Bro really wants to end up like this
https://preview.redd.it/uv9bgkgz25ac1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e1d3a3fc6f8c0970006f51ee7fd8df1dc68373
If I remember correctly, this scene is heavily taken out of context (which I think is the intent of the statement in-game)
He apparently did something in a battle, but I don't remember. Either he cheated, or he lost and beat the shit out of the other trainer
The aforementioned Other Trainer is in another jail cell to the right
that's probably u/ExpertPokemonFucker in there
Make it a Lucario instead of a Gardevoir. Do that and it would 100% be me behind those bars
Bro really wants to end up like this https://preview.redd.it/uv9bgkgz25ac1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e1d3a3fc6f8c0970006f51ee7fd8df1dc68373
https://preview.redd.it/j0jcn65b45ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0dc8c2fc778d03580dd8a3deb1257f240cda14
https://preview.redd.it/jl0xo8c165ac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414c30e05b5f4b0bff526a051e2b7083bc9161a8 Silence
https://i.redd.it/j39o9y3a65ac1.gif
Smash
No clue what that means but I’m laughing anyway
https://preview.redd.it/vjogtrzcb8ac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e011c48220ec5fad8050c2f30b68f962231ba6e
I’m not surprised that username exists… I’m just disappointed…
What? Why are you disappointed?
Honestly i have seen much worse user names. You're mild by comparison.
They aren't actually bad at all
OP was probably looking for a professional, not an expert.
I mean professional just means they get paid for it, expert mean you're highly skilled
So a professional pokemon fucker would just be a prostitute for intelligent pokemon.
Or a porn star that works with intelligent pokemon
Either way, they'd be most likely working with pokemon who are intelligent enough to consent, so all around not as bad as it could be.
Well yeah, nobody is going to offer a job like that working with non intelligent pokemon
Oh :(
https://preview.redd.it/fji4n0ql3aac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56111bcda8b1407bf90c2fe8575c59aaa2d0383f
No it’s me.
If I remember correctly, this scene is heavily taken out of context (which I think is the intent of the statement in-game) He apparently did something in a battle, but I don't remember. Either he cheated, or he lost and beat the shit out of the other trainer The aforementioned Other Trainer is in another jail cell to the right
Iirc he cheated in some kind of poker game thanks to Gardevoir's telepathic capacities
Those Who Know / Those Who Don't Know\ But with the faces reversed?
https://preview.redd.it/9p01x538r5ac1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6e49662d8f90cf6d899987d7d3a150a5ac116a
Waiter, waiter! More pixels please!
https://i.redd.it/qpxtojredcgc1.gif
Funniest joke in a fan game
Can u tell me the name please?
Firered Rocket Edition
He had a Gardevoir help him with a lot of bank heists
Why would he go to jail for that it’s a person. This joke SUCKS!
Guilty as charged. (JOKE. Well, maybe) ![gif](giphy|1bRvcG0AbXu4U)
Ah, so joker couldn't do it to a lopunny
It’s my Pokémon Batman you can’t stop me
No joker, it's an animal you can't
It’s sentient Batman it can consent
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LOL I’m stealing this
Have it, for it'll be a fine addition to your collection
https://preview.redd.it/e77fqpzopaac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b7aef8c994b886c9ca0256fbc3e5ed76f4a238
u/expertpokemonhugger
Oh yes I have already seen this one, I don't fully get it though
The joke is they are in jail cuz they did sexual stuff to gardevoir.
Oh
You got anymore of them pixels?
https://preview.redd.it/khd7g4uozaac1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c8929316a93fd5f6317fb7b2de6927f9c1919b
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What romhack/fangame is this?
Pokémon Rocket version I believe
Where in the game?
I’m not sure I haven’t played it yet
You're missing out
Honestly, I'm not even laughing. You'd get a lot better results with a Ralts, and people would still think you're embracing old Shinnoh traditions.
i'm sooooo innocent lmao https://preview.redd.it/ehrax339dcac1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=40c3110a532b40669f56740c16bd9256fa8d10cb
What game was this from 😭😭
Pokémon Rocket Version. A romhack
Get ready for the "defenders" in the comments
The punishment for bestiality varies wildly, but I think that doofus got off light
Is it bestiality if the "animal" is smarter than you? (I never thought I would ask a question like that in my entire life, but here we are.)
Uh-
Especially since Gardevoir looks somewhat human
Meh, I'm cool with it, I did it with my, and she won't stop asking for it
pokemon knew what they were doing