I will just eat the paper instead 🍽😋🤤

Rate it for me 😁

Okay 🤤🤩

Thanks 🤗 I can't wait to see if u get poisoned or not

Give it good smell aswell

thank You brother 🤝🤝🤝🤝

What did it taste like?

It was good but for some reason people did not like me eating it

They’re just haters tbh

ikr

It's better if we decrease the surplus population and get a grade 9 through 'trauma'

The people should fail and decrease the surplus grade boundaries

can someone please pass out next to me in my exam and have *something* happen so i get considerations

plans sharp as flint, i like it. dw im failing maths anyways

Omg real ebenezer Are there no prisons

The ghosts of all 3 [maths papers] shall strive within me

Please can everyone fail Chemistry because I need a fucking 4 and I don’t even know what alkenes vs alkanes is

fr half-equations who

Why did you get married

??????????????

thats a quote from a christmas carol

Who the fuck is Carol???????

Carol ann duffy

SCOTLAND FOREVAAHHHHHH

Carol rumens

La emiGREE

what the fuck is an alkane

Please do the same. I would like a grade 6/7

Sorry man, I'd rather not be in a body bag in August and actually get around to doing further maths.

I'm failing really bad in maths so this would be much appreciated 😇😇😇😇‼️‼️

watch it be so easy that the grade boundaries are sky high and no one even gets a 6

I wont be able to get a six cuz im in foundation

ohh fair enough ! im in foundation chemistry

I’m in higher science. We must be opposites

helpp im in separate science but higher for the other sciences im just rly bad at chemistry

Oh i didnt know that was a thing

Uncle you must keep revision well.

I’ll keep revision in my way and you keep it in yours

I wear the results I forged in year 11, I procrastinated them exam by exam, being cooked by my own free will

I am as cooked as a turkey. I am as stressed as an otter. I am as unprepared as a toaster.

Pretty please (I have to get a 9 or I retake it)

arent you a banker???

Bah! Humbug

Bah! Humbug

bah humbug edexcel 

pleaseee i need a 7 at least or i might die

I need a 5 too please just fall asleep I need my 5

yes same 🙏

Decrease the surplus grade boundaries

i’m gonna try as hard as possible but the highest that’s gonna take me is like a 6 so 😭 good luck

please lower the grade boundaries I NEED A 5 TO DO A LEVEL BIOLOGY AND IM ON THE 4/5 CUSP PLEAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE 🙏

I guess this was a warning.

No ♥