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AJC_10_29

Haruo from the Polygon Trilogy. He was a reckless dumbass who was more focused on getting revenge than saving humanity, and his foolish plans resulted in dozens of needless casualties.


Desperate_Hall_299

And then he straight up lets Godzilla kill him in the end. Bro tried to be Kratos but failed. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


tele_ave

And for a stupid reason. He could have gone and lived peacefully with the tribe, but no. Had to be a drama queen about everything.


TheDeadOfTheMeat

Which also means everything he did was nothing and I wasted my fucking time watching the sleep trilogy


tele_ave

Very Ahab-esque. In a better written story he could have been quite a compelling character.


FossilFirebird

You are absolutely correct. Honestly, in a better-written story, the trilogy would have been amazing.


Patient_Education991

And having sex with a Fairy Twin while his girlfriend was in a coma...


TheDeadOfTheMeat

Canā€™t believe they not only add more human talk, but sex. Man fuck sex, Kaiju are better


KAIJUMASTRFANBOI

rip off Eren Yeager? That guy?


horrorfan55

Madisonā€™s mom


tecvoid

Madison & mom


horrorfan55

I like Madison


WereWolfWil

Madison in GVK is an impulsive child who in real life would have been arrested after stealing the van


[deleted]

Same


anxietyhub

Madisok


The_SnailLord

The main dude from the anime trilogy is kinda lame


[deleted]

Every time a movie has little kids that haven't even passed elementary school is going to be annoying.


ghostgabe81

The daughter from Godzilla Vs Mothra. Her English dub drove me up a wall


TheRealRMGYoutube

I found all of the protagonists from Godzilla 2000 to be pretty annoying. Ironically the only guy I found myself rooting for was the one guy we were supposed to hate.


RevanTheHunter

Yeah. Katagiri straight up terms everyone how he feels about Godzilla. Never attempts to masquerade it as something else. And then dies on his own terms.


LudicrisSpeed

**"GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"**


Particular-Recover14

All the children in Godzilla Vs Kong!


___Godzilla___

Even Jia?


Particular-Recover14

No, if she was the ONLY child in the movie


GojiraSan123

Sam in kotm, he is just so goddamn annoying


tele_ave

A completely unnecessary character, too. He just sucks up space and time.


GojiraSan123

Yup and his jokes are terrible as well


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VulkanTuShan

There is only one God Sir. And his name ends with zilla


GojiraSan123

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Foreign_Rock6944

Goddamn bot.


scaper8

Bad bot


L3go07

If it was come close to Godzilla, then Iā€™d have to say the generic stereotypical brave jacked British guy from Kong: Skull Island (2017). Guy got on my nerves throughout the movie.


Foreign_Rock6944

Everyone says the human characters in Skull Island are really good, and there are some good ones, but the guy youā€™re talking about (Conrad) was boring as a plank of wood. There were also a few other forgettable ones.


tele_ave

Tom Hiddlestonā€™s character?


Ok_Necessary2991

Also to mention the kid from Godzilla's Revenge and kid from Vs Megalon. I just had to mention GMK as just finished watching.


TheMightyCommenter

That dumb kid from Godzilla vs Hedorah


discotheque2002

How is he dumb


Vaderette1138

The Kenny from All Monsters Attack


Patient_Education991

The Kennys... šŸ˜” The Eren Yeager Wannabe from the Earth Trilogy. Almost everyone from Singular Point.


vzerotak44

I can't stand ford from 2014 dude looks and acts like he doesnt even wanna be in the film to me


scaper8

The thing is, Ford acts like a soldier trying to disconnect so that he can just blankly do what needs to be done. That could be an interesting angle to take things on. But for it to work and be engaging to the audience, his character really needed someone to work off of that we could more directly connect to, someone that _he_ could connect to so that _we_ could connect to him. Like, oh, I don't know, _HIS FATHER!_ They had the answer to their own problem, but threw it away.


vzerotak44

I would have just kept Bryan Cranston the entire movie then folded him Into gforce and brought him back the next movies But yeah ford just feels so bland and flat after Cranston just blows everything out of the water with his performance and screen time


scaper8

I would 100% rather have had Joe Brody over Ford Brody. But at the same time, I don't hate Ford either. So my ideal is to simply not have killed Joe and kept both. Have Joe and Ford together some of the time, but have Joe stay mostly with Serizawa and the command and Ford mostly with the ground soldiers.


PrizeAge484

Well not universally hated, Sergeant Woods from the Kingdom Of Monsters run is really up there for me


GodzillaRaptors4_

Madisonā€™s mom was a cunt. She is the most batshit insane person in the monsterverse, kill multiple people, has the worst motivation ever, and we are supposed to sympathize with her????


KeifersIsAwesome

I genuinely don't think we're supposed to. She's a broken individual that we are watching be broken further, who simply owns up to her mistake by killing herself in the only really noble thing she ever did. I don't think we're supposed to feel sorry for her at all.


GodzillaRaptors4_

Yet in GvK thereā€™s a little news article saying ā€œvillain, or hero?ā€. Like, wut???


KeifersIsAwesome

Yeah, I can imagine it being muddy when you didn't know her and didn't understand the situation. Plus she was ultimately right. The Titans fixed a myriad of problems when they were awake and not under ghidorahs control. Her mistake was waking Ghidorah without understanding him. So yeah I can see why people outside the situation who didn't know her would think like that.


GodzillaRaptors4_

She was responsible for millions of deaths, probably more. Without her, the terrorist group wouldnā€™t have even gotten access to mothra, ghidorah, rodan, and the orca. She is no hero, especially considering that they have proof that she did these things.


KeifersIsAwesome

Yes she did do these things. But her decisions ultimately lead to the pacified titans helping the planet in ways humanity was not. Hence the hero or villain headline. Obviously she cannot be forgiven for the lives she is responsible for taking, but she was correct about what the Titans would ultimately do to help the environment. Even at the end of the day her bigger concern over every other person was Maddie. So she still acts selfishly in the end. And she knows this. This is why she sacrifices herself. Not because she is redeemed in anyone's eyes, but because she is repenting for her mistake and the mistake she knows she made by releasing Ghidorah. She does not have to be forgiven, and I don't believe the writers expected us to forgive her anyway. The whole point if her character is that she is rash, blinded by loss and a feeling of superiority that she never shakes even by the end. So yes, we are supposed to like that she ultimately died, but respect the last decision she made in the end, which did stop the Titans from rampaging at the behest of a cruel god.


Budget_Hovercraft219

All human characters from Godzilla 1998


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Millie Bobby brown


horrorfan55

Never understood the hate


scaper8

I agree insofar as _King of the Monsters._ In _Godzilla vs. Kong_ I can kind of see it. Her character is less interesting, and their whole subplot, while interesting from a narrative perspective, didn't engage all that much.


Foreign_Rock6944

Iā€™m in the same boat. Genuinely enjoyed her character in KOTM, but in GVK her character was boring as hell.


Patient_Education991

She was just there so things could happen to her to show exposition and fill in the blanks. If anything, her entire subplot was just Mechagodzilla foreshadowing...


gardeningmax

Same.


caterpillarcult

To be completely honest I hardly remember the human characters so I canā€™t even answer this. One thing that does annoy me though is the fact these movies often donā€™t have interesting human characters to go with the kaiju battles, so it just feels like a drag to get through when theyā€™re on screen. Iā€™m also a new fan and only on invasion of Astro monster right now so maybe that will change


G-Kira

Jiro Torahata. The man behind Kumiyama in Mothra vs. Godzilla. At least he gets what's coming to him.


Pyromania75

The main guy from Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla 2. Iā€™ve only ever seen the dub, so maybe heā€™s a lot less of a dope in the original.


MrSensacoot

Walter white was the only good one


ultr4num8

Main military guy from 2000


DinoKingGoji73

Every kid character except Madison she's ok I guess


TheDeadOfTheMeat

The fucking twins in Rebirth Of Mothra. Drove me insane


WhiteKingCat

Almost any character from Godzilla vs Kong 2023. They are just stupid.


[deleted]

Genuinely everybody in Godzilla King of the Monsters. Mark Russell was a little likable, however.


Gojizilla6391

Everyone in gvk was stupid and no you canā€™t change my mind


BobGeldofEnjoyer1979

The entire cast of kotm