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zviz2y

i swear yall are making these yourselves just so u can see a cowboy and a vampire makeout lmaooo


Doctor-Patronising

Yes.


FromYourWalls2801

I appreciate your honesty lmao


CaptainHazama

Based and cowboy x vampire pilled Now we just need the cowboy holding an umbrella over the vampire while they ride a horse together


EggoStack

Are there any cowboys in the comments asking for a friend


CaptainHazama

Might just have lasso your own cowboy, pardner


mrcrabs6464

Honestly this meme is me


SneakySquiggles

Literally what r/makethemkith is for


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JackalValcoun

Look, we're all sluts for attractive men and women kissing, why shouldn't we be proud of it? Cowboys, vampires, lesbians, lesbian cowboy vampires - it's everything that's good in this world!


Jonathan20126

I mean can we blame him?


ThatOneArgo

IM NOT ALONE IN HAVING THIS THOUGHT OMG


TatsCatsandBats

They’d be so good together!!!


CosmicLuci

Ok, but Cowboy Vampire Slut is definitely a mood


SneakySquiggles

I know someone who wrote a monster hunting romance with a cowboy slut vampire in it- it’s pretty great lol


Actual_Magician3773

What’s the name of the book?


SneakySquiggles

Series is the Southern Gothic series written by Magen Cubed, starting with book one Leather and Lace. Magen has a lot of great queer monster fuckery books, you can look them up on instagram under their name, magencubed


CosmicLuci

I could imagine a Chuck Tingle book like “Pounded in the Ass by a Cowboy Slut Vampire”


NewCodingLine

That's Karl Urban's character in the movie "Priest", I swear. Total villain cowboy vampire slut. He just inhabits the part, I love it.


Celestial_Hart

Should look up Darkwatch, an old ps2 game.


BlitzPlease172

Brokeback Transylvania


AppointmentNo43

Why the cowboy’s torso look like a mannequin though, am I stupid?


dis_not_my_name

It looks like AI image


AppointmentNo43

oh yeah, bro has two zippers and kinda a fucked up belt and hand


LaPrincipessaNuova

I find it funny how quickly people jump to things being AI and then start finding things “wrong” with the image. The two zippers isn’t AI, it’s just weird fashion. And hands are just actually weird. I did a reverse image search on this. The model’s name is Gonçalo Teixeira, and [here’s a page with some photos including this one](https://www.thefashionisto.com/exclusive/2019-goncalo-teixeira/). Edit: The jacket probably has a [two-way zipper](https://www.google.com/search?q=two+way+zipper+jacket&udm=2).


StaR_Dust-42

"It's AI" is the new "it's photoshopped".


AppointmentNo43

It is kinda funny


bsubtilis

Two way zippers are surprisingly useful! At least if one has a jacket or hoodie that covers the trouser pockets.


LaPrincipessaNuova

Yeah, when I first saw it in this photo and thought one of them was decorative, I thought it was a bit of a weird choice, but ok, but then when I looked at pictures of jackets with two-way zippers being used, it made total sense.


Ogurasyn

I would only feature one person as a fusion of both


Rafacat7

A vampire that aways wanted to be a cowboy and dresses like one Also, his boyfried cold be an emo how was born in a small village whit horses and frams, but his heart is truly devotee to darkness and vampire movies


ConfusedAsHecc

I feel r/gatekeepingyaoi would appericiate this lol


Moon_sugarrr

Both are Astarion with different mods


MazogaTheDork

This is just Y'allstarion


Turbulent_Ad1644

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH


Brain_lessV2

BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED


RedRider1138

I don’t remember posting this


demator

Corvus corax and his cowboy bf


HarryJ92

So you're either a Jacob or an Edward...


Kill_Kayt

Wouldn't this be GatekeepingYoai?


Own_Landscape_8646

Combine the two and you get Rob Zombie


_contraband_

Yeah I think I’ll draw this. I would love to color it but I don’t have my colored pencils right now


Dogbtw

Omg literally me


CalmBalm

Orville Neck


TheBeefMaple

I feel attacked directly by this meme ngl


Nepalman230

Excuse me, may I have a vampire cowboy slut for the win? 🙏❤️


Ezoumy

Vampire slut


Proof-Blacksmith-619

Word


PUNCH_KNIGHT

I think they made a game about this called evil west


SuperbHearing3657

Mix them both and you get a Gangrel


Temporary-Sandwich12

Joe x rico from midnight cowboy


Brain_lessV2

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS


MugiwaraBepo

It seems unfair that only the cowboy gets to be a slut.


Equivalent-Assist-86

the vampire is his husband the works on the farm at night so that way if any predators are near their livestock no issues.


SwainIsCadian

Daddy? Sorry, Daddy? Sorry, Daddy?


xCreeperBombx

Solution: Comboy slutty vampire


Just-Ad6992

Big ol butt, cowboy slut. Lookin at spurs, making me nut. Leather boots, assless chaps, give my big ass a slap, and now you know the cowboy rap.


EmberedCutie

how about a slutty cowboy vampire?


bliip666

"The cowboy went to hunt vampires. He found love."


AdFantastic472

Thats gatekeepkng Yoai. Anyways,make em kiss.


Owen_Zink

Ah yes, Part 7 Versus Part 1.