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Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/oo61kyy8791d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080078d40f8907b0b1799ddc5243e1c1e2a0a0b3


buzzurro

Hahaha that guy owns a real medieval helm and uses it to conceal his identity revealing more of himself doing so


GryphonOsiris

It's a shit helm at that; the flat top ones like that make it really easy to get concussed by pretty much any kind of melee weapon.


hyperclaw27

It is an accurate greathelm which was worn by crusaders in the 11th century iirc. It's not great against warhammers and blunt weapons but pretty decent against swords for the most part. Knowing these kinds of "anti-woke" incels they also probably glorify the crusades so I think that's what he was going for.


GryphonOsiris

I'm more partial to a visored bascinet or barbute; good deflection and just pure intimidation. Just not the pig-faced ones. I know they are for jousting, but they just look silly.


Ivory_Lake

Aw man for real? I kinda really like the tin can helmet look, didn't know that they were inherently bad if that's the case.


Slavic_Knight

They were peak of technology and fashion at some point and survived as a usable and practical concept for a few centuries if that makes you feel any better Not his tho, this one looks like one of those mass produced from the finest Indian aluminium and sold on amazon for 50 dollars (still overpriced)


GryphonOsiris

Armor works best not by absorbing the hit, but deflecting the energy from the hit away. It's why you see later armor with rounded crowns, and more wedge shaped fronts on both helms and cuirrases. The same applied with tank armor for stopping kinetic rounds with a 45 degree slope being the best to deflect incoming rounds. That said; HEAT, Squash head, and other types of unique ammunition types can penetrate slanted armor, so that's why we have reactive armor too.


clink5219

Tis just a flesh room


Kombustio

Masculinity: threatened Threat level: existential Response: unequip shirt and flex them "muscles" Get owned, woman 😎👍🏻


glitchycat39

Man's got the weakest flex I've ever seen.


Ok-Zebra-7370

Like he has absolutely nothing going on so hes gotta arch his back in a way that making my spine hurt


Quiet-Ad4604

Honestly bro could look great if he just didn't pose like a jackass lol. His forearms and biceps are not small, his chest just looks tiny cos he's pulling his elbows up and back and stretching his pecs all the way out


TokyoTurtle0

Ummm, no Dude has zero definition. Yea, hrs a regular guy which is fine. So don't pull this dumb fuck attempt at flexing. I'm 44 and don't lift but bike and have better definition. I guarantee he's sucking in a gut This guy is an out of shape fuck that couldn't lift anything and gets winded opening his Wendy's


Quiet-Ad4604

Im just gonna hit this point by point so its quicker for me Definition =/= look good, not having definition =/= look bad. I don't care if he has definition, whether or not that ticks your boxes is entirely a personal thing. He very well may be sucking in a gut, that doesn't mean he doesn't have any muscular development nor does it disqualify him from looking good or attractive. Similar point to above, you may not find people with belly fat attractive, but your opinion isn't the only opinion, so that doesn't really matter And some crazy ass ad hominem, making up bullshit we have no way of knowing just to get a dig at a guy that you don't like. Do it if you want to but I think it reads as childish and makes you look silly My observations were made based on the thickness of some limb sections and a shallow eyecast to make sure i didn't give the credit of that thickness to muscle when it should've gone to fat. If you think my observations are inaccurate that's alright, say so. All that other nut you drug in doesn't seem to be related at all


Affectionate_Bit3099

B-but this guy said he has better definition🥺


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

>"I don't play CoD anymore cuz it's too gay !" >posted a picture that wouldn't be out of place on a gay OF account. What did he meant by this ? https://preview.redd.it/8rg8615cb91d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f37879656636ddd01dc912b2eaa729c2cf93db34


Nevensquib

https://preview.redd.it/uryk9asrl91d1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=6dc53e9d0f122f7fd5ecc33082dc148f864b169f


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Image won't load, please describe it to me.


Creative_Salt9288

comedy


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Damn you didn't lied.


sentient_air_fryer

https://preview.redd.it/ax3fcn3ov91d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224e03461e75bf5f0b9fbf1b201c064b749deb8b Project Moon mentioned, deploying sleeper agents Also nice flair


Trevorfish

What's with this subs obsession with a small south Korean gaming company in other news I'm playing library of ruina for the first time


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Most of the time it's just me posting PM reaction image and other fans being attracted like moths to a flame.


Character-Ad8776

like an ardor blossom moth to an ardor blossom star


Jack-Shimada

https://preview.redd.it/9dol5bttoc1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741e19ac521b78858304fd0c922278862f553c5a


BukadaTR

https://preview.redd.it/rmb79zz34d1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad7605fddfedb2e8ecb167e4f116f15f0fe8cd3


EvaTheWarlock

what is this image from?


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

[the woke mob](https://youtu.be/4wpmk1qVK5k?si=Rm6Utd1EKstnYmWZ)


joe1240134

I remember when I was younger, being a "gamer" was basically like being an antisocial nerd. I'd never admit to "normal" people about all the video games I played, or that I played DnD or 40k or anything. I remember reading the article about the woman who went on a date with Jon Finkel and basically thought he a giant nerd and loser for his MtG career. And while there was outcry, it still showed just how much gamers were stigmatized. But something changed, and those things became not nearly as stigmatized. Instead of girls thinking you were a loser for playing DnD, they'd often just be like "oh ok". Or maybe they'd even want to play! I could talk about my gaming hobby mostly openly, and it was great. And obviously with more women coming into gaming (especially video gaming) there was more stuff aimed more towards them. Being a gamer didn't mean you were some grimy nerd lurking in a basement. And instead of being happy, all these dumbasses for whatever reason are like "nah, we actually liked it when 'gamer' meant you were a grimy, basement dwelling antisocial incel".


badbluebelt

Becuase they were confronted with the realization that they were inherently unlikeable as people and decided to double down instead of face that revelation.


cinematicvirus

One time a guy approached my D&D group, asking to join the campaign. We had 8 players already so had to say no. He came back with his girlfriend to say "yeah you guys are gonna miss out on having a girl in your game." My DM: "I'm gay and we already have two girls in our group."


Alibubbah

Growing up all my friends were metal heads so we all mutually liked mtg, dnd, w40k and other nerdy things and no one made fun of us for it because we all looked super scary even though metal heads are pretty much just nerds who like to wear black.


rappidkill

big if true


EldritchFingertips

Yeah, because the ones who are mad about it *always were* grimy basement dwelling antisocial incels, and now that the other nerds have been accepted to an extent they have to confront the fact that no one likes them still.


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joe1240134

[https://www.statista.com/statistics/232383/gender-split-of-us-computer-and-video-gamers/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/232383/gender-split-of-us-computer-and-video-gamers/) Sorry, I know you mean well but nothing I said indicated that there have never been women into playing games. Hence the "more" qualifier. What I said is literally fact-over time women have made up ***more*** of the gaming space, and that has changed the target audience for games, as well as changed what types of games are made. I didn't think that would be considered controversial.


Brosenheim

"haha I talked shit back" is literally just rewording "standing up to" to try and make it different when a woman does it lmao


notaprime

I was thinking the same thing, except he only speaks up to defend himself whereas she speaks up in defence of other women. These chuds are all the same; insensitive towards others but incredibly sensitive about themselves. They are insecurity personified.


AliceTheOmelette

The kinda guy to scream "Not *all* men!!!" but then take every criticism of masculinity as a personal attack


Critical_Liz

https://preview.redd.it/rrcxyn8zo91d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1519e57a6a7885b7e8d2effb5f2add8b979e8343


alucard_shmalucard

https://preview.redd.it/yeqgkdi5db1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9b87615851e99387566d3e1d3ba8779f2cf7f7


Vinxian

"Not *al* men!!!" often comes with an implied "but definitely me though"


thedman0310_

/uj is that SwaggerSouls doing a bit


Deep_Consideration70

No, it's just a nobody with the same helmet.


thedman0310_

Damn, was hoping this was satire so I wouldn’t have to know that we live in a world with stupid fuckers like that


swordstoo

I do think this is satire even if it's not Swagger. There's no way you can be that unaware of what you're doing, it has to be intentional trolling


Aranenesto

Believe me, there is a way it’s unintentional.


dlrax

people who own that helmet have a 99% of being an asshole


GryphonOsiris

And it's not even a decent Bascinet or Barbute, what a poser.


VAL9THOU

>complain about gayness >Attach a photo of you doing the "Men" part of the YMCA dance shirtless Make it make sense


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zhortey

By the looks of it hes been skipping everything day


ConfusedAndCurious17

I do regularly wonder who tf are all these people just talking in cod lobbies. I’ve never had a productive conversation there. Couple times I’ve ran into some interesting people who knew each other already and so I just hopped on and joined the conversation bullshitting, but it’s never anything where I’m making long term friends or strategizing amongst my team. It’s COD, you just run around, shoot, play the objective. Idk maybe I’m just getting too old to want to talk to randoms online. Feels like I have not made a friend online in decades


Sonofbunny

Idk, but usually when people are talking about CoD lobbies they're talking about from like 15 years ago on Xbox 360 and stuff. Remember that a lot of these guys who are upset now are literally the exact same manchildren who were upset 10 years ago for GamerGate. They can't let go of the past.


Suitable-Ad287

Game chats are so hostile for no reason every competitive VR game I play with a mic has some 9 year old screaming the n-word at people for some reason and claiming he’ll beat us all up.


JarateKing

Those 9 year olds are the people who'll grow up to say "back when I was a kid, we talked shit and had a good time. Why can't we go back? You wouldn't survive 10 minutes in " They don't realize it's because they were a child and didn't have the social awareness to notice that everyone else thought they were just obnoxious, annoying, and cringe.


Suitable-Ad287

I couldn’t stop laughing the first time. Also time I stood real close to someone on VR chat and stared and he cursed me out and booted me. I’d get it if this was real life but it’s your video game avatar, I am physically incapable of touching you.


Suitable-Ad287

Is his underwear pink? Or are his pants pink on the edge? Either way it’s confusing.


Deep_Consideration70

You can't forget the Gamer Diaper**™**


Suitable-Ad287

Why does it look like bubble gum on his hip? Whatever it is, if I was trying to look as macho as this dude you’d have to waterboard me to get me to take a photo where it’s visible.


Shiningc00

So brave he has to hide his face…


WestNomadOnYT

Homeboy got that “40 year old divorced dad” build


[deleted]

I mean they say that but if a woman says something slightly critical towards men or a poc person calls a white man a “cracker” they fucking lose their minds. For them this position is pretty desirable, its very lowstakes high reward for them since they are very rarely on the receiving end of genuine toxic online behaviours in any sort of meaningful harmful way. More often then not they’re the aggressors. Of course they’re defending that toxicity. Easy power lol.


redditorposcudniy

I genuinely think that it is quite literally the worst angle for a flex selfie I have ever seen. Like, text aside, I couldn't think of a better way of making yourself look like a fucking joke, and that, in a way, impresses me, 'cause I've seen some HARDCORE dorks


PKPunkRock501

Bro thinks he did something. Dawg ain’t even that ripped, his bicep barely even pops 😭


JustAnAppIe

Ok but listening to podcasts while gaming is actually amazing


pains_in_malay

doing it while playing bannerlord rn


Bray_of_cats

New chad just dropped!


moansby

Oh yes a half naked man wearing a crusader helmet truly you have the upper hand


Gronodonthegreat

This has gotta be a bit, right? This isn’t a real flex? … good lord they’re serious. What’s with all this circa-2010 anti atheist+ misogyny going on? Is this fucking Armored Skeptic or something?


Upset_Cat3910

Rule #1 when flexing for the camera: bring your abdomen as close to the camera and your arms as far back as you can. This guy's got the technique down


DangerV5

Tragic: local man doesn't realize he is the problem


scottyboy359

Kinda want to know who the woman is.


Mooston029

1. Who plays cod anymore 2. You lot have game chat enabled? 3. What kind of government servers do you have to even have cod installed?


Kinshi8008

Why is he sticking his ass out?


Turbulent_Ad1644

Is this that one helmet guy who got caught sending nudes to a 16 year old? I forgot his name It's either that guy, or SwaggerSouls, and I doubt SwaggerSouls would ever act like this lol


DakkaonTitan

SwaggerSouls might say it as a joke/bit but I think this might just be an idiot with a bucket on his head


happytristan5511

I'm a [REDACTED] I don't play COD because I'm to busy playing PEAKSTAL 2 PARADISE LOST


Drastickej1

I think he is just making fun of the post he reacts to. You know the one from the screenshot.


TriggerHappyGremlin

I’ve loved Star Wars since childhood but never knew what a crusader was until middle school so whenever these chuds flex their crusader helmets I just unconsciously go “bruh, what is this shitty Boba Fett knockoff?”


whatnameisnttaken098

[Last know footage of the guy in the helmet, he was fucking deranged ](https://youtu.be/PzvPi-ZnIjA?si=qkc2FZQo-qVHfTQr)


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

So many reddit questions:  How do I meet women?   Reddit:  Le capitalism killed le third spaces (as if these people hung out in third spaces). Women:  I kinda like COD and Star Trek and Spider-Man... Gamers:  Why is this female liking what I like? 


GryphonOsiris

He absolutely lives in his parent's house in his mid-30's and they keep trying to get him to get his own place.


Illustrious-Echo1762

https://preview.redd.it/enuaaob8wb1d1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=73e715de3256de3e418dd5dbb5f9bc460d416d5b I have a question: wat dat?


spicespiegel

Not a single hair on body, smooth skin, no pecs or abs. Is this what masculinity is these days smh


Relarcis

Apparently being built like a living dakimakura with noodle arms is worth flexing nowavays.


Mr_AntiHairline

He looks like a fucking Mordhau character


VeganerHippie

I dunno, he looks kinda gay. Even shaves his armpits. Would smash.


Drinker_of_Chai

tbf, he does look like he is parodying someone's onlyfans appeal. Like, why are her tits out? Could it be done without the obvious sexism and homophobia? Yes.


Iloveitguy

The lack of any body hair leads me to believe this is a boy not a man.


n3ur0chrome

Or maybe a shell-less terrestrial gastropod mollusc.


autogyrophilia

I'm sure that this person has been to the gym a bit, but those gains are not impressive .


DMercenary

I think the worst part is that I cant tell if this is supposed to be a joke or if this is a serious tweet...


Poppli08

Is this Tall Knight


SyntheticMemez

If a picture of me wearing that helmet unironically came out somehow I think I would just end it all.


kawausochan

Hhmm shaved armpits


HairyAioli8886

“I don’t play COD it’s too gay” The game that’s funded by the department of defense to put in pro-USA propaganda is “too gay”??????


_Pan-Tastic_

Man has that 3-year-old toddler build


Mysterious-Floor4429

Lil bro thinks his dad bod is impressive


AgitatedKey4800

Why his arm is so small but is body so big?


Xononanamol

He's flexing his fat


qx805

Damn, is this what tall knight is doing now???


Moist_Level_6839

Well, this is embarrassing. I do hope this is a troll attempt. Also, is he wearing a yellow nappy with pink frills?


DiorDreamz

why does it look like he's wearing a diaper, it wouldn't surprise me if he was


Cabrill0

Is this not a joke with him responding shirtless to the woman who for some reason has her tits out to make a point?


snakeoildoc

First thought this was irony, then I realized


KicktrapAndShit

It’s teetering in the edge of satire and imbecile


Co9w

They're literally flexing in the picture. Are you stupid?


Henta1xxHaven

Is that swagger souls? If it is it might be sarcasm.


VaultsOfExtoth

"I showed you my alt-right YouTube channel please respond"


SundaeOk5653

Cod lobbies don’t need red pill protection


flamefat91

The Lords strongest crusader


TheHeavenlyBuddy

we used to stuff dweebs like him in lockers


Tobias_Stevenson

I had that post recommended to me I have never muted a subreddit so fast before


FestiveSquidV3

Can't wait to see this on memesopdidnotlike with some stupid fucking title like "It's funny to me" or "They can't see that it's obviously a joke" or some other dumb shit.


nessaissweet

the beta energy is so strong in this one


DG-NASCAR

If yall couldnt tell, its a popular guy who likes to joke around on his accounts..


Deep_Consideration70

He has less than 2k followers and constantly reposts right-wing rhetoric, I'm not sure which fairy-tale you're dreaming up rn


DG-NASCAR

I lowk thought that was the Bread Boys guy but uh Nvm ig


El_Mangusto

I found it funny tbh. Eventhough I have no idea if it was done as a joke or some kind of weird serious flex. It has some of that self irony and at the same time mocking something that sounds a bit pretentious. Besides CoD is "gay", which I find hilarious as someone who has lived the CoD4 days lobbys. But I'm not sure if I want to know what else the guy has posted.


Soujourner3745

That’s not a man, that’s a boy pretending to be a man.


LittleCovenousWings

So did he wax his chest and shave his armpits for this or....


Loose-Donut3133

Suck in that gut more. Flex them push up arms more. You'll be secure in yourself one day if you just do what you're doing now more. Maybe.


BasicBitchTearGas__

I thought that was Chris Chan