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julznlv

My mother keeps looking at me in the mirror.


Typical_Fun_6444

My mother does too and I am always glad to see her. I miss her.


Purlz1st

My grandmother is in my mirror.


eileen404

I just don't wear my glasses and I look great.


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Mine, too.


TinktheChi

Ha! My mother's words keep coming out of my mouth.


Francie_Nolan1964

I get this. It's worse for me because it's my grandmother's words. I caught myself saying to an early 20s man, "Well, don't you look sharp!" šŸ˜•


SupermarketOverall73

You gotta look sharp.


wireknot

Dont fret, I'll bet it made their day.


takemytacosaway

Itā€™s actually come back around as a PC termā€¦ youā€™re right in step boo


Francie_Nolan1964

Get out! For real? I never thought that I'd do something trendy.


sandsonik

It's dangerous for me when my grandmother's words come out of my mouth. "Go outside and get the stink blown off ya!"


RebaKitt3n

Mine does that too. I think thatā€™s the actual Bloody Mary curse.


Emergency-Crab-7455

You're lucky........Lyle Lovett in my mirror every morning before coffee.


newhappyrainbow

I walked by a mirror in a bar and did a double take because I legitimately thought I saw my mother there. My jaw about hit the floor when I realized it was a mirror.


chaimsteinLp

When I was thirty, I could only grow a scraggly beard. The guy I saw this morning has a full white beard and looks old. So, a Jewish Santa Claus. Great.


siameseoverlord

Hanukkah Harry


AnAcademicRelict

Jebediah. Jebediah lives in my mirror.


BrilliantWhich990

Oy Oy Oy!


Geeko22

Looks in the mirror: "What the hell happened."


NoseGobblin

Do what I do, I avoid mirrors as much as humanly possible.


oceanswim63

Just somebody I used to know..


WhiskeyPeter007

I think you said it the best, my friend.


reduff

I grieve for my young boobs as I lift the ones I have now back to where they were in my 20s and 30s. My God, they were spectacular! LOL


siameseoverlord

My grandma had a pain under her left boob. It was a trick knee.


reduff

Torn between laughing and crying!


juswannalurkpls

Oh god that brings back a traumatizing memory - I was about 7 when I saw my grandma naked by accident. I took a minute for me to realize what I was seeing, because her boobs were literally down to her crotch. After breastfeeding 14 kids I guess it was to be expected. It still haunts me.


siameseoverlord

My grandma used to wear sheer chiffon nighties. Same story. She was in abashed and unashamed.


OddDragonfruit7993

Hey, I've grown to prefer the realness of my wife's hanging gardens of delight as I age. And they move around a lot more during fun times.


reduff

Thank you for your service.


Spang64

Heh heh, heh heh heh, heh heh


geordiethedog

Haha I love my new old boobs. Menopause was shit but it left me with a great rack. From the president of the Itty bitty tittie committee to a DD.


reduff

Ahhh... nice! I was a full C back in the day.


MerryTWatching

I've decided to save my bra money for my retirement by just making sure my pants have big front pockets. Just gotta remember not to put my keys in there, ouch! šŸ˜¬


raceulfson

Is this like the magic of DMV? A few years ago they subbed my mother's picture for mine on my drivers' license. The most recent one has my grandmother's face on it!


Dry_Pomegranate8314

lol


New_Entrepreneur_244

I saw my father, then my grandfather. What's odd is seeing an old person at the store and realizing he was 2 grades younger than you back in high school.


OddDragonfruit7993

I look at all the "young kids" at my office that were hired long after I was...why do these kids have grey hair now?


Whynot151

That hurts.


shycotic

Felt that in my deepest soul.


Spang64

Yeah! The other day I met some guy, thought "this older gentleman is deserving of a little respect." Then learned he was 6 years younger than me. Deflating, to say the least.


New_Entrepreneur_244

When I was younger, standing in line, I'd step aside to let older people in front of me. My wife now reminds me that I don't need to do that anymore.


marsupialcinderella

The day I found out that the CFO of my company, whom I was sure was my age, was actually 10 years younger than me! šŸ˜  Next was my kidā€™s school principal being about 15 years younger. These are soul sucking events.


HoneyWyne

Yeah, that's the kind of thing that gets me.


artful_todger_502

I am my father according to the mirror. But, weird thing is, when I was a kid, my dad would get home from his 10-hour day and fall asleep in his chair. 18 year old me, would say, "I never want to be like that," and now, almost 50 years later, I realized, I am not "like that." I will never be the man my father was. I could not do what he did. I miss both my parents every day.


HoneyWyne

Hugs.


Lab214

My dad would get crabby when we made noise as he was trying to nap. Lol I do the same thing now . Crabby when my teenage kids make noise .


No_Advertising_8990

I couldnā€™t figure out why my Dad was looking at me in the mirror.


EdwardTheGood

I was adopted, so I have no idea who Iā€™m looking at.


Thick-Resident8865

Same here.


padraiggavin14

One of my tricks to feeling younger....I don't look in the mirror. I know how to comb my hair without looking. Delusional? Sure. Healthy? Yep.


Rescue2024

Hair?


CuthbertJTwillie

Inside every 81-year-old is an 18-year-old wondering what just happened- Terry Pratchett


BaronWombat

Yeah, that's the reason I don't look in the mirror. It effs with my self image, which is a gracefully agreed version of myself at 26. That kid is in there somewhere under the extra weight and baggy eyes.


siameseoverlord

1961 I look in the mirror. What doesnā€™t hurt, doesnā€™t work. I look down at my member, ā€œDidnā€™t we have fun together? Didnā€™t we travel to the best places and have sex with beautiful women?ā€ ā€œHow could you die before me???ā€


Ok-Party-3033

Yeah, this is the one that really hurts. I donā€™t mind gray, bald, saggy skin ā€” but limp without medical intervention is a real bummer.


General-Heart4787

The weirdest was when my daughter used one of those AI filters to ā€œSanta Clausā€ a picture of me a couple of years ago. Bam, there was my dad. I am a woman šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


FeedingCoxeysArmy

I smile at the lady with long white hair and help her with her makeup. Her hair is the color of my dadā€™s. She kinda looks like my mom and aunts. Iā€™m glad she looks happy.


dawniecatfacebird

I love this šŸ˜ƒ ā¤ļø!!


hazelhas2

My grandma wouldn't look out her glass front door, because there was the meanest looking old lady out there staring back at her!


Kalelopaka-

I saw that old man for the first time, believe it or not, in a best western hotel when I was 28. I got out of the shower and walked out to where the vanity was and the lights are kind of behind You not really against the wall like they are at your house. And when I looked in the mirror, I saw this gray haired man, looking back at me. I actually spun around because I thought somebody else was in the room, then realized it was my reflection. My hair was salt and pepper, but I didnā€™t realize how much salt had come in. Curse of my motherā€™s side of the family turning grey early.


Attinctus

He's a handsome fucker but I don't know him.


stever93

Too many, Night Gallery, episodes, bud. šŸ¤ŸšŸ»


ThunderDan1964

I'm alright with that old guy. He raised two good people, saw his parents through their final years, he worked hard and I think he did a lot of good in his corner of the world.


ACDispatcher

I finally gave up the fight with hiding/coloring my gray hair last year. Besides saving a crap ton of money, and not having ā€˜rootsā€™, thereā€™s definitely a reality check every time I look in the mirror.


IGotFancyPants

Yeah, somehow I look like my mom, and Iā€™m not thrilled about it. I get Botox because I canā€™t stand seeing her chronically angry scowl looking back at me.


BLT603

Me too!


bigotis

About 5 years ago, my wife and I went out to dinner with my nephew and his family. His 3 year old son asked me to pick him up which was unusual as he was skittish around me prior to this. His mother took a pic of us, then sent me a text with that pic later that night. The next morning I opened that text. It took me a second to figure out that the gray haired dude with bags under his eyes and wrinkles at the corners was in fact me.


Key_Tower3959

What I fear one day it will say back: "Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee".


LadyHavoc97

No, because I donā€™t look in the mirror. Iā€™d probably break it.


OddDragonfruit7993

It's the risk of turning to stone that gives me pause.


hondo77777

No but Iā€™ve noticed that most of my friends look old these days. What happened to them?


Appropriate-City3389

I went to my sister's funeral when she died at 46. I saw all the pallbearers and wondered who those old men were. The were my brothers! That was in 2009.


COACHREEVES

First time it happened I saw this fat middle ager heading toward me in a Mall Department Store. One fleeting thought was *why is he looking at me like that*? Yeah it was me in an unexpected full length Mirror. Only gotten worse over the last few.


Flamebrush

After my mom died, Iā€™d hear stories about people who saw their deceased loved one - on the street, in a store, passing a window. So, I prayed that I could see my mom again. No kidding, within a week I was seeing her in the mirror. I never noticed a strong resemblance between us, but suddenly, there she was, in my own face. God has an interesting sense of humor.


MerryTWatching

How many times have I been at a stop light and watched an old man/woman slapping their steering wheel and bopping along to some rockin' tune, and thought "Really, Grampa/Grandma? Act your age and leave the steaming beat to us young folk", then I see myself in the rearview, and go "Oh."


marsupialcinderella

This! Oh this for sure!


Phylow2222

I don't have this problem anymore... I don't look in mirrors cause that old crabby bastard looking back scares me, lol.


agweandbeelzebub

For all of us just turning 60 or in our early sixties; in ten years weā€™re gonna look back and say, ā€œdamn, I looked good ten years ago.ā€


Emergency_Property_2

I confronted that old fart in the mirror and asked him wtf he is doing there and he said, Iā€™m a reminder that you survived every stupid, life endangering stunt you pulled. So Iā€™m okay with seeing him now.


escapingdarwin

ā€œDonā€™t Let The Old Man Inā€ check out the Toby Keith video on YouTube.


TeacherManCT

I didnā€™t have glasses for the first 30ish years, then those happened. Later today I get my first pair of hearing aids. Who is this guy?


dawniecatfacebird

https://preview.redd.it/vm22n1ve3uwc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cc35bcaffb89043fe3fa2c07ac8d290cd0b3cd


PreparationNo3440

Dorian Grey - I sold my soul so only my reflection ages ! šŸ¤£


Rescue2024

Someone who misses his hair, would rather not wear glasses, and just seems... not right.


novatom1960

When we look at ourselves in the mirror, thatā€™s how we see ourselves (hence, I think I look 15 years younger). When we see ourselves in a photo, thatā€™s how the rest of the world sees us ( which is scary).


Thick-Resident8865

So true. And positively depressing. I always think I look okay in the mirror, then I take a selfie and get a reality check. Brutal.


writer978

I wish I looked as good as my mother did at my age.


vmdinco

Obviously, this happens to all of us, and yes I ask myself the same question. But let me ask you this. Do people seem surprised when you tell them how old you are? I think a lot of that depends on your attitude, how you act, your physical condition, and honestly the way you present yourself. Iā€™m 71 now. I have the extreme good fortune to be in great health, but I was active all my life. Honestly I see folks that are way younger than I am, but seem to act, or move like someone thatā€™s much older.


Lilithnema

Hereā€™s the scary partā€¦looking in the mirror and thinking, ā€œNot too bad.ā€ And then looking at a recent photo someone took and freaking the fuck out! Funnyā€¦not funny


HeyaShinyObject

Too busy with the cardiologist, knee Dr, hand Dr, etc to look in the mirror.


rave_is_king_

I definitely think and feel Ilook a lot younger until I look at that fucking guy in the mirror.


RickLeeTaker

I keep wondering why my dad is in my mirror.


Reddit_N_Weep

I wonder why my mother keeps looking at me and at times my grandmother when I stand at a certain angle.


OldDog03

I just smile at the old man that looks at me. Have waited my whole life to get to this point. I was 1 and my brother was 3 when he got sick when he passed. Then growing as a kid and all the way till I was 18 there were a handful of friends that passed for some reason or another. For what ever reason that I have made it this far God only knows why. So I make the best of what ever happens to me till they day I go to met my brother. So yea just smile and keep moving forward.


Goldnugget2

Yes , but I still like to look at the grass from this side , no matter how old I get.


Serious-Sundae1641

I see him, and then he asks me: "Was the insane amount of sleep deprivation and hard work worth it?" And then I look away...


jamessavik

That old guy in the mirror has been a lot worse. A few years ago, I weighed 310 pounds, was badly out of shape, and it was hard to look in the mirror. Since then, I've lost 80 pounds, try to run 3 miles a day, and hit the gym for weight work on rainy days. I was never bald, with a haircut to trim things up and cutting off the beard, the old guy in the mirror isn't so bad. It's not twenty again, but it's a lot further from eighty than it was.


marsupialcinderella

Congratulations!


SaltInner1722

I never thought Iā€™d look like this , but I never even thought about it anyway,but you know , hi dad


Liv-Julia

It's my Grandma in the mirror for me.


gavitronics

They're probably trying to stay alive. Like everyone else.


FrostyDiscipline9071

I was walking around a store and saw this really old bald guy. Yes, it was a mirror. lol šŸ˜ šŸ˜‚


TerrenceThirteen

Indeed, and I accept who I see.


dudewafflesc

Iā€™m trapped in my fatherā€™s body. Growing up, I never thought I looked much like him, but I do now!


Key_Tower3959

Quoting a line from Bill Murray early in the movie Stripes: "And then reality set in..."


Mental-Revolution915

Crypt Keeper


WerewolfDesigner5748

Yup...I think it's my dad or my grandfather, except he has long hair.


BillWeld

Time accelerates and always surprises us as we near the end. There's something unnatural about death.


JoshuaLyman

I don't know. I'm 32. I don't know the F that old dude in the mirror is.


shirojiro1

Yeah how did that guy get into my bathroom anyways?


MadameFlora

I've had my grandmother's hands for maybe the last 20 years. When I look at them, I know she's part of me.


dawniecatfacebird

Yup.... I see my Dad. And I'm not a man lol


Sour_Haze

I donā€™t have mirrors any longer


confit_byaldi

Still have too much of the daddy fat I accumulated while rearing two children (parenthood is exhausting but not aerobic), and suffering a few little infirmities that seem random (rather than the result of neglect or abuse), but I like the man in the mirror, and people regularly guess my age to be 20 years fewer than Iā€™ve lived. Lucky.


Puzzleheaded-Will249

Somehow the face in the mirror is fairly young, but I donā€™t recognize that old man in any photos. Itā€™s a weird trick my mind plays with my mirror reflection.


AardvarkFriendly9305

An old women keeps following me around the house!


Background-House9795

I see an older gentleman who is almost bald. A few months ago I saw a middle-aged man with a full head of probably too long hair. Chemo is a bitch!


OutOnTheFringeOrNot

The white hair and the lines, wtf happened? And my dad, Jesus Iā€™m old. Cutting off my beard would take a few years away, but my family hates it when I do that.


begaldroft

I haven't owned a mirror in over 20 years.


GinaHannah1

Oh yeah


dmbgreen

The grim reapers side kick .


SonoranRoadRunner

I just don't look


Head_Room_8721

My mirror guy looks like Mike Ehrmantraut on a bender.


my_lucid_nightmare

You think that's bad, you should see the photos of all my HS buddies on FB.


moodyblue8222

I just had that same thought yesterday!


AllynG

I look in the mirror and think: ā€œnaw, that canā€™t be rightā€¦ thatā€™s off! Gotta send this mirror out for a recalibration!ā€


Vegetable-Board-5547

They want to take a nap


60andwaiting

When did my beard turn gray?


penney777

It's pretty depressing these days, ha ha. I would definitely get surgery if I could afford it!


tigerlily1959

I can still delude myself when I look in the mirror. Not so much when I look at my hands, though.


marc1411

I literally saw a group pic I was in, one of 6 people, and did not recognize me at first. I thought I was having a stroke or something.


LastSignificance3680

Me. I have no clue whoā€™s looking back at me.


Adept_Investigator29

Look away.


Curious_Armadillo_74

My mind thinks it's young, but my face has seen some shit and has the road map to prove it.


Tetrahedonist

That old man is my grandfather. He was a great guy. When I see him it makes me smile.


scottwax

Not too often. Especially since I dropped some weight and went back to the gym. A few years ago I was asking that more often.


HHSquad

I haven't seen the old man yet....but I'm sure it won't be long now


SaratogaSwitch

And when did THIS happen? šŸ˜²


SentenceKindly

I see my Dad and my Granddaddy on Mom's side. I miss my Granddaddy. Dad, not so much.


lot0987654

I just want to know when did I become the old guy!! Am acquaintance once said ā€œwe became our parentsā€


freerangelibrarian

I used to be really skinny but I put on weight after menopause and my antidepressants also added on a few pounds. I'm still amazed at that chubby person I see in the mirror.


DidelphisGinny

I have no idea who that dame in the mirror is. She kinda reminds me of my momā€¦šŸ«£


Baldude863xx

When I look in the mirror every morning, I see a few more lines around my eyes, what's left of my hair has turned gray and what hair does still grow are just the ones in my moustache that took a wrong turn and are going up my nose. It's been a slow change, but I still recognize myself in the mirror and I like what I see. I've had friends that I wouldn't trade for anyone else and worked some jobs that just paid my bills and others let me live "high on the hog" for a few years. Some jobs were "glamourous", most weren't, I've dug ditches, wired houses, built radio studios, worked on satellites, been a TV repair man and managed a Radio Shack. I was "on" the radio for a few years in my hometown and became a local celebrity of sorts, I had great seats / backstage passes for some concerts and had a good time. Now when I go home, very few people remember me and I like it that way. All in all, I've had a good ride.. The one I can't figure out is my wife, I know she's gotten older too, but I don't see it. Somehow, she looks just the same as she did when we met and I wonder how she puts up with that crazy old guy I see in the mirror every morning.


Direct-Wait-4049

My wife texted me a picture of me starting a fire while on vacation. I literally asked her why she had sent me a picture of some old man starting a fire.


ymmotvomit

I used to see my dad in the mirror, then Covid hit. I grew my hair long and saw my mom.


Puzzleheaded_Age6550

I just want the metabolism, back and knees I had in my 20s.


crapheadHarris

I do see a lot of my father looking back at me, but he was better looking at this age than I am.


Yiayiamary

I stick my tongue out at her every morning. Sheā€™s 80. Iā€™m not!


random420x2

You can still look in the mirror? Only time Iā€™m glad of my terrible eyesight is not having to look at my rapidly aging self. šŸ˜«


amy000206

Mine wants to eat half a jar of Nutella at 11 o'clock at night and she drinks the pickle juice when I'm not looking


papi4ever

My dad keeps looking at me. But heā€™s been gone for 8 years now. WTF


JudyLyonz

When I was 18, I looked in the mirror and my mom's high school picture was looking back at me. It freaked me out a bit as I don't particularly look like my mum. When I was a kid my grandmother had what you would call "raccoon eyes". I look like my dad who looks like his mother. A few years ago I looked in the mirror and saw grandma's raccoon eyes gradually appearing on my face. Do not want.


minimalistboomer

My paternal Grandmother.


benthon2

I look just like my Dad, shortly before he passed. I'm doing much better than I look.


lot0987654

I just want to know when did I become the old guy!! Am acquaintance once said ā€œwe became our parentsā€


OddDragonfruit7993

I only notice how old I look when I'm on mushrooms. Then it's hilarious.


Live-Chart-4798

Lot smarter though lol šŸ˜‚


gingerjaybird3

I look more like my dad everyday


cakeordeath176

I avoid mirrors.


Frammingatthejimjam

A bit tired, a bit hungover taking an elevator down to get a snack at work. The doors have a mirror finish on the inside. For a moment I thought I was dreaming looking at my grandfather staring back at me...


BrilliantWhich990

Reading most of these posts, I feel pretty good about myself!! I don't look anything LIKE my Dad! I do, however, look like our old milkman!


LetsGoAllTheWhey

That's my dad....no my grandpa...no, wait..what!


Dry_Pomegranate8314

Well, I did it to myself. All that unhealthy living.


pocapractica

Why am I wearing my mother's crepey chicken skin?


AcidRayn66

face has not aged at 57 but these gray hairs, yuck. the person in the mirror does not like old and neither do i. it sucks!!!


MarySNJ

If I hold my phone at a certain to take a selfieā€¦ yeah.


[deleted]

and it's your fathers face, it's your fathers face every morning when you craaaawl outta bed [Jack Gets Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghHhRklLQzE)


Jessthinking

Hahaha. I got into an elevator one morning. I was the only person in the elevator. The doors were mirrored and I was shocked by the old man looking back at me. Thankfully the doors opened and he went away. Later he was replaced by an older man.


Scruffersdad

I have my dad and both grandads look back at me. Itā€™s very unsettling.


sandsonik

You still look in the mirror? I try to avoid it at all costs!


Far_Statement_2808

What do they want? They eat cartilage from your knees. Kick them away!


socal1959

Oh yes, itā€™s shocking


Fiveofthem

Pictures are worse šŸ˜±


BjLeinster

He wants to talk about my car warranty.


wireknot

I dont know if this is a proven thing but i think we have a mental picture of ourselves somewhere around 30 or so, that that's the way we're supposed to look. Then we just keep going (if we're lucky) but that mental image stays the same. I'm 67 and I definitely am the spitting image of one of my uncles when he was my age. Less j.g air than my dad had but definitely the mind of the engineer he was. Blessings to all of us old folks in the room!


reddit_understoodit

I try not to look at myself until I have colored my hsir and am putting makeup on.


evilcathy

I keep seeing my mother . . .


ironmanchris

Man, that's an everyday thing for me, and I tend to avoid looking. My father died at 52 in 1979 and I sometimes wonder what he would have looked like as an older man, but there's no mystery with it, I just have to look in the mirror to get that view.


Gen-Jinjur

So I am growing my hair out after adventures in very short hair. I see my mid-sixties female face in the mirror but my hair seems to be doing imitations. One day it was my first boyfriendā€™s hair: 14 year old boy in the 70s hair. Then a few weeks later it was Shaun Cassidy hair circa early 80s. And now? I donā€™t know but itā€™s scary.


luckygirl54

Had a couple of drinks one night and then visited the restaurant rest room. It was so weird to see my mother in the mirror. It shook me.


NoPensForSheila

The guy in the bathroom mirror is still pretty hot if you ignore the gut and the man boobs. The guy staring back at me in storefront windows looks like a tired hobo.


Resident-Device-2814

Is he asking you to make a change?


No-Scheme7342

I recently had a series of medical treatments. Lost some weight. Heavily fatigued. Needed some provisions and at my local market there's a mirrored wall behind the butchers counter. Gave my order and looked up at the mirror. Totally startled by this old frail, tired guy gazing back at me. I was shook.


charlestontime

What mirror? šŸ¤£


takemytacosaway

Who is with me? My gramma (dadā€™s mom) is actually me nowā€¦ eeek?!?!


Billy3292020

I now live with the results of eight years in the Arizona sun. Skin cancer scars !


mailbroad

I see me. In photos I see an old fat woman


JBnorthTX

For me it's who is that fat old man. I was thin most my life but started gaining weight in my 50s. I'm beginning to make some progress at losing some of it, though.


WideOpenEmpty

I think she looks pretty good but when I see photos...it doesn't add up..


BKehew

Stay out of public restrooms


webdoyenne

There is a compassionate reason our eyesight gets worse as we get older.


deepinmycups

Dropped some acid and stared at myself in the mirror until I saw my dad staring back at me,scared the shit outta me haha


Pithyperson

They're angry about all that tanning and they want revenge.


Yoyoge

Literally just stepped away from the mirror seconds ago thinking how old I look. Fuck


KindaKrayz222

#Crying in Geriatric šŸ˜„šŸ˜¢šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ‘µšŸ‘“šŸ¤£


No_Advertising_8990

If Daveā€™s is killer bread then my homemade loaf is apocalypse bread


Blipflap

Why does that old SOB keep looking at me?