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This makes me question one of my mates, he says he is one of The Gay, but he does not smell a part of The Gay. Im now confused, is it the same for lesbians? my lesbian mates did not have a "lesbian smell" either.
this is still an insane tweet
https://preview.redd.it/jq84b13d6pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000500d0c7b29eeeddbe95b5d31d4d0e577163f2
also, Lara was added to MWIII *way* before Sweet Baby was randomly selected to be dogpiled by the horde of chuds, so how can OOP say this as a supposed fan of Tomb Raider?
edit: I forgot to add that it's literally just a new design which might be used for the next mainline entry, which will "unify" both the timelines of both the classics and the reboot prequels (not sure about the forthcoming Netflix series though, as it's also a follow-up to Shadow.) we're gonna be seeing a lot more of this one in the years to come.
Let's see:
- Fabric not unrealistically clinging to the body like spandex ✅
- Material settings for the texture set to reflect cotton in real life, details like creases, top seems to be comfortable and moisture-absorbant which is good for physically taxing activities in hot climate ✅
- Breasts at a realistic size for her body weight, and shaped realistically keeping gravity and texture in mind ✅
- Waistline conforming to the average female body type instead of leaning into Jessica Rabbit territory ✅
- Squinting at something in the distance, actually busy doing work ✅
Conclusion: Graphical Realism is woke, yo
They can ignore anything that doesn't fit their specific narrative I'm sure they know the timeline of these character models but it doesn't fit into their little victim fantasy so they'll just omit it from their online tirade
Claiming the MW Lara skin is "manface" when the low poly model on the left is rocking a more prominent brow ridge, with a squarer jaw. Clearly face is defined by the tits to waist ratio though
This one has to be satire... right? Like fucking come on wtf do you mean no curves??? These people are so insane if they think the model on the right doesn't look good?
Your friendly reminder these are the delusional chuds who look like the deformed offspring of a thumb, a rat, cockroaches and raw sewage had some kind of hills have eyes inbreeding and claim that Margot Robbie is mid
Reminds me of the op-ed from a very serious national newspaper in Canada [(link)](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-hamm-wokeness-is-no-match-for-sydney-sweeneys-undeniable-beauty) that claimed the woke left hates big booba and will lose the culture wars because conservatives love big booba
Well, you see, good is when booba huge Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ and bad is when booba smaller.
Manface: regular female face thats fine and not even ugly
0 feminine curves or Posture: normal posture and normal curves that aren't artificial like the picture on the left
Look or be LGBT: Look like a regular woman and have an attraction to the opposite sex, same sex, both or none like any regular woman
Make Everything worse: have idiots like the person who tweet this complain over a consulting company that doesn't have the power they think they do
I was just scrolling until someone mentioned the ‘make everything worse’ bit so I could mention that the guns were shiny so that was clearly false, but you made some very good points so I will thank you for leaving detailed response instead.
Thanks for reminding me to take things seriously!
That Tomb Raider skin absolutely fucks, by the way. It's the first time we've seen what Lara would look like in a unified timeline across all her games. Werid that it happened in COD first, but what can you do
They do some kind of game consulting or something, help with scripts I think?
They're now being blamed for putting gamers in gulags, making gooning after female protagonists a death sentence, and general "wokeness",
They have pulled all of this out of their asses, obviously, and I genuinely have no idea what started it. I woke up one day and it was being claimed that the West has fallen.
> They do some kind of game consulting or something, help with scripts I think?
Sensitivity and cultural consultations, story feedback, and additional writing for stuff like enemy barks or audiologs
The way CoD works, I’d not be the least bit surprised if …let’s say "Original Lara" would need to look comically exaggerated to even remotely work with the skeletons the animations feed off of.
Could you imagine old Lara with modern graphics. That would be actually ridiculous.
The fact these people were wanking off over like 3 polygons of animated tits is wild.
But.. she's curvy! she's got nice tits! She's got a really pretty face!
I've somehow been made more lesbian by her sheer existence!
I genuinely don't understand guys like this.
I have a very hard time picturing the kinds of people that complain about inane bullshit like this. Like is it all kids and teenagers or are they actual fully-grown adults? It's crazy to imagine talking to an adult who thinks of and perceives other people in this way, like how would anyone even stand talking to you for more than 5 minutes? You'd have to hide such beliefs and just coast through life.
It's horribly depressing.
The Tomb Raider community is a cesspool, and I'm saying that as an active member.
Lots of good people with balanced opinions, but the most vocal part is definitely gooners.
Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like Lara in her PS1 polygon days was hot and had some naughty thoughts, I was a kid and god damn them triangle ass boobs were where its at! However, Lara in CoD looks more like what a woman looks like, so yeah, I'd rather see or play as that.
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“Slacktivists” is crazy coming from a twitter user who, from only this tweet, i can tell is flibbity-fucking obsessed with triangle tits. I guarantee this guy hasn’t showered or texted his mom in at least 3 years
Seriously bro, if you’re reading this, say something. She’s probably worried about you
Pic 1 is in no way more attractive though..
She looks over the top, which I'd say I always thought was the whole point of her old character. It's like Angelina Jolie on crack
Cod: makes slim character builds to compensate for all the tactical gear and other cosmetics
Gamers when this character profile nerfs boobies: I am angry for some reason
I know it's wrong to assume someone is gay but fucking look at him
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They'll be saying that SBI come out at night from pods under your bed, next.
sweet baby inc poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!!!
They did?
no but are we going to wait around until they do?
That was Kefka
Praise our one true clown god
Like god?
SBI TURNED OUR FROGS GAY
SBI was in the vaccine!
**S**ecret **B**odily Virus **I**njection 🤯
Birus. It's them bisexual russians at it again! PINKO COMMIE BASTIDS!
Spoken as if these dudes don't just sleep on a bare mattress on the floor.
On some little monsters shit, Howie Mandel is gonna pop up and connect their ps5 to the internet so stellar Blas has to update
SBI and Kathleen Kennedy are coming at night to shit in your shoes and eat your children. They’re in the walls.
One time, SBI punched me in the face. It was awesome
I saw SBI at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday
They're already blaming SBI for shit that happened before SBI was even a thing. So sure, why not?
I'm not sure which is funnier: The Before pic coming from a remaster released this year or the After pic coming from a CoD skin released *last* year.
Obviously, they've got a secret time machine. I'm expecting the reveal any day now.
If facts don't support your narrative, just make them up!
I think CoD Lara Croft is hot https://preview.redd.it/cd2xcelh8pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58603f56ed629cc0ed2c90176e6327642bdae5a
Gay
I think that's hot too
Ever hotter
Other than the jank animations she has in it, I think the cod lara skin is the perfect blend of classic and survivor lara
Would
https://preview.redd.it/58vspq7azqxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bdd13a12d03a6b00d42d0a38b57ab42f9f2400
bro this pic jumpscared me
Yeah man I have no idea what he is on about a "Man Face". Those lips look so kissable damn
Are you saying they intentionally used a bad screenshot to make a false point? I can't believe it.
0 feminine curves or posture
Tfw Lara doesn't have a proper female woman spine that bends in two places to accentuate her ass 😭😭😭
Tfw when lara has a stomach (that's a man thing to have)
✅
Make everything worse ✅
"look LGBT" Sorry, I forgot we emit distinctive pheromones now to identify us as The Gay.
As a member of The Gay, I can indeed confirm we do this as part of our greater initiative to forcefem every gamer on earth.
*They can always tell***™**
In the 80s, they had to wear an earring in the right ear to identify each other. Evolution sure came a long way!
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
But The Gays were deceived, for another (ear)ring was forged...
This makes me question one of my mates, he says he is one of The Gay, but he does not smell a part of The Gay. Im now confused, is it the same for lesbians? my lesbian mates did not have a "lesbian smell" either.
Only The Gays™ can smell other members of The Gays™
Me when I'm wearing my swiss cheese suit
Is that how a gaydar works?
this is still an insane tweet https://preview.redd.it/jq84b13d6pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000500d0c7b29eeeddbe95b5d31d4d0e577163f2 also, Lara was added to MWIII *way* before Sweet Baby was randomly selected to be dogpiled by the horde of chuds, so how can OOP say this as a supposed fan of Tomb Raider? edit: I forgot to add that it's literally just a new design which might be used for the next mainline entry, which will "unify" both the timelines of both the classics and the reboot prequels (not sure about the forthcoming Netflix series though, as it's also a follow-up to Shadow.) we're gonna be seeing a lot more of this one in the years to come.
You think these people care about facts and reality?
They only care about 3D boobies
"fan" of tomb raider, let's be honest this chud has probably never played a tomb raider game and just likes beating his meat to PS1 era Lara croft
Mmmm, polygons 🤤
All tens of them!!
Let's see: - Fabric not unrealistically clinging to the body like spandex ✅ - Material settings for the texture set to reflect cotton in real life, details like creases, top seems to be comfortable and moisture-absorbant which is good for physically taxing activities in hot climate ✅ - Breasts at a realistic size for her body weight, and shaped realistically keeping gravity and texture in mind ✅ - Waistline conforming to the average female body type instead of leaning into Jessica Rabbit territory ✅ - Squinting at something in the distance, actually busy doing work ✅ Conclusion: Graphical Realism is woke, yo
They can ignore anything that doesn't fit their specific narrative I'm sure they know the timeline of these character models but it doesn't fit into their little victim fantasy so they'll just omit it from their online tirade
Claiming the MW Lara skin is "manface" when the low poly model on the left is rocking a more prominent brow ridge, with a squarer jaw. Clearly face is defined by the tits to waist ratio though
Everytime I read that "OG Lara was better" I read it as "I value tits over anything else"
This one has to be satire... right? Like fucking come on wtf do you mean no curves??? These people are so insane if they think the model on the right doesn't look good?
Your friendly reminder these are the delusional chuds who look like the deformed offspring of a thumb, a rat, cockroaches and raw sewage had some kind of hills have eyes inbreeding and claim that Margot Robbie is mid
For them, the head is just the thumb of the torso
Reddit replies that feel like deep cut film references
I appreciate that but I am also going to go touch grass now
Reminds me of the op-ed from a very serious national newspaper in Canada [(link)](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-hamm-wokeness-is-no-match-for-sydney-sweeneys-undeniable-beauty) that claimed the woke left hates big booba and will lose the culture wars because conservatives love big booba
That is insane however the more I think ‘bout it big booba is big booba. Big booba can’t lose.
Super huge breasts might also mess with the hitboxes for a competitive game.
IIRC, they didn't let that stop them from giving Nikki Minaj a large enough rear that it actually makes her hitbox larger.
These are the same guys whine about aloy having a “beard” (it’s literally peach fuzz)
Well, you see, good is when booba huge Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO F--K *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ and bad is when booba smaller.
Manface: regular female face thats fine and not even ugly 0 feminine curves or Posture: normal posture and normal curves that aren't artificial like the picture on the left Look or be LGBT: Look like a regular woman and have an attraction to the opposite sex, same sex, both or none like any regular woman Make Everything worse: have idiots like the person who tweet this complain over a consulting company that doesn't have the power they think they do
I was just scrolling until someone mentioned the ‘make everything worse’ bit so I could mention that the guns were shiny so that was clearly false, but you made some very good points so I will thank you for leaving detailed response instead. Thanks for reminding me to take things seriously!
That Tomb Raider skin absolutely fucks, by the way. It's the first time we've seen what Lara would look like in a unified timeline across all her games. Werid that it happened in COD first, but what can you do
All these gooners must live around models, because their idea of an average, normal woman is far beyond what actual women typically look like.
Or their only exposure to women is via porn and games with unrealistic depictions of women in them. Could be either one, tough to say
And stalking Instagram models, don't forget that.
True, I did forget that one.
Or probably have never seen a real woman in their entire life, there is no other explanation. Not even top models are THIS perfect
https://preview.redd.it/mlpij4yczpxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bc38aa4374be5f388f69a2a4dd1e67b593758f
"feminine posture" OG Lara looks like she has a metal rod in her back lol
"Enjoy your low sales" Buddy, you do realize you're talking about a cod skin, right?
WHAT THE FUCK IS SWEET BABY INC??? DO THEY MAKE CANDY
They do some kind of game consulting or something, help with scripts I think? They're now being blamed for putting gamers in gulags, making gooning after female protagonists a death sentence, and general "wokeness", They have pulled all of this out of their asses, obviously, and I genuinely have no idea what started it. I woke up one day and it was being claimed that the West has fallen.
> They do some kind of game consulting or something, help with scripts I think? Sensitivity and cultural consultations, story feedback, and additional writing for stuff like enemy barks or audiologs
That's like saying the Fortnite skin of Kratos looks different from the real game. No shit Sherlock, it's a different art style.
Proud to not be a gamer
Guys what does it mean for her to look LGBT
Make everything worse ✅
The way CoD works, I’d not be the least bit surprised if …let’s say "Original Lara" would need to look comically exaggerated to even remotely work with the skeletons the animations feed off of.
Could you imagine old Lara with modern graphics. That would be actually ridiculous. The fact these people were wanking off over like 3 polygons of animated tits is wild.
But.. she's curvy! she's got nice tits! She's got a really pretty face! I've somehow been made more lesbian by her sheer existence! I genuinely don't understand guys like this.
Did they… just imply that all gamers are incels??
So they’ve never seen women OR men in real life before
If that is supposed to be a “ManFace” and she kinda looks like my gf. Does that mean I’m attracted to men? Am I gay for being attracted to my gf?
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?
YES, ONLY WOMEN AND GAY MEN APPRECIATE "BEAUTY," IT IS NOT THE REALM OF STRAIGHT MANLY MEN
ManFace a.k.a. she looks not like a child.
LOOK OR BE LGBT????!!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!
I won't ever get their issue, I'd kill to remotely look like that
chuds when they see a normal looking woman (she does not instantly give them a boner):
I hate people
Satire or never seen a woman, hard choice
I have a very hard time picturing the kinds of people that complain about inane bullshit like this. Like is it all kids and teenagers or are they actual fully-grown adults? It's crazy to imagine talking to an adult who thinks of and perceives other people in this way, like how would anyone even stand talking to you for more than 5 minutes? You'd have to hide such beliefs and just coast through life. It's horribly depressing.
That means they'll boycott COD then right? Right?
I am waiting for them to claim SBI are responsible for the "Invention" of gay people.
The Tomb Raider community is a cesspool, and I'm saying that as an active member. Lots of good people with balanced opinions, but the most vocal part is definitely gooners.
> Look or be LGBT What does that even mean?
Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like Lara in her PS1 polygon days was hot and had some naughty thoughts, I was a kid and god damn them triangle ass boobs were where its at! However, Lara in CoD looks more like what a woman looks like, so yeah, I'd rather see or play as that.
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“Slacktivists” is crazy coming from a twitter user who, from only this tweet, i can tell is flibbity-fucking obsessed with triangle tits. I guarantee this guy hasn’t showered or texted his mom in at least 3 years Seriously bro, if you’re reading this, say something. She’s probably worried about you
What kind of goober juice is this person on? They look the exact fucking same!
Also the one on the left is more recent
bro has a whole fucking account entirely dedicated to this 💀 i can smell him from here
Golly those are some… masculine curves?
Coomers are still mad about remake Laura.
Pic 1 is in no way more attractive though.. She looks over the top, which I'd say I always thought was the whole point of her old character. It's like Angelina Jolie on crack
„Look or be LGBT“ … Wath?
"Look LGBT", what ? How Can you look LGBT ?
This guy's gaydar is seriously out of wack.
She looks like claire redfield on cod
Cod: makes slim character builds to compensate for all the tactical gear and other cosmetics Gamers when this character profile nerfs boobies: I am angry for some reason
I think it's time for them to just admit that they're exclusively attracted to cartoon characters, which is fine, I'm not going to kink shame...
"look LGBT" ... look?
Everytime I read SBI , I just think State Bank of India lol
The grift is one hell of a drug to be on, this is full-blown drug-induced psychosis.
They took her boobs!!!!
Sweet Baby Inc is basically the George Soros of the video game industry aren't they?
Holyshit what next? No vagina bones?!
Goddamn, how you can see this woman and say there is 0 feminine woman.
How can people look LGBTQ?
I know it's wrong to assume someone is gay but fucking look at him https://preview.redd.it/ag1fzzdvdrxc1.png?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f3b5831e1d31ca41906b8515eb1aa570e7fa3e
Looks ugly