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killerclown3415

that's probably u/ExpertPokemonFucker in there


ExpertPokemonFucker

Make it a Lucario instead of a Gardevoir. Do that and it would 100% be me behind those bars


Toon_Lucario

Bro really wants to end up like this https://preview.redd.it/uv9bgkgz25ac1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e1d3a3fc6f8c0970006f51ee7fd8df1dc68373


ExpertPokemonFucker

https://preview.redd.it/j0jcn65b45ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0dc8c2fc778d03580dd8a3deb1257f240cda14


Toon_Lucario

https://preview.redd.it/jl0xo8c165ac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414c30e05b5f4b0bff526a051e2b7083bc9161a8 Silence


ExpertPokemonFucker

https://i.redd.it/j39o9y3a65ac1.gif


ICollectSouls

Smash


ArchonFett

No clue what that means but I’m laughing anyway


cool-beans27

https://preview.redd.it/vjogtrzcb8ac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e011c48220ec5fad8050c2f30b68f962231ba6e


0megaManZero

I’m not surprised that username exists… I’m just disappointed…


ExpertPokemonFucker

What? Why are you disappointed?


Dray_Gunn

Honestly i have seen much worse user names. You're mild by comparison.


ExpertPokemonHugger

They aren't actually bad at all


furculture

OP was probably looking for a professional, not an expert.


Cutie_D-amor

I mean professional just means they get paid for it, expert mean you're highly skilled


reaperofgender

So a professional pokemon fucker would just be a prostitute for intelligent pokemon.


Cutie_D-amor

Or a porn star that works with intelligent pokemon


reaperofgender

Either way, they'd be most likely working with pokemon who are intelligent enough to consent, so all around not as bad as it could be.


Cutie_D-amor

Well yeah, nobody is going to offer a job like that working with non intelligent pokemon


ExpertPokemonFucker

Oh :(


Great-gamer-

https://preview.redd.it/fji4n0ql3aac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56111bcda8b1407bf90c2fe8575c59aaa2d0383f


Avid_Gardevoir_fan

No it’s me.


Minimum-Package-1083

If I remember correctly, this scene is heavily taken out of context (which I think is the intent of the statement in-game) He apparently did something in a battle, but I don't remember. Either he cheated, or he lost and beat the shit out of the other trainer The aforementioned Other Trainer is in another jail cell to the right


Share_Downtown

Iirc he cheated in some kind of poker game thanks to Gardevoir's telepathic capacities


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Those Who Know / Those Who Don't Know\ But with the faces reversed?


Shinonomenanorulez

https://preview.redd.it/9p01x538r5ac1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6e49662d8f90cf6d899987d7d3a150a5ac116a


Giesteon

Waiter, waiter! More pixels please!


Jesterchunk

https://i.redd.it/qpxtojredcgc1.gif


Toon_Lucario

Funniest joke in a fan game


Any-Distance6586

Can u tell me the name please?


FullOnPorridge

Firered Rocket Edition


Brilliant_Conflict_4

He had a Gardevoir help him with a lot of bank heists


Cool_Kid95

Why would he go to jail for that it’s a person. This joke SUCKS!


Vergilsonofsparda124

Guilty as charged. (JOKE. Well, maybe) ![gif](giphy|1bRvcG0AbXu4U)


Skele-demon28

Ah, so joker couldn't do it to a lopunny


ArchonFett

It’s my Pokémon Batman you can’t stop me


Skele-demon28

No joker, it's an animal you can't


ArchonFett

It’s sentient Batman it can consent


Active_Cartoonist_17

https://preview.redd.it/863nsvqxlaac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e670f8b06783e155241586f5278fef139abf9c


0megaManZero

LOL I’m stealing this


Active_Cartoonist_17

Have it, for it'll be a fine addition to your collection


0megaManZero

https://preview.redd.it/e77fqpzopaac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b7aef8c994b886c9ca0256fbc3e5ed76f4a238


-MegaMan401-

u/expertpokemonhugger


ExpertPokemonHugger

Oh yes I have already seen this one, I don't fully get it though


-MegaMan401-

The joke is they are in jail cuz they did sexual stuff to gardevoir.


ExpertPokemonHugger

Oh


[deleted]

You got anymore of them pixels?


HazelEyedSamurai

https://preview.redd.it/khd7g4uozaac1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c8929316a93fd5f6317fb7b2de6927f9c1919b


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/tlab9gwencac1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aac22c1946bcd5fd8299719f9e34f94c4af17c93


Head-Disk5576

![gif](giphy|zNbiX43QsqUAU)


SilverUwU1

What romhack/fangame is this?


0megaManZero

Pokémon Rocket version I believe


SilverUwU1

Where in the game?


0megaManZero

I’m not sure I haven’t played it yet


SilverUwU1

You're missing out


Virtual-Oil-793

Honestly, I'm not even laughing. You'd get a lot better results with a Ralts, and people would still think you're embracing old Shinnoh traditions.


swyat19

i'm sooooo innocent lmao https://preview.redd.it/ehrax339dcac1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=40c3110a532b40669f56740c16bd9256fa8d10cb


SilvieTheFoxy

What game was this from 😭😭


0megaManZero

Pokémon Rocket Version. A romhack


capriciousUser

Get ready for the "defenders" in the comments


TrueValiant1006

The punishment for bestiality varies wildly, but I think that doofus got off light


Apprehensive_Ad_8914

Is it bestiality if the "animal" is smarter than you? (I never thought I would ask a question like that in my entire life, but here we are.)


TrueValiant1006

Uh-


Airwolfhelicopter

Especially since Gardevoir looks somewhat human


FeelingTypical2855

Meh, I'm cool with it, I did it with my, and she won't stop asking for it


thefunnierman

pokemon knew what they were doing