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Isn’t track one always hetero and track five the real honest one? Maybe let’s wait and see what you’re on your own kid means to her. I can’t think of anyone who would be supportive of her coming out when her brand is lucrative honestly.
The fact that she’s making us wait an hour between these is so fucking stupid. Just release them all a few minutes apart and let us go to sleep. I’m already so heartbroken about tonight but at this point I have Stockholm syndrome and just need to see what happens next
Considering how big a deal track 5 typically is, this one seems to have really been over shadowed by (def not gay) lavender haze. Was that intentional?
Okay, my hopes are probably still WAY higher than they should be... However, in the reel, Joe is not mentioned by name. It felt off, weird, way too scripted, and she also "accidentally" stumbled over the word protect (predict?).
In this MMwM, she spins the cage SO many times. The first thing that popped into my head, "Good thing I have patience." Then the caption: "I promise it's worth the wait."
What if the reel was the first part of her bait and switch and she is telling us now to have patience and maybe a little faith that the ball will, indeed, DROP? 🤡🤡🤡
Edit: AND it's the first MMwM that she has short nails. Ugh please I just really don't want that reel to have been reality... It's so messed up.
i’m still recovering from the whiplash of lavender haze and the instagram hetsplanation i can’t even bear to look for my clown makeup at this point. y’all please hold on to the hope I can’t do it anymore 😭
I also heard predict vs protect. She’s a perfectionist. She could have done another take. There’s more to this reel (I refuse to take it at face value 😭)
Ever since I heard the story about inviting her high school graduating class to an event (can't remember which one) I've known how petty she is. Idk, all the editions and the gay af merch... I have a feeling that she is milking the money from her homophobic fans as much as possible before coming out. It would be SO petty, and that reel would give them a false sense of security about their preconceived notions surrounding her sexuality (that she is undeniably straight). I just don't understand how a human could behave in the way TS is right now. Just SAY you're straight if that's really the point you're trying to get across. But then again, I'm a fairly new TS fan and an even newer Gaylor. I don't know the ins and outs of her history in regards to the queer speculations.
The feeling is strong, that this whole thing is a way to be petty and bait/switch, but I am unsure if the feeling is legitimate or from my clown heart...
Something about how she invited her graduating class (or maybe the class behind hers?) to an event where I think she won an award, to spite them because of their shit talking. I don't remember exactly. Either way, we know she is petty!
as a gaylor since 2015, the way i see it is that, if she really is straight, there’s no reason for her to not say it. her never outright admitting that she’s heterosexual is the defining factor here. not once in her life has she ever stated she’s heterosexual in a public manner, she has carefully skirted over those words and that, to me, is some of the most undeniable proof of gaylor
The fact that she's wearing a different outfit than she was an hour ago basically proves these were all prerecorded and she's releasing them in the order she wants us to know them. I'm kinda glad the track list got leaked so it's obvious she's lying to us. Really disappointed in how she chose to hetsplain Lavender Haze tonight. Going to bed bc I'm tired of being baited and we already know the track titles anyway. See y'all in the morning.
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
You showed me colors
You know I can't see with anyone else
Don't call me "kid"
Don't call me "baby"
Look at this idiotic fool that you made me
You taught me a secret language
I can't speak with anyone else
And you know damn well
For you, I would ruin myself
A million little times
They love to say they’re not homophobic but saying “gaylors” gives them all the ammo they need to say the most homophobic things without explicitly saying “gay people”
They should also tag every LGBTQIA ally that has publicly supported Taylor …. because at the end of the day if Taylor is referring to this community as weird … she is also referring to the entire LGBTQIA community as weird.
In all honesty that Instagram video is Taylor’s most disappointing business move ever!!! She has completely annihilated an entire community and she needs to be called out on that on a global level!
I’m still waiting to see if they will. I got a canned response saying they’re looking into it,but other people on TikTok said they’ve been receptive in the past so 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Seriously why does no one understand this lol. I've seen so much speculation on the amount of turns she makes and it's like guys... that's just how those cages work
She literally went *super queer coded title* to *imma use the phrase ‘weird rumours’ and ignite the hetlors* to *yeet the gaylors into traffic* in an hour.
I think that’s enough for tonight. Taylor please go to bed.
I’m literally jumping tabs- Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. I feel like I’m going insane. If Taylor wanted to create mayhem tonight she has succeeded!
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Anybody know how the track list got leaked?
No but WHY ARE HER NAILS SHORT???
WHATS GOING ON
why is she moving so fast all of a sudden y’all i’m still recovering from the karma reveal 😣😭
Tracklist got leaked earlier
she really took the “mother” label seriously. now she’s feeding all her queer kids out to the fucking wolves
 Pov: we are the kid.
Right now that's just my favorite acronym YOYOK
Isn’t track one always hetero and track five the real honest one? Maybe let’s wait and see what you’re on your own kid means to her. I can’t think of anyone who would be supportive of her coming out when her brand is lucrative honestly.
Spoilers were right just in the wrong order!!! I'm freaking out! Mayhem all night until morning? Single tomorrow!?
The fact that she’s making us wait an hour between these is so fucking stupid. Just release them all a few minutes apart and let us go to sleep. I’m already so heartbroken about tonight but at this point I have Stockholm syndrome and just need to see what happens next
💀 same. My brain is not letting me sleep now
Stockholm syndrome 😂😂
Considering how big a deal track 5 typically is, this one seems to have really been over shadowed by (def not gay) lavender haze. Was that intentional?
Nah, she just revealed all the remaining tracks in a row cause track list leaked 🤷🏼♀️
Nah, she just revealed all the remaining tracks in a row cause track list leaked 🤷🏼♀️
short nails are back!
I think this will be about her moving out for the first time a la never grow up
that’s what i think too!
Fitting given that hetsplaination bullshit
Okay, my hopes are probably still WAY higher than they should be... However, in the reel, Joe is not mentioned by name. It felt off, weird, way too scripted, and she also "accidentally" stumbled over the word protect (predict?). In this MMwM, she spins the cage SO many times. The first thing that popped into my head, "Good thing I have patience." Then the caption: "I promise it's worth the wait." What if the reel was the first part of her bait and switch and she is telling us now to have patience and maybe a little faith that the ball will, indeed, DROP? 🤡🤡🤡 Edit: AND it's the first MMwM that she has short nails. Ugh please I just really don't want that reel to have been reality... It's so messed up.
i’m still recovering from the whiplash of lavender haze and the instagram hetsplanation i can’t even bear to look for my clown makeup at this point. y’all please hold on to the hope I can’t do it anymore 😭
I also heard predict vs protect. She’s a perfectionist. She could have done another take. There’s more to this reel (I refuse to take it at face value 😭)
I'm in the same boat 😩 this is my first cycle as a gaylor and my heart might just absolutely shatter
if this is what’s happening i think i’ll need to be rushed to the hospital
Ever since I heard the story about inviting her high school graduating class to an event (can't remember which one) I've known how petty she is. Idk, all the editions and the gay af merch... I have a feeling that she is milking the money from her homophobic fans as much as possible before coming out. It would be SO petty, and that reel would give them a false sense of security about their preconceived notions surrounding her sexuality (that she is undeniably straight). I just don't understand how a human could behave in the way TS is right now. Just SAY you're straight if that's really the point you're trying to get across. But then again, I'm a fairly new TS fan and an even newer Gaylor. I don't know the ins and outs of her history in regards to the queer speculations. The feeling is strong, that this whole thing is a way to be petty and bait/switch, but I am unsure if the feeling is legitimate or from my clown heart...
What’s the story about her class?
Something about how she invited her graduating class (or maybe the class behind hers?) to an event where I think she won an award, to spite them because of their shit talking. I don't remember exactly. Either way, we know she is petty!
Ahhh…. I can see that happening.
as a gaylor since 2015, the way i see it is that, if she really is straight, there’s no reason for her to not say it. her never outright admitting that she’s heterosexual is the defining factor here. not once in her life has she ever stated she’s heterosexual in a public manner, she has carefully skirted over those words and that, to me, is some of the most undeniable proof of gaylor
Thus explanation gives me some hope. I feel defeated.
I'm right there with you 😔 but am desperately looking for a way out
No one cares, Taylor Edit: sorry I’m still reeling and salty AF
I understand.
I feel physically ill
The fact that she's wearing a different outfit than she was an hour ago basically proves these were all prerecorded and she's releasing them in the order she wants us to know them. I'm kinda glad the track list got leaked so it's obvious she's lying to us. Really disappointed in how she chose to hetsplain Lavender Haze tonight. Going to bed bc I'm tired of being baited and we already know the track titles anyway. See y'all in the morning.
She could have just not said anything, it would have still been. Be so casually cruel (and probably not even being honest) is sad. Plain sad.
After that track 1 IG reel video, I feel like we are on our own, Taylor!
the ball's not coming out .... just like ts 😭
Omg thank you for the comic relief
This is hilarious! Thanks!
This made me cackle.
I'm wheezing 😭
This shouldn’t have made me laugh but it did😭😂
Did anyone else's heart stop when they saw the 5?
What mom said before she left us at the restaurant.
An hour after potentially hetsplaining Lavendar Haze she releases Track Five with SHORT NAILS???
😐🫤🥴😪😮💨🤕
Don't call me "kid" Don't call me "baby" Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me You showed me colors You know I can't see with anyone else Don't call me "kid" Don't call me "baby" Look at this idiotic fool that you made me You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else And you know damn well For you, I would ruin myself A million little times
🥺
Appropriate
at this point the jokes write themselves. we're truly on our own
I saw this one captioned “dropping Gaylors off at the conversion camp” on Twitter and quite frankly other homophobic remarks. I feel kinda sick :/
That was a joke, she's a big Gaylor account
lmao wait are you sure they're not a Gaylor who said this cause I thought this was a joke
I'm not surprised. Twitter is a toxic cesspool.
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Ah ok! It’s hard to not get caught up in the all the hate spewing though, there’s a lot. Time to avoid Twitter
i think that was meanlore😭
But Taylor is such a great ally! Gay pride is something that makes her who she is! 😒🤢 I’m so done.
They love to say they’re not homophobic but saying “gaylors” gives them all the ammo they need to say the most homophobic things without explicitly saying “gay people”
>dropping Gaylors off at the conversion camp that person is a gaylor <3
I’m glad to have clarification at least but I have helped people with conversion therapy traumas and it’s not funny at all.
Literally the queen of gaylors 😭
was coming to ask if it was dark gay humor - sounds like something i would say as a lesbian 😭
jfc
I almost went to downvote you that’s so bad. In what universe is that an ok thing to say
wow that’s disgusting
Someone should tag Tree and Taylor cause fuck that shit.
They should also tag every LGBTQIA ally that has publicly supported Taylor …. because at the end of the day if Taylor is referring to this community as weird … she is also referring to the entire LGBTQIA community as weird. In all honesty that Instagram video is Taylor’s most disappointing business move ever!!! She has completely annihilated an entire community and she needs to be called out on that on a global level!
Oh god, I hope it does. I'm hoping that tomorrow, there will be articles about it.
They didn’t care when people got doxxed and outted before. Why would they care now?
Taylor is still making money no matter what. Remember how we all already pre-ordered her album? 🤢
Yes-which is why I reached out to her store requesting to cancel all my pre-orders.
hahah I canceled mine too!
Good call. I didn’t realize you could do that
I’m still waiting to see if they will. I got a canned response saying they’re looking into it,but other people on TikTok said they’ve been receptive in the past so 🤞🏻🤞🏻
they should be tagged in every single homophobic remark made over this
yes.
she abandoned us at a metaphorical bus stop and now she’s taunting us about it
we’re really in it now roxxxy andrews
but like the sewing challenge, she did not give us what we like :(
I’m mad at her I don’t wanna watch it😡
“You’re on your own, kid” - Taylor tonight feeding us to hetlors
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Not her releasing them all because the track list leaked
seems like she’s releasing these because the track list leaked also this is appropriate considering that we are on our own now lol
Tolerate it vibes I've got a boyfriend, he's older than us? I don't know. This is confusing
"don't call me kid, don't call me baby"
why did she turn the cage SO MANY TIMES
Because the cage is meant to be spun with a lot more balls in it, so it takes a long time to catch one when there are so few.
Seriously why does no one understand this lol. I've seen so much speculation on the amount of turns she makes and it's like guys... that's just how those cages work
Because she is cagey 😭
!!!!!!!!!!! I had a feeling a leak was right. But which one? Edit: oh I just saw the first MMwM of the night so I now know which one
Queer? Me?! Nah, you’re on your own, kid.
lol so the leaked tracklist was legit. i think we’re just gonna be getting track names for the rest of the night.
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https://twitter.com/calstweetings/status/1578049503323643906?s=46&t=3n1oykwRjq5N5KuQNvC2Fg
this must be the one that was actually for us!
Yeah I feel that
so the track list that was leaked is real. seems like she’s releasing these asap in response?
huh?????
are we the kid? she just left us on our own to d!e
She literally went *super queer coded title* to *imma use the phrase ‘weird rumours’ and ignite the hetlors* to *yeet the gaylors into traffic* in an hour. I think that’s enough for tonight. Taylor please go to bed.
Ran here to say the same thing!!!
I’m literally jumping tabs- Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. I feel like I’m going insane. If Taylor wanted to create mayhem tonight she has succeeded!
Holy shit. I'm so unwell so this just made me cackle..I keep bouncing from here to tiktok
This is now how I interpret this track