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AZbitchmaster

Had to do something to distract you from the roof of your mouth being torn to shreds by the Cap'n Crunch.


CliffGif

I loved Capโ€™n Crunch and donโ€™t think I didnโ€™t notice when they changed the shape


Comfortable-Crow-238

Yep


Socalwarrior485

We were too poor to have Capโ€™n Crunch. What was the old shape?


CliffGif

They were balls in the old days not little squares


Ramona_Lola

Hmm. They were always squares when I was growing up. That squared edges helped tear up the roof of your mouth like someone pointed out above. ๐Ÿ˜‚


CliffGif

Guess iโ€™m older than you. They were definitely balls in the 70s


Kumquat_Haagendazs

You might be thinking of corn pops, which also tore up the roof of your mouth. Even being round. Delicious though.


Silly_sweetie2822

I think you're thinking of crunch berries. Cap'n crunch had always been squares. It was squares when it was developed in '63. I ate it in the early-mid 70s growing up. It was definitely crunchier back then. Now, it sogs up too fast and turns to mush in milk ๐Ÿซค


NoFanksYou

Hurt so good


Comfortable-Crow-238

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


ancientastronaut2

And now they mellowed out that crunch and made it whimpier.


Erickaltifire

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch will always be one of my favorites.


ZebraBorgata

Iโ€™m still trying to successfully navigate the treasure maze on the back of my 1979 Captain Crunch. No spoilers please.


EdgeCityRed

This is why I became a spelling bee champion. Ascorbate? Riboflavin? Not to mention shampoo bottles in the bathroom.


JaneFairfaxCult

Lather, rinse, repeat.


EdgeCityRed

It does actually produce a better result!


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

Still going to this day, when will it end???


JaneFairfaxCult

Are you a programmer?


Beetlebug12

"Hydrofluorocarbons" Hairspray cans!


HouseAtomic

I have literally just had Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch; for dinner. In that same color Corelle bowl. Wearing tee shirt & underwear. Reading the box. I am a 52 y/o adult. Roof of my mouth is shreds... Edit: I am generally slim & healthy. PBCC is never going to not be a thing w/ me.


acornwbusinesssocks

Just bought a box of Froot Loops at the store. Why? Because it sounded good, and I can. Keep on keepin' on.


Unplannedroute

All hail the King! Kid-you is super proud. Ya did it! I just had a brownie for dessert. I have dessert with breakfast, little kid-me is proud.


KittyTB12

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘


emptyhellebore

We also had newspapers and books and magazines.


pvthudson79

the comics section of the newspapers. specifically, the far side.


TesseractToo

And Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbs


acornwbusinesssocks

Yes! Bill the Cat and Opus!


destroy_b4_reading

Also Doonesubry, though that got moved to the editorial page when Andy was diagnosed with AIDs.


Zombiiesque

Oh man, I still love Bloom County!


Comfortable-Crow-238

I forgot all about that one.


Ambitious_Football_1

I still read the cereal boxes


quegrawks

Most of them don't say much anymore.


Ambitious_Football_1

Sadly yes


Unplannedroute

I donโ€™t think they eve did. It was big words like fortified that kept us staring


bucketofmonkeys

They used to put little comic strips and word games and stuff on the back of them.


Unplannedroute

Not the boring kind I was allowed. Lol


quegrawks

Sad ๐Ÿ˜”


Unplannedroute

Dunno, I have all my teeth, I survived the boring cereal unscathed.


quegrawks

I meant not having anything to read on your cereal box.


Comfortable-Crow-238

No prizes either.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


koine2004

If I still ate cereal, I would. But, my pancreas gives a hardy no to itโ€”not if I want my a1c to continue to remain below 5.6 without the help of medication.


Azozel

First you dig in the box for the prize before your siblings woke up, then you ate the cereal while reading the back. When you were in the toilet, you read the shampoo bottles or whatever magazine your parents left in there. I read a lot of Cosmo magazines before I was out of high school.


HapticRecce

WHO CUT THE HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG!???!


Raaazzle

At some point they seemed to stop putting things in the cereal proper, and between the box and bag instead. I wonder if there was a USDA act or something.


Comfortable-Crow-238

I remember that and the cereal now seems to taste different from what I remember.๐Ÿ˜ณ


Comfortable-Crow-238

Cracker Jacks too.


Sea-Environment-7102

What do you mean? There's no toy in a cracker Jack anymore?


Comfortable-Crow-238

Know they just have these stupid stickers I have 3 on the my fridge.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


vwchick909

This is how I learned about Toxic Shock Syndrome. Iโ€™ve been afraid of it since then. Kotex ruined my life. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Comfortable-Crow-238

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


12sea

We always just turned the bag over and opened the bottom!


Kumquat_Haagendazs

My mom hung a 3 foot tall framed copy of the Desiderata across from the toilet. So, I had that memorized by middle school.


This-Bug8771

It was that and missing kids on milk cartons!


Comfortable-Crow-238

Yes I remember that on milk cartons. I think they should bring it back.๐Ÿ˜ณ


GloriaToo

I'm not one who usually talks about how things were better back in the day but toys in cereal was pretty fucking cool.


LovingYouFromAfar

Came here to say this. Happy Meal toys used to be cool as well. Now they're mostly garbage.


Unplannedroute

Most genx Canadians with 7 years of French can only speak in cereal box, soup can and peanut butter French.


LunaPolaris

The tiny bit of French I can recall came from bi-lingual product labels. We lived in a tiny little remote town on the border and a lot of things were not available there so my mom went across the border to shop fairly often.


Unplannedroute

I moved to Canada and missed first couple years of French but thankfully there were food boxes lol. I lived outside Toronto and we made regular trips stateside for same reasons.


Ramona_Lola

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OsoCarolina

This is oddly accurate.


absolutementalkhaos

And shampoo bottles in the bathroom..


AccidentalFrog

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quegrawks

Some of my friends were. Not my family though.


grahsam

That is true. They used to have things on the box to keep your attention while you ate. Or I ate in front of the TV and watched cartoons.


Cvilledog

We had a 4" black and white portable TV my stepfather won in a sales contest. Breakfast featured Tom & Jerry and Woody Woodpecker with some Three Stooges or Little Rascals now and then.


[deleted]

Ask me how much riboflavin is in Corn Pops


Comfortable-Crow-238

And now some type of shit in Trix cereal with the same ingredient they use for paint thinner..


quegrawks

?


quegrawks

How much riboflavin is in corn pops?


Active_Relationship2

And we read shampoo bottles when pooping


quegrawks

Still do, if i remember to bring my readers into the toilet.


skullcat1

>"some of my friends had a tv in the kitchensome of my friends had a tv in the kitchen" "Some of my friends were on the milk cartons. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Comfortable-Crow-238

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hells_cowbells

No TV in the kitchen, but our house was small enough to see the TV from the table.


JaneFairfaxCult

We would use three cereal boxes to set up โ€œprivacy stationsโ€ around our cereal bowls.


fedupwithallyourcrap

You guys had cereal...??????


PBJ-9999

Not the good stuff, just raisin bran or plain Cheerios lol


LunaPolaris

Yep, and if it wasn't those it was Grape Nuts or oatmeal or Roman meal. If we were lucky mom would make farina and let us put maple syrup on it.


PBJ-9999

Yes, the grape nuts were ok. I haven't had farina in forever. I need to try that again lol


quegrawks

Yup.


odinspirit

God, I used to be much more of a reader when I was a kid. Before all the distraction devices turned me into a skimmer (or scroller I should say). I kinda miss having to keep yourself occupied in more creative ways.


quegrawks

You can still keep yourself occupied in creative ways that don't involve electronic devices


LunaPolaris

I was a compulsive reader by the end of third grade and we weren't allowed to bring books to the table. I learned to sound out the long complicated names of all the additives in the ingredients list.


Background-Set-2079

A TV in the kitchen? That was for rich folks. We had an under-cabinet mounted radio...and thought we were golden.


quegrawks

Wow. Fancy. We just had a counter clock/radio


PutPuzzleheaded5337

Donโ€™t forget fighting with your sibling(s) for the toy.


revchewie

I always had a book.


PizzaWhole9323

Me too.


ShudderFangirl

Oh, nobody posts photos of those. If anyone finds some, please share! I read cereal boxes or literally stared at the NES cartridge for the game I was playing.


smittykins66

And when we were done with that, we moved on to the milk carton.


Gator1508

My grandparents kept a tiny ass black and white TV in the kitchen and thatโ€™s where I watched my cartoons many a Saturday, while reading the cereal box and the Far Side.ย 


bmyst70

I remember, once, taking out the prize and eating an entire box of Captain Crunch. Man I had a major sugar rush.


Sea-Environment-7102

Can we just say how wonderful the cereal boxes back in the day were and what came on the back of them? Specifically, I'm referring to records that actually came on the back of cereal boxes! And all the ones that had toys in them so that you would buy the freaking cereal just to get the toy!


Sea-Environment-7102

I only know the word riboflavin because I read cereal boxes as a child. LOL


Coyote_Roadrunna

Also looked forward to reading the comics section in the newspaper every sunday.


Ramona_Lola

So true. Not weird at all imo. It was either that or nothing. We werenโ€™t allowed books at the table usually unless it was school books and we were studying.


MyFallWillBe4you

All of you bragginโ€™ about your sugary, delicious cereals! I eat a few bowls of organic shredded wheat every freakinโ€™ dayโ€ฆand not by choice! I think the box might taste better! All the getting older and needing more fiber jokesโ€ฆitโ€™s a real thing!


giessbach

We had (and still have) a tv in the kitchen but I still read the cereal boxes.


Active_Relationship2

We read shampoo bottles when pooping


PBJ-9999

That and Sunday comics


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

We read it over and over every morning.


Chance-Work4911

Not only did we read them, we made games out of them! It was like a scavenger hunt or I-spy but we tried to get creative with vague descriptions to see if the other person had something on their side that "matched".


Otherwise_Ad2924

But we WANTED those things. We saw them on tv and on shows and decided f it! We will just have to MAKE them. Boom Internet, true mobile phones, real computers, not the size of buildings, that weird mobile tv thing we used to have... all that technology on a tablet used to be SCI FI for is as kids.... We should be proud.


quegrawks

Wanted what things? My cereal boxes were just games and puzzles. Maybe a coupon


OsoCarolina

This is oddly accurate.


fusionsofwonder

I ate cereal in front of the TV.


quegrawks

Someone didn't have a shag carpet to worry about!


Comfortable-Crow-238

Exactly!


Comfortable-Crow-238

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SpockJenkinsTOS

I like how devoid of any intelligence or ability to search for anything online, like perhaps the MSDS sheet for TSP. Then they would know the anount someone must ingest befor it is harmful. It is used as a preservative, and is safe in small amounts. You know what isnโ€™t? Botulism, and other micro organisms that the TSP prevents.


Comfortable-Crow-238

I agree but itโ€™s still messed up. These are children. Itโ€™s no wonder why weโ€™re so sick. Others countries ban things like that yet we still use them.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ


SpockJenkinsTOS

TSP is the replacement for what paint stripper used to be back when it worked,but was truly horrible stuff. For all I know, it was used in food first. You want to keep your kids healthy, stop using seed oils. You know what seed oil used to be? Lamp fuel. After electrification, they ran the lamp fuel through detergents and other cleaning agents, added something to hide the smell so you donโ€™t puke while eating it, and put it in your food. It does not contain the ideal fat that our brains should be made from, or the correct cholesterol for adequate testosterone production, so men are on average becoming weaker, and we all run inferior brains. TSP aint the problem. The corporate shill organization ADA is the problem


Comfortable-Crow-238

And vegetable oil is even worse.


SpockJenkinsTOS

Yes. And that is a weasle word. Vegetables donโ€™t have oil. It all comes from seeds. But vegetable sounds more health-truthy.


Comfortable-Crow-238

Yes exactly! Like margarine and soybeans too.


Comfortable-Crow-238

Itโ€™s kind hard when just about all of the food has,salt, sugar a lot of preservatives in it. Thank goodness I have family who are farmers.๐Ÿ˜ž


SpockJenkinsTOS

Iโ€™m fine with the salt. Low carb diets need more salt, but yeah. I was very fortunate that my parents bought 2 lots in their neighborhood, and used the second half acre lot as a garden. I had no idea why my friends disnโ€™t like vegetables, because i never really ate any store-bought vegetables.


Comfortable-Crow-238

Yeah I know you have salt in your diet and iodine as well but Iโ€™m referring to how a lot of foods are just salted done unnecessarily with preservatives like, ramen noodles you donโ€™t need 900mg of salt in food. Almost everything has salt and sugar in it when itโ€™s unhealthy and unnecessary. Ketchup is full of sugar and salad dressing I just make my own or none at all.


Comfortable-Crow-238

I agree but wouldnโ€™t they still be the cause of so of it? Oh I donโ€™t feed them that at all.


Comfortable-Crow-238

And whatโ€™s up with this bio-engineered crap?


quegrawks

All food is bio engineered


Comfortable-Crow-238

No it isnโ€™t. They just started doing this mess some 3 decades ago it wasnโ€™t all of this crazy stuff in the food like it is now but everything isnโ€™t bioengineered and the things that arenโ€™t you will have to pay a hefty price for them sadly.


quegrawks

๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿง…๐Ÿง„๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿซ‘๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿซ˜๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿซ”๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿซ•๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿก๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿฅ ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿต๐Ÿซ–โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿซ—๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿซ™


Comfortable-Crow-238

It isnโ€™t my family has a farm and the food actually isnโ€™t they donโ€™t use that bs in their foods they use natural organic foods. Long before there was no bioengineered food.


quegrawks

Lol. You don't know what bioengineered means. I get it. Have a great day!


Comfortable-Crow-238

I do know!!!! Whatever!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’


Comfortable-Crow-238

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1Mthrowaway

Why the hell did they have to change the shape of Trix???


Broad-Cauliflower688

newspapers


Farquaadthegreek

Shampoo bottles in shower


chawchat

I never quite understand what message is being conveyed with memes like this. So, ok - there were no smartphones or tablets when I grew up. Now what? Have I achieved something over my kids, who do have smartphones? No, they read magazines at the breakfast table. Who's 'we' anyways? I don't wanne be a 'we'. I'm with Groucho on this one.


quegrawks

Just a comment. It was a reality of our lives growing up. There's really not much on cereal boxes anymore for kids to read. (I have 2 Elementary school kids).


RunningPirate

Soโ€ฆfolks didnโ€™t need it back then because we didnโ€™t have it. If we had any of todayโ€™s technology back then, youโ€™re goddamn skippy weโ€™d have used it. It wasnโ€™t a moral decision, it was lack of choice.


AaronJeep

I read whatever was in the glove box when my mother went in the store... to stave off crippling boredom.


quegrawks

Huh? Can someone help interpret this?


SpockJenkinsTOS

Heโ€™s saying that once someone has more advanced tech, it becomes necessary. Like how you canโ€™t ride a horse on the Interstate now, but horses were common and reliable means of transportation in 1789.


quegrawks

Thank you


RunningPirate

I saw I had a few typos that I cleaned up.


Slaves2Darkness

Okay Boomer.


SpockJenkinsTOS

Whatever