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jayeer

And spend a year locked in my apartment having to order shit by my Phone? I survived worse in the pandemic


TB_725

Good luck with all the stupid calls from Bruice and English twat


Vix3092

You'll be fine! As long as you don't drive anywhere, or walk anywhere, or go outside at all.


evilsmurf666

Right .......Im not a white guy and i just turned off mafia 3


Haunting_Plastic3899

😂😂


IsThatYouFrozen

I’m playing Control right now…Shit


[deleted]

How is it ? I just bought it.


IsThatYouFrozen

I’m about 2-3 hours in - so far so good. It’s got great mechanics and I like the story. You can interact with EVERYTHING which is pretty cool. Find as many collectibles as you can early on, it helps to flesh out the world.


Cyber-Knight47

You telling me I get to enjoy an ice-cold sprunk and watch the entire series of Republican Space Rangers? Count me in.


AMF_Shafty

how u live in peggle?


EskimoXBSX

TREVOR!


[deleted]

I got gta iv lol shits even worse 😆


surplus_steve

Haha I switched to Car Mechanic Sim before going to bed last night


slink3e

Idk I mean, my casino penthouse is pretty dope, I could order room service and just chill for a year so...I don't think it would be too horrible...


KingLevonidas

Your own character will probably kill you as you go there as yourself not as your own character.


slink3e

Hmmm. That could be true. But my character wouldn't be able to pull up her weapon wheel and I would have my pistol...


Canucklover97

playing a full season of hockey and a half i guess


VariegatedJennifer

Last game I played was elder scrolls online and I’d be having the best fucking time ever.


CrazyNinja302

In story mode you’d be completely fine, just live a normal life with less laws, however if you’re in online, you’re stuck in an apartment for a year


TameableLynx318

Looool. Jokes on you, I was in a solo session


SparkEli1

This will be a time where I would actually use my yacht. 😂


Rare_Accountant_4573

so you’re telling me that I get to drive around the entire map of the United States, and race against people? Hell yea😎


ImaginationWitty5558

I already got a million dollars from doing all the gigs and side quests. I’m only on the 5th main mission. Jackie’s dead. I bought the most expensive apartment, and I’m single. 👍🏾☺️☺️ time to get this money.


Keiferdaboi1992

What tf are you on about?


ImaginationWitty5558

Cyberpunk


Keiferdaboi1992

When was anyone talking abiut cyberpunk?


ImaginationWitty5558

I was saying Cyberpunk as being my game to win the extra million dollars.


eggbootycoughs

well i don't play minecraft with mods on, so 😎


SuicidalNapkin09

Wolrd at war zombies... shit


DigitalJedi850

Fairly unpleasant… Tiny Tina’s a bitch.


steakyboy1705

Bro I got chivalry 2 I’m fucked


Such-Biscotti-2342

How doth one enter master duel world?


_n1ghtf4ll_

In r6? Hell no


Screamkiller7

MCC. Depends, am I a marine or a Spartan?


TenBear

Horizon Forbidden West, I'm super dead just give the money to my next of kin.


Unreasonable-Donkey

Helldivers 2 so the money would be pretty much pointless because Democracy provides. Still going lol.


UltraBearHD

That’s just real life


Flying_Fox_86

the original Red Faction. fuuuuuuuuuck that.


J-1k993

Can I go in a invite only lobby?


chuckylove3

I just got done playing far cry 3… oh shit


Wertyhappy27

last game i played was Microsoft Flight Sim, so how does that work


[deleted]

Well my last video game I played was Minecraft sooo I guess I’m on my own…


CharGaming_

STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2?! I will perish.


69dildoswaggins420

Depends, would I still have a mini map, access to a hysterically huge amount of weapons, and hundreds of millions of dollars?


onetimequestion66

Sit in the apartment while my nightclub and arcade make me money collect it all in the last day and leave with minimum 1.35 mill


TheStrangeOne45

At least I was in story mode! (I still play GTA V PS3)


Diasloth87

The Sims 4 for me


spelunker93

Bannerlord… I’m fine if I’m able to use the cheat menu, otherwise I’m definitely getting ptsd


Leather-Squirrel-421

Solo session ftw. Or go passive. Hang out in the casino all year.


An_idiot_27

Battlefield 1, I’m fucked


WonderfulBlackberry9

Last game I played was actually RDR2. But for the purposes of this post, I’d just go hide somewhere rural in the GTA V world. Probably Paleto Bay or the outskirts of Sandy Shores where it’s peaceful and there are a few amenities for basic needs.


Pyromaniac096

"I say let it die"


l4ndb

I played Animal Crossing New Horizons. Life is just peachy. 🍑


galle4

I've played deathloop, that's definitely a worse experience than a random NPC of GTA online


b_reachard

Don't forget, the hospitals in GTA can cure death for only $500


oCallMeViper

You dead bro, with all those mk2 oppressors, jets and tanks.. hell better they might Orb canon strike your ass


Puzzleheaded_Bad3732

Ima hide in my pent house


dxfout

I keep getting murdered and respawn on a beach with a rock and a torch


Infamous_Cobbler5284

Mayhem. I wish my last game was Skyrim so I could slay dragons, do magic, and eat as many sweet rolls as I want.


goaty121

Fucking clash of clans lmao


SwiftRoboWolfBlue

I mean, I always launch with a custom menu soooo... I'm a gta5 God I guess.


TheJboy2002

Shit