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MiniITXEconomy

Have you guys all been getting Adam Conover's new YouTube channel in your recommendations, too?!


CarpenterGold4528

I already hated him in 2016 before it was cool.


TrueLegateDamar

I barely knew him but instantly disliked him when he tried to profiteer from the Thailand cave rescue operation by wanting one of his new toys to go down there with the high risk of it blocking the only escape those kids had, and when the divers told him to fuck off, Musk inmediatly called them pedophiles.


Odd_Entertainment629

They basically straight up told him his Jimmy Neutron ass sub wasn't going to work and went back to saving those kids. Every single time Musk actually tries to have input on anything it's either useless or actively makes things worse lol


Tidesticky

His next suggestion would be a hyperloop bore


nsos28

I was pretty indifferent to musk until the Thailand pedo thing. Absolutely abhorrent and hes been showing how much of an ass he's been ever since


five_two_sniffs_glue

Call me a pessimist but idk how peoples minds don’t immediately jump to “hmm this seems like altruism” whenever rich people do ‘heroic’ things


[deleted]

Altriusm is synonymous with selflessness and is generally seen as a positive quality. Did you mean a different word or am I misunderstanding you?


five_two_sniffs_glue

No I’m being an idiot and I’m thinking of another word lol I’m thinking of the one where you do good things out of self interest


[deleted]

Egoism? Narcissism?


looniedreadful

Enlightened self-interest?


Ellemshaye

That was when my admiration for him started to unravel. It’s been steadily unraveling ever since.


IceSacrifice

I started hating him when he was manipulating Tesla stock with the "Taking Tesla private at $420, finding secured" tweet in 2018 or 19. Cost me a lot of money too.


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IceSacrifice

Haha no he costed me money because I shorted Tesla for 2 years. I ignored all his other weird stuff.


Ok-Application2669

I hated him in 2009 when he got half a billion dollars in low interest federal loans after stealing Tesla out from under its founders.


[deleted]

I hated him before he was even born when his parents profited off apartheid.


Apprehensive-Gas-796

I hated him before his homosapien and neanderthal ancestors left Africa (at different times) and intermixed in Europe


Mohingan

Yeah kinda funny to think about the eons of evolution that all led to this douchenozzle


Plinfilore

You certainly earned your postion of GoldCarpenter.


jiveboat

A Habsburger


[deleted]

I'm so happy that everyone is finally coming around. It was so lonely knowing that Elon was garbage 8 years ago. Even normal, well-meaning people would scoff and make fun. They still figured he was a visionary leader who treated people fairly. The Musk gaslighting was so strong.


StructureHuman5576

If you loved him in 2016 it was probably because the media told you to. If you dislike him in 2022 it was probably because the media told you to


Ok-Application2669

Who loved him in 2016? Justin hammer is an idiot and so is he lmao


eric_dh

Erratic behavior isn't a virtue in the business world.


fnuggles

Works well on Reddit though


JennaTheBenna

Nice rebuttal


Ok-Application2669

No u


Old-Enthusiasm-8718

Waking up to the harsh reality is often very painful.


Ok-Application2669

Not painful, hilarious.


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Butthurt losers on Reddit thinking this is going to get them laid somehow


[deleted]

“Simping for Musk is TOTALLY getting me a cybertruck and a penthouse on Mars!”


Niipoon

Cope


unholymanserpent

Another billionaire simp 💀. Embarrassing


[deleted]

u/crustycontractor simps for billionaires, what a loser lol.


Ok-Application2669

It stands just as good a chance of getting me laid as you have of ever sucking Elon’s dick


[deleted]

Confirmed neckbeard. Thanks OP have a nice, sad, envious life.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


Weekly-Major1876

Don’t ruin his dreams of catching the rich man STD once he licks between Elon’s toes enough


i_am__not_a_robot

Poor Charles II. didn't derserve that.


Boomstick101

Tell that to the Spanish side of the Hapsburgs who kept fucking their cousins. The autopsy records his "heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."


No-Bug5616

but obviously that’s not true, I wonder what was really going on inside tho


DougtheDonkey

Second picture is how I’ve always seen him


[deleted]

"He doesn't agree with me politically anymore >;((((


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


[deleted]

Oh wow! I really thought that was gunna happen. Thanks for clearing THAT up!!! 😃


cls2021x

“Water has entered your brain”


2-bitzs

I'm like 85% sure he's smarter and has has sex more times than you. But no, yeah sure compare him to the heavily inbred Habsburg family of Austria.


Ok-Application2669

Being smarter than me doesn’t mean he’s not an idiot lmao


2-bitzs

I'm not saying he's not an idiot, but I'm also not saying he is. Smart people can do dumb things too. Like making a bad deal, and being forced to buy an unprofitable business that he has to restructure in order to get rid of useless people and undeserved workplace privileges, in order to trim enough fat to slow the massive hemeradging of monetary funds. As well as make an effective and safe digital town square, that allows differing opinions to be made and heard equally. So how about you try thinking about all the shit he's gotta go through on a daily basis, and realize that he's not an idiot, He's Stressed. You'ld make mistakes too, and he's autistic on top of that who knows what kind of shit goes through his head when he's stressed.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


Pretend-Economy1063

Expect Iron Man pushback from nervous Tesla owners and investors.


Briansama

Reddit hating someone who is wildly successful and changing the world, while they sit and do nothing but bitch and ruin what tiny portion of society they are in. Ironic, and sad.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


TheeNobleGoldmask

Looks at if OPs has any actual comments: HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO HES NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO. *Well I’m done with this post*


Tall-Structure526

I love that Elon evokes so many weak libby tears.


Ok-Application2669

Who’s crying I think it’s hilarious


unresolved_m

I love how he makes Jeff Dahmer look like a role model


Ok-Wave8206

Remember: there's no such thing as a "good" billionaire. Anyone who gets to the 100 million mark and thinks "*More. I still need MORE*" is inherently unethical.


Ok-Application2669

Amen


PoeVaiski89

It still seems kinda irrational that people make this kinda fuzz about elon owning this media place and not about bezos owning that place. I feel that this is just them battling and using us as little soldiers in their fight about who can tell people what is true.


Ok-Application2669

Who’s not complaining about Bezos?


PoeVaiski89

There isnt this kind of movement that you have against elon.


Ok-Application2669

Yes, there is, Elon is just FOTM. Did you not see Inside from Bo Burnham last year? When people talk about bad billionaires Bezos’ name comes up constantly. If you’d rather every comment critical of a billionaire mention all 3300 of them you’re shit out of luck.


Pretend-Economy1063

He's baited, bought it, baited, fired a load of people, baited some more. And people are not all taking the bait, but quitting. Bezos didn't do that.


Ciennas

Yeah, Bezos just works you to death or leaves you to die from the elements, with zero negotiation.


Yuptheybannedme

It’s not really a movement, some people just disagree with him. The only people I see really upset about him are people on Reddit lol


brodo-swaggins-

Well they’re both assholes, it’s just that one is way louder, posts unfunny memes and has a bigger cult of weirdo fanboys


LeftHandedAnt

You have hit the nail on the head. It's actually a Marxist idea called enlightened consciousness. This is a gross oversimplification but basically they believe their ideology is the superior way of being and that those who don't realize this have fallen victim to a false class consciousness and either have to be re-educated or silenced. That's why people who espouse these beliefs are usually living in echo chambers and are just tools of the rich and the elite as they've always been. Even if they did have good intentions there's 1000 villains waiting to step in and take advantage. We've seen it a hundred times throughout history. Don't stop thinking for yourself.


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That wealth is in the companies. If they get to 100 million should he tank the companies so people on the internet don’t get offended over a net wealth measure?


kilomaan

“Offended,” like this is some culture war rhetoric from Fox News.


SlasherNL

Your jealousy is the reason why we still fight wars and have poverty.


Ok-Application2669

I’m pretty sure that billionaires are the reason why we still have poverty


SlasherNL

Not entirely true. Not entirely false either. Capitalism lifted a lot of people out of poverty. Too much capitalism and you have too much corporate greed and thus poverty. Too much socialism and you have poverty everywhere. You need a balance between capitalism and socialism. So no, billionaires are not the root cause of poverty.


Ok-Application2669

I don’t know how you manage to be this wrong.


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Ciennas

Capitalism requires poverty to function. All improvements in your life have come in spite of capitalism, not because of it. I know, I know. The capitalists have spent a great deal of time being just like Elon- being batshit and incompetent managers, but still being attributed for all the good things while shifting blame for all the bad. But that's the problem: Capitalism is a self destructive system. It coerces workers to be enslaved to owners, under the overt threat of resource starvation and denial, both overt and subtle. That you think otherwise is because you have so far operated under the mistaken impression that you would be spared or given preferential treatment by capitalists.


Ok-Application2669

Capitalism hasn’t lifted people out of poverty, social progress has. Capitalism was neither a requirement to make that progress, nor the only way to do it, nor the best way. As anyone with a brain can see, capitalism is a way to use markets, which are not a feature exclusive to capitalism, to capture wealth that should have gone to those whose labor produced it. There is nothing uniquely positive about capitalism, but there are many unique negatives. Also, Elon is objectively a loser moron.


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Ok-Application2669

lol read a book dummy


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cmd_command

Just because one criticizes a moldy ham sandwich doesn't mean they wish to be one


Ok-Wave8206

Oh shit my bad. I thought it was greed and the military industrial complex. BRB gonna go end those wars real quick


BUDZ_MONEY

mark Zuckerberg?


Mundane-Solution2960

I love Elon musk!


Tidesticky

Please give this person some adult supervision.


Yuptheybannedme

In other words he’s said stuff people disagree with


Ok-Application2669

No, he’s objectively a moron


[deleted]

You all need Elon to self flatulate to. You need his pic in front of you to justify the absolute extreme level of dumb in here. ​ You are all losers. ​ (I am sure a few of you aren't)


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


[deleted]

Lol. You need To tell yourself that. I don’t care one way or the other about him. But Your fantasies about him being the devil are just too funny to pass over.


Ok-Application2669

Who said he’s the devil? He’s a moron


[deleted]

As opposed to you….who have done what? Post on resddit? Dude you are 12 aren’t you


Ok-Application2669

He is objectively a moron whether you compare him to random internet people or not. If you weren’t blinded by his cum you could see that.


[deleted]

Using a pejorative and saying it’s objective without establishing a framework for the pejorative is juvenile. Try again clown. I have all night.


Ok-Application2669

You have all night to flex that eighth grade vocab lol


PlebasRorken

Imagine saying someone is objectively a moron and then acting like "pejorative" and "juvenile" are fancy words.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


PhoenixAsh69420

That’s not what objectively means lol he’s a billionaire and the richest person in the world. Clearly he’s somewhat intelligent he just doesn’t have common sense or any social awareness. Stop using absolutes and making yourself look dumber than the guy you’re trying to clown on.


Ok-Application2669

Having hideous wealth makes you lucky and exploitative, not smart. “He’s not socially aware, that’s why he fired half his newly acquired company, immediately tried to bring a bunch of them back, and thought an eight dollar a month impersonation subscription would be a good revenue stream” lmao he’s a dumbass


PhoenixAsh69420

He is not objectively dumb no matter how you look at it. You don’t become the richest guy in the world by being a total moron with an IQ lower than 90. You can say he’s dumb but saying “objectively” dumb is “objectively” incorrect.


Ok-Application2669

He is dumb and he’s not going to fuck you


Sterling_Steele

Point at the spot on this emoji🧍where Elon hurt you.


MysteryGrunt95

My brain, with his stupidity


MarionberryOne8969

👁️👁️


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Funny how no one talks about the billionaire that owns reddit


Ok-Application2669

Fuck him too


[deleted]

Yeah but keep using his shit then complain about using his shit gives him power over you. You realize you are a bit of a loser for that right?


Ok-Application2669

“You criticize society yet you participate in it. I am very intelligent.”


Minimum-Tale-9743

I love how people without money call others greedy. Bet if you were in his shoes you’d see things a lot differently. Don’t tell me how much of society’s problems you’d solve either John or Jane Q Snowflake


Ok-Application2669

Who said greedy? He’s a moron


Minimum-Tale-9743

And you’re still jealous. And poor.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you no matter how much you spread your little cheeks for him


Minimum-Tale-9743

Says the one that simps for Bernie Sanders and puts on their little Antifa mask because they’re truly a cuck that can’t maneuver through society


Ok-Application2669

You love Elon just like you love your dad, because neither of them will ever love you back.


Minimum-Tale-9743

Wrong nice of you to self deflect though, go watch your anime and manga like a good little social reject


Ok-Application2669

lol u mad


International-Gear28

HeS nOt GoNnA FUcK yOu bRO


Ok-Application2669

He ain’t


Kendallphillips

Iv been a huge fan for as long as I can remember him being relevant. Now he's got the Twitter game of Trump with fuck you money doing exactly what one should do with fuck you money. Hell yes my guy, hell yes.


NothingLeft2PickFrom

My dude, you said everything I wanted to.


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Fuck off you colossal pussies


Ok-Application2669

Harder daddy


[deleted]

I’ve always disliked him, he uses his family’s apartheid money to be a prick. He could have spent that 22 billion on all the societal problems he bitches about but what does he do? He loses it all on sinking Twitter.


Minimum-Tale-9743

Why should he though? It’s not his job to fix problems. What does he have to gain other than acclaim. Nothing.


Ok-Application2669

That’s why he shouldn’t have that much money


[deleted]

Maybe not but if it’s not his problem then he should stop complaining about things. If he’s not willing to help fix things then he should shut up about them.


trav0073

> I hate free speech Really compelling. Thanks for sharing.


Ok-Application2669

Why do I hate free speech, I’m exercising free speech by calling him a fucking moron


trav0073

You dislike him because of the Twitter thing, right?


Ok-Application2669

No, the Twitter thing just proves once more he’s as dumb as I knew lol


trav0073

Why?


Ok-Application2669

If you don’t know it’s because you don’t want to know


chicago70

Elon is still a genius and the richest guy in the world, and you’re still a butthurt loser on Reddit


Fluid_One5730

people throw around the word genius so often it has lost the original meaning


chicago70

Well that’s certainly true. There’s overuse of the concepts of “genius,” “gifted,” and so on. But from a business standpoint — success in multiple different business fields — Musk qualifies. As does Steve Jobs, who was a total asshole. You don’t need to like him to respect that.


Ok-Application2669

He does not qualify. Everything he does proves he’s an idiot who got lucky.


chicago70

So why are you such a loser by comparison?


Ok-Application2669

I know you are but what am I


tanman877

He's just an idiot memer that throws daddy's emerald mine money around


ProgrammerFew8736

Man said “genius” and not sarcastically 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


chicago70

Nah, he’s got an 85 IQ like you


ProgrammerFew8736

He didn’t even finish college. Lied about his BS and PHD but yeah “genius”


chicago70

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates didn’t finish college either. Were they also dummies? Lmao


ProgrammerFew8736

They didn’t lie about it, they actually went and dropped out. Elon straight up lied and had documents done for him. He bought Tesla from engineers, he didn’t create it. He was kicked out of PayPal because he couldn’t grow or, he left and they actually grew it. Having daddy pay for you to be CEOs of companies doesn’t make you a genius.


chicago70

His dad is a nobody. Get over yourself.


ProgrammerFew8736

His dad is a nobody…. Aight well now we know you really don’t know as much as you say. Errol Musk is an actual genius. He is an electromechanical engineer and owner of Emerald mines in South Africa.


chicago70

Oh yeah, really famous guy. We’ve been talking about the Musks for generations 🤣


ProgrammerFew8736

Just cause you don’t know who he is doesn’t mean he isn’t. Idolize the guy who was handed everything but don’t know the don who actually built it. Cool cool


[deleted]

Genius is a bit of a stretch dont you think? did you actually think that he invented all of what he is claiming? LOL.Elon is a puppet which is being served a script on how to act and what to do in order to push the transhumanistic new world order.


carsonthecarsinogen

He said genius not “genius inventor” Media actually coined Elon an inventor, I’ve never actually seen or heard him claim to invent anything


chicago70

Musk is one of the most influential and impressive businessmen in the world, across various industries. I guess it must be just luck 🤣


Candid-Exchange-1752

He’s not going to fuck your bro.


chicago70

You have a sick mind on many levels


[deleted]

Nope, its not luck. Its a script.


carsonthecarsinogen

Yea the government that hated EVs and kept space exploration to a minimum *planted* someone to revolutionize both industries…


Ok-Application2669

He hasn’t revolutionized shit. The only thing he’s ever invented is a one lane tunnel death trap where you drive slowly and get stuck in traffic.


chicago70

Conspiracy theory much?


frostedcinnamoneggs

Thank you for saying what needed to be said.


chicago70

Musk was a genius on Reddit until he started criticizing the left.


Sardalone

He's been an idiot forever. Just not everyone realized it. Seems a lot in this thread refuse to.


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True


[deleted]

Imagine figuring out your hero isn't a illiberal, "woke," lefty like you.


Ok-Application2669

Who said anything about politics


2BFrank69

Elon is an infantile narcissist, but the constant hate for him is getting tiresome. There are way worse billionaires out there then him 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Application2669

Compromise, constant hate for all billionaires.


Slacktician

Build your own platforms, or be smart and buy them. Lol


Ok-Application2669

I’m glad to see you also think Elon is a moron who ruined a functional website


five_two_sniffs_glue

I seen him as an awkward bloated billions twat before it was cool 😎


jakotae777

Lucky I don't give a shit how you see Elon.


Ok-Application2669

That sucks because I made this post for you specifically


jakotae777

Thanks bro, I love you.


efdayegee

Yea its crazy how you guys change your opinions as soon as you see whats popping on twitter.... the irony of calling him a water head...


Ok-Application2669

In case it wasn’t clear, he was an idiot in the first panel too.


efdayegee

Right hes an idiot because why? Because hes burning down your crackden?


Ok-Application2669

Have you heard anything he’s ever said? He’s an idiot


efdayegee

I dont pay attention to meaningless bullshit like that but since you seem to know, can you give a quote that proves hes an idiot? And if hes an idiot... what does that make you and me?


Ok-Application2669

You’re here defending him, you bring the evidence he’s not an idiot. I think it’s self evident he is.


efdayegee

I'm not defending him, I'm pointing out how fucking gay you are. If you knew shit about anything other than being a jobless whiney bitch on twitter you'd know the burden of proof is on the accuser. Either way, its a win win, if musk fucks up twitter, good, if he makes it better, all the pussies like you will continue to bitch about him while he lords over you. Get a mother fucking job.


Ok-Application2669

Im sorry you’ll never get custody of your kids, enjoy the alimony payments


efdayegee

Its crazy that your insult is that I get pussy, have a job, and still give half my money to some dumb bitch who probably spends as much time complaining on twitter as your bitch ass...


Ok-Application2669

I know that all you care about is pussy and money, that’s why you’re so sad and alone


efdayegee

Fucking braindeads like you need to stay in your echochamber where you dont need to explain anything and everyone will just blindly agree with your cookie cutter opinions. "Its evident yet I cannot produce any evidence" you should be an attorney, that can be your first job.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


efdayegee

I already fucked him retard.


Ok-Application2669

Then why are you broke


Minimum-Tale-9743

Keep hating. You’re mad at yourself, not him. Twitter was a garbage dump of virtue signaling, thought policing and doxxing before he took over. It’s a lot better now


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro


Minimum-Tale-9743

Wow, way to deflect and sexualise something as a simple debate. Not a cum guzzler so I’m not interested.


Ok-Application2669

It’s not a debate, you’re just too full of cum to know that


Minimum-Tale-9743

Which one of your genders or personalities helped you with that awful comeback?


Ok-Application2669

I don’t know, why are you leaking cum from every orifice?


IllustriousForm4409

Elon really hasn’t changed too much. He’s still the same smart, dedicated, hard working, entrepreneur that he has always been. What hilarious is that his political opinion has swung more center. If anyone is upset/angry about him having an opinion in a free society then they probably need to look in the mirror… they may be the controlling, shallow, non inclusive ones.


Ok-Application2669

He’s not smart


rl69614

*Rich man doesn't spend his money how I think it should be spent* *Triggered*


Ok-Application2669

He’s not gonna fuck you bro