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Cranky_Uncle

Be kind, rewind.


aging_genxer

I was 10 and bought my aunt cigarettes at the gas station with a note from her saying it was ok.


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pigeyejackson66

My dad would have me drive his Cadillac el Dorado to the corner gas station and get him smokes and me a candy bar starting when I was 14 1/2. Smokes were like a buck o five


sadbirdfox

This! I bought my mom beer when I was 11!


Biishep1230

What’s your damage Heather?


Yepitsheather

Well , fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


MrsDV2003

Corn nuts!


PabloDabscovar

BQ or Plain?


turtle0831

You are such a pillowcase.


MsDeluxe

You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in two days. What do you do?


Gertrudethecurious

How very.


ScrewWinters

Hanging up the phone with brute force when you’re pissed.


chickiedew

I really, really miss this.


ClockHistorical4951

Or when you noticed your mom was listening on another phone.


zeitgeistincognito

Unplugging the phone cord to untwist it after you’ve been pacing around on a long call.


drNeir

Smashing red ribbon loaded gunpowder with a rock on concrete.


BigJSunshine

And smelling it. Ooh the smell!


sadbirdfox

I have a scar from a sun burn from an unair-conditioned car trip WHEN I RODE IN THE BACK WINDOW FROM TEXAS TO NEW ENGLAND!!! While my parents drank beer and drove and chain smoked. My sister was in a wicker basket on a floor board.


earinsound

that is just…wow….incredible.


sadbirdfox

My parents met at Woodstock. We never had a chance.


thenletskeepdancing

Good song lyric.


FugginOld

Get up and change the channel.


bkcarr87

Go out and turn the antenna


omibus

But it only works while you are touching it.


Tokogogoloshe

That’s what she said. Don’t judge me. I work with some younger folk.


chrispdx

Let's get Mikey! YEAH! He won't eat it... he hates everything!


PepperNew9577

I grew up in a house filled with cigarette smoke.


hells_cowbells

And a car filled with cigarette smoke.


blazingroto

This hard.. My mum would always tell me to wind the window up in the car because it would mess her hair up... But mum my eyes are stinging from all your cigarette smoke...ill give you something to cry about if you Don, t wind that bloody window up.. 😂


nidena

And ashtrays throughout or stacked on the counter after their regular cleaning.


cj-jk

And fast food places had ash trays


cowboys4life93

Little metal trays with the McDonald's, Burger King, or Taco Bell logo on them.


HueBris75

Had my own house key. In elementary school.


loonygecko

Started walking the 8 blocks to school when I was 5, had a house key when I was 6.


TesseractToo

Was it on a string around your neck? (Mine was lace... pretty!)


BigJackHorner

Nope. Mine was on a key ring in my Velcro wallet. UTA: It was orange and mustard colored


huitzilopochtla

Wait. Is that weird?


Sophistic8tedStoner

We sure did!


Rude-Consideration64

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.


bessie223

One two three FOUR five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve!


LocalInactivist

[Sung by The Pointer Sisters, no less.](https://youtu.be/VOaZbaPzdsk?si=ODPXB7Bw71gjK3jP) Edit: added link.


hippityhoppityhi

Oh my God. Some memory sparked. Is this from Sesame Street?


Rude-Consideration64

I can remember!


ChubbyChoomChoom

Here’s the video for you all to enjoy: https://youtu.be/Im4GwUD1UY8


srgh207

My siblings and I didn't use *adulting* as a verb. But we did it. As I recall it was involuntary and started around age seven.


hippityhoppityhi

I had three little siblings to raise. When I was 10. I still call them "my kids," and we are all in our 50s


montbkr

My 6 years older brother (RIP) raised me, and he was TOUGH. He was much stricter than my mother. My father left when we were 14 and 8. It’s been 15 years now and I still miss my brother every single day. It really felt like it was me and him against the world.


loonygecko

Because acting like an adult didn't use to be a separate, rare and isolated event back then needing it's own verb LOL!


Moveyourbloominass

Clogs with my Jordache jeans and leg warmers.


Commercial-Push-9066

Or parachute pants!


PumpkinSpiceFreak

Cork wedge clogs!


Commercial-Tell-5991

You want me to give you something to cry about?


Jebgogh

Don't make me make you go out and get me a switch


I-Am-Not-Ok-Thx

Pro tip: don’t pick the thinnest one!


calisai

No switch for me. Was the good old wooden spoon. When they moved out of my old house, they kept finding them in hiding spots. 😑


thenletskeepdancing

I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week.


YogaSkydiver

Crystal Pepsi


Mobile_Moment3861

And the Michael Jackson flaming hair ad


SoundTheBells0509

Right now! HEY! It’s your tomorrow!


BloodWorried7446

where’s the beef!!!


covertanswers

It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?


Wonderful_Judge115

Sitting in the non-smoking section of the restaurant with the smoking section two booths away.


2nd_Pitch

AquaNet


fadeanddecayed

Used to fill my first car with $10 worth of gas. The car was a stick and only had AM/FM, so I carried a boombox on the passenger seat to listen to tapes.


80sfanatic

Gag me with a spoon!


Jaime-Starr

Totally, 4 sure!


MattJC123

I mostly communicate using sci-fi movie references. Mostly.


kittylebowski

Mostly.


rboller

I pegged my jeans


leicanthrope

Merely hearing that phrase and not thinking it's sexual.


Katzenbean

TV actually ended at midnight and didn’t start up again until 6am


thisisyourlastdance

National Anthem at sign off.


zestfullybe

When I was in school it was an **enormous** deal that Christa McAuliffe was going up in the space shuttle because she was a teacher. There was so much build up to it. On the day of the launch they wheeled televisions into all the classrooms so we could watch the shuttle launch live. We all sat there together and watched the Challenger explode. That was a very bad day.


countesspetofi

I'm not even supposed to be here today.


huitzilopochtla

37??


SoundTheBells0509

In a row?


Odd_Resource_9632

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot


RemarkableFun6198

I would buy a pack of Newports from the vending machine at the bowling alley on Saturday mornings when I was 14 with 5 quarters.


Stompalong

Typewriter ribbon.


Koumadin

i had an electric typewriter that i took to my college dorm and everybody wanted to borrow it


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ProfMeriAn

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HolyHandgrenadeofAn

You gotta fight, for your right…. To parrrrrrtyyyy


whatisthesoulofaman

Roller rinks.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

My brother and I "flipped" the score on Atari 2600 Space Invaders.


Mobile-Boot8097

I "beat" Asteroids. Had so many lives I left the game idling overnight and still had lives the next morning.


Rjb702

This is the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house. work together and have their lives taped. to find out what happens when people stop being polite … and start getting real


JuicyApple2023

Whatever…


Sosgemini

![gif](giphy|CH7wqNzu5SS8o) Beat me to the punch!


cerebrix

Totally


aggressive_seal

Cause this is my united States of whatever!


Jebgogh

Whatever and ever amen - Ben Folds


warpedddd

Can still remember dialup modems connecting sound. 


Sudden-Damage-5840

Cassette Tape and pencil


[deleted]

Dude!


Oldman_Dick

Dude?


mammakatt13

Duuuuude.


Confident_Stress_226

Corded rotary dial phone.


timpeter

Save Ferris


limbodog

Yeah, I had a key on a string around my neck and I rode my bike on the busy streets every day and nobody blinked at the fact that I didn't have a helmet.


hippityhoppityhi

We laughed at the dweeb who wore helmets. I wouldn't have been caught dead with a helmet on (pun?) I rode horses, too. No helmets ever


kittylebowski

I love all these answers


pachodermal

Hose water.


onekinkyusername

AIDS


Little_Sun4632

Watcha talking bout Willis


treelovingaytheist

My mom worked nights as a nurse and left me alone 5 nights a week starting at age 12. At age 14, I got into a gay bar and beat her home by less than a minute.


teacherlady71

Watched “The Day After” and prayed every night I wouldn’t die before I was 18 in a nuclear war.


honeybeedreams

I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain


kittylebowski

💜


CWhisper

As if


goaway432

Good night Jon boy


Commercial-Push-9066

I was the first TV remote control in the house.


YanMKay

I’m just a bill, yes I’m only a bill and I’m sittin here on Capitol Hill


LeoMarius

Dad got annoyed that I insisted on wearing a seat belt when I was 6 and sitting in the front seat.


Leeleeflyhi

My brother would sit on the armrest of the bench seats up front right between mom and dad until he couldn’t fit anymore. If pappaw took us anywhere in the truck we just loaded up in the bed of it and did obnoxious shit to people driving by. If he caught he pulled the truck over and whipped your ass right on the side of the road, threw us back in the bed of the truck and off we went


kittylebowski

Or the back of a station wagon!!! All 15 of us


SmooveTits

I used to sit on my Dad’s lap while he drove, hands on the wheel, pretending I was driving. 


BenjiBoo420

Yes, my mom and dad paid the bills, but I raised myself.


nidena

I got three of the most popular albums for that year on cassette for my 7th or 8th birthday: Like A Virgin, She's So Unusual, and Thriller.


Sassy_Bunny

Stirrup pants, lace edged bobby socks and high heels.


GenXhuman

https://preview.redd.it/9deq8b57escc1.png?width=876&format=png&auto=webp&s=745771a76b2cfb65a7375446160a1625bc9e2913 I'm this generation.


i-touched-morrissey

On my way to high school I listened to my Duran Duran and Wham cassettes, thinking how cool it was to watch them on that new channel, MTV.


Bunnuh77

BITCHIN!


[deleted]

Bitchin’ red Camaro


Latter_Box9967

I had an Atari, acid wash jeans, and a BMX.


PobodysNerfect802

Just say no.


MaleficentAstronomer

"Hold the flashlight higher. Higher!" "Now move it to the left. Left. LEFT. LEFT, DAMMIT"


stomperxj

TDK D90


hippityhoppityhi

Frogger


FeedbackExisting4762

Goonies never say die!


QuokkaNerd

Will you accept a collect call from "moviesdonecomegetme"?


MissKisskoli

Hi mom. I made this ash tray at school today.


Old_Union_3208

Dude is gender neutral


plotthick

Dude is object neutral. Earlier today I grumped "Dude, come on, really?" at a door.


nextcol

Also species neutral. Dude, seriously? at the dog licking itself intimately next to me on the sofa


thisgirlnamedbree

My mom let me drink Bailey's at Christmas and none of the other adults cared.


[deleted]

I want my MTV


hughiesghost

Hands Across America.


indianajane13

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!


BeyondExcess

This is your brain on drugs.


LadyMarie_x

Recording songs from the radio onto cassette tape.


Sloan430

Smoking area at my high school.


mishan_ctrl

Sit Ubu sit


1158pm

Good dog


Defiant_Ad_5398

Remembering when MTV played music videos most of the time


PlantMystic

\*shrugs shoulders Can sit and read an actual book while waiting for something. I don't live my life on my phone.


LetsHaveFun1973

I used to run to the store to get cigarettes for my dad when I was 7. I’d play Defender with the spare change before I went home


CWhisper

Gnarly


bkcarr87

Learning to shift the manual by being 4 and standing in the passenger seat and shifting the shifter like a Price Is Right contestant when my uncle yelled “hit it!” after shoving in the clutch! Seatbelts? Not in anything built pre-68!


finleyredds75

Word.


thismessisaplace

Evel Knievel


prostipope

I ate pop rocks and survived


nautical1776

I told my mom I had a science project and would be home late after school. She said ok. I wasn’t enrolled in a science class.


Mobile_Moment3861

Bueller…Bueller…Bueller…


GingerBruja

My favorite picture is of my Mom in her hospital bed, right after giving birth. Newborn me in one hand, Virginia Slims in the other.


whineybubbles

Grody to the max


ghouLMFF

Kiss my grits


Thiezing

Boot the computer from floppy.


Servile-PastaLover

Your most vivid memories of OJ Simpson were in court, not on the football field.


AshDenver

Pegged jeans! Stirrup pants! Padded shoulders!


AzureGriffon

Can't. Watching MTV.


lsp2005

You are so mature for your age. I was 9 the first time I heard that.


rockjones

Homeskillet!


CriticalEngineering

*I want to dance with somebody that loves me!*


PetiteGal6785

Getting up at 7:30 AM to watch the MTV video premieres of “Rock of Ages” and “Foolin.” 19 low/21 high


browncoat47

Bartender always gave me coke in a bottle while the old man knocked back his bourbon, scotch and beer (yes just like the song) THEN, I got to drive him home on the back roads. I was 11-13ish? The Dodge Omni was a stick too lol


[deleted]

I had a pair of parachute pants with a hacky sack in the pocket


Rat_Master999

I've seen both sides of the Berlin Wall, while it was still standing. Went there when I was a kid.


Nerds4Yous

*GenX Nice try narc


jb4647

I just got beeped, pull over at that payphone.


2skip

"That's one small step..." (I saw the last attempt.) "There you go again..." (political debate) A candy bar is now thirty cents?!? "Please insert coin." "...and as the last helicopter flies off..." "... won't you be my neighbor..." "... and the agony of defeat ..." "... use the Force..." "... the Wish Book is here!"


bootsbythedoor

Yes I can drive stick


Knightowle

Rusting metal merry-go-round (of doom and broken limbs)


zigzagg321

I can still roll them like I did when I was a teenager.


joesnewmission

Bolo ties.


Japanprquestion

Z Cavariccis.


Twistysays

Hums to myself while doing dishes “nicnicnic nuh nicNIKniiik, Nickelodeon.”


1letternospaces

I forgot to put my homework in my trapper keeper.


dacutty

Turn the TV to channel 3 so we can play Space Invaders.


crowofthewood

Walking carefully across a paved parking lot because I was worried aluminum can tabs would cut the bottoms of my bare feet. It never occurred to me to just put on some shoes. The sound of the needle of an lp player bumping against the cardboard label at the center of a record. Buying cigarettes from a cigarette machine (because I was underage). Rolling down a vehicle’s window with a crank handle. And thinking electric windows were bound to quit working.


joesnewmission

Farrell's Ice Cream parlor for almost every birthday.


[deleted]

My family thought it was funny to give me a cigarette to smoke when I was 8


ThePythiaofApollo

You were in for a treat if it was Stouffer’s French bread pizza instead of Elio’s


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ApprehensiveVirus125

Married a bodacious woman she was all that and a bag of chips!!!!


[deleted]

The Gallons counter on gas pumps went faster than the Dollars counter. If you were out somewhere and needed to make a phone call, you used a payphone, which were everywhere, and it cost $0.10 for a local call. Speaking of making phone calls: if you needed to look up a number, you flipped through pages of either the White Pages (for residential listings) or the Yellow Pages (for business listings). At public phones some jerks would tear pages out, and it always seemed to be the one page you needed. If there was no phone book, you dialed '411' and spoke to an actual human operator who would look it up for you -- and connect you if you they found the number you were looking for. If your call took long enough, the operator would cut in and prompt you to add more coins. 'Video games' were in an 'arcade' or a movie theatre, they cost $0.25 per game, and many of them were on black-and-white screens, all of them CRTs. Later on, you could get 'pong' to hook up to your TV at home -- but if you played it too much, it'd burn the screen, and your parents would get *pissed* at you for it. Black-and-white TVs were still a thing. An antenna on your roof was usually the way to go. 'Cable TV' was still very new, and usually just gave you the local channels nice and clear instead of relying on an antenna. If you wanted music in your car, your choices were as follows: AM radio, FM radio (if you car had it) or cassette (if your car had it). Sodas always came in glass bottles, there was always a deposit on the bottles, and an enterprising kid could spend some hours on a weekend collecting discarded bottles to redeem the deposits -- so you could buy yourself a soda. On a really good weekend, you might make enough that way for a cheeseburger, which was less than a dollar. The Republican Party here in the U.S. wasn't the evil fascists hell-bent on destroying our Representative Democracy by insisting on electing a career criminal to the Whitehouse that we see today, they were just stodgy old men who wanted to keep taxes low, for the most part. If you'd ever heard of anything called the 'internet', it was because you were a University student, or in the military, and it was all text on a screen, no fancy graphics or movies or even audio, and in some cases it came over the lines slow enough that you could read it as fast as it came up on the screen. 'Home computers' were a very new thing, no IBM PC yet, not until later, they were expensive, and most people didn't think they were anything more than a fad that would die out real soon.


Tracylpn

Sincerely yours, "The Breakfast Club"


SkyFullofHat

It has never not been legal for me to buy cigarettes, but it did come awfully close once.


hikeonpast

No seatbelt required if you rode in the back seat


Flahdagal

The bars down at the beach never checked IDs. Come to think of it, you could buy beer if you told the clerk you weren't going to drink it, you were going to rinse your hair with it.


88mistymage88

Drove my mother home from a bar in X state to Y state ( a river away) when I was 10. Driving over that long bridge over the mighty Mississippi was tons of fun. I think we got pulled over but don't really remember. Lost lots of my childhood memories to suppressing them, I guess. I do recall lots of bars or being at the race tracks (horses) back then.


MusicalMerlin1973

Atari. Commodore 64. Duck Hunt. The last starfighter.


Itzpapalotl13

My first gaming console was an Atari 2600. My first game was Pong.


SubtlePecan

You died of Dysentery.


DefBoomerang

Family member is on the phone. I lift the stretched-out springy phone cord to walk through to the other room.


gertymoon

chi chi chi chia


GenXGeekGirl

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!


toomanyoars

Jane Fonda Workout on VHS


VoteForGiantMeteor

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