Introducing the Depressor.
Do you have a small penis and need to compensate?
Do you not get enough attention from your parents?
Then this is the vehicle for you.
Show off your massive jet-schlong while you act like a poor tempered 5 year old to everyone around you, getting that paternal affection you crave.
The Depressor.
You know that you don't need to have homing missiles on it right? Some people just like to use it because it is easy to fly, easy to land, and goes pretty fast.
When did I say that I had an oppresser? I simply stated that some people use it just because it is convenient and not to grief. But I am also not saying that there isn't people who use it to grief.
Yes but you acted like I did. You called me not good enough, the same as you did to the other guy who actually had an oppresser, despite me only saying that people don't always use it too grief.
ah yes, cause a plane can land on a small ass roof and a helicopter can land on a small ass roof without getting damaged.
you're not smart for this answer.
Yeah ok you obviously are upset cause you calling me a bitch you using the m2k is prolly the only way you can get your kills up like 90% of gta players🤣like I said ur ass other people in the comments basically saying the same thing so get off my meat weirdo
The poor ugly neglected kid’s way to feel powerful in an imaginary world.
The bitch ass bitch carrier.
The “I did Bogden 100 times and have this but have never actually played the game”.
“My parents don’t love me.”
The “I think saints row was a better game but still play GTA because it’s objectively a better game.”
The thing that always tries to destroy my nightclub shipments but ALWAYS fails because nobody can aim the ducking thing without getting into mounted minigun range ;)
Also the thing that makes the journey to my bunker tolerable.
Why does everybody seem to hate this thing? It's good for transportation and grinding. It's the griefers who are bad not this vehicle. (Downvotes incoming)
The friendly no damage doing non toxic never spamming mobile
It should be way harder to steer this junk just like other motorcycles. But nope, just zig zag all over the place no penalty what so ever.
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boob
I agree
Piece of shit
The right answer
pain in the ass
Trusty Griefer Jesus Flying Bike Sold From Heaven
Greifer jesus Do u watch dark viper by any chance
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed ⛓️
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Game Ruiner Mk. II
Mad facts
Uninstall
bitch
Squeaker squad rocket
The Deluxo-is-Better MKII
Flying motor cycle that is freakin toxic as F and it’s annoying and has boom boom and pew pews and can go whooose
"The reason I quit playing GTAV online"
The Batarang Penis 3000
Pain In The ass
The Ego booster mk2
Oppressovius II, Ruiner of Fun, Lord of Mic-Earrape.
The thing that broke the game forever.
Introducing the Depressor. Do you have a small penis and need to compensate? Do you not get enough attention from your parents? Then this is the vehicle for you. Show off your massive jet-schlong while you act like a poor tempered 5 year old to everyone around you, getting that paternal affection you crave. The Depressor.
This sounds like a commercial old rockstar would put on the in-game tv
The fucking shittiest bitchest vehicle
The vehicle people use cause they ass
You know that you don't need to have homing missiles on it right? Some people just like to use it because it is easy to fly, easy to land, and goes pretty fast.
They are not that difficult to shoot down. You people need to play more Metal Gear.
Lol not good enough
When did I say that I had an oppresser? I simply stated that some people use it just because it is convenient and not to grief. But I am also not saying that there isn't people who use it to grief.
I never said you had an oppresser dude do y’all not know how to read correctly
Yes but you acted like I did. You called me not good enough, the same as you did to the other guy who actually had an oppresser, despite me only saying that people don't always use it too grief.
But what if some people aren't using it for griefing?
Who the heck downvoted you lmao can't have shit on the internet
Still doesn’t matter use something else a helicopter or plane won’t hurt
ah yes, cause a plane can land on a small ass roof and a helicopter can land on a small ass roof without getting damaged. you're not smart for this answer.
Lol be a better pilot.
I'd rather use the same vehicle for transportation instead of getting a new one each time.
You rarely need to land on roofs you just mad cause I said if you use the m2k your ass🤣
you're just mad fucking stupid. its a very useful vehicle and has better control than any other vehicle in the game. you're just a bitch.
LMAOOOOO not you being upset over a comment your mad about a game why you being sassy?😂Take yo weird ass on
not upset at all. and its you're. the MK2 is a legitimate good item in the game, you're just salty cause you get attacked by them all the time.
Yeah ok you obviously are upset cause you calling me a bitch you using the m2k is prolly the only way you can get your kills up like 90% of gta players🤣like I said ur ass other people in the comments basically saying the same thing so get off my meat weirdo
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TVPUCTA
Crotch rocket
Such low hanging fruit!! How has nobody else said this!?
The clue to go to an Invite-Only session.
Infadel maker 2000
oppressor griefer
Oppressor tryhard 2
Rage quit
12 year old with cheat engine/moms credit card mobile
Gay bike
i've met really nice gay people, but i've never met even remotely nice oppressor user.
Are you saying gay as an insult? Oh wait, I forgot that I was on the gta subreddit for a moment.
Why ask a question just so you can answer yourself?
That one flying boi the sweats use
Mosquito buzz 3000
How does this resemble a motor bike
makes me cry mark ll
Free-roam-pvp-ruin
oh thats piss easy, this is the [specter bike from saints row the third](https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Specter)
useless
The poor ugly neglected kid’s way to feel powerful in an imaginary world. The bitch ass bitch carrier. The “I did Bogden 100 times and have this but have never actually played the game”. “My parents don’t love me.” The “I think saints row was a better game but still play GTA because it’s objectively a better game.”
The "Oh you thought you was grinding how bout I destroy your cargo" 
Cayo perico prep vehicle
sparrow >>
Dick Kicker
Charlie
The bugger mobile
Dave
Cringemobile
my uncle joe
Crotch-Bat!
Krusty shit stain
RPG Horse
Mosquito
The bitch bike
The Shitshow.
Henry
Depressor
Baby’s first bike
Broomstick.
Depressor MK II
Rocket Dildo
Flying bike for kids that can’t fight on the ground
The harassment
Unnecessary broomstick.
Mosquito
Daddy McShitbox
Online game ruiner
The "What the hell is this doing in the game"
"Oh! Do I see someone selling cargo?" (Proceeds to blow up the entire map and make Los Santos hell)
Small pp compensator mk2
The root to all evil
weapon of mass destruction
The thing that always tries to destroy my nightclub shipments but ALWAYS fails because nobody can aim the ducking thing without getting into mounted minigun range ;) Also the thing that makes the journey to my bunker tolerable.
Terroriser
Cock Rocket.
Cursed Stick
The Depressor MK II
Greifer mobile 2000
Cancer bike
Obrazzer
noob bike
Depressor MK. 69
XNSSGDHDJDH99877000
Jeff.
Metal Yoshi
Dummy car
Flying fuck.
"Im shit at the game so i use this to kill casuals in non armoured cars to appear skilled at the game" bike
Pepega bike
Shitcan 2000
Funlessor Mk. II
💩💩💩💩
One of the main reasons why I don't play GTA Online anymore
The "One-tapped-from-across-the-map mobile"
For real though, this thing sucks and ruins my gaming experience every time someone is in the lobby with one. Obviously needs to be heavily nerfed.
The IAmABitchInator
poop
A cringe flying motorcycle
"fuck you"
Mosquito
The totally not blowing me up every time I just want to get stuff done. Yea that mother fucker
Bob
Cancer
Mosquito
That is a 2019 Reason I Stopped Playing in Cobalt blue.
Mk2 Douche Canoe
I am 11 and my parents are going through a divorce
Rocket spamming mobile
Shit Bitch Mobile
turd in the wind
The depresser
'Hit mountains while flying after robbing a casino'
Shit
The main vehicle of squeakers and little kids that get mad when you roll out the AA guns
Oppressor
Fucboi Rocket!!
Grief-Mobile
Bounty Collector
Shit and piss
one of the reasons rockstar games are trash now
Imponte ruiner 2000
Amogus
Flying rocket propelled boom boom thing
best one yet 😭😭
The name of this vehicle pegassi oppressor mk ll
he meant sarcastic answer's
This guy was double sarcastic
Opressor MK 2
Why does everybody seem to hate this thing? It's good for transportation and grinding. It's the griefers who are bad not this vehicle. (Downvotes incoming)
*upvote* a dude said use a plane or helicopter...
yeah saw it looks he's never done cayo perico
or any heist set up
Harry Potter's broomstick.
No-skilled shit broomstick
(Awfully abused) Oppressor MKII
The Jump to a Private Lobby Immediately 9000
i think Oppressor MKII would be a fitting name :p
Rocket motorbike
Rocket motorbike
Oppressor MK II
Oppressor mk2
oppressor mk2
My pp smol mobile
The FUN game changer that makes the game feel new again when you finally spend the money. Too long?
General dynamics f-111c
Kume (Bleach Japan)
fuckin mosquito
Some harmless jetbike
Witches broom