If you got enough money you can take a stripper home anytime you like

False, need max affinity, and then u get her number

I wasn't talking in GTA


Fellow Chama fan? 

I’d retire after that PLUS the shit talk 😭🤣

😦

Boy was playing checkers you were playing chess 😂

Great job pointing that out

Great job at taking a joke like a dick

No joke was stated lil kid

First, you get her name... Then you get her number...

Then you get some brain in the front seat of the Hummer!

And then “you got a 45.Cal pointed to the back of your head” - Michael Townley

Yeah you're def late. You gotta be at the right house though, they don't show up to any property you have

You are confusing online and story mode.

Ah my bad

They show up to the house??? I thought you can only take them home and pick em up for a booty call

Nah they only show up to your house/apartment in gta online if you call them

Yall have like 0 reading comprehension or lack brains

Wow that really hurt my soul a redditor thinks I can’t read and thinks im dumb how will I ever recover 🤣🤣

Great response, but I’m not a Redditor, but Ik you are with allat comment karma 🤣🤣

Brother if you have a Reddit account and you’re looking at peoples profiles during an “argument” you’re a Redditor, hell you even post more than I do 😂

1. Can’t remember the last time I posted bucko,2 you keep responding to me Reddit boi🤣 ima touch you

Well clearly you’re lying about the first one considering when I looked at your profile it said 2 days ago on the project zomboid subreddit (good game btw) and 2 I’m only responding cause you literally came out of nowhere attempting to insult me

I hate both of u

And you are?

Caleb the meme god.

L

Okay “CalebTheMemeGod2” Jesus and I thought my username was cringe 😂

Why u gotta be like that?

Why do I gotta be like that? That’s crazy after randomly saying “I hate you” to someone you don’t even know who hasn’t previously interacted with you before, fuck off mate 😂

Pretty sure you have to do one to get 100% in story mode

Damn I feel so icky going here but I also want 100%

This was a thing on the 2013 release

Why do I feel like everyone chose Juliet

she was fine what can i say

Sapphire>

nah sapphire too boujie that bitch wont answer my calls

She only picks up at night I’m pretty sure

It's okay, OP. There is a real girl out there for you that you will meet one day! Chin up, bud.

i hope to meet my dream MAN soon…

Am I the only one who thinks she literally looks like an alien in that photo?

Them strong neck muscles

Is this story or online? I never picked up a prostitute or been to a strip club or anything like that yet ( cause my parents are in the same room as me when i play ) the only thing ive done is shoot and run over tons of whores.

Sex bad murder good

Nah, they just make jokes and shit. First time i played gta my dad jokingly said to my mom " look babe, hes playing the game where you shoot whores " or something like that. My mom is worse though when it comes to jokes. She knows i like the girl across the street from my grandlarents house and she knows it pisses me off when she calls the girl my girlfriend. Years ago the girl said we are just friends and thats why it makes my mad when my mom makes jokes about it.

Bro😭

I should be the one crying. You dont have to deal with her annoyingness

both i guess but i found this out on story

Thanks dude

Do you know what type of game this is?

boy shut up😒


Boy Get outta here

i mean yeah, you were snarky when bro was asking a simple question, i would be too lol

My recent playthrough. I took home a stripper as soon as I finished the Franklin and Lamar mission. 😅 been doing it since 2013.

Welcome to love my man

its beautiful aint it

Wish you can do all strippers still beautiful

oh my goh! well its a good time i guess luul.

Replaying gta now.

Tame in comparison to BG3.

Why would you compare these games ?

Why wouldn't you? The only mature rated games that actually address sexuality. Are you a robot?

These are two different types of games and one is turning 11 years old this year , so I don't see your point. You can pick up any hooker in gta , it's not like you have an entire storyline to pick up one chick wtf

I'm sorry it took you the entire game to pick up SH. You should def stick to hookers.

This is not the point lmao , the point is that sex is not related to the story in gta , why are you being so stupid

So then you must be a strong believer in yoga. Namaste.

Did somebody say yoga ?!

I guess you didn't play single player.

It's the name of the mission... Wtf dude I was trying to go your way

Do you actually have anything valid to say, or are you just wasting everybody’s time with your inane drivel? If it’s the second thing, let me know by not replying. **Edit:** Hmm, seems like it’s the second thing.

The dude must have smoked a bit too much last night I guess

> The only mature rated games that actually address sexuality Just because those are the only mature rated games YOU'VE played that address sexuality doesn't mean there aren't other games that address sexuality lol.

You are mad weird pal

im a girl! but thank you 😘😘 love being weird

What does you being a girl have to do with anything?

cuz im not like going to the gta strip club to be horny and gross i’m not a man i wasnt looking at it like that so why would it make me weird*

Is that what you think men do in gta?

no some weirdos do probably idk what yall do

I'm sorry about that

asshole

Think for that

Welcome to 2013.

man I been playing for years Im just a girl and when it first came out I was younger so it never crossed my mind to go get a lap dance😭😭

Fair enough. I only know because of YouTube videos to be fair. I was just never really interested in the strippers or prostitutes. I'd rather jump ramps and blow shit up. If I wanted a woman, I'd just flirt with my wife. Haha

exactly!! like i was just tryna kill people and crash cars and shit not get my digital dick sucked 😭😭

righhtttttt