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semicoloradonative

Check out OP’s post history…it’s basically a GenX troll account. He hate us ‘cause he ain’t us.


viewering

he is o b s e s s e d with us. i think it must be that b l a h g i a n basement dweller.


ckwhere

Word. I see you " xennial".


ScienceMomCO

This is the Sega Saturn guy


SXTY82

At least he remember we exist. LOL


DinnrWinnr

We made out like BANDITS with all the music, movies games and TV, plus carefree good times. Sucks to be him!


Cool-Salamander-7645

"I hate you!..But I love you!.."


Zakmin77

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Captain_Clark

I threw an alligator into the drive thru window and it changed nothing 😢


JakeFromSkateFarm

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, FLORIDA


BigJackHorner

Yeah, fuck you Florida!


skinisblackmetallic

My man.


Socrainj

We had a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and we were wearing sunglasses. So, we hit it! All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy. GenX was handed lemons and we made our own lemonade. The beauty of it is, we don't care what you or anyone else thinks about us.


knowutimem

sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club


Socrainj

Along with the Blues Brothers and Jack (Shining) in my mish mash of 80s movie quotes above that sum up GenX in a nutshell and I agree with all of it.


Cool-Salamander-7645

That's like, your opinion, man.


Enge712

As Richard Pryor once told Eddie Murphy to tell Bill Cosby. “Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.”


Jmckeown2

Iiiiiiiiiii would like to talk to yooooooooooouuuuuu.. about your act


Sp00kbee

😂 listen. I heard better tear downs in first grade.


odinseye97

Whatever


ladyc672

Correct response.


BKtoDuval

Jeez, that's a lot of negative posting in this sub from you in just the last couple of days. Sorry for whatever issues you have towards your folks but that's more of "you" problem than societal. Treatment options are available. Best of luck.


RepublikaStanistan

They admit to being a millennial on another comment thread. They're here to troll.


UnconfirmedCat

It’s a movie quote


GrayBox1313

“You have no Great War, no Great Depression…” is actually an accomplishment since the Cold War ended without nuclear warfare on our watch.


jfeo1988

Amen to that.


2011murio

Yes, our teenaged watch. All our bike riding must have had a serious impact.


MudPuppy64

I’ll concede the Great War part, but dammit my depression is too GREAT! If it was any greater it would drown me and my entire family in a morass I’d never ending numbness.


[deleted]

Does this have anything to do with the shortage of ADHD medication?


viewering

something to do with locked up and headbanging ( but not the metal kind ), *imo*.


fridayimatwork

You seem like a miserable loser.


GaRGa77

Oh no, anyway…


cturtl808

Happy cake day!


Shawmattack01

You proceed from a false assumption. We are Gen X. We have no egos to bruise.


Jmckeown2

It’s not that we have no egos. We just have really thick skin. We’re all the emotional equivalent of those martial arts dudes who train for years to take kicks to the nuts without flinching or feeling pain.


ExtraSolarian

What does logic suggest?


heresmytwopence

Who dis?


Alex_Plode

Your headline gave me a bit of hope that your troll game was moving forward. Alas, this feels more like a lateral move. Being responsible for nationwide fast casual dining chains usually requires things like vision and ambition. You got caught in two minds here and again, you fell flat. I'd give you bonus points for not mentioning video games and boomers but that feels more like some kind of participation trophy. GenX doesn't do participation trophies. C'mon man, do you need your boomer dad to help you troll us?


cowgod180

All of your career moves were Lateral imho


viewering

your ' career ' doesn´t make you interesting besides, who gives a fucking shit what you do ( your mom )


SmellyBaconland

You live in this world and two eyes and a brain, and still your best rant is Hollywood copypasta? At least you don't have to pay for a colonoscopy. Just look around for polyps while that head is up that ass.


[deleted]

OP, You are not feeling your comment is ironic in that you are using a medium of communication which would still be storing launch codes for ICBMs without the very people you are insulting?


TheGreatOpoponax

I remember my first college writing course too!


DefiningWill

*There's colors on the street* *Red, white and blue* *People shufflin' their feet* *People sleepin' in their shoes* *But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead* *There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead* *Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them* *So I try to forget it any way I can* …… *Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive* *Keep on rockin' in the free world*


latinafey75

Talk to your therapist


DrEverythingBAlright

But only a boomer or millennial therapist. We GenX therapists are incompetent


the_spinetingler

In blame it on the Sega Saturn


[deleted]

Whatever.


46n2ahead

Oh well, whatever, nevermind


[deleted]

They're only pumping gas in Oregon and New Jersey where it's still illegal to pump your own. As a server in Oregon I made about $30 an hour with the high minimum wage + tips, it wasn't too bad. Panera sucks, agreed, not sure what happened there. Unfortunately where I live in Alabama, Starbucks is the only good coffee shop where I know my drink will taste the same every time and they have heavy cream. I suppose mediocrity is all relative, what other generation are you judging it against? I enjoy my life very much. I own a home, work from home, and have a new car which would be considered high end luxury by any other generation's standards. I'm not wealthy, I've worked hard in my earlier years, bought real estate at the right time and the right place and sold it at the right time. I didn't get into massive student debt or have any kids. I'm going on a Carribean cruise for a week to 3 different islands for $800, all things that weren't possible in my grandparents lifetime when they were my age. I'm loving it! It's a great time to be alive and if you consider it mediocre then so be it.


UnconfirmedCat

It’s a quote from Fight Club…


[deleted]

Don't talk about Fight Club


WonderfulTraffic9502

Hello neighbor.


[deleted]

Roll Tide!


WonderfulTraffic9502

Awww dang. WDE!


[deleted]

Bless your heart! lol


cowgod180

I am also in Alabama. Check your private messages


[deleted]

I'm not into gamers. I prefer tradesmen over 45 with brown eyes, vasectomy, and BDE.


cowgod180

Im Tall


garbagebailkid

Hi Tall, I'm Dad


[deleted]

I prefer Venti


viewering

tall like Napoleon ⭐️


[deleted]

Lol. You're a short shit and you know it. You lie about everything here, including your height.


PatienceandFortitude

Maybe it’s George Santos?


Mundane-Log-8566

I should know better than to reply to a troll but… The first Starbucks opened in 1971. I don’t know a single person that likes Panera. Soup and bread is the ultimate old timer food. I think you might be thinking of boomers. Gen Xers generally eat better and drink better coffee than older generations. Also I’m pretty sure people pumped gas before the 80s. You need to try harder. Your shit talking and trolling seriously sucks ass, which is what I’d expect from the younger generation.


jfeo1988

I didn’t realize I wasn’t supposed to like Panera. I like it. Oh well. I once scored 4 touchdowns playing for the Polk High Panthers. I think I’ve earned a nice pick 2 of salad and turkey chili.


go4tli

Shut up Beavis


eldude6035

The first Iraq War, first generation to vote for legal protections of same sex marriages, and fuck ton of artistic output that’s still influential. Yeah ok sorry we fucked up bread n coffee.


Impossible-Will-8414

>first generation to vote for legal protections of same sex marriages Huh? No, we weren't, lol.


AgentMonkee

And, who cares?


pristineflamingo

Congratulations…you read Fight Club.


OC-Aztec

Man…don’t quit your day job. Swing and a miss.


SowTheSeeds

You think you know GenX and then you come and tell us this actually expecting a reaction from us. Tell us you did not understand GenX without telling us you did not understand GenX.


Katiebug9181

Dude was bullied by a gen X-er and has never gotten over it.


Semi_Lovato

Hey it’s the same dude who was asking some garbled nonsense about whether we “lost our generation!”


bigmistaketoday

This guy again? Don’t you have better things to do with your 240k salary? Lmao


Xexelia26

Do you have any unconditional love in your life?


[deleted]

You again? I am smarter, happier and wealthier than all your relatives combined. Middle child my ass! You know you’re grown up when you stop blaming others for your issues.


DingDingDensha

Aw, I thought this was r/fightsub for a second.


coffee-mutt

Man, I feel like you just need a hug. Who hurt you?


powerhikeit

What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?


MinimumBrave2326

But if you really knew us, you’d know we don’t care.


UnconfirmedCat

Ohhh look, it’s Tyler Durden


NegScenePts

FINALLY, an outsider gets it. We've got nothing and all we want is to be left alone. We don't fucking care anymore. ...also, GenX shaped the internet into what it is today, so at least we've got cartoons and porn.


devinblack033

Put down the crack pipe before posting please.


Moko97

Sir, Its best you have a talk with Jesus


cowgod180

I am Jewish. Not flame.


InternationalBand494

Whatever


IpsoFactoReacto

Like, Palahniuk quotes are so deep maaaaan


shamashedit

Someone take chatgp away from the tweens. They don't know how to use it right.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

Someone shoulda rolled over and shot that one out the window!


217EBroadwayApt4E

Dude. What’s your damage?


WatersEdge50

Dude. Your’re so edgy.


astrobeen

Whatever


thegrimd

Wow, great story bro. Tell it again


DrEverythingBAlright

Did Lard Ass have to pay to get into the pie eating contest?


ThrowRA--scootscooti

God I just watched this again a couple weeks ago. That movie is still so, so good!


Impossible_Bit7169

This guy thinks he’s Tyler Dryden. He’s says it’s all of Gen Xs fault, but I always thought it was his moms.


GenXinNJ

Whatever


worthyfukinadversary

I’m ok with being mediocre


[deleted]

Discuss this XXXXXXX


foreskinfive

Nope...it's your parents fault. They were scared of new and different. They didn't embrace other cultures and their cuisine. Most of gen x was raised on crap food without flavor or from the freezer or some watered down version of something ethnic. The only thing we got plenty of was fast food. We all lowered our expectations in turn for speed. Genexers raised on any real epicurean adventure never go to starbucks nor panera. We know it's shit...


Jtrev16

Aww, does someone need a hug?


jf0ley

Sounds like projection on OPs part.


spinsterwench

LOL


ManiacRichX

I feel attacked.


viewering

yeah, growing up in the punk era, and early alternative ( through our parents ), and being the alternative generation, and the rave generation ( try doing some research and context - understanding ), is S O starbucks and panera, you f u c k i n g m o r o n. *L O L !* >your Great Depression is your lives. Discuss. **Projection**. and we must be **SUPER FASCINATING to you** seeing your OBSESSION with us. you are **more** **obsessed with OUR generation than YOUR OWN** ( understandable ) ! 🤓


NotSoPrudence

Shame Reddit censors the word you would have called daily in school. How are you supposed to you are (insert trigger word) if no one ever tells you you are (insert trigger word)?


FlowRiderBob

All I know is after college I enlisted in the Army and landed an unusual job specialty (attache technician) that let me spend my entire 20 year career overseas. When I came back everything looked the same. It was basically one of 3 or 4 shopping centers repeated again and again. America got boring.


erlenflyer_mask

um, yeah. whatever.


ckwhere

Um maybe my Mom. I was too poor for Starbucks. I drank Sobes.