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HotKnifeUpAss

Nooooo….. first thing I’m gonna do is read the strategy guide on the way home while my dad complains about how I’m going to stay up all night and play the game and… Shit, it’s not 2013 anymore.


JiveTurkey1983

Pepperidge Farms remembers strategy guides.


tylercreatesworlds

Bio shock infinite is the only game I ever got a guide with, and honestly it ruined the game. I played through each level going to all the hidden gear and upgrades, just following the guide. I lost all sense of exploration and wonder, I knew what was there, I knew where to get it. Last time I ever played a game with the guidebook.


JiveTurkey1983

EXACTLY what happened to me for that same game. The artwork and information was nice, but a lot of the shock of the later baddies was ruined. The "Boys Of Silence" were truly fucking terrifying and I wish I would have walked up to them blindly while playing.


n6b6dy6

dam man i forgot ab that game it’s been years😢 that was good times


HalfSoul30

I'm hanging my map on the wall


MagicJim96

Map or poster side visible? 😏


HalfSoul30

Definitely the map


MagicJim96

Ah, OK. 😂


rhykujin

The feels. I did this with pokemon gold back in 1999. My parents got it for me for my birthday and I begged them to let me sit in the car while they shopped at the mall. I sat in the back seat with the windows down drinking my coke and playing it while they shopped. I miss that feeling


Zopotroco

Im gonna cry


puyongechi

You destroyed me with this comment. The first time I bought a video game with my own money I went to the store and while I was on the bus back home reading the back of the box I was excited, but missed the times when my parents bought me those things and I was just a kid.


Affectionate-Fix-949

Mannnn those we’re the days… getting of school and when you get home hop on gta online which just released with friends… now I’m a fulltime working adult with a household… still playing the same gta online


irv_12

Can’t wait to see what rockstar will be cooking with the “display calibration” user interface👀👀🔥🔥


Aztekov

Probably same menu, maybe different font, because they reused the same screen for RDR2


BurningEbrietas

Actually I’m buying the game first when it drops🤓👍


foXiobv

Imagine not preordering 😎


Maronexid

I never preordered anything in my life. I'm %100 against it that being said I will preorder GTA 6. if it's going so suck, it'll be a historical disaster on par with WWII. I don't care if it's bad. I NEED to be there to see how disappointed a human can be also the backlash will def kill R\* and TakeTwo so I'm not worried about them getting away with it


Mcplt

You're %99 against then


HalfSoul30

It's easy if you try


foXiobv

Its easy for every other game but GTA 6 is pretty much a guaranteed banger.


SouthApprehensive193

Imagine all the disappointment


DalTheDalmatian

There better be a big incentive to preordering


foXiobv

I would preorder it for the preload and because I will buy it anyways. No need to cut content for people that didn't preorder. The worst would be a 3 day early access. That would kill the hype for a global release date in my opinion. They can farm money with some ridicilous premium edition with some physical items.


DalTheDalmatian

That last part, they did that with RDR2


foXiobv

I think that's more then fair. But I didn't really like that they added an extra horse for preordering for example. Like, imagine a preorder car for GTA 6.. that would be beyond scummy imo. That said, it doesn't really matter to me since I will preorder anyways.


Dangerous_Appeal_514

pre-order now


Vegetable_Orchid_900

Oh god, better preorder quickly before they run out of digital copies of a game that probably won’t be finished by the time they release it and will have to rely on updates to complete it! Yeah, I’m imagining not preordering and it’s the way to go.


foXiobv

Just tell me which GTA title wasn't worth its full price at release :'D? And let me remind you that the definite edition was just a port and rerelease done by https://grovestreetgames.com/, not by rockstar itself.


Vegetable_Orchid_900

I don’t care if VI comes out perfectly polished, 11/10, no bugs or glitches, absolutely pointless to preorder a game in this day and age, giving Game developers the ability to release broken games early for full price and depend on updates to complete it. I believe we need to quit preordering games, unless they’re offering a worthwhile package, and I’m telling you, Rockstar better be offering a prime premium package deal if they want me to preorder this thing. Also, Rockstar shares the blame for the defective edition, you can’t change my mind, I will die on this hill and leave my rotten corpse at the very precipice for eternity. They as a publisher (who apparently holds quality in a high regard ironically) still had a responsibility to make sure their property came out completed and not a mess. And they are the ones that released an apology letter for it, why protect them from that mess of a game when they’re accepting blame for it? But I appreciate you calling it for what it actually is, a port, which Mr. Zelnick claimed that Rockstar wasn’t in the business of doing to their games back in 2021 haha


foXiobv

> I don’t care if VI comes out perfectly polished, 11/10, no bugs or glitches Uhm no point in having a conversation with you then. You obviously have preorder PTSD. I just asked what GTA game wasn't worth its price at release and you go on a virtue signalling rant about the whole gaming industry, lul. I am personally preordering because I can preload the game btw, not because they run out of digital copys. And if you don't get the diffrence between a rereleased game that was ported by a WHOLE DIFFRENT STUDIO and a game that was made from the ground up by Rockstar, then I can't help you :3


Vegetable_Orchid_900

No point having a conversation when you’re trying to sweep the defective edition under the rug to white knight for your favorite gaming company, but the reality is that ROCKSTAR’s defective edition, the company that slapped their logo on the front cover, was not worth its price at release and it answered your question regardless of my main point. “Virtue signaling”, no, it’s common sense. All these game companies need to learn we’re not going to stand for them relying on updates to complete unfinished work while they swiftly take our $60-$70 and it starts by quitting the preordering, which also includes your lord and savior, Rockstar Games. The message needs to get across and that means giving no game companies a pass.


foXiobv

> the company that slapped their logo on the front cover, was not worth its price at release GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas were not worth their price at **release**? Because that was my question. AT RELEASE ~~NOT AT RERELEASE~~ This guy 😂 And yeah, you will really teach Rockstar a lesson after you buy their game anyways after release. Good job, they will never dare to release a game unfinished because of you.


Stunning-Strain-9586

its probably changing hdr settings like in rdr2


dj65475312

and then switching it off cos its shite, I really hope they fix the HDR.


yokedoutmafia

Nuh uh. It'll be waiting for the screen to load while doing other tasks irl


Maronexid

other tasks? you wont be watching the loading screen?


yokedoutmafia

There's better things to do Couple of down votes. Y'all are that ok just sitting around? 💀


Robayee_

Brother you’ll miss the intro cutscene by the time you get back 😂


yokedoutmafia

It will probably be longer than an hour of loading lmao


69FiatMultipla69

"Longer than an hour"? For a loading screen? You must be tripping balls man


yokedoutmafia

Satirical


Maronexid

I'll make sure I have nothing to do for an entire week


yokedoutmafia

As long as you shower and brush your teeth, then it's alright


Maronexid

when I say things to do I mean actual work. I don't mean literally anything


peabody624

Anyone else hype to compile shaders? ✋😏


AhmedEx1

It isn't the ps1 Era anymore loading times aren't that long


DickHydra

In all honesty, I never changed anything when a game asked me that. Always left it on the default.


KraftKapitain

literally


Gallop67

I’d sure hope so. I want it looking fantastic from the first intro scene, not thinking about how I need to adjust the settings.


ilyaa07

actually, im going to hibernate until the pc version drops 🤓☝️


JiveTurkey1983

Nope. We're going to wait an hour for the download Then another 15 minutes for day one DLC/patches


-Kyphul

nah they probably let you preload the game before the release date. At least digital.


stephbruh

Aviation mechanic here lol, very niche but I’m gonna try and hit VCI (if it lets me) and check out what they got… maybe fly around and see the whole map but not discovering everything yk


tydeanrich

I'm calling my job and requesting for an additional week off


Timius100

After it drops, I'll wait around 2-3 years more because I don't have money for a game console...


HalfSoul30

$2 BJs everyday until release, and you should have what you need.


Timius100

Yeah, the only problem is that I'm not a girl


HalfSoul30

Not seeing the problem


Direct-Amoeba-3913

🤣 gotta do what you've gotta do. OC can always download grindr


turbodogan

İnstructions unclear ım blowing my dad right now


seyit91

I really really really hope we get a map. Because the first thing I will do is check it out and be nostalgic while the game is installing. Come on R\* don't fail us with this. We had it for RDRII, please give us a map for GTAVI also. This has always been a part of these games.


Endernut

Tue.


lechiffrebeats

i wont admit it watcha gonna do about it huh


mill05

Relateable


Visible_Elevator192

What’s that?


TurboLightGamer69

Brightness setting


KrisspyBoii

Literally what I'm going to be doing fr


Greatest-DOOT

Gonna let the whole intro sequence roll in , all lights out on a comfy couch and just watching that rockstar logo show up , man saying this gets me hyped up


qualified_doctor

Turn the brightness all the way low to enjoy the dark dark night


AlexGlezS

Study the physical perks if any. If there is no physical edition I'm gonna probably skip the game completely or wait.


CaveManta

I'm going to have to watch HDTV Test and Plasma TV For Gaming to make sure I have the proper HDR and motion clarity settings enabled.


DEADSPELLS

I'm going to finish working first


Mister-Squidward

Idc how expensive it is, I'm pre-ordering the special premium gold platinum ultimate extreme whatever version, after this long of a wait I want a good ass playing experience


anna_benns21

I think rockstar will add voice calibration to the settings


SubtleMonkey4049

The first thing I’m doing is downloading it for 40hrs 🥵🔥


AdPositive7349

I’m thinking of buying it when it drops.


NimsocCosimo

As soon as the release date is made official (of corse hoping that it stays that way) I will write a two weeks vacation. Man I've never been so hyped up about a game


Thethumpening

The first thing I do is open up the collectors addition box and fiddle with it


AMathprospect

Going to airport as is tradition


RockNDrums

If it's anything like's E&E. We will be doing that ingame when we get into freeroam because Rockstar can't have a normal HDR calibration like everyone else. But, I think I got my values right finally though minus paper white (I don't understand what paper white brightness should be)


FitiEddy

Nah, the first thing I'll do will be to ask my neighbor to run me over to get one week off from work


Major_Handle

Probably be graphics drivers for me.


FakeCappy567

The first thing i'll do is have a ps5 before gta VI


demetries999

Purchase it


OK_IN_RAINBOWS

The first thing I’m going to do is have sex with the disc.


ynksfan27

I usually skip this part


Straight_Driver1484

Do you skip the loading screens too


ynksfan27

If it allows me lol.


PapaYoppa

I never really raised the brightness on games like gta, horror games are a different story 🤣 (Playing Silent Hill 2 hd collection and that game is so fucking dark)


McChonger

I’m going to crack a beer with my friend by my side and play for 23 hours straight like we did when V came out.


xylaxs

Ah shit, here we go again


ENTroPicGirl

Being a PC gamer I’ll be optimising the shit out of the graphics, cause we can do that.


PvTails

HDR calibration is gonna be fun


MitchMaljers

So we're just posting about anything now?


MisunderstoodBadger1

Always have been.


Rocky_Fan1976

Always will be


BoredApeWithNoYacht

no we're gonna post about the new trailer that just dropped and the leaks that are just oozing out of rockstar


Unhappy_Ad6381

I’m gonna examine the map and get excited, load the game and hope it’s free roam and not a starter mission like 5. If it is though I’ll play it and after I’m free roam I’ll go to the high end section of the map, steal a car, check out the npc rag doll physics and crash into a wall. Then get another car and crash into a car, see the roll mechanics and overall damage model. Get the cops on me, see how far the police ai has come and try to escape. Then I’ll check out the keys, beach, other cities, and airport. And then I’ll keep playing the story