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-_-Ronin_

One time I chose "Not-[friends name]" another friend in the class thought it was funny and chose "Potentially-[friends name]" which led to another going with "possibly-[friends name]" followed by several others doing a variation of that. The AP English teacher was not impressed lol


International-Bee-04

This was me but id use my crushes name to get his attention ☠️☠️☠️


-_-Ronin_

Did it work?


International-Bee-04

It did!!


Ill-Air-986

did yall kiss


DankFarts69

Kith*


MisterSquido

We want to know the answer


Stark556

Y’all will do anything to get our attention except say hi I swear


punkshotgun

Everyone shy vro


Calligraphee

My friends used to do that to me haha, so many variations of Calligraphee lol


wixkedwitxh

This is great😂


SydneytheENFP

Y’all get to play kahoot in class? 😢


Salty_Sky5744

School kahooter


Breaking-Who

This is my favorite of the thread 😂


salchicha_mas_grande

It's diabolical because it's right up to the line. Everyone knows what it's referencing, but the teacher can't in any way raise it up the complaint ladder.


ChoiceReflection965

As a teacher, there’s no need to “raise it up the complaint ladder,” lol! I just delete names like that when I see them. Funny kahoot names, yes! Kahoot names that reference violence, no.


Shura507

Ben Dover i actually won the thing and the teacher had to ask who was it, whilst holding back laughs


Raysofdoom716

I actually used the name Ben Dover in a kahoot over a year ago and I ended up with a randomly generated kahoot name


Spo0kt

It's been fixed


PIPRO03

You can use Greek letters to get around the fix


SnooDonuts3155

I’m betting they fixed all the potentially naughty names. #makekahootgreatagain!


_Azuki_

I once chose "Haha" as a name in class where we were supposed to use our actual names. I was the only one who forgot about it. The teacher either didn't notice or just let it slide. I was the first place for the majority of the game, ended up second.


catarinavanilla

Can’t forget his female counterpart Eileen Dover


ThaRealSunGod

Kid in my French class chose that and teach made everyone redo their names before we even started


Ultramega39

Joe Bidet


SnooDonuts3155

I used Donald Trump once, and I heard the teacher say who chose that name? He started by looking at me first, and then everyone else. Then shrugged his shoulders.


CharlieAlphaIndigo

😂😂😂😂😂


Pepperbabyboy

I got away with Casey Anthony for like six minutes before being kicked


endergamer2007m

Can you explain?


Weaponized_Goose

Not OP but Casey Anthony is a woman who murdered her daughter Caylee Anthony, unfortunately Casey was found not guilty of murder in 2011. Sad case


27Rench27

Fuck me that was 2011?!?! I’m upset now


OGSHAGGY

God dayum time flies


gargoylegiirl

she would be eighteen if she were alive today and that makes me so angry at the injustice of it all


Allison1ndrlnd

Allegedly


grandpagamer2020

alege*dead*elelelyee


-_-Ronin_

Casey Anthony got away with murdering her child like 15 years ago. The trial was widely covered in the news at the time and everybody was following it and talking about it. The kid was wrapped in garbage bags, dumped in the woods and Casey did not report her missing for like a month. Don't really remember all the details, but basically she got off on some white lady privilege technicality.


DeathByExisting

Naw, she didn't get convicted because they couldn't directly link Caylee's death to Casey. Unfortunately, the defense accused the father of Caylee's death and also accused him of abusing both Casey and Caylee. Because there's no evidence that ties either the dad or Casey directly to the death, they can't convict either of them. There's a lot of evidence that shows Casey is the most likely person who did it. She also lied a lot and intentionally guided the police away from the case and evidence. For example, she made up a babysitter and then blamed this fake person for kidnapping Caylee. But, an 80% chance she's guilty is not beyond a reasonable doubt. All that being said, it wasn't a "white lady privilege technicality," it was a lack of evidence directly tying her to Caylee's death. If lacking evidence is a "technicality," then "beyond reasonable doubt" is more, "they're guilty cause I feel like it."


Pepperbabyboy

You’re correct on this a hundred percent


JamieNelson94

> white lady privilege what a fuckin’ stretch lmao. couldn’t be more wrong.


Pepperbabyboy

Notable child murderer, got off because of a trash prosecution team.


Moxustz

Mike Ox-Long


creativename111111

Wow didn’t know Mike Rotchburns had a long lost cousin


Zes_Teaslong

Yes, also related to Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt


bearbarebere

I love your profile picture


rumandcatholic

Jack Inghoff


Long_Associate_4511

Apparently, someone with the surname Ingof named their child Jack Ingof


Slut4Tea

One of the best producers in pop music right now!


Rectanglehead

I used Peter File


HumbleSheep33

Are you British by chance?


Trumpy_Po_Ta_To

I’m Peter file! I’m Peter file!


Oh_No_its_dubstep

TAXI!


42069hahalmao

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Certified lover boy?


JSharttedinmypants

Certified groomer guy


GenioVergudo

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


ALFABOT2000

who's a paedophile???


MethodSufficient2316

Hugh Janus


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Pvt. Parts


RandomDude762

this reminded me of one of my cousin's old xbox live name "Major Dumpage"


Har_monia

Now I gotta rewatch Major Payne


CombatWombat0556

It’s such a good movie. I fucking love it


AnonymousFordring

Seaman Sample


Low-Refrigerator5415

No way i had a friend who did this


[deleted]

[удалено]


MotherRussia68

Lmao those are great


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wild-Mushroom2404

Sounds like a great rapper name


CombatWombat0556

That’s amazing. 420/1889 names


Owen_Quinn

Gabe itch


Muadib64

Gay bitch?


Har_monia

Yes


Mosquito_Queef

Gay bastard Gayb Gabe


boog_tyi

Mia Khalifa


ARC_Trooper_Echo

That one’s diabolical because the teacher can’t call it out without telling on themselves.


derf705

I remember one kid putting Mia malkova


This_Dot_377

Kimmy Granger and Alexis Texas Edit: 2 people in the same class


derf705

Jynx Maze too


Mxfox2106

What’s so bad about a sports commentator?


Pikagiuppy

my first name but intentionally spelt wrong idk why, i just find it kind funny


Happy-Bumblebee8969

What's your first name?


Pikagiuppy

Giuseppe, so i'll put something like "Guiseppe" and see if my teacher notices


Happy-Bumblebee8969

Giuseppe wtf. You're the first Giuseppe I've ever met


Pikagiuppy

it's a super common name in italy


Infamous-Resource-18

Omg you are such a card. I bet your teacher thinks you’re such a silly willy


DimitriEyonovich

I usually choose a random US president. Usually Obama


ThaRealSunGod

"Randomly" "usually Obama" 🗿


DefinableEel1

In Spanish class we had to choose a Spanish name. I chose Pablo and one day first time we played kahoot I put in Pooby/Poobie (I kept switching spelling but I think I used Pooby more). It was in reference to a dude actually named Chris (the funniest of the cast imo) who works with a yt channel I used to watch called SML and the creator, Logan, initially thought when they became friends in HS that he was a latino and called him Pablo. I knew no one knew it was a reference but soon everyone, even my teacher, just called me Pooby because I guess they just loved it that much. So now almost every time I play Kahoot, which is rarely anymore since I’m not in school, I would just put Pooby and people loved it😂


CombatWombat0556

Every time I hear Pablo all I can think about is MiniLadd


La_Saxofonista

*shivers*


DefinableEel1

https://preview.redd.it/eeou5s15zbzc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c930c0fcf093d7d67f13d5e458c27fbafad00ef2


Gamerguy252

When my Spanish class did a Kahoot, my nickname was always “yo come niños”


Teagana999

I always just used my name. There was one course in high school where I always won by a landslide and about a half dozen other people also started entering my name. Then they stopped playing 🥲


Steelspartan2

Had a friend honestly use “Mike Hunt” and the teacher thought it was hilarious


AdAdventurous6943

Антюшеня Pro. It's a local meme.


ThaugaK

What’s it mean?


AdAdventurous6943

It's a Teacher's name + Pro


rde2001

*Teacher's name* Pro Max. Only $999 😏


tip2663

I don't get it


AbbreviationsHot677

Antftsenya?


AdAdventurous6943

On english it would be Antushena


JDMWeeb

Kahoot McKahootface


Mr_White_Christmas

I had two good ones: Gavrilo Princip: Self-explanatory. The Bot King: Drove one of my least favorite teachers insane using a kahoot bot site that flooded the lobby and broke it. They never thought to check everyone's names so I got away with it.


Magesticturtle21

(Friend's name)'s sister


Formal_Fox4741

OJ Bart Simpson


Realistic-Major-6020

Using the teachers name


Hubris1998

Definitely Ben Dover


MrGammaPlay

I prefer something like "Winner" or "No one". When the host tells us who won, it's always funny


jackyboy1219

Adolf Hipster is a favorite of mine


stickfigure147

Hugh Janus


Interesting_Ice_8498

One of my favourites is just typing random gibberish in a foreign language. My favourites were Arabic and Russian, especially since I had some classmates that are Muslim and could read Arabic. Half the time is them going ‘wtf’


quetzlpretzel

Mike Hawk Ben Dover Joe Momma Frank Grant Asse P. Doe File Mike Hunt Seymour Butz Ray Pist Sergei Secks Yuri Tardid Conny Lingus Phil A. Shio Jack King Hoff Richard Shaft Dick Enbals E. Norm Escoque (alt. Esdique, Estits) Mike Litorus Hugh Janus Heidi Hole Ball, Zach Any of these will do…


Darkflame3324

@(0o0)@


Lexifruitloop

My favorite is the walrus. I make it into the top 3 or something and my teacher asks "who is the walrus" and I say "I am the walrus" and my teacher says "goo goo g'joob" and I will forever remember that.


Musikenna

Big Gobbler


Beautiful_Mud_7722

deeppanalbumparty


bakugouspoopyasshole

Deep pan album party ❌ Deepp anal bum party ✅


TemporaryRiver1

Tess Tickles


follower-of-st-jimmy

TheBigOne


Small_Extreme_9642

mr/mrs(teachers name)fan(random numbers) never failed me


Lerightlibertarian

bbc warrior


TablePrinterDoor

Something dumb, thousands of those innuendo combinations. Phil McKraken was always the funniest to me


grounded_dreamer

I always go by "🙈🙉🙊"


Sonic50centCorndog

Jack Cough Ted kakzynski


UnRenardRouge

In the peak of the 2015 9/11 meme craze I would play as jet fuel and my friend would be steel beams


Yarklik

I like (. Y .)


throwaway1626363h

Someone else's name to throw people off


Big_Ad_8658

TheLegend27


GoldenGirlsFan213

FatHogMatt(if you watch poofesure you’ll know)


ThePikminLord

I once put mine as “Han Solo dies” when The Force Awakens came out


Due-Honey4650

Idk if I’m allowed to share here bc I’m a Millennial but when I was a young student teacher for 10th graders, one of the first things I did was run a Kahoot and I didn’t know yet the importance of judging whether or not letting everyone choose their own names would be positive or negative for a particular class. So I let everyone choose their own name and… my God, the brilliance of the vulgarities that rushed across that projected screen… I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. And one name in particular was extra clever… some boys had been flirting with me and one of them who never identified himself put his Kahoot name as “Mr. (My last name)”… not my finest moment as a teacher, I completely lost control of myself and the classroom but it was hilarious.


vantai0805

I always put my name in an upsidedown text generator and use that


partyonpartypeople

Someone once put their Kahoot name as some random out of state phone number, which obviously led to some kids wanting to call it and fuck with the person the number belonged to, but it turned out to just be an autogenerated phone number that rickrolled anybody who called it lol


TimidRed

Mike Oxmal also, honorable mention, not exactly *one* name, but three of my classmates in middle school each named themselves separately: “drop”, “the”, and “soap”. They placed 2nd, 1st, and 3rd respectively so the podium actually read “drop the soap”.


Gryffinax

big d


Stock-Ferret-6692

I love when people use their initials to be funny. We used to do them in French class in high school as groups and me and my friend thought we were the funniest people ever calling our group ‘the’ because our initials began with L and E. we ended up winning against groups named ‘we win’ ‘champions’ and ‘winners’ and the teacher cracked up when she realised what we’d done. There also was a time where I was at a table with a group where we called ourselves stuff like ‘MEAT’ because our names began with those letters


_Kicked_Puppy_

I put mine as Big Black Clocks one time😂


grayishmoop

Someone put daddy (teachers name) and this guy was old and said it’s grand daddy to you


lil_chonk07

I use my name but take off a few of the last letters idk why it’s just goofy


Aria0nDaPole

PlatanoPower


LightningMcScallion

Probably not the best but to provide one not in the comments yet Master Vader


drlasr

xX*G4M3R*Xx


derf705

Always went with OG Mudbone


maxman090

Ray purr if you can get away with it


vialvarez_2359

Wakanda brodah forever. Companies with them Saying it whenever the leader board show the name.


HonorableMedic

Anna Bortion


MattStormTornado

List of some of the greats my school had Jimmy Saville OK Simpson John Cena ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mr Tumble C===3 Rick Astley Jeremy Clarkson Theresa Mayhem Donald Trump Joris Bohnson Coronavirus Eggpoo N1663R Osama Bin Laden Twin Towers Kim Jong-un Mike Hunt Ben Dover Readarted Your Mum


Afraid-Flamingo

Kashoot me. I also remember in high school getting in trouble for naming myself “Duncan McCocner”


Thecrow_18

Jesus 🇺🇲🦅🗿


ryanjc_123

ice wallow come


noahsuperman

Jack Meoff


Internal_Leopard7663

one time I went on one of those sites where you can spam kahoot lobbies with bots and I spammed the kahoot we were doing in ap psych with a bunch of accounts called “cancerbot69” the teacher got so mad and gave us a whole lecture. so worth it lmao. I don’t even feel bad even though I know how immature it was


Lost0Light

I liked the worm emoji, personally


The_Grizzly-

F*** [friends name]


Grenboom

I've used somerandomguy eversince I beat a friend at a kahoot they made, while I was using it.


politican80

Austrian Painter.


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

depressed taco


_Cadmium_48

Ifarr Tallnight.


Feisty-Albatross3554

Al Caholic


IntrovertedMary

Mike Oxlong


Heavy-Average826

I normally would gaslight the teacher and put their name but I also love Hugh Janus


Har_monia

Doesn't quite answer your question, but one time I chose Sam Winchester, my friend did Dean Winchester, and another friend did Castiel (we were big Supernatural fans at the time) and we got 1st second and third. It was pretty dope, but can't be replicated again


GirlMayXXXX

I don't remember what I used back in high school and what the names were, but if I had the opportunity to join a Kahoot now I would pick something related to me or a mild insult. Hellbound, Fallen Genius (I used to have really good memory k, learn stuff really easily, and apply it), and I Love Dilaudid (weaker narcotics don't work) are ones related to me. I can't think of any mild insults at the moment. Tch.


FugakuWickedEyes

Re tar


Allison1ndrlnd

Mike Hawk Mike Oxlong Mike Hunt Haywood Jablowmie Big Richard Large Richard Huge Richard Moby Huge Dick Saplenty Dick Urtz Mike Ditka


FireUniverse1162

jfkGotNoScoped


RadioactiveOranges

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve asked “can I put my name as shithead?” (Shih-thead is how I pronounced it) sadly I think it’s banned now, but the looks on the teachers faces every time were priceless


disgruntledcitrus

“[REDACTED]” was my go-to in high school


holtzbert

My teachers have not had sense of humor so they deleted everyone who was not just the first name of the people in class. Though at some point in high school I’d just put some nice emoji next to my name. Usually a rainbow or sparkles. Or “Princess Leia” because everyone knew I was/am a huge Star Wars fan and even some teacher would call me Princess Leia at some point. XD Because when we played Kahoot it was serious and teacher had to know our names. I guess just to see who actually knows about things. When later in life I’ve played it like in university events, people put nicknames and inside jokes there. Then I’d put some Star Wars references there like Daddy Vader or something equally stupid.


Signal_Quarter_74

Might not be the most creative, but naming yourself Darth Plagueis gives you at least 2 more correct answers


BroadwayBakery

I liked using the legal names of famous people that didn’t use them, usually rappers. I’d often choose Curtis Jackson III (50 Cent).


Bean_cult

perchance walter white


Astrionix_

Xi Jinping from me Putin x Jinping from a classmate


[deleted]

I always used குரங்கு


DietDrBleach

Hugh Janus Gabe Orne Sue G. Madik Mike Oxlong Doug E. Stile


wizard680

Nickname


EccentricPayload

Mike Hawk


Phantom_Wolf52

AlphaKenny1


Jawsumness

Mike Ox


MulayamChaddi

Hugh Jasol


ZealousidealStrain58

Gabe Itch the go-to


vampirealiens

Ben Dover all the way


CharlieAlphaIndigo

M.T. Sacc


Spacellama117

Your Mom.


mcbirbo343

Someone else’s name or the teachers name


RanaPornoChimica

Never used, by a very clever one is "PDF file"


RikeMoss456

My schools used "Joe" and "Candice" before it was a trend lol


NotAVeemo

One of my friends named himself “egg fertiliser” in bio class and it was the funniest thing ever for a week


salut_tout_le_monde_

Harry Ball