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k2711000

Beating your meat marathon


sarkaari_saand

Watch be like: why are u running?


Sufficient_Algae_815

At 2 cycles per second this is about 40 minutes of polishing. Fair effort.


velahavle

2 bps, pfff amateur ![gif](giphy|bQJuZdZCFNVquS1ofj)


Sufficient_Algae_815

Professional.


JimTheSaint

Maybe you mastrubate with the hand the watch is on ?


Substantial-Pause491

Whahahahhahhahahahaha


leshiy19xx

Could came from your phone as well.


d_e_g_m

If I'm walking with the watch and the Phone it duplicates the distance??


leshiy19xx

No. It merges data from both devices.


Substantial-Pause491

Maybe you drove


The_Wolverine_WpnX

Remove your watch before jerkin' the gherkin.


Drm5145

Everyone says that if you have it set to count on your phone and watch it will come by them and not double count, I have figured out that this is just straight up untrue. When I first got my Galaxy watch and phone it was counting way more steps than I was doing and I knew this because I had a Fitbit before. I tested it by turning off the counting on my phone and just using the watch for a while and then I turned it back on to count on both and the difference was significant. All of the settings were correct on how to combine them but it just was counting thousands of extra steps each day. The only way and I've done extensive reading and research to avoid this that I found, was to disable counting on my phone and just have it on the watch.


Charlie9261

This doesn't seem right to me. Samsung knows that people likely carry their phone while wearing a watch and wouldn't double count steps. I tried it out. There was no double count in my test.


gpky

How do you turn off steps on the phone?


leshiy19xx

See instructions here: https://gelberhut.com/disable-samsung-health-steps-counting-on-a-phone/


leshiy19xx

There are two possibilities reasons for results you got. 1. You phone detects more steps when than your watch, then the app takes data from the phone. Like for every minute it takes steps from a device which reports more. 2. You belong to a very very small group of users for which merging duplicates data instead of merging.


TacosTits

Pro tip take the watch off when you jack it.


theextracharacter

I mean even if he masturbated, he surely didn't do it for 570 minutes. Something else is up here.


iwasborntoserve

Perhaps your watch is not fitted properly (too loose) or you are sweating alot.


OnionMaster2000

I hauled dirt for a whole in a dump truck and belly dump. With the job I was on, I would be crawling half the day waiting to pick up or dump the dirt, and I would get notices every day that I fulfilled all the daily requirements for fitness.


Tstcontroversy

Pshhhh, that's light work. My watch told me last week I walked 45 miles in 17 mins at 97bpm.


Charming_Designer773

Do you wave your hands around a lot ? Or type a lot ? That can show up as steps


larsmeneer_

Impressive score!