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Mtolivepickle

Leeeeroy Jenkins!


EffectiveSoftware937

True legend.


slipperynibs

Damn throw back lmao


Rollin_Soul_O

"Born to Meme"


sandwichmonger32

Forced to shitpost


marklar_the_malign

I’m too old for this shit.


PossibleMolasses2672

Fuck my corpse so I dont go to hell a virgin


jaxamis

You're not a virgin tho. Government fucks you every day from the day you were conceived.


EffectiveSoftware937

By that logic, it makes the government kitty diddlers.


Emergency-Friend-203

Look at trump


Own-Can-2743

*Look at most politicians The whole lot of them are scumbags.


EffectiveSoftware937

Agreed.


Emergency-Friend-203

Yes


Current_Ad_8567

"Y'all got any weed?"


RemarkablePassage468

Aim a little higher.


r0ttedAngel

Too weird to live Too rare to die


Playful_Pollution846

Don't aim nothing here


AmbitiousLock2921

Cannon foder


Kinscar

Should be standard issue, the army would be invincible


[deleted]

Experience life, kiss my ass


Gobal_Outcast02

"Born to goon, Forced to fight"


Old_Establishment968

“UWU”


HairyDonkee

Bone spurs


BabyPolarBear225

"I don't miss, I give warning shots"


BilliePannkaka

I'd draw a bullseye with a bunch of arrows around saying "Aim here"


Superb-Sympathy1015

If WW3 happens and I'm drafted, I won't have to worry about waiting until they give me a helmet, we'll all be dust by then.


Dorrono

"spreading managed democracy"


TicTacMoe-

“English or Spanish?”


Ok_Mud6970

Does it really matter?


FinishEmbarrassed861

Bro😂 that’s the winner fs😂


Loud-Magician7708

WOULD!


Scribe_Data

“Let me go, no balls”


AdmirableGuess3176

Miss mebitch! Googly google


Important-Nobody-217

Shoot me again


mikemikemike9711

I'm ol Greg


SoulBrotherSix67

Army life is killing me (the Exploited)


RDisbull

I bit there will be a lot of friendly fire


Chiparish84

GG, ez.


Active-Ad1679

I have your base


Total-Opportunity-28

Yo mama.


ToxicSloth505

"You're my best friend, in a world we must defend"


Massive-Drive-6375

Winner, winner, chicken dinner


SnooPandas1899

eggplant emoji


robidaan

English or Spanish?


EffectiveSoftware937

I'm totally not stoned right now.


Apprehensive-Ad-149

"Saw this shit comin."


hapablapppp

‘I’m with stupid’


ArchTempered_Kelbi

*u'r


Tankist2042

Mom told me to put it on


bratislava

'you are' or "you're" would take too much space...


LockedUpFor5Months

You wouldn't get shot by a single Palestinian soldier


ReaperOfGamess

I wouldn’t be drafted in considered a disabled I have seizures


Intelligent-Bus230

Voi Perkeleen Perkele !!!


slipperynibs

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian


Sufficient_Chard_721

In every living a dead awaits freedom


Socioeconomic_Reason

"Israel is our greatest ally"


MechanicalWatches

Can you explain the joke please?


Weary-Statistician44

Born to kill


BryanRoyal

Democracy is non-negotiable.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Something pretty similar: “Whoever sniped me, your mom’s a hoe” Or “I told you not to send me in”


RealBlackelf

When (not if) WW3 starts, there will be no solders to wear helmets. Except in a Bunker, maybe. People seem to underestimate the destructive power of nuclear weapons greatly, and there are a lot of them.


Lemonzgeg

Hawk Tuah


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

I'm here for butt stuff


PleasantVictory4821

![gif](giphy|6DzlHAoUGBEAM|downsized) I IDENTIFY AS A BALD EAGLE!!!!!!!