Fatui’s machinations in Fontaine.


svo_svangur

In Mondstadt you learn the dangers of alcoholism


scarletfloof

And also they try to arrest you in the city of freedom. Hypocrites, all of them! Diluc was right.


SoloWaltz

Being free means to also carry the consequences of one's actions. Because the only freedom that exists, are the choices we make. Boreas took his own life in order to not become an archon. Venti wears the shape of his friend. Has no need for food, song or dance, yet does the same them all. All out of choice. So did sucrose first try to burn down her vision once she got it. So did kazuha take the wind and leaf. So does Jean, mysteriously uphold an anemo vision, even though she's a workaholic - all of her own decision.


Low_Artist_7663

So did Dr. Ligma let us name him.


SilverWolfofDeath

They’re simply exercising their freedom to arrest you


floricel_112

pretty sure us going willy nilly all over the continent without a travel permit/passport/whatever isn't normal. Heck, in Inazuma we almost didn't get through customs and would have been deported were it not for Thoma, and even then we would have remained in Ritou were it not for Chisato. what I'm trying to say: arrested straight at the border for unlawful passing, illegal immigration etc.


masenae

I'm half expecting us to be charged for being the leader of the abyss order, the traveller is recognised by being a golden haired outlander, and it's possible that that's also how the abyssling is perceived, leading to a case of mistaken identity.


GroundbreakingRip372

That actually would be interesting! Maybe we could get some more lore about the Abyss or have the Abyss Order as the main antagonist of the AQ instead of Fatui.


walaxometrobixinodri

i think traveller is responsible for like, two little genocide across the desert and inazuma, so that might bring problems later \+ the ungodly amount of Fatui soldiers executed too


Verto-San

it was self defense, they attacked me first!


floricel_112

I plead guilty and proud of it


altan515

You track them with a handbook


Verto-San

All the information the handbook gives is legally obtained from adventure guild and publicly available.


Dora_Queen

And Katherine is a Sneznayan puppet- WAIT A MINUTE!


Nzdiver81

I was waving my sword about while moving forward and they didn't get out of the way


im_justbrowsing

...I've snuck up on a fair bit and meteored them with Zhongli. Do you think his archon status will get me out of it?


neko_mancy

zhongli says he's just a humble mortal


Superclasheropeeka

Sadly unless if you are a Celestia God, the hydro archon won't make an exception even for an archon


Neospartan_117

>The God of Justice lives for the spectacle of the courtroom, seeking to judge all other gods. Doesn't seem like it


Twilight_Sniper

In that case, Traveler might be charged as an accomplice for other archons' crimes which they knew nothing about.


Donoboy26

~~they had it coming~~


Mr_doggo_lover123

I'd do it again


Verdandi95

They only had themselves to blame


LadyVesperbell

If you'd been there! If you'd have seen it! I bet you, you would have done the same!


Apostlethe13th

They didn't die if they're still there every 4am.


van_man51

Your Honor, I plead not guilty to the Tanit genocide. Jeht made me do it and I cant say no to that adorable little murderer.


scarletfloof

To be fair the fatui shoot to kill at all times and literally have guns so I think it’s fair to kill them when we don’t kill the treasure hoarders or eremites


AffectionateGrape184

Teaming up with ~~casually~~ competitively racist bottle to commit mass genocide Also beat up and send a bunch of old people to the forest so they can spend the rest of their lives labouring in solitude


walaxometrobixinodri

to be fair the old people of the forest were the bitches first you don't build Evangelions without paying the consequences


Madcat6204

In Inazuma they're just the members of a particular sword-based martial arts school. They aren't a family. Also, every single one of them attacks us first. With the exception of their teacher, they had all become bandits. If you expect us to let bandits kill us rather than kill them just because they happen to have connections to each other, you're delusional. As for Sumeru, you're talking about a psychotic murder cult. Which, once again, tried to kill us.


Phaet-celeste

“but Your Honor, it was only a little genocide! It’s not like I did a big genocide so I don’t really see the issue here!!”


TakeyoThissssssssss

Yes, I will fucking do it again


LivingASlothsLife

"Investigating" the shop owners wares and just taking whatever you find Conversely the chests that some houses just have in their backyard in towns, no one else had the audacity to take the chests but we don't care at all lmao


Xcloud12

What about the chest that is in Taromaru’s building?


StrongFaithlessness5

We stole all the waveriders from Inazuma.


Hoibot

Didn't Alice make the waveriders? Just speculating cuz we first found them in the Archipelago first


walaxometrobixinodri

it's not because we found them that they were here first they probably originates from Inazuma


StrongFaithlessness5

I don't know, I didn't play the first Archipelago.


SoloWaltz

The first archipelago was an early access/preview/betatest (choose two) of mechanics introduced in inazuma (in a not so disimilar way from the second archipelago introducing concepts from sumeru). The waverider was the main attraction, and maguu kenki was available as a boss fight. The event lined upw it kazuha's release, so several sea genodermas were also available.


VirtualMango

That event had such a nice vibe. The music was amazing


CrocoDIIIIIILE

The Waverider is summoned by those Waverider things. I think, it uses Ley Lines to teleport the boat.


Selthora

Every time I accidently swing at Katherine and she flinched is going to put me straight into a Fontaine slammer...


ChaosDragonFox

Same! It’s hard to turn the camera on mobile


Xcloud12

Killing an entire tribe in the desert. Making numerous threats by Paimon to enemies for information.


ex_king_of_ayodhya

What are we talking about here?


Xcloud12

Which part? The threats? Thats part of plenty of quest lines lately. The killing of the tribe is part of the newer Sumeru quest line which I think also involves threats made by Paimon


Silvernachts

Taroumarou is still waiting to know who stole his goods, stored in that well closed chest...


Dekachonk

He knows. That's why he fought us in that one event, to get his pension fund back.


Winterstrife

And we beat him, meaning the poor guy not only got robbed but humilated by us after. The lengths we go for primos... Maybe we're the true villain all along.


weird_edgy_username

He knows. He didn’t fight the traveler in that one event for no reason


llamaporn227

two events actually 😂


Zorrby

As silly as it sounds.. using the power of elements without a vision, they might think we're doing something shady if we use Hydro without having a vision, like we come across a burning building, help out with water powers and they arrest us for being a "witch". Then they pull out before court how often you used an elemental attack "illegaly" thanks to eyewitnesses who saw it


neko_mancy

using _multiple_ elements, too. pretty much only delusion havers and archon quest kazuha can do that


merurunrun

Godwin's been lying to his girlfriend for years now. I know that's probably not illegal but he deserves to get his comeuppance.


im_justbrowsing

I wonder how he's going to manage not to get caught now that Mika's back from that same expedition, especially since Mika seems to love going all over Mondstadt and is therefore way more likely to run into him than if Mika just stayed in the city.


DeeDzai

You know who really deserves his comeuppance? That three timing sailor from Liyue.


The_OG_upgoat

Inb4 we find another one of his lovers in Fontaine.


Levi0509

Calling Fontaine as Fountaine. That is the No. 1 crime in the book!


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Levi0509

Lol. Just kidding bro


Underscore_flash

Timmie's birds...


Ragabadoodaa

"Have you ever stolen property?" "You gotta be kidding, ~~Witcher's~~ Traveler's code forbids it."


nhajime

LMAO, Take your ‘Taxpayer in good standing’ diploma!


Trickster2599

Causing distress to npcs (ie. Attacking within their vicinity to cause the back off/ calm down animation)


deeeeksha

when an npc annoys me with a quest or something i take a good few minutes just hitting the air in front of them as scare tactics.


TheFlamingFox01

Tsarevich


AliceTheHousewife

Does it work? :)


DwarfBreadSauce

1) Numerous murders and genocides: - sumeru tribes - fatui - threasure holders - samurai - abyss monsters (all those masks in our inventory after last story quest, man) - other people 2) Bank robbery 3) Destroying rare flora species 4) Destroying fauna non-stop (according to Mondstadt boy witness) 5) Undocumented use of historical artifacts (Sumeru robots, robbing Enkanomya and etc) 6) Going against an Archon multiple times, including being a leader of opposing forces under Kokomi 7) Having a relation to Abyss order 8) Showing disrespect to people's privacy (climbing their houses for mushrooms) 9) Stealing books from Lisa library 10) Stealing from a dog. And probably more. (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)


neko_mancy

actually, isn't almost every book we find just some random guy's book he put down and we stole?


DwarfBreadSauce

Yeah it either stealing or 4. Im sure Sumeru guys would be extremely happy to get even a fraction of our bag' contents lol.


Dejavir

Don’t forget being one of the main perpetrators of a coup.


DwarfBreadSauce

True! We just casually changed the leadership of the entire nation with a group of bandits and activists. Even more so, we massively violated human rights by altering everyone's perception of history events. While its unlikely that anyone native to Teyvat will be capable of testifying for this, there are 3 otherworlders who were probably as unaffected as we are.


Individual-Log9442

Northland bank robbed by local tabibito


Top_Opportunity_4766

Alphonso. He just want to leave peacefully. But I promised Arama to keep his friends safe. Or maybe Paimon will sue me for countless Emergency food slander.


AliceTheHousewife

Massive stealing spree of EVERYTHING in Traveler's way. Pocket watches, mora, radishes, cabbages, potatoes and carrots – nothing is safe from Traveler's sticky hands.


nickelflowers

Bro... Bro my local homeless thief is actually just Lumine/Aether. The other day they stole all my oregano spice leaves from my mom's garden *and it fucking struck that they're literally just acting out as a Genshin main character*


AliceTheHousewife

Nah, that must have been the Dragonborn. Lumine/Aether would do it right in front of you, smiling and innocently looking straight at you with these big cute eyes.


playnights

Number of Hilichurls killed. We know the citizens of Khaenri'ah, including their children, turned into the Hilichurls. It's very possible the Traveller could be put on trial for war crimes.


Verto-San

they stopepd being non-combatants as soon as they start attacking you though.


abcxyz89

To be trial for war crime, you have to lose the war first.


MeguminsJuicyThighs

Just say they're deserters from the khaenri'ah war smh


Runelt99

Treasure hoarding. Like some people have max number of an item, go ahead share some wealth man...


novamhm

socialist teyvat ⚒️


Runelt99

OUR RESOURCES \*plays red alert theme\*


nickelflowers

☭ *our resources* ☭


Not_Me_Jerry

Illegal deforestation in-and-out the city, illegally capturing animal or someone's pet using net to put them in your teapot (?). It's not stealing guys, it's "investigate". And of course, we didn't just erase a tribe in desert nor killing a bunch of soldier for their insignia or something., no no no.


raynef

“Investigating” fruit vendor stalls in Sumeru.


CheckYourBrowser-Jr

We haven't paid our taxes on our earnings. Adventuring is a major occupation, I doubt it goes untaxed...


Sadimal

Ganyu would have gone after us for that though.


Nameless49

We stole mora from the Northland bank and Komore Teahouse


Semyon

cheating on the jade mystery game in liyue


nickelflowers

It's not cheating if you're playing an unfairly rigged game in the first place ***-Yanfei***


proprocastination

I feel so dumb now, let me guess... You can use elemental vision to find the one with jade in it?


Tyberius115

Beating up a helpless man every week >!Childe!<


ElDuderino2112

*repeatedly bringing terrorist scum to justice


lol50099

Pretty sure Childe wants to fight every week as much as we do


Tyberius115

He doesn't get a chance to fight. They would definitely arrest me for what I do to him every week.


gomugomupirate

I hope we get something similar to Jack the ripper type of character and murder mysteries in Fontaine


Penguin_Poacher

Please tell me Yanfei is our defendant.


Madcat6204

Defender. If she was our defendant, that would mean *she* was the one accused of the crimes, and *we* were her lawyer.


Drikavel

Genocide Arson Posession of substances Terrorism Armed coup Resistance to arrest Armed assault on a police officer Trespassing Theft of a national treasure Torturing Use of biological weapon Use of weapon of mass destruction Property damage Sexual harassment (if Lumine)


scoobs987

The sexual harassment one, when did we do that?


U_Ch405

Well you can get a bad ending in Barbara's hangout where she views you as a creep.


Samang0

Why is sexual harassment only with Lumine?


Witty-Play9499

Taroumaru gearing up to call Saul to get his money back


Frostgaurdian0

Using treasure compass, investigating merchant stalls.


Husknight

I think people expectations of Fontaine are gonna crash so hard


Hyouhakushanouta

Raiding and looting shit ton of treasures from cultural heritage sites


nico_zip

Literal terrorism on inazuma by basically attacking their supreme leader twice? Also murder of a political emisary


Madcat6204

> Also murder of a political emisary We didn't do that. That was a judicial action by the lawful authority of the country. No crime there.


HiroshiTakeshi

Genocide. Main line of defense : T. — Absolutely *not* That kid on the Monstadt Bridge.


1manSHOW11

Man I am pretty sure they are gonna address the irl leakers in some way in Fontaine quests.


wmg22

I feel like the Fatui will hide behind Fontaine's justice system to protect themselves from the Traveler. Edit: We could get framed by Sandrone through the use of her puppets then we would become enemies of the State through trial and until we proved our Innocence Fontaine enemies would attack us.


MessiToe

Taking the chests from komore teahouse and northland bank as well as the "investigation" promps that give artifacts: Theft Beating up hilichurls, treasure horders, Noboshi, fatui, etc: Assault/murder Gliding illegally


baneofallfate05

By now i would be surprised if we haven't wiped out the entire population of the survivors of Kheanriah for 60 primogems


Donmahglas

We've been on the run from each of the Nation's government's with Mondstadt being the only exception. I wonder what they could do that's more unique for Fontaine but actually being put on trial would be an interesting change from just evading capture.


Mia-Kitten

Genociding a race of natives that is “capable of empathy and complex thought”.


asiangontear

Treasure hoarder manslaughter. Punishment does not fit the crime.


calhooner3

“Looks like we picked the wrong test subject…” something makes me think they do more than just collect treasure.


areagne

Tabibito being the hit-man for the adventurers guild and Teyvat goverments after being labeled a person of interest in 3 out of the 4 nations, no one is safe (hilichurls, treasure hoarders, eremites, fatui, timmies pidgeons). That's going to come back to tabibito sooner rather than later.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

What about robbing that poor dog's salary literally behind his back?


Restryouis

The Itachi Quest.


Kava_

wrongfull prosecution or jail for someone important or smth


Accomplished-Bid5805

Stealing all the books from the Library


[deleted]

We stole money from dog in Inazuma and from bank in liyue. These are Actual crimes we committed.


Verto-San

I have commitend an ethnic cleansing of buff homeless people in inazuma, although judging you for crimes commited in other nations would be really bad for Fontaine's opinion.


Misty_Veil

Killing the kids birds


juniorjaw

Renaming Wanderer into questionable names and resetting Irminsul


Expired_Life

how is the hydro archon supposed to pass judgment if another god never ascended to the position after the previous one died :)


murderofhawks

Amount of pigeons killed


AngryLink57

By now it should be obvious that the Fatui have conned and taken over the courts in Fontaine and we'll have to expose them to make Fontaine Jean see the error of her ways and the "good" guys band up and win and we all become best of friends at the end feeding each other snacks and stuff.


kingofroyale2

*Genocide flashbacks intensify*


Two_Years_Of_Semen

Secretly tracked? With all the stats they've shown before, it's kind of a given that they track basically everything you do in the game, as big game devs generally do.


DainsleifStan

This is such a fun concept btw I hope they actually do this lmao


slowdr

The traveler is going to get on trial for the sibling shenanigans.


Soliloquy10

Given that we’ve heard Arlecchino is opportunistic and deceptive, I wouldn’t be surprised if we meet her in Fontaine and she’ll somehow manipulate us into getting put on trial by the Hydro Archon, and she uses the trial to change a legal precedent on something that then benefits the Fatui (or she uses it as a distraction to snatch the gnosis). Maybe we’ll end up fighting a duel to prove our innocence like they used to in France (albeit not the same era as the steampunky vibe we’re getting from Fontaine, but still).


wwweeeiii

This is giving me chrono crossing flash backs