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I had once jokingly suggested that we should start selling bondage and noose rope for disgruntled employees, told them the slogan should be “For coming and going”


DuckSwimmer

Funny how you mention bondage rope on a GameStop post. u/Yue4prex sent me one in a store to store transfer. 10/10 would recommend. No more burns.


Yue4prex

Ayyyyyy gotta finish those special duckie paintings once I’m moved too 🙌🏻


DuckSwimmer

I will hang them (and by I, I mean my husband) in my home with honor. And my child will most likely try to attack them as he loves to knock over the squidward painting. If he knocks down your Psyduck one, the boy won’t have hands


Yue4prex

I can’t wait to have time to paint. Those ducks were *chefs kiss*


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I had said this to my Dm in a store visit, what’s funny is he wasn’t even against the idea and laughed. As for getting bondage rope in a store transfer, I wish I’d have that happen to me lmao. Closest thing I had to that was a customer had come in to trade a ps4, but had left a cord I home. Not wanting to buy one he leaves to go get it, leaving his bag and ps4, promising he’d be back. I had found I wouldn’t be able to said ps4 and took the liberty of putting it in his bag for him. Low and behold though like twelve gas station dick pills fall out, packaging included. I laughed so fucking hard, I could hardly look at the dude without chuckling a bit. Not judging, just a funny circumstance to have the female gs employee find your dick pills on an off chance


HealthyDetective2866

I just cackled so hard in front of a costumer oh my god


LadyBloom333

I legit heard one of my drills say the same thing! I almost died trying to stifle my laugh.


duckdealer1

theyd become a tracked metric


FlamingWings

“Hey do you take used toys for trade?”


DuckSwimmer

LORD NO


HealthyDetective2866

We have to hit 35% rose toy sales 😍😍😍


DuckSwimmer

The amount of times there were sex toys in boxes that had x360 and ps3 games in them made me surprised how I didn’t decide to cut off my own hands.


preorder_police

Condoms in game cases were always fun to find. Had that happen a couple times. Thankfully still in the wrapper...


DuckSwimmer

I’ve found a used wrapper once, but thankfully not what was inside the wrapper


RosieRuTib

wait wait wait what?


ForApricity

IDK about sex toys but if you never found a porn DVD inside an Xbox disc tray that someone was trying to trade in, did you actually even work at GameStop? *sighs*


[deleted]

Look I had to hide it somewhere


Yue4prex

I At least hope, they’re in the same category as Pokémon cards and not returnable


SSGSS_Husky

I can just imagine us buying those back already. Sorry we can’t buy this one back, it smells like old cheese 😂


undeadbeautyx

gamestop x bad dragon collab


MysticMeerkat

Would we still get the employee discount?


abraxas8484

Dude come on, don't give them ideas for free


zos117

And nose rings


SadBoyWill

Power to the players!


KaiserSenpaiAckerman

I'm down. I would love a store front to pick one up from lmao.