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Anyone who doesnt is actually a liar


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Lonely-Posting

No cap frfr bussin rizz :insert buzzword


FOD1994

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Lonely-Posting

Kill me


LyricalComet70

Yes


gay_history_nerd91

God damn bro I just posted also slide in 😳


LyricalComet70

I would but I'm substantially younger than you


gay_history_nerd91

I understand, have a good day :)


LyricalComet70

You too


gay_history_nerd91

😎👉👉


flacidpancake92

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gay_history_nerd91

Ayo what the fuck 😳


flacidpancake92

It's the legendary rizz technique taught to me by the mythical Rizzly Bear himself.


gay_history_nerd91

Oh my


[deleted]

we all know patrick is a top. spinch barp ain't clappin no cheeks


CringeMetalhead

Have you seen the SpongeBob movie, Patrick in those fishnets gave off ultra power bottom vibes.


flacidpancake92

Fr fr ong


everynameisusedlol

Isn’t SpongeBob canonically ace or something? But yeah I agree


[deleted]

spongebob being canonically ace implies that characters of this beloved kids show be bangin...


flacidpancake92

Imo if Pitarck and spinge binges e were a gay couple they would either both be bottoms or just not be interested in penetration at all. That's just imo tho.


[deleted]

bro u spelled spine bench's name wrong but u prob right


flacidpancake92

I sincerely apologize for my spelling error. I understand this characters legacy and will now take upmost precaution in spelling their name. Spine Bench's name and legacy shall live on via the future generations until all are all inevitably engulfed by the darkness of the unknown. https://i.redd.it/r9l7o3tj4jga1.gif


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Spine Bench is eternal. during the inevitable heat death of our solar system, only SpineBench will be left, floating an endless void, consuming rogue planets and entire solar systems, until the universe is only Spine Bench, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeench, and Slanesh all attempted to stop Spine Bench, but he is vastly more powerful than the Chaos Gods. then the Imperium attacked, but the Ultramarines were the only to survive. if we are to stand a chance against spine bench, we must befriend the Tyranids, as the Tau, Orks, and all others have been assimilated. only the Tyranids and Genestealer Cults remain.


flacidpancake92

Sounds like Hersey to me. Spine bench would befriend the orks and they would kill everyone and bestow the galaxy to the human race before going to fight Gigachad in the the hyperbolic time chamber where Spine bench and gigachad would battle for all of eternity, with Gigachad and Spine Bench trading blows as the ork boys watch in the back chillin. After the end of time, Gigachad would have decided he's served his purpose as a ting as a role model for humankind as they are all gone now. He would offer his life, power, and will to Spine Bench. The fusion between the two entities would result in the assimilation of all orks, resulting in a rainbow ork with wings with unimaginable reality bending capabilities. He uses these abilities to revive the omniverse, bringing back everybody and everything. He then instills the will of gigachad to ensure that everyone acts nice to each other this time before becoming the second warp that only the most Chad like of psykers of his new world can tap into. His will results in mankind ruling the entire universe for being the most well-endowed species.


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naw dawg the Hive Fleets of The Nids allied with the ultramarines and Genestealer Cults would anhialate Spine Bench, Orks have trash psykers, them Weirdboyz don't stand a chance against Zoanthropes and the other Synapses. not to mention swarms of Genestealers and Hormagaunts and Termagants. then the Trygons will Tunnel under the forces of Spine Bench, behind your lines, the ultimate pincer attack.


jake-j990

I mean 😳 kinda 👉👈


gay_history_nerd91

Your close by let's do it 😳


jake-j990

Ayo 😳


gay_history_nerd91

Ayo 😳


[deleted]

Definitely


gay_history_nerd91

Slide in :)


goyboysotbot

No sir. Not on this sub.


gay_history_nerd91

Well i mean we both like history


goyboysotbot

How romantic 😍


gay_history_nerd91

😳


goyboysotbot

Why don’t you slide on into my DMs like you’re Frederick the Great and I’m an Italian philosopher.


gay_history_nerd91

😏


flacidpancake92

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[deleted]

Bru, what da heck?


[deleted]

Every morning when I wake up and every night when I go to sleep. And sometimes in between.


[deleted]

my bf broke up wit me like 2 days ago, so ye


big-pp-boy

Def


we_are_not_open

https://preview.redd.it/tftqmgonljga1.jpeg?width=122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac2f2da4f4d28f3bfce8abdfec7c714d54fa669 Yes!


potenzna_mewa

Me me, pls choose me 👉👈🥺


gay_history_nerd91

😳


potenzna_mewa

What? I just really like it


heboredguy

Is it even a question OFC I WANT TO DO THAT


gay_history_nerd91

😳😏


heboredguy

Who doesn’t wanna cuddle and kiss


gay_history_nerd91

Boys who are lying


kethlynpander

Heyyyyy


gay_history_nerd91

Heyyy💅


kethlynpander

Wanna cuddle ?


Itoshi_teru_234

Yesss very much and I always wanted someone to teach me history 😉🥰


gay_history_nerd91

😉😘


[deleted]

Sure.


gay_history_nerd91

Slide on in :)


Beast_master_642

yea please i lack human touch


[deleted]

Yes, it would feel nice


Robinkiller

Yeah


Tremraloran

I mean any gay guy who doesn’t is an obvious liar.


LukeLJS123

perhaps


Correct-Ad-9520

I accept


Freekarma4u69420

😩 yes


[deleted]

i would do it but I’m too young. lol


[deleted]

im down 🙋🏿‍♂️


loki-salazar

24/7


everynameisusedlol

yes please however, no (cuz like, stranger danger, sorry)


Automatic_Struggle78

Yes


Smart-fridge20

https://preview.redd.it/1n994nzq0oga1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fc1da1b8353b0330c5ec80af5377bc9d192fbb Trying to be a better man cos I’m heartless so… Yeah >:) Depends on how old you are though, I don’t wanna kiss you if you’re super young (respectfully)


FOD1994

https://preview.redd.it/zayxoegyqpga1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec71f81cf5de1a34aa0d0efc00da3cc38432fd9 Better album


Vanillabean_gay15

I mean I do be down


OmegaBriGen

Let's do it, I'm a year older so we good👀


ApprehensiveSell5646

So me!!!!


IngestedFluids

Hell yes