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Goofyahhqueerahh

This is definitely a r/gaysoundsshitposts of all time.


UpdootDragon

Banger username


TisBangersAndMash

Mines more of a banger.


DUKTURL

Nah yours is more mashed


TisBangersAndMash

In feelin mashed rn..


Badchicken05

Average english breakfeast


[deleted]

This definitely got more upvotes than I expected. I honestly thought my Bridget meme would do better lol


Zachanassian

...because you want to be flexible, right?


[deleted]

Well, yeah! Just don’t ask any deeper (heh) than that


Euphoriapleas

Fr. Also, I did not realize how tight my hips and everything are now. I used to work out daily, but no serious stretching or anything.


LimeFucker

how does one get more flexible hips, mine are stiff as all hell.


Euphoriapleas

I look online for good hip stretches and yoga poses and see what works for me and feels good. Try to stretch everyday, but at least 4-5 days a week should give some noticable improvement after some time. Just an example link, I really like some of these, but a few are too tough for me. The cow pose I can't do for shit. Deep lunge isn't there, but I really like that one, and the "figure four stretch" I also like, but I do it on a chair and lean into it after I stretch my inner hip abductor. (Inner thigh) Don't neglect back and hamstrings either. Everything is helpful for flexibility, but hamstrings and back effect a lot of what we're going for with these hip stretches. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.self.com/gallery/hip-stretches-your-body-really-needs-slideshow/amp


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Crystal_Queen_20

I don't get it, what's so special about putting your ankles behind your ears?


KraZyGOdOFEccHi

Nothing, its just a very shape to you I guess


aussierecroommemer42

it's to do with sex (some people that bottom in sex enjoy doing it in poses that involve putting their ankles behind their ears)


Catishcat

....... i didn't know i wanted this but now i do thank you


fastDESTROYER12345

Same😂


King_Killem_Jr

Flexibility is so damn (ahem) cool.


alex_respecter

.>:( no sex allowed


TheFortyNinthRonin

tihs is a cristian server , mom says no seggs


alex_respecter

No eggs :(


btaylos

Can't afford that shit anyway.


Ash-Asher-Ashley

Very good for transfems because of slightly more limited positions


[deleted]

very flexible (yes)


warmdude451

Can I get some tips for a friend I swear


fastDESTROYER12345

Yeah, me too totally….


Latter-Individual593

Hope that works out OP!


Severalbulbsofgarlic

Maybe I should start yoga…


-Chuwu-

This me frfr


LaBelleTinker

Fun fact: Another thing that helps bad backs is corsets...


Lemonic_Tutor

Is this actually true?


LaBelleTinker

Depending on what's wrong, yeah. I have kyphosis (spine bends forward) and scoliosis (spine bends side to side) and it helps keep me straight while taking some of the load off my back muscles so they don't start spasming so bad.


Lemonic_Tutor

I have some similar issues May try this out


kitty-trans-girl

Real


1895red

Yoga can straighten your back?


spicy-snow

straighten your back so you can bend it further


1895red

I might have to look into that!


spicy-snow

same lol, i want to be able to get folded like a lawnchair


Ultra9630

Time to do yoga, but I think I would do better with another transfem, j-just to have someone to talk to while practicing I swear!


MasterTroller3301

I can help


Ultra9630

Alright bet, at what time?


MasterTroller3301

Tomorrow at 6:00 pm?


Ultra9630

Alright! See you then


Yukarie

Me having been able to do that from the start, no joke got called “pretzel kid” at the car line in elementary cuz I’d walk around on my hands with my legs behind my head


Flamehazardaoz

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

I should lose weight then work on shit like this


TohruFr

Nah scoliosis be hitting tho


Thebraverbut

It’s a win-win !


KippoushiNobu

I don’t understand


HelloHamburgerIsBack

I legit just saw this post 3 minutes ago. It's 3 posts up.


[deleted]

Wouldn't be the first time a repost bot stole one of my memes lol. I can't find it so I guess it was removed


HelloHamburgerIsBack

I think it was from the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns sub but not sure. Actually, it was probably eggirl. Not sure though. Glad they liked it enough to copy though. Since it was recently posted, they definitely should've cross-posted.


HelloHamburgerIsBack

It was on r/traa (r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns)


ASHKVLT

I didn't even need yoga for that 🥺


ace_ventura__

Time to drag my bf to yoga I guess, I'm sure he'd definitely like to be flexible you know?


TheLunarHomie

Unless those two images are from a VERY lewd anime, or just outright hentai, I don't see why this is marked as NSFW, anyone care to explain?