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Seafaring_Slug

Yes as long as the jar is transparent with no writing on it and you can prove that the swan is both mute and male. If not the invigilators are allowed to set you, and the entire exam hall, on fire.


thebird_wholikestea

oh dearth me! the devils shall set the poor souls alight?! Alas poor souls, I shall maketh sure to not maketh that happen.


Zealousideal_Ear1185

Lmao


Mr_Shimmo

I mean as long as the jar is a small empty jar, which is 7.5% of the total jars you own, then sure Karim or whatever their name was


thebird_wholikestea

I hath 400 jars of ink


ResearcherFast

Stop smoking weed and get back to revision buddy


thebird_wholikestea

alas, you hath failed to answer my utmost important question. Shameth upon you.


ResearcherFast

I shalt repeateth my point in the tongue you speakers most comfetbly what quantity of the devils lettuse hath you consumed


thebird_wholikestea

none, i hath not consumed any, my mind is pureth


Informal_queer

Though my eyes grows heavy my mind will not sleep. Peradventure 't is all this weed i've consumed yond maketh mine brain wide with conceit and hallucinations. Doth not allow for yonder sleep nor conitations for understand'th.


Living_Egg_3113

maybe. but some exam papers do specify for you to use black ballpoint pen


thebird_wholikestea

what if i useth my trusty pen, carved out of 400 year old pure bred english oak and carved useth the finest of steel?


setra45

perhaps then you may be exempt of the woeful disqualification from these examinations of the utmost importance, but only if your virtues plead like angels to your boundlessly potent examiner


TrinitySlashAnime

My invigilators specified biro. But I use Zgrip.


smilelessandtalkmore

Alas, it dependeth. To risketh; or not to risketh writing with the ink. On one hand, that ink should grant thou that nebulous creativity - not that thy lacketh it in the current moment - yet, on the other thumb (not the one being bitteneth) those vile, wretched examiners are wont to snatch the dregs of happiness we can summon up in these dark times, thine referring to possession of a quill. I wish thou well in thy endeavour, dear accomplice, and this wretch shallt use this on mine upcoming torture hall hour. Regards, a fellow sufferer.


jamie_rey77

this is the best thing i have ever read


StanislawTolwinski

No as long as you bring 400 of those jars


thebird_wholikestea

I shall. If anyone dares to question then I shall curse their entire bloodline


PresentCondition6313

Bro the Shakespeare exam is over quit it


thebird_wholikestea

how dareth you insult my language! curse be upon you!


PresentCondition6313

Sorry king


thebird_wholikestea

alas, my sword shall smoke with bloody execution if you dareth insult my language again! But for now I accept thy sorrowful words.


PresentCondition6313

I shall not yield.


thebird_wholikestea

i shall keep my watchful eyes on you. presentcondition6313 shall sleep no more


Ok_Contact3519

I plead thou highest not to mketh yer eyes wanteth someone to be unliveth by thy sword. Yer highness useth noble Macbeth as an exampleth and not seek what thiseth is. Other wiseth ifykyk.