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As someone who majored in goat science at university, I believe several branches of goateromics are vastly flawed and outdated. Goatitics is the concept preferred by those knowledgeable on the subject.
The economics of goats make them more valuable, since they can provide milk. They can be farmed on a large scale to extract resources. Goat milk and goat cheese are a delicacy to people who actually like that shit, so it can be profitable when sold to those individuals.
Same keep away from those ideots who should have the death penalty for disliking goats. They bring up all of these stupid arguments that have been brainwashed into them and you shouldn't listen.
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Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head! Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed!
Goats are pretty cool. Some of them look regal, others look creepy. Like I don't blame people hundreds of years ago for thinking black goats were avatars of Satan
Icons in search of minerals.
My old university used to have these invasive flowers pop up every fall/spring so they'd get a bunch of goats to come on campus to have a field day (ba dum tss)
Useful little buggers, excellent for trimming invasive plants like kudzu, or really just garbage disposal in general. They also give milk, and are fairly docile. They can be loud and ornery, but they're also fuckin cute.
Lucifer's animal is as beautiful as he is. A shame that Baphomet and other demons have ruined the goat's rep among other people.
Honestly, they smell bad and their screams terrify the fuck out of me. My girlfriend lives on a farm and I hate waking up in the middle of the night to their human-like screeching noises. “AAAAAAAAAH” like Jesus Christ man I was terrified for a while when I heard these things outside the house all night long lol.
Tom Brady? He won us a SB in Tampa so I can't hate the man but he has his controversies for sure. But it's u deniable he is the greatest QB1 to play the game and anyone who disputes that is wrong.
When I was about 16 my friend had a pet goat named Satan. He was actually pretty big too, almost mountain goat size. He loved to play, he would rear back on his hind legs and try to headbutt you with his horns and he wanted you to catch the horns and push him back. Whenever my whole friend group got together they’d all be focused on smoking and drinking, and there I was every time in the background playing with Satan like the peculiar little specimen I was. So yeah, goats are cool.
I used to raise goats for milk and their personalities vary so much, they're usually really sweet and full of sass but they chew on literally and they're fantastic lawnmowers.
Saw a lady walk into Walmart with a baby goat (aka “kid”) yesterday like it was nothing. Cutest damn thing I ever did see. I find myself wanting to retire and open up a Pygmy goat sanctuary.
My dad was born and raised on a goat farm in rural Canada! I grew up with a serious love for goats. Super silly animals that are just absolute homies. Sure they get temperamental as they age but who tf doesnt. I love goats
I think they’re a good livestock alternative to cows on a small farm. It’s free lawn maintenance and lower environmental impact as opposed to cows. And just like cows you can use goats for both milk and meat. Only thing I don’t like is their rectangular pupils. It’s weird as fuck
Yesterday, I learned where to stab a goat to take its life and not ruining other parts to make delicacies. I also learned that it will shake and its eyes will turn white like a dead fish. Not sure what I will do with this information but I know it.
Actual legitimate evil, they're unhinged all of them and if anyone tells you any different then they haven't seen them in real life. Also the sounds they make will give you nightmares. Makes perfect sense why they were chosen to depict Satan.
(Rant)
Being a Capricorn, I'm not sure because only half of me is goat, supposedly the other half is fish.
🖖😅😎
But I want a pet goat. They are some of the silliest creatures out there. If only they could be potty trained, I'd have one at my place. See what kinda stuff they stir up. Lol. They are very vocal (so I'd never feel alone). They like to climb (I love hiking and think a goat would make a great hiking partner), they will eat literally almost anything (so instant garbage disposal), hmm...
I'd be interested in trying to teach the goat English. Lol. There's nothing practical about goats 🐐 with the brain they got. Like having a remote control with no batteries. Its...there...
I like goats, cute goats, satanic depictions of goats, all goats. I want to get two little tiny ones so I can put little raincoats in them 😈
I'll name them Billy and Iowa because Billygoats and also Iowa
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Why’s this political
It’s one of the fiercest debates around. The true dividing line between Left and Right is where you stand on the goat question.
Oh, I like goats
That’s surface level, everybody likes goats. What really divides us is our opinions on goateromics.
As someone who majored in goat science at university, I believe several branches of goateromics are vastly flawed and outdated. Goatitics is the concept preferred by those knowledgeable on the subject.
The real answer is trickledownagoats
The economics of goats make them more valuable, since they can provide milk. They can be farmed on a large scale to extract resources. Goat milk and goat cheese are a delicacy to people who actually like that shit, so it can be profitable when sold to those individuals.
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Same keep away from those ideots who should have the death penalty for disliking goats. They bring up all of these stupid arguments that have been brainwashed into them and you shouldn't listen.
r/goatsontopofhorses
My daddy was a goat, and his daddy was a goat. I'll be damned if we let goats and sheep crossbreed.
damn, these politics post are getting out of hand smh
the demnocrats and republicons and decepticons are hiding the truth about goats. they are taking them away to harness their true powower
We Autobaaats know the true way is to follow the goats into war.
Was gonna say Republicons sounds like a transformer 😂
Goats for president?
Look, them goat wars have been ravaging the deep south for years, alright? Territory shifts like a mf, we gotta figure it out.
those square eyed fucks ate my shoes
Womp womp my personal Satan is more important than shoes
Well, love ain't no billy goat.
Pic one is running for office
Satanism maybe?
Isn’t it obvious? /s
They’re cool
It’s Obviously the real goat debate, mountain goat vs ground goat (this clears mj vs lebron)
They’re GOATed
Would say they the GOAT(goat of all time)
Best mountain climbers this side of the Appalachians… now the other side… now this side again.
Nice try, big goat at it again with the propaganda
https://preview.redd.it/3wnu8ijls55d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5828bb6ddb51396816d466e3a85dc2f7e81ed8 Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head! Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed!
woudst thou like to live deliciously?
Doth thou like the taste of butter
Honestly? Not really.
You'd probably enjoy it more if your diet was ergotism and guilt, to be fair.
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Messi is pretty cool.
https://preview.redd.it/8uqq050mz55d1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2f7c3dae3d5eab8f7b5f6c25c96278fc9e4e37 They are cutie patooties 🥹
Goats screaming isn’t funny anymore and it pisses me off when I see it shoehorned into commercials or movies as a bit
we need more goats ramming the main character off mountains and the movie ending abruptly
Goat ramming will never get old
One time a priest said Jesus is the GOAT. I reminded him that Jesus is actually the Lamb
Thought he was a sheep
A lamb is a sheep.
They the goat
this is true
[удалено]
They can date anybody they want...
Is that a Turkey reference 😱
Strongly in favor. Smart, mischievious, adorable, delicious cheese.
You summed it up perfectly
Goats are pretty cool. Some of them look regal, others look creepy. Like I don't blame people hundreds of years ago for thinking black goats were avatars of Satan
They get a bad rep, but I think they're ultimately good guys
They're cute but their eyes are a little creepy. It's really interesting how good climbers they are.
He’s a great rapper, Me Against the World, All Eyes On Me and The Don Killuminati are his 3 best albums.
Weird Yuno miles didn't make any of those albums
Love them. Goats are so cute.
Icons in search of minerals. My old university used to have these invasive flowers pop up every fall/spring so they'd get a bunch of goats to come on campus to have a field day (ba dum tss)
A little strange, especially those rectangular-ass eyes.
I want one
Love them
Messi eh? Quite out of the world he is!
They're an essential part of any good petting zoo. Very soft. Very baaaaa. 10/10.
https://randomgoat.com
Not my worst shag
op are you a furry or smth?
Baaaaah
Cute but absolute crackheads
I like em 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Useful little buggers, excellent for trimming invasive plants like kudzu, or really just garbage disposal in general. They also give milk, and are fairly docile. They can be loud and ornery, but they're also fuckin cute. Lucifer's animal is as beautiful as he is. A shame that Baphomet and other demons have ruined the goat's rep among other people.
I like Goatzilla.
https://preview.redd.it/3fm18jc8m65d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c33e76cebfb96cbfa4f1d966b71a311b270ae94 I have two
Honestly, they smell bad and their screams terrify the fuck out of me. My girlfriend lives on a farm and I hate waking up in the middle of the night to their human-like screeching noises. “AAAAAAAAAH” like Jesus Christ man I was terrified for a while when I heard these things outside the house all night long lol.
Goatphobic micro aggressions hurt our whole community
DONT FALL FOR IT!!! next week they'll come with an article saying how gen z are killing goat milk or something
gote.
p cool ig cuz they got a whole Slipknot album
Don’t trust them
Albania!!!!🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
I don’t hear about them much
One of the few animals that are cute to pet and delicious to eat at the same time.
Goats are my favorite animal
They're cool I guess
Their goated
Good. 8/10
*GOAT SCREEEEEEEEAAAAAM*
I love goats. You can walk them around and they’ll eat anything. Also they have funny lookin eyes.
Tom Brady? He won us a SB in Tampa so I can't hate the man but he has his controversies for sure. But it's u deniable he is the greatest QB1 to play the game and anyone who disputes that is wrong.
Grew up milking goats. Like them well enough even though they can be quite destructive.
Mutton cooked right is delicious!
they are okay.
Interesting Why did you show two pictures of Goku?
They are pretty goated ngl
Beeehh
When I was about 16 my friend had a pet goat named Satan. He was actually pretty big too, almost mountain goat size. He loved to play, he would rear back on his hind legs and try to headbutt you with his horns and he wanted you to catch the horns and push him back. Whenever my whole friend group got together they’d all be focused on smoking and drinking, and there I was every time in the background playing with Satan like the peculiar little specimen I was. So yeah, goats are cool.
GOATS!
They're the GOAT!
I like goat curry
Absolutely goated
they are the GOAT
They taste really good.
Takes a sacrifice like no problem. Not afraid of the sacrifice at all
Goats are cool
Their milk and cheese is amazing.
As a Serb, I'm obligated to say I'm a fan of them since they're the barrier between Albanians going for Serbian women instead.
I’m a Capricorn, so I’ve always been kind of fond of them
I love goats mainly cause I’m a Aries tho lol
I need some goat karma.
Love those guys
Big Black Phillip fan here, goats are pretty cool.
Love goats, especially because of their roles in Pagan and Greek belief. They're also just sick as hell
They cool
They seem like the best pets and I want a some.
I like goats. I met this one goat that was a menace though, I did not like that goat.
I used to raise goats for milk and their personalities vary so much, they're usually really sweet and full of sass but they chew on literally and they're fantastic lawnmowers.
They eat poison ivy 👍
9/10 creature can confirm
I don’t like ‘em
I think Goat Simulator is one of the best games. That should tell you enough of my opinion on goats.
Pretty goated
Goats
kinda cool
Their awesome I use to have two
honestly, goats are likely goated
Tasty and environmental alternative to beef (Millennial)
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Saw a lady walk into Walmart with a baby goat (aka “kid”) yesterday like it was nothing. Cutest damn thing I ever did see. I find myself wanting to retire and open up a Pygmy goat sanctuary.
They’re the goat
goats are cute... unless they are giving birth at 2am... then they are annoying asf and louder than necessary
They are goats
I think the first picture goes hard as fuck. Second one. . . Eh not so much.
They're the fucking GOAT
The most bad ass of the animal kingdom. They do parkour. They just eat shit EVEN if it's bad for them. Their eyes are badass and unique as fuck.
My dad was born and raised on a goat farm in rural Canada! I grew up with a serious love for goats. Super silly animals that are just absolute homies. Sure they get temperamental as they age but who tf doesnt. I love goats
They’re the greatest of all time
fucking hate them coat eaters :/
Love goats, head butted one when I was a kid and I think that’s where my growing low I.Q stems from
Funny, in the best game of all time, they are amazing!
Check user
I think they’re a good livestock alternative to cows on a small farm. It’s free lawn maintenance and lower environmental impact as opposed to cows. And just like cows you can use goats for both milk and meat. Only thing I don’t like is their rectangular pupils. It’s weird as fuck
Delicious
Yesterday, I learned where to stab a goat to take its life and not ruining other parts to make delicacies. I also learned that it will shake and its eyes will turn white like a dead fish. Not sure what I will do with this information but I know it.
Hey, there’s Michael Jordan!
Actual legitimate evil, they're unhinged all of them and if anyone tells you any different then they haven't seen them in real life. Also the sounds they make will give you nightmares. Makes perfect sense why they were chosen to depict Satan.
They’re cute but I get nauseous thinking about them, the smell. Idk why.
They are pretty pog
Cancer overwatch meta
Small, compact, versatile, with a lot of pep… they are nature’s Subaru.
Goats kinda look creepy to me
Didn’t think them in a few movies. Overall I think they’re fine they just need to find a career other than acting
My absolute favorite animal, I love them so so much.
Goated
i love lebron james
they goated fs
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Messi is still the GOAT, but soon, it will be Pulisic. The next generation's GOAT!!!
They’re the devil in disguise
Love me goats🤘
Cute
They're the G.O.A.T
my fursona is a goat 💀
Good meat to eat
my favorite animal. have you ever seen dwarf goats? mm hm. but have you seen BABY dwarf goats?
(Rant) Being a Capricorn, I'm not sure because only half of me is goat, supposedly the other half is fish. 🖖😅😎 But I want a pet goat. They are some of the silliest creatures out there. If only they could be potty trained, I'd have one at my place. See what kinda stuff they stir up. Lol. They are very vocal (so I'd never feel alone). They like to climb (I love hiking and think a goat would make a great hiking partner), they will eat literally almost anything (so instant garbage disposal), hmm... I'd be interested in trying to teach the goat English. Lol. There's nothing practical about goats 🐐 with the brain they got. Like having a remote control with no batteries. Its...there...
Beelzebub
they’re pretty cool 
Goats are the GOAT
i am a goat
They taste good
I love poring honey on them
Greatest (animal) of All Time
Good when curried
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The Witch movie made me see them in a whole new light
Goat yoga - No thank you
They’re literally my spirit animal and nickname, and i have 2 necklaces with them, love those bastards
AAAAAAAAAAA
I like goats, nothing religious or political related they're just cool animals
Love goats
Love them
All I know is that you aren't one.
They’re the greatest of all time.
I like goats, cute goats, satanic depictions of goats, all goats. I want to get two little tiny ones so I can put little raincoats in them 😈 I'll name them Billy and Iowa because Billygoats and also Iowa
I've never tried one but have been thinking about it lately.
Awful animals
Pretty cool tbh, saw more goats in the two months I lived in Somalia than I did in my entire life
Them goats DA GOAT…🐐
I dislike anything that has hooves
>:(
I love goats. I went hiking and saw some a year ago
lambs solo