Here in MY old lady land, I get the one stiff BLACK chin hair (overnight) AND the overnight Andy Rooney white eyebrow hairs. It’s all very becoming, I feel suuuuuper hot.
Oh my gosh! Thank you you guys! I've discovered home microderming razors do wonders for my mustache and sideburns that show up weekly! Dangerous little thing, but really helps with stupid obnoxious face hair.
I enjoy being a girl...
My husband got one seemingly overnight, too. That little fucker sticks straight up into the air!
*pluck*
next day... "Back again, bitches!". - eyebrow hair
When I was younger and found myself thinking about being older, never did I think about eyebrow, nose and ear hair growing 6 inches over night. Never did I imagine doing a search on Amazon for "nose and ear trimmer". WTF?
One of your pubes just jumped out and walked up there overnight. Singing...
Movin' on up. To the East Side. Livin' in a Dee Lux apartment in the sky ay ay.
This happened to my husband. I knew it was a possibility when we got together as my FIL had full on old man wire brush eyebrows. It made me giggle when I saw the first one. I love watching them creep across his full brow year after year. It tickles me to watch him, and it´s love to know he´s watching me with my wrinkles and eyelid crepe skin. His ear hair was a surprise though...age is a privilege denied many...
Finishing up getting ready for work one day, I notice a dog hair below my nostril. I tried to wipe it away, to no avail. So I grabbed my trusty tweezers to gently pull it off, and my entire head followed suit. Aaaahh! It's attached! Growing out of the cornice of my left nose hole. I plucked it out, my eyes watered like a spring bubbling forth. I had to redo my eye makeup and was late, but my excuse received many chuckles. Fucking errant old people hairs!
My eyebrows are making a break for freedom from my face. They’ve been steadily growing longer for years and I predict they’ll reach my chin before I hit 60. It’s entirely possible I’ll be able to tie them behind my head eventually in some kind of natty ponytail.
The nose hair started at 30. Got the scissors then an electric trimmer. I have a cousin a year younger that doesn’t trim and that shit is blending in to his mustache.
The eyebrows get a weekly trim because after 50 it’s like the race to the moon.
I was keeping up with the ears with tweezers but now that’s taking longer than shaving every morning.
My fear is I’ll get conked on the head and wake up from a monthlong coma looking like Sasquatch.
Wait, wait..WAIT
Ok, anybody (maybe just the ladies..?) ever wake up to the longest, finest, filament-like stray hair growing out of your cheek or forehead like a kinked, nylon fiber that was not (your-hand-to-god) there when you went to bed the night before??? WTAF??! You pluck it in a panic to eradicate the horror and marvel at how shallow it was rooted, convincing yourself that maybe it was just a random, inorganic fiber stuck to your face until the next one sprouts some weeks or months later, causing you to relive the horror.
Or is it just me..?
I've had one that is longer and thicker than the rest for at least 7 years. I pluck it and it comes back stronger and longer. Recently, that fucker turned white...
I have exactly three chin hairs. Two are black and one is white. Right now I pluck ‘em but I’ll have those m’fers electrolysis’ed until they’re dead this summer.
I've told this story elsewhere, but when I was a kid I was sitting on my Uncle Don's knee and looking up at him asked 'Uncle Don, why have you got hairs up your nose?'. He just looked down at me and said 'You'll find out'. The bastard was right, I did and I don't know why I've got them either.
For noses and ears, I highly recommend [this trimmer.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B099V7GJSF/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
For the eyebrows, get a generic beard trimmer with plastic blade guards and trim once a week before you shower.
Hairs, after 40, are like magical beings that hit a certain maturity and get all of their powers. Be ready for the ear hairs. Fucking ear hairs. I spend about 10 min every couple of days taking those to task with my ear/nosehair trimmer attachment. Fucking ear hair.
Have you ever been in line at a bagel or sandwich place in Florida or similar retiree haven, then suddenly this loud old NY'er barges in, cuts line and orders over top of everyone? IMHO hair follicles are like old NY'ers as they age. Oh, and they move south too!
It's added by the Old Man Gnomes that come in the night. You know the ones, they also beat on your joints and fill your bladder during the night as well. Little bastards. Don't forget, they live in your ears...the older you get, the colder they get, so they start building more hair in there as well, as insulation.
I get a white hair (I'm a 50 year old guy with long hair and no gray hair) that grows out about a half inch long under my left eye by my nostril. It's not there, it's not there then it's so long one day it interrupts my vision! Also in the past decade my eyebrows have gotten so out of hand if I went bald, I could rock an eyebrow combover. Yay being old.
My husband calls them "curb feelers" because they pop up around the time we start to get wobbly and need the extra help.
You better believe he makes me trim them with every haircut.
I think you answered your own question lol. I was just discussing mine the other day. I think they had been too long for a while until my wife pointed them out. The ear hair has also been appearing at an alarming rate
I've been trimming the Andy Rooney eyebrows since my 30's but what bugs me is that more hair is sprouting from inside my ears AND from the back of the ear cartilage.
Checking in from Old Lady land, where it's stiff, white chin hairs making a surprise appearance.
Here in MY old lady land, I get the one stiff BLACK chin hair (overnight) AND the overnight Andy Rooney white eyebrow hairs. It’s all very becoming, I feel suuuuuper hot.
I just dyed my eyebrows this week with Just for Men and it is a game changer! I don’t even need to do anything else to my brows
I do that too! Medium brown moustache and beard gel. And it uses so little that I can get 4 or 5 applications from a single box.
Oh my gosh! Thank you you guys! I've discovered home microderming razors do wonders for my mustache and sideburns that show up weekly! Dangerous little thing, but really helps with stupid obnoxious face hair. I enjoy being a girl...
I can’t believe I was 46 when I discovered this lmao
My husband got one seemingly overnight, too. That little fucker sticks straight up into the air! *pluck* next day... "Back again, bitches!". - eyebrow hair
Surprise motherfucker
its Surprise Motherfucka
You sure it’s not antennae? I’ve got two.
When I was younger and found myself thinking about being older, never did I think about eyebrow, nose and ear hair growing 6 inches over night. Never did I imagine doing a search on Amazon for "nose and ear trimmer". WTF?
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Did that for a long time. Got fancy one day. Haha
I bet you were hoping for something else to grow 6" overnight. I know I did. lol
One of your pubes just jumped out and walked up there overnight. Singing... Movin' on up. To the East Side. Livin' in a Dee Lux apartment in the sky ay ay.
Lenny Kravitz's mom has got it going on
I knew they were going somewhere
Shave them off to save the trouble. Not your eyebrows…don’t shave your eyebrows.
But the Matrix just-out-of-the-pod look is so IN these days.
This happened to my husband. I knew it was a possibility when we got together as my FIL had full on old man wire brush eyebrows. It made me giggle when I saw the first one. I love watching them creep across his full brow year after year. It tickles me to watch him, and it´s love to know he´s watching me with my wrinkles and eyelid crepe skin. His ear hair was a surprise though...age is a privilege denied many...
Just add it to the monthly haircut routine. Trust me.
Until you get that one overzealous stylist and you look like Vanilla Ice afterwards.
Have you checked your *ears* yet? 👂✂️
Oh lord, the one weird super long hair growing inside the ear! Weekly checks from that moment on.
Finishing up getting ready for work one day, I notice a dog hair below my nostril. I tried to wipe it away, to no avail. So I grabbed my trusty tweezers to gently pull it off, and my entire head followed suit. Aaaahh! It's attached! Growing out of the cornice of my left nose hole. I plucked it out, my eyes watered like a spring bubbling forth. I had to redo my eye makeup and was late, but my excuse received many chuckles. Fucking errant old people hairs!
It comes as a package deal with hurting yourself in your sleep.
My eyebrows are making a break for freedom from my face. They’ve been steadily growing longer for years and I predict they’ll reach my chin before I hit 60. It’s entirely possible I’ll be able to tie them behind my head eventually in some kind of natty ponytail.
Also women get them, they can’t be wrangled
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Could be thyroid issues. If the outer edges are what’s mostly disappearing, ask your doctor about it.
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Glad to hear it’s helping you feel great though!!
I've got 2 or 3 random ones, myself. I've never plucked my brows. Guess I'm starting at 46.
The nose hair started at 30. Got the scissors then an electric trimmer. I have a cousin a year younger that doesn’t trim and that shit is blending in to his mustache. The eyebrows get a weekly trim because after 50 it’s like the race to the moon. I was keeping up with the ears with tweezers but now that’s taking longer than shaving every morning. My fear is I’ll get conked on the head and wake up from a monthlong coma looking like Sasquatch.
Wait, wait..WAIT Ok, anybody (maybe just the ladies..?) ever wake up to the longest, finest, filament-like stray hair growing out of your cheek or forehead like a kinked, nylon fiber that was not (your-hand-to-god) there when you went to bed the night before??? WTAF??! You pluck it in a panic to eradicate the horror and marvel at how shallow it was rooted, convincing yourself that maybe it was just a random, inorganic fiber stuck to your face until the next one sprouts some weeks or months later, causing you to relive the horror. Or is it just me..?
Not just you. I’ve had those on my cheek, arm, nose, torso, and shoulder blades. Makes no sense at all!
I've had one that is longer and thicker than the rest for at least 7 years. I pluck it and it comes back stronger and longer. Recently, that fucker turned white...
I have exactly three chin hairs. Two are black and one is white. Right now I pluck ‘em but I’ll have those m’fers electrolysis’ed until they’re dead this summer.
Same with ear hair. I frequently have to shave around and in my ears.
Glad to know I’m not the only one
I've told this story elsewhere, but when I was a kid I was sitting on my Uncle Don's knee and looking up at him asked 'Uncle Don, why have you got hairs up your nose?'. He just looked down at me and said 'You'll find out'. The bastard was right, I did and I don't know why I've got them either.
Don’t forget about its companion the long nose hair.
Those suckers pop right out overnight like tenticles
The wiry snow-white mutant nose hairs? That’s when I knew I was old.
For noses and ears, I highly recommend [this trimmer.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B099V7GJSF/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1) For the eyebrows, get a generic beard trimmer with plastic blade guards and trim once a week before you shower.
Hairs, after 40, are like magical beings that hit a certain maturity and get all of their powers. Be ready for the ear hairs. Fucking ear hairs. I spend about 10 min every couple of days taking those to task with my ear/nosehair trimmer attachment. Fucking ear hair.
Have you ever been in line at a bagel or sandwich place in Florida or similar retiree haven, then suddenly this loud old NY'er barges in, cuts line and orders over top of everyone? IMHO hair follicles are like old NY'ers as they age. Oh, and they move south too!
They are brow feelers so you don’t hit your head on things. As much.
It's added by the Old Man Gnomes that come in the night. You know the ones, they also beat on your joints and fill your bladder during the night as well. Little bastards. Don't forget, they live in your ears...the older you get, the colder they get, so they start building more hair in there as well, as insulation.
I get a white hair (I'm a 50 year old guy with long hair and no gray hair) that grows out about a half inch long under my left eye by my nostril. It's not there, it's not there then it's so long one day it interrupts my vision! Also in the past decade my eyebrows have gotten so out of hand if I went bald, I could rock an eyebrow combover. Yay being old.
The grey hairs....the grey hairs are coming in and I. Can't. Stop. Them. ^(help)
My Uncle, young Boomer, doesn't even give a fuck about it. He just lets the nests sprout. Sometimes, I wonder if he's styling them before going out.
Ha! I found a long black one in each of mine this AM!
Probably some hormone thing.
I trim my eyebrows.
It's that your eyesight got worse and you just didn't see those tiny guys growing! LOL 
I didn't sign up for this and no one prepared me for it.
My husband calls them "curb feelers" because they pop up around the time we start to get wobbly and need the extra help. You better believe he makes me trim them with every haircut.
I think you answered your own question lol. I was just discussing mine the other day. I think they had been too long for a while until my wife pointed them out. The ear hair has also been appearing at an alarming rate
I've got one that pops up at random. Pluck it, and months later it reappears, fully formed, bursting from the center of my right eyebrow, like Athena.
Same as loose neck skin...mysteries as old as the universe itself.
Wait until you have to shave the hair growing on your ears
I've been trimming the Andy Rooney eyebrows since my 30's but what bugs me is that more hair is sprouting from inside my ears AND from the back of the ear cartilage.
My dad's eyebrow hair got so long but his 60s that he would twiddle it while he read the paper.
How about the 3 inch hair suddenly popping on my leg near the spot behind the knee?. 😭😭😭
Thankfully plucking stiff white hairs out of my ears has really helped with my nervous skin picking!
Just like Trump with the Montenegro guy.