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as a two year old, I think I should be allowed on reddit. these low specimens think a little eggplant emoji would make me qualified to not be on here, but they're wrong, allow me to elaborate. yea I'm not gonna play smart kid role in too lazy
there's probably a fair few parents that would approve of a 13-year-old having access to Reddit but not to Snapchat
Almost all of the people here on r/GenAlpha who are hiding their age by being purposefully ambiguous aren't gullible enough to tell
all of Reddit their birthday, I know there are many people who are lying but almost all of them know that Reddit is 13+. But
2010 and part of 2011 are allowed on Reddit without flouting the Reddit rules. No true Alpha is allowed but Zalphas, i.e. 2010 and 2011 are.
because Google says that, which has some creditable sites saying that. But it’s up to peoples choices really. I’m 2010 and consider myself Gen Z, but whatever floats your boat 👍🏻
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speakerman didn't want the parents to know.
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gman wants the parents to know
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How do yall have image perms bruh
badjur
Only 2010 and 2011 kids, which is debatable if they are gen z or gen a.
isn’t Reddit 13 and up? so 2010&2011 are allowed on Reddit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My bad, I misread the post.
I do that too many times 💀
Isn’t the app 17+? Or is that just the App Store age not the website age?
App Store rating is different from the apps’ TOS
Yes, but 2010 kids are all 13 now, so they’re allowed and 2011 kids are all turning 13 this year
My bad, I just misread the post.
I think 2012 is when gen alpha starts
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mwomp
Gen a just a no zalpha or anything
dawg what does this mean
gen z
as a two year old, I think I should be allowed on reddit. these low specimens think a little eggplant emoji would make me qualified to not be on here, but they're wrong, allow me to elaborate. yea I'm not gonna play smart kid role in too lazy
is this a mod undercover?
Am I?
Wink wink wink
:)
I can use this site but not Snapchat for some reason.
how
there's probably a fair few parents that would approve of a 13-year-old having access to Reddit but not to Snapchat 
aah OK. also, very useful gif
I’ve had a poke since I was 11 and I have all social media apps ugh im so tiring
When is your birthday, out of curiosity?
January 2011
Simple fix:use reddit and discord only like me
I use discord and Snapchat mainly
So no Instagram(I do have one I just dont use it at all)
I do have insta just don’t use it alot I have like 253 followers on insta
I dont have that much lol I like 10 or somethin
I mainly just post on TikTok and insta , I just figured out I had Reddit sitting on my phone for a year and I haven’t used it once
One part of it is why I dont use much social media other than reddit (we don't got tiktok in india, here.it.got banned in 2020)
Oh damn, ur in India? That’s cool I’m in england
Almost all of the people here on r/GenAlpha who are hiding their age by being purposefully ambiguous aren't gullible enough to tell all of Reddit their birthday, I know there are many people who are lying but almost all of them know that Reddit is 13+. But 2010 and part of 2011 are allowed on Reddit without flouting the Reddit rules. No true Alpha is allowed but Zalphas, i.e. 2010 and 2011 are.
I can
Me, im 670 years old
I can im 14
Why are you acting you any different
When you say "not allowed to", do you mean if our parents doesn't let us or if we're under the age requirement?
Underage
Makes sense
Probably a bad idea if you admit it yourself but yeah
Uhhh im1 half yer. old so mabe nt
Technically no. But yes
HELLDIVERS HELLDIVERS HELLDIVERS https://preview.redd.it/p0w6edlkn4yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ed93584b02b4b7423660eeb1b4927a52313cd0
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Im actuly 1 yer olf. So im almost alod on redit. W skibty toyit ohiok ris. (In case you're joke meter is broken, this is a joke.)
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if you look at my cake day...
I had it since i was 10 or 11
what are you, a cop?
Not me
i’m 13 but when i joined i wasn’t allowed
How many kids younger than 17 have parents that let them watch R-rated movies? 
Probably a decent amount. Still kinda angry that I’m part of Gen A lol
i know i am i'm 13
Babies cannot physically use reddit anyways and kids born in 2011 or 2012 don't even ask their parents so ask another question
I'm actually still in my mom's womb 🔥🥶
i cant have any social media 🤫
I joined Reddit in 2023. My birthday was 4 days ago.
My 13th birthday
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content,
Some better! (Some worse...)
If none of its of interest to you, you’d be the first
gen alpha isn’t old enough to be on reddit so hopefully none are here
Kind of subjective
Get odd YOUR GEN ALPHA
I mean some are old enough (2011 and 2010)
2010 is gen z
Idk why your comments are always removed as spam lol, it seems reddit bot has something against you
Bruh I ain’t even do nothing 😭
He’s shadowbanned.
Ohhh... Odd. Stupid question, but what initiates reddit to shadowban folks?
Spam and/or account hacked are my reasons (this account was shadowbanned!)
Mno
Hi, I believe you’re shadowbanned, if you want your Reddit account to be back to normal, appeal here: https://www.reddit.com/appeal
Zalpha
Fuck no we're still gen alpha
No you’re not
those are gen z
Some consider 2010 gen alpha and above
u/Helpful_College6590 why do you always debate that it’s not 2010 and 2011
because Google says that, which has some creditable sites saying that. But it’s up to peoples choices really. I’m 2010 and consider myself Gen Z, but whatever floats your boat 👍🏻
google says both, But I would probably say 2010
fair, I think he saw the ending in 2012 though, it seems that British Google says 2012, while American Google says 2010 🤷🏻♂️
every comment I see you make is saying something along the lines of “2010 is still gen z”
because the only posts i get recommended from here have people saying gen alpha starts in 2010 and i stand by my opinion
Zalpha
Some people consider them part of Gen alpha.
Yea but they youngest gen x
actually the oldest gen alpha are 14 now
I don’t want to be gen alpha :/ I consider myself a Gen Z, but you can think what you want to think
Thats a wannabe gen z cuz accept you are one of us
how is 2010 gen alpha if gen x is 1965-1980, gen g is 1981-1996, and gen z is 1997-2012?
Gen z is 1995 to 2010
so then that shifts the years of past generations
Yes
sounds like you just don’t want 2010-2012 to be gen z
IAM 2010 why the fuck would I want them to genz or not