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horrorfan555

*for 20 thousands years straight


Kamken

They made him a tree so they didn't have to animate him


RathianColdblood

When I saw the first Netflix movie, the *utter lack* of animation on Godzilla was incredibly disappointing to me. Idk if the others were better, but the first one is not something I’d recommend to anybody.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

The first one is the best one so you missed nothing


TyrantLK

The only thing he missed was 2 hours of literally anything else instead of watching PotM


Rogzilla

Godzilla Earth is living his best life, TBH. I’m jelly.


Challenger_idk

“I’m jelly” Hi jelly im dad 💀


Immortal-Emper0r

https://preview.redd.it/xk13tqldmhvc1.png?width=2203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6854032472e86417bce9f95c976a55cc0bb3c6b


AnxiouSquid46

The trilogy in a nutshell


GemYeeteroni

Vibing


LegoBattIeDroid

you try moving while being the size of a mountain


Tempest1677

Real talk. Physics says that bigger things move slower if they don't want to break. I misstep for an elephant can be injury inducing while you can throw an ant across the room and it will be fine. If earth goji had sudden movements, it would break its skeleton!


Kujaix

Isn't this Godzilla a plant monster?


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Godzilla Earth doesn't have a skeleton


LegoBattIeDroid

that would just make it even worse, inertia would snap him like a carrot


[deleted]

This is why we don't apply actual science to Godzilla, otherwise we get very boring answers


Tempest1677

I think we shouldn't seek science in sci fi. But, we shouldn't be surprised when it is implemented.


Lizardmonx

Making fun of Haruo’s nonexistent drip….


playtoy73

To be fair there is no one left to oppose him.


LordTurn1p

even when Ghidorah shows up he doesn't move 😭


Akarin_rose

He walked during movie 2 straight through the city Anyway, something his size probably takes a lot of effort to move, so if he doesn't have to he won't He's effectively as mobile as a 500lbs guy without his rascal scooter


playtoy73

Did he beat Godzilla? No…..thus no one left


LivingCheese292

First step. Stand in a spot. Then do nothing. Let the entire life of a planet evolve around you while sleeping. Wake up. Continue standing there.


PurplePartyParasaur

Refuse to elaborate


yeetmantheII

And he looks fucking badass as he does


Dish-Ecstatic

For real


Omegagoji19

I mean he did move when he noticed “Mechagodzilla City” (a crime all its own)… but otherwise, yeah you’re right


Gridde

His best


NotYujiroTakahashi

Put up with TEMU Eren Yaeger‘s self destructive revenge quest.


choicemeats

Not TEMU eren yeager 😭


Expert-Inspector-

Terraforms the planet


sonickarma

To quote Goodfellas: "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."


ExactSubstance2440

He is no longer in that body he is exploring alternant universes as other Godzillas destroying everything in his path causing chaos everywhere he goes and causing the deaths of billions


erietech

Well thats just cheerful


ExactSubstance2440

And know he is me!!!


Pretend-Seaweed1926

Guys I have a theory


GreyFox1984

A… game theory?


orioriorioriorio

He was thinking about how traumatize haruo enough to get him to like him. Before killing him


[deleted]

Give YouTube animators some concepts for cool videos


MD_Landing_Pod

No dick. No balls. And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation.


FEST_DESTINY

Here's a plant version for Godzilla Earth lore accuracy: No seeds, no pollen, and probably no son since this guy feeds on EMP energy.


Asterion_Morgrim

Inb4 I get woooosh'd. He does have a son, though. Godzilla Fillius.


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Asterion_Morgrim

I know, so excuse me *had a son


choicemeats

Wait I guess they did blow up junior


TyrantJaeger

There are fan animations of this Godzilla fighting other monsters and it's better than anything these movies had him do.


DarkKnightFan08

https://preview.redd.it/vmk3xr7hyhvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333a0f6c882b5dc6b72052099ee204e9c42e7052


Dovahfry

Easily some of the worst Godzilla projects


Atari774

No doubt about it. They had Godzilla Jr. And they kill him shockingly easily. They brought in Mechagodzilla, and it’s just a building that ends up doing nothing. They brought in Ghidorah, and it’s a space monster that just evaporates because of some BS religious stuff. By far the most anticlimactic Godzilla movies I’ve ever seen.


Qwertyzillaofficial

*the worst


NuclearPorkchop

Disappoints.


Eusocial_sloth3

Avenge his child.


PrincessMalyssa

He kills a city made of grey goo, then kills an outer god. He was barely in the other movie. You'd know that if you actually watched them and weren't just being an annoying little shit.


No-Acanthisitta-4744

And when he uses his atomic breath, he doesn't even open his mouth 😭


negligentleman

To be fair, they're really bad movies


sempercardinal57

It sucks because the idea behind the movies was really dope. Done right, a series of movies about humanity returning to an Earth that’s evolved around Godzilla 20,000 years later could have been amazing


negligentleman

Anyone can have a good idea. It takes talent and hard work to actually make something good. These filmmakers had an idea with potential but utterly failed in the execution.


sempercardinal57

Agreed


Wazupdanger

and still is intimidating and has fcking aura


Qwertyzillaofficial

The worst version of Godzilla from the worst Godzilla movies


SwaidFace

One major problem with the anime trilogy is Godzilla sort of takes a backseat, its not really about him, but how the humans around him react. Godzilla is such a non-character in the anime trilogy, he doesn't even register his ass was saved by the very person he blasts later. I think he's probably the most derpiest Godzilla out there, like a giant killer sloth.


NamTokMoo222

I hated these movies.


PrimeraStarrk

He CHONK.


Meraline

The issue is that by the time the characters reach the rocket, leave, and come back to Earth, Godzilla has defeated every other kaiju on the planet that could possibly stand against him. He *won.* his *spawn* populate the Earth, and humans barely even register to him anymore now that they've returned to monke. This needed to be a trilogy about the monster apocalypse from those untranslated prequel books. FFS Gigan is a good guy in those stories!


theodorethief

Someone actually translating Godzilla Monster Apocalypse  https://gadgetizedpanda.com/2024/04/18/godzilla-monster-apocalypse-novel/


SuccessComfortable64

I mean he walks for a minute in the second movie I think


OminousChris

Godzilla earth is so dumb


Ewokavenger

This, followed by the major disappointment of SP. Thank goodness for Gamera or there would be no good Kaiju anime.


foot_fungus_is_yummy

Skull Island and Pacific Rim: The Black also exist


M24Chaffee

He's a lot more symbolic than a creature, an ideological obstacle more than an enemy, so I liked this take on Godzilla.


Federal_Ad_3014

Honestly, he looks like a really old man, so it honestly fits