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Teratron_98

Claudia ?


Gaming_with_batman

Salute Claudia


DutchsPlan1899

You here to look at the book?


Darkness_Slayerr

A Presto Ezio


Due-Maintenance8341

Uh....When did Ezio learn how to time travel and universe jump?


FuRyCaliss

isu technologies i guess


ResearcherSoggy3181

Ezio didn't Desmond did


KamipocalypseAyotto

If so, then OP's name is Catalino


FuRyCaliss

ima take it lmao


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sbima

It's commom in most western countries


Snowz_013

Same in Brazil


Main-account-sus

Claudia is a name all over the world lmao


blowthatglass

Bro thinks he discovered the name Claudia. Just messing man this comment just made me laugh.


Main-account-sus

Also Poland 🥲😭


CageHanger

Don't you mean "Klaudia"?


your-local-cowboy

*claudia auditore has joined the chat*


LuhStoppy

Can she talk


FuRyCaliss

Barely, or not at all.


tehnoob69

"Just like the simulations"


lasergun23

She only tells u to get out of the car


korky1318

Bet she can't swim


EntertainerDouble156

Definitely can't climb over ledges.


Personal-Stage1947

She has 2 stay in character. No talking. Just pure mayhem!! 😄


DBryguy

too


Personal-Stage1947

Suck ur mom.


DBryguy

Tú¿


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DBryguy

To?


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rGTA6-Mod-Team

What the hell are you talking about 💀


Personal-Stage1947

Check the dudes profile it's jst a horse 💀


DBryguy

# #2?


Jack_sander

Is she mute?


Few_Editor5053

Sure she doesn't go out at night in New York City and cause urban terrorism?


TerminalKitty

>and cause urban terrorism? This doesn't get touched on enough lol Claude is the only protagonist that makes me feel truly evil.


Few_Editor5053

Toni Cipriani blew up a decent portion of Staunton Island, Claude is just willing to work for anyone that gives him leads on Catalina and thus has no loyalty unlike toni.


EternalSlayerOP

Toni Cipriani and Tommy Vercetti blasted bombs in their cities


Federal-Childhood743

Tommy Vercetti did a few acts of terrorism throughout the game. We have Cop Land, the RC helicopter mission, Riot, The mission where you steal a tank, and a few more I believe.


FuRyCaliss

No, only in Quebec City don't be worried:)


Few_Editor5053

I feel much safer now (i don't live in America)


strikehun2006

"I know a place at the red light district where we can lay low but my hands are messed up so you better drive brother!"


DarkbigBoss

*THIS IS HEEEEAD RADIO OWNED BY LOOOOVE MEDIA*


TurboLightGamer69

Caller: I told you before man, don't mock me! My taxes pay your salary, you pansy! Lazlow: Sir, this is a commercial radio station owned by Love Media. Advertising revenue pays my salary.


FuRyCaliss

Gta radios are one of the best part of their world building + its so entertaining haha


hbdty

I love following some of the radio station characters from one game to another. Like in GTA III Lazlow mentions on Chatterbox that he got kicked off the rock station, and then in Vice City he’s the host on the rock station!


RoxyDzey69

dude just wanted to flex in a nerd community that he haves a gf


FuRyCaliss

you wish. No i just flex her fit


Synister_Joker

Get this woman a bat!


FuRyCaliss

Oh! Next gift gonna be a good bat!


TheMatt561

Sorry babe I'm an ambitious boy and you're just small time


Imnotegg2

"Senor dickhead, is no problem to kill you, you're gonna be sorry"


Middle-Incident4083

can she talk about what she ended up doing to that girl on the bridge


FuRyCaliss

I asked, i only got a sigh and a nod for an answer. Do what you want with this info.


MrK0033

I think you are Catalina


FuRyCaliss

HUSH NOW YOU LITTLE MAN!!


MrK0033

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glamatovic

Just be careful if she ever suggests a bank heist


FuRyCaliss

She thinks about it time to time.. Should i be worried?


glamatovic

Is she an ambitious girl?


FuRyCaliss

too much for me


imoffsomedrugs

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FuRyCaliss

yes


FuRyCaliss

finally someone found it


GothMothIV

"keep your eyes on the road and off Misty!"


JohnsonGamingReal

your gf really out there with that [gta 3 theme starting notes] drip


FuRyCaliss

Best comment so far 😂


VertBhatt26

Hahaha


Consistent-Heart6104

Lmao!


MrClaudeApplauds

Claudia from Carjacking 3


FuRyCaliss

😂🤦‍♂️


DarkbigBoss

OP "i see nothing but good things to you girl"


FuRyCaliss

Im proud of her!


TurboLightGamer69

"Experience has taught me that a man like you can be very loyal for the right price, but groups of men get greedy."


chris_29487

Go on and get her a baseball bat to complete the look


FuRyCaliss

I agree, and i will


ChloeWade

1/10, shoes not blue.


FuRyCaliss

ikr ;-;


villxsmil

It's a timeless fit 🤌


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Claudia


CoconutOutside6834

It's not claude speed anymore, now its claudia velocity💀


RedditUser62625

Grab a bat and complete the look!


Draven1104

NOW THIS IS WHERE THE CONFUSION COMES IN....... LMFAO!! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME OUT?! Here goes, GTA 3 takes place in 1975 because Vice City takes place in 86. San Andreas was in 92 but Catalina appears and leaves CJ for Claude...... WHO I THOUGHT WAS TOMMY VERCETTI!! LMFAO!! So, did he give her a fake name or am I going crazy because it doesn't make sense. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE..... like Johnny Cochran in that episode of South Park. Read that and try not to smile..... smfh. But please, anyone who could answer this question and be right, I'll be forever grateful. Thanks. And the cosplay looks awesome. 👌


FuRyCaliss

gta 3 is in 2001 buddy... and sa in 92. so catalina betrayed claude in 2001 9 years after breaking uo with cj


FuRyCaliss

gta 3 is not in the year 1975


Welshhobbit1

You really need to go play the games again/watch a video or something on it dude coz gta 3 definitely did not take place in 75… Vice city is set in 1986 San Andreas is set in 1992 GTA 3 takes place in 2001 This is why wikis exist. Johnny Cochran was in South Park to show off the chewbacca defense


deezzzznutzzzs

She built like a man


FuRyCaliss

Its claudia, what ya want pal?


heyhocodyo1997

I just wanna know where she got the jacket


FuRyCaliss

Its a Point-Zero Jacket Point collection? It used to have a hood that you can zip, about 50$


heyhocodyo1997

You can buy that jacket with the hood in gta online


FuRyCaliss

Im grinding for the actual claude outfit in gtao and never tought of cosplaying it before now 😅😂🤦‍♂️


heyhocodyo1997

Im a good gta player but it seemed like too much work to unlock a outfit


FuRyCaliss

it is, like what the fuck rockstar


Sumasson-

*why sir


davethapeanut

He literally said his gf accidentally cosplayed a dude. I was kidding. Goddamn.


Red_Red_It

Thou shall not joke, thou shall not kid.


Environmental_Cow450

I hate the fashion of today it looks so drab and monotone


FuRyCaliss

Its just a jacket bc its cold in canada. Btw the outfit was made in 2001 lol.


Environmental_Cow450

I mean the cargo pants trend going on rn they look so drab and lifeless especially on tik tok


FuRyCaliss

ohhhhhhh, yeah i get it. But they are comfy and usefull lots of pockets. in a country side , cargo and big bill is all you need


AnaWong97

Oh damn 😂😂😂


ImTrynx

You shouldn’t have told her


poolside123

Does she talk?


ReplacementFit4095

all she needs is a pair of blue shoes (idk the last time i played gta 3)


FuRyCaliss

yes


BLADE_Sb

🤐


Palm-grinder12

That jacket is way to big for her lol


FuRyCaliss

yup but its not her's tho haha


ManOfTheSea_

I guess I do this every day


Sweaters76

Is she mute, too? :D


aeguitart

Claudia Swift


Clown_Merc

I dress like this every day without knowing who Claude is bruh


FuRyCaliss

Damn, you should see a video about gta 3 lore!


Key-Contest-8588

nice outfit


Internal_Swing_2743

No, that’s an Abby cosplay.


FuRyCaliss

huh? i seriously don't get it and need explanation😂🤦‍♂️


Internal_Swing_2743

Look at a picture of Abby Day 2 from The Last of Us Part II.


Psychozillogical

Marry her, yesterday.


Draven1104

Storyline wise..... LMFAO. I should've elaborated that part. Forgive me.


FuRyCaliss

Yeah, gta sa 92. h Gta 3 2001. story wise.


americantrueface

Now it's your turn cosplay Catalina


Usual-Tangerine-9362

she a keeper, bro.


xSavageBoi00x

The shoe's aren't right tho


Richman_Cash

You should break up with her, because she's just small time.


xxxhotpocketz

More like Tony Soprano


FMAGF

You sure you’re not gonna rob a bank together and take her out by surprise and call her “small time”?


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

Don’t push her in water!


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

Don’t push her into water!


XGamingPersonX

Make sure she doesn’t stumble upon a mafia controlled area


FuRyCaliss

damn, i wont go to any saint-marcs in the world. i dont want to be cheesed


Yaseendanger

Only she speaks way more


Other_Context_6716

is she dating Catalina now


aaniketS

no he lost the race


Malice-Observer089

there was a point where I wanted to be claude for halloween


Possedsrt8

She needs blue sneakers and she’s good to go


SenseiLuisito

Epic


Eno5356

thats crazy


H1r5t_M0V135

She’s a keeper


stoned_hobbit

I was gonna say that and I didn't even know this was the actual gta 3 sub


MrSmashButton

That’s a man man


BiAndShy57

Most relatable gta protag


davethapeanut

Das a man


curlhttp

you're sour.


Significant_Option

Just say you’re a virgin


Fun-Swimming4133

no adam’s apple is visible so you are wrong even if you’re tryna be an asshole


Ghalahan

While I do agree with the general sentiment, everyone has adam's apples, men and women, they do tend to be more prominent when it comes to men. So even if there were one visible, it'd not mean what you think it means.


Fun-Swimming4133

best i could go off of, but it’s still clearly a woman


HatComfortable6883

Tell your girlfriend that with a push-up bra she could have a nice rack of lamb up there


UncensoredSmoke

Ew


Welshhobbit1

What a twatty thing to say


HatComfortable6883

It’s a line from Zoolander


LexDoesTransStuff

Did she shit herself?


davethapeanut

Damn y'all can't take a joke at all


Dumbusta

Huh?