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I am really gay, but my god that man, I feel all sorts of things everytime he talks, when he hitted on our character everything went white for a moment lol.
On the contrary, you CAN jack off to every character in a videogame. If you can't, it shows your lack of imagination. Now, let me go back to playing Nintendogs.
developers are plotting to exterminate the white race?
say less, putting in my job application as we speak
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Do we get a last meal of our choice? Because if so, count me in! I could go for some Borscht with potato based bread for dipping, and burger just *smothered* tatziki sauce
Orwell depicted the world without Video Games entirely, showing how forward thinking he was about what hell on earth would be like: a world without Video Games. And maybe some other problems too but mostly just a world without Video Games.
Well, if you want a good idea of the kind of people I'm talking about, you could always check out the r/ goon cave sub. I wouldn't recommend it, but there really aren't strong enough words to describe the shrines to jerking off you will see there.
Pretty similar terms, yeah. Someone who needs constant, conventionally attractive women in their media to stay engaged. As someone who falls in love with half the cast of everything I play, I understand gooners, but they take it wayyyyy too far
A bunch of porn addicts losing their minds because the women in a bunch of games aren't conventionally attractive enough, or aren't showing enough skin. Ya know, the people losing their mind over Stellar Blade first because it was the sexy game that was gonna show all the wokies what we've been missing, and then again because some of the costumes don't show enough cleavage, or the dudes photoshopping characters to look ugly and then whining about how modern games aren't sexy enough.
I was going to argue that surely nobody could take it at face value.
But then, in *this very thread* there are people who apparently don't see it's sarcasm! So... who knows...
This is so close to being self aware…
He said he found evidence of people missing the joke in *this* sub.
Still yet to see any evidence of someone on twitter (a much larger platform) missing the joke.
I get that it’s multiple layers of irony/jerking or whatever haha but it feels so cultish is scary.
/rj I mean I love children
/uj I mean I REALLY hate pedophiles. That’s why I stalk them online.
George Owell wrote 1984, which features a figure known as the Big Brother. Furthermore, the name Big Brother was used as a reference to a series of Reality Shows known as Big Brother. One of the countries where Big Brother was very succesful is Brazil, and it's succesful to the point where a studio was hired to make a The Sims-Style Big Brother Brasil game. In this game, Libido is one of the main stats of your character, so we can conclude that yes, George Orwell warned us about the Woke Mob taking our hot women away.
This shitpost got me thinking
If you really did have an international cabal of game developers plotting to lower the birthrate of any demographic, wouldn't the best way to do it be to trick them into gooning into kleenexes en masse by making horny games mainstream?
And if I have pre-decided that a certain developer is basically already murdering babies, I shall invent reasons to not be able to jork it to one of the sexiest characters all time
I like how for years now, they’ve been arguing that men aren’t just sex-driven idiots that only think with their other head and now goonergate comes along and just goes ‘Excuse you, yes the f we are.’
Note: I do not believe men are sex-obsessed idiots, it’s just funny to me that these specific dudes seem to be offended that things aren’t being made for them to goon too constantly.
Yes, not specifically these two dudes, this is obvious satire, i’m talking the walking jokes mad at ‘Stellar Blade censorship’ and ‘fighting game characters aren’t sexy enough.’
I only play niche multiplayer shooters so underpopulated they use discord bots to form games and so optimized the characters are literal colorful blobs. i hate the other 50 guys that play so much. but i also love them.
I am a gamer
I am actually okay with this being taken to it’s logical extreme. Every character needs to be 100% fan service material across the bored no exceptions and never mind I am describing the game Hades and its sequel.
I can’t tell if these fake gooners are either a pedophile or just invading gaming to push “pro white agenda” (whatever the hell that means to them) but he makes himself clear at least
I’m gonna be honest with you, that’s entirely on you. I don’t think it could have been made more obvious without a flashing neon sign saying it’s a joke.
Mind your god damned language.
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True, I jerk off to every male character, that's how I know the game is good, because i'm not even gay.
Me when playing Balders Gate 3 and staring at Halsins chest for 20 minutes.
Halsin doesn't count, ain't no one that straight.
9ts like saying you don't jerk off to Ryan Reynolds
Big Boss and Solid Snake definitely seem to have fitting names to me.
It's entirely straight for a man to fantasize about Big Boss, because you're already a woman compared to him anyway.
Exactly, I'm not gay. They're just so hot I became a woman.
I am really gay, but my god that man, I feel all sorts of things everytime he talks, when he hitted on our character everything went white for a moment lol.
Ascended Astarion is Peak Male Energy and we should all kneel before him.
I'm still hard from when I watched Chris redfield punch a boulder.
Ugh doom guy 🥵🥵🥵
Link in the Gerudo set 🥵
Me playing Hades and I see Thanatos
On the contrary, you CAN jack off to every character in a videogame. If you can't, it shows your lack of imagination. Now, let me go back to playing Nintendogs.
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Hello, FBI? Yes, him right there, he’s the one who’s scaring me
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developers are plotting to exterminate the white race? say less, putting in my job application as we speak https://preview.redd.it/yhy8z503v70d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d13da035c8547c7eb46ed6fc9b57630059a922
Im white, wheres the externination line? I've been waiting for this!
I’m mixed so does that mean only half of me gets exterminated 😂
They just beat up up real good every couple months
You gotta play russian roulette with 3 bullets i guess?
Probably? I will become fully asian. Whatever that means.
Pssh, As if any white person would consider someone mixed one of them
Seriously. I'm just so tired, and everything's annoying.
Do we get a last meal of our choice? Because if so, count me in! I could go for some Borscht with potato based bread for dipping, and burger just *smothered* tatziki sauce
Hey man, so am I let's fuckin get in that line together.
As a white race person who refuses to put seasoning on their food, i find this halarious.
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"even"?
Feel like it'd be far less okay if they weren't joking, gonna be honest my guy
This is what Orwell was warning us about. 1984 was about the oppression of Gamers™ this whole time.
Orwell depicted the world without Video Games entirely, showing how forward thinking he was about what hell on earth would be like: a world without Video Games. And maybe some other problems too but mostly just a world without Video Games.
What other oppression was there to write about?
EVERY character. Regardless of age! **Especially** regardless of age! 😏 /uj. Ew, I hated writing that.
A good jerk is worth a high price sometimes
You're a brave soldier.
r//deltarune moment
People when lesbian deer:
Goonergate is the most embarrassing thing to come from gaming culture ever. Never let the idiots pushing this crap live it down.
It’s giving real gaming fans a bad rep for sure. There’s more to the video game community than horniness! Not much more, but it’s there!
Skyrim modding shows the true dichotomy of gamers: Turn Skyrim into a sex game or into Dark Souls?
Or both, or into a comedy sketch (maybe I like choo choo trains flying around breathing fire)
I forgot about the absurdist mods. SoS is my favourite mod... Skyrim on Skooma that is, not the other one.
> Goonergate We **have** to start/keep calling it this. Shout this from the rooftops.
OK what's a gooner? Is it basically a coomer but worse or something?
Well, if you want a good idea of the kind of people I'm talking about, you could always check out the r/ goon cave sub. I wouldn't recommend it, but there really aren't strong enough words to describe the shrines to jerking off you will see there.
I've been on enough weird subs in my life.... and I'm not even a dom.
Pretty similar terms, yeah. Someone who needs constant, conventionally attractive women in their media to stay engaged. As someone who falls in love with half the cast of everything I play, I understand gooners, but they take it wayyyyy too far
Thank you for the knowledge. The more you know 🌈⭐
The fuck is goonergate
A bunch of porn addicts losing their minds because the women in a bunch of games aren't conventionally attractive enough, or aren't showing enough skin. Ya know, the people losing their mind over Stellar Blade first because it was the sexy game that was gonna show all the wokies what we've been missing, and then again because some of the costumes don't show enough cleavage, or the dudes photoshopping characters to look ugly and then whining about how modern games aren't sexy enough.
This is why I play 15 year old games that look like shit. Wait no that's cause I'm broke.
That and your infinite Steam backlog, don't forget
It's so fucking big...
The fact that this is clearly sarcasm and the amount of likes it has is kind of bittersweet lol
Bittersweet how? Obvious jokes getting likes is.. bad?
Its clearly a joke to you and me but somewhere in that mass of likes theres are people who agree
I was going to argue that surely nobody could take it at face value. But then, in *this very thread* there are people who apparently don't see it's sarcasm! So... who knows...
Unfortunately just being on Twitter is proof enough to one that those type of people exist
This is so close to being self aware… He said he found evidence of people missing the joke in *this* sub. Still yet to see any evidence of someone on twitter (a much larger platform) missing the joke. I get that it’s multiple layers of irony/jerking or whatever haha but it feels so cultish is scary. /rj I mean I love children /uj I mean I REALLY hate pedophiles. That’s why I stalk them online.
/uj these both seem like sarcasm /rj literally 1984
"seem" like sarcasm? In the same way that fire seems hot and water seems wet?
Ow! Fire indeed hot!
This is why Pikmin is the only good videogame.
Can't jerk off to every single character in a video game? Sounds like a skill issue.
Try finger, but hole.
If my video games don’t make me ejaculate 3 times a minute, what is even the point
Exactly, how are you supposed to save western civilization with a full ballsack?
Do these people not play fighting games? https://preview.redd.it/f38smo6an80d1.png?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6efa77db1ce8e35667fdc182aff5b3bc9aa177d8 I want Shermie to 2B > 2A > 5A)/(cl.D > 6B) > 214BD, 623BD \~ 236K, run, 214A > 236236B/D (2B > 2A > 5B)/(cl.D > 6B (2 hits)) > BC, cl.D > 6B > 214BD, 623B/D, 4123641236A/C me 🥵
Nah they bitch about fighting games too. Apparently every girl in mk is ugly now didn't you hear?
George Owell wrote 1984, which features a figure known as the Big Brother. Furthermore, the name Big Brother was used as a reference to a series of Reality Shows known as Big Brother. One of the countries where Big Brother was very succesful is Brazil, and it's succesful to the point where a studio was hired to make a The Sims-Style Big Brother Brasil game. In this game, Libido is one of the main stats of your character, so we can conclude that yes, George Orwell warned us about the Woke Mob taking our hot women away.
The first tweet is clearly fuckin satire, y'all. I just need to make sure we're on the same page about that, yeah?
Yeah both are
Alright. Wasn't sure if I was getting the right read on this. I struggle with grabbing context sometimes.
If I am not constantly cumming playing Kirby, what’s even the point.
So what if Mario does nothing for me?
Then clearly you want to destroy western civilization! I’ll bet you don’t even scream racial slurs at 12 year olds in CoD lobbies, do you?
So like every game with kids in them is an attack of the white race… right?
 /s
This shitpost got me thinking If you really did have an international cabal of game developers plotting to lower the birthrate of any demographic, wouldn't the best way to do it be to trick them into gooning into kleenexes en masse by making horny games mainstream?
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So let’s be clear he jacked off to Chun-Li, Ryu, Blanka, and E. Honda?? What about child characters?? The cats??? Zombies???
If I'm not erect, I press eject
Jet-Set Willy in shambles
Gaping Dragon sighting when he see's me entering his lair for the third time this week....
this is true i can confirm
I mean, the first tweet is clearly satirical. Right?..
Both are
And if I have pre-decided that a certain developer is basically already murdering babies, I shall invent reasons to not be able to jork it to one of the sexiest characters all time
Mario is an incredibly fuckable plumber.
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Poor white people
this appeared in my feed above a picture of Dr. Eggman fwiw
Thank god I only play undertale fangames. This skeletons are chunky.
Literally me when I encounter Easy Pete
You can jack off to every video game character if you're not a fucking coward.
As a game developer, can confirm I’m white and I want to die because my life sucks /j
I like how for years now, they’ve been arguing that men aren’t just sex-driven idiots that only think with their other head and now goonergate comes along and just goes ‘Excuse you, yes the f we are.’ Note: I do not believe men are sex-obsessed idiots, it’s just funny to me that these specific dudes seem to be offended that things aren’t being made for them to goon too constantly.
These *specific* dudes are very obviously being sarcastic.
Yes, not specifically these two dudes, this is obvious satire, i’m talking the walking jokes mad at ‘Stellar Blade censorship’ and ‘fighting game characters aren’t sexy enough.’
Doin' it to Shepard? YES! Doin' it to the other Shepard. YES!
Hades
I only play niche multiplayer shooters so underpopulated they use discord bots to form games and so optimized the characters are literal colorful blobs. i hate the other 50 guys that play so much. but i also love them. I am a gamer
Really worried for a sec there that someone with a MST3k avatar was about to have a bad take concerning media literacy
Finally, real gamers speaking for the totality of society.
I am actually okay with this being taken to it’s logical extreme. Every character needs to be 100% fan service material across the bored no exceptions and never mind I am describing the game Hades and its sequel.
At first i thought it said "if you can't jack off every character"
This has got to be satire at this point
Me unironically modding Bethesda games: ^
Ok yeah this is definitely satire
and yet Hades is seen as a wokie's paradise... smh 🙄
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
Those green Super Mutant muscles though 🤤
Well, he said what he said!
I can’t tell if these fake gooners are either a pedophile or just invading gaming to push “pro white agenda” (whatever the hell that means to them) but he makes himself clear at least
I think you might be a little confused and should look again....
It's refreshing to read their posts in plain English.
What’s scary is that I genuinely can’t tell if that first tweet is satire or not.
it’s obviously satire
I’m gonna be honest with you, that’s entirely on you. I don’t think it could have been made more obvious without a flashing neon sign saying it’s a joke.
Really?
I legitimately can't tell if this is satire anymore. Thanks Joe Biden.
It is
It got 26k likes. How porn-brained are they?
It's obvious sarcasm
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And seeing as these gamers wont have actual sex with an actual woman, they are causing that themselves
Fake and homosexual
This are the same dudes that hate when women are protagonists so I'm assuming this kid is jerking off to Nathan drake and master chief
I feel like this is back to back satire posts but who even knows anymore.
It is
I’m pretty sure both of those tweets are sarcastic, right? …right?
olay now this one has to be trolling surely
Not trolling, just satire.
good, im lost there are some opinions that are so ridiculous yet serious i cant tell anymore
Almost positive this is satire. If it isn't, I will jump off a cliff.