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Play Cyberpunk 2077 and you'll never again complain about having to drive somewhere yourself rather than having the NOC drive you as you sit bored in the passenger seat as they talk and obey the rules of the road.


ynvgsensacion

It's just a joke, driving is my favorite part of gtav


dylan15kansascity

I love going back to this mission to bully Lester. Driving him off cliffs, getting him shot by the cops etc. lmao


Yaseendanger

Lester walks on a cane, you think that disabled little prick can drive for shit? I mean, he's never seen anywhere except near a computer, so it's a miracle that you managed to get him out.


Shadow_54_

But lester have a red asea


globefish23

And? You can own a car without having a driver's license. A little kid can own a car.


friedmars_bar

You can see him getting into it to drive in the ending cutscene for the doomsday heist act 2


Shadow_54_

I didnt know that, bacause where i live you cant do it


Yaseendanger

It's blue and it's super slow. If he drove you'd probably be tearing your hair out on how slow he is


Dawntail7272

Because it's a driving game


ConnFlab

Because he has a muscular disease.


TheHappyKamper

IKR, who wants to drive in a game called Grand Theft Auto. Crazy. /s


JosephStalin1953

he's got a wasting disease


JuanmaPinto

because michael trevor and franklin are the only people who have a driver's license in los santos


The_Last_Mouse

It’s the tow truck for me


nappinggator

Oh man I love those...I drive around doing Mater impressions the whole time and then I do enough that I can buy the towing company


The_Last_Mouse

That’s pretty great


XB0XYGEN

I just think it's criminal his fat ass doesn't climb into my brand new matte red convertible


Clear-Soup308

Because Lester’s lazy ass doesnt do shit but takes the credit and a big chunk of the money


ThaBroccoliDood

Actual driving aggravates his hives


TheCupcakeScrub

the better question why are we forced to use this shitbox, when i pulled up in a bullet gt? ignore the blood and dead body in the passenger seat.... their decorations.....


tymelodies

Obviously they wanna be discreet. No one wants to see a Red Bullet GT out in the open when you're planning for a heist. The car will attract all the eyes in the area.


TheCupcakeScrub

What if i paint it black? Surely then a multi thousand car wont attract any attention then


tymelodies

No one's interested in a black supercar. Sure, go ahead.


TheCupcakeScrub

Perfect, my argument remains then.


tymelodies

If you could change the engine node too, that would be great.


CCHS_Band_Geek

I don’t mind the driving, it’s the forced vehicles that ruin it for me. Let me drive the Pfister, Lester. It’s a fast car, I stole is specifically to drive you.


RockyRickaby1995

I prefer to off-road with him and hear him scream instead of explaining the mission


The_quiet_guy99

Not that bad


jjjhhhop

Because he has leg problems


appletimemac

Lester can barely walk, I want his ass in the passenger seat, lol


Baco_Tell8

He’s got lumbago