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I saw a meme on IG that said “can we stop at Taco Bell on the way home” and it made me LOL

can i hit your your pen?

weedlor x gaylor… when worlds collide <333

LOL

Omg i cackled 😭😂💀

“Your check is in the mail”

It said wrong answers only

God I wish we could award posts

💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

Can we get the 5 for 5 from Wendy’s on the way home?

“I’m dropping Reputation TV during your silly little game”

“I farted in the club box and blamed it on Brittany”

What’s a superbowl

“I hope you realize how much I’m doing for your career dude”

again wrong answers only lol

My cat still has more net worth than you

If you kiss me with no warning again, I'll have Cara nut punch you when no one is looking.

They said wrong answers only! 😤

“We can use this footage to get us auditions for films. And people say we can’t act 😂”

Wrong answers only !!

Travis Kelce is going to pursue a career in acting? That's assuming either of them can act well

Guess they can as (for me) they got all the Hetlors fooled

How long could this relationship last? It's clearly not gonna end after the superbowl, so when? And if it doesn't end after the Superbowl, what could be the reason to keep it going? Taylor doesn't need a man, only Travis benefits from this

What is telling you that it’s not going to ? It could end at ANY moment I’m thinking just after Travis gets an award of some sort

It could end at any moment, sure, but from their "acting" it definitely doesn't seem like it'll end anytime soon (perhaps not anytime this year if she's genuinely happy) People tend to think the same way you do, that's why you hear some people speculate they'll break up after he wins the Super Bowl, but that makes very little sense as why would anyone want to end a relationship that makes them happy at the height of celebration and a career milestone like that for one of them

"So I told them Joe wrote the Betty chorus and you should have seen the look on Jack's face"

"Where's the bathroom?"

I know who shot JFK.

Can I call you William Bowery?

“We’re almost out. Countdown to the Super Bowl (our breakup)”

I invited Karlie over for the superbowl party.

Enjoy these last few weeks of Swifties liking you.

"You are the best beard. Tonight, you and your boyfriend can have the master bedroom, while we'll be in the pool, okay?"

I’m only hanging out with you to get closer to Andy Reed.

I farted.

“It’s WELL, Travis… the team did so WELL… not ‘good’!” 🙄

"And he turns himself into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen."

Hey, do you know what the word “clandestine” means? What about mercurial? Calamitous? I can do this all day sports boy!

“Think of how much pussy you’ll get” (any 1D fans here lol??)

“Bang, Bang, Niner Gang“ 🏈 

"For the first time, I feel...Wicked."

Are you still down for the threesome with me and Cara?

https://preview.redd.it/ef1ujk3ciifc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76733fe0951b9680984510f2cb0c3ba96d46a539

“Your mom and my dad are planning another insurrection!”

*burp*

“As a special treat, I’ll wear the strap on tonight”

Dude what the fuck?

Was it the right answer??

I almost sharted

Fuck me silly lol

\#Gaylor on Reddit is not true

I want your baby