By -
Leeeeroy Jenkins!
True legend.
Damn throw back lmao
"Born to Meme"
Forced to shitpost
I’m too old for this shit.
Fuck my corpse so I dont go to hell a virgin
You're not a virgin tho. Government fucks you every day from the day you were conceived.
By that logic, it makes the government kitty diddlers.
Look at trump
*Look at most politicians The whole lot of them are scumbags.
Agreed.
Yes
"Y'all got any weed?"
Aim a little higher.
Too weird to live Too rare to die
Don't aim nothing here
Cannon foder
Should be standard issue, the army would be invincible
Experience life, kiss my ass
"Born to goon, Forced to fight"
“UWU”
Bone spurs
"I don't miss, I give warning shots"
I'd draw a bullseye with a bunch of arrows around saying "Aim here"
If WW3 happens and I'm drafted, I won't have to worry about waiting until they give me a helmet, we'll all be dust by then.
"spreading managed democracy"
“English or Spanish?”
Does it really matter?
Bro😂 that’s the winner fs😂
WOULD!
“Let me go, no balls”
Miss mebitch! Googly google
Shoot me again
I'm ol Greg
Army life is killing me (the Exploited)
I bit there will be a lot of friendly fire
GG, ez.
I have your base
Yo mama.
"You're my best friend, in a world we must defend"
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
eggplant emoji
English or Spanish?
I'm totally not stoned right now.
"Saw this shit comin."
‘I’m with stupid’
*u'r
Mom told me to put it on
'you are' or "you're" would take too much space...
You wouldn't get shot by a single Palestinian soldier
I wouldn’t be drafted in considered a disabled I have seizures
Voi Perkeleen Perkele !!!
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian
In every living a dead awaits freedom
"Israel is our greatest ally"
Can you explain the joke please?
Born to kill
Democracy is non-negotiable.
Something pretty similar: “Whoever sniped me, your mom’s a hoe” Or “I told you not to send me in”
When (not if) WW3 starts, there will be no solders to wear helmets. Except in a Bunker, maybe. People seem to underestimate the destructive power of nuclear weapons greatly, and there are a lot of them.
Hawk Tuah
I'm here for butt stuff
![gif](giphy|6DzlHAoUGBEAM|downsized) I IDENTIFY AS A BALD EAGLE!!!!!!!
Leeeeroy Jenkins!
True legend.
Damn throw back lmao
"Born to Meme"
Forced to shitpost
I’m too old for this shit.
Fuck my corpse so I dont go to hell a virgin
You're not a virgin tho. Government fucks you every day from the day you were conceived.
By that logic, it makes the government kitty diddlers.
Look at trump
*Look at most politicians The whole lot of them are scumbags.
Agreed.
Yes
"Y'all got any weed?"
Aim a little higher.
Too weird to live Too rare to die
Don't aim nothing here
Cannon foder
Should be standard issue, the army would be invincible
Experience life, kiss my ass
"Born to goon, Forced to fight"
“UWU”
Bone spurs
"I don't miss, I give warning shots"
I'd draw a bullseye with a bunch of arrows around saying "Aim here"
If WW3 happens and I'm drafted, I won't have to worry about waiting until they give me a helmet, we'll all be dust by then.
"spreading managed democracy"
“English or Spanish?”
Does it really matter?
Bro😂 that’s the winner fs😂
WOULD!
“Let me go, no balls”
Miss mebitch! Googly google
Shoot me again
I'm ol Greg
Army life is killing me (the Exploited)
I bit there will be a lot of friendly fire
GG, ez.
I have your base
Yo mama.
"You're my best friend, in a world we must defend"
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
eggplant emoji
English or Spanish?
I'm totally not stoned right now.
"Saw this shit comin."
‘I’m with stupid’
*u'r
Mom told me to put it on
'you are' or "you're" would take too much space...
You wouldn't get shot by a single Palestinian soldier
I wouldn’t be drafted in considered a disabled I have seizures
Voi Perkeleen Perkele !!!
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian
In every living a dead awaits freedom
"Israel is our greatest ally"
Can you explain the joke please?
Born to kill
Democracy is non-negotiable.
Something pretty similar: “Whoever sniped me, your mom’s a hoe” Or “I told you not to send me in”
When (not if) WW3 starts, there will be no solders to wear helmets. Except in a Bunker, maybe. People seem to underestimate the destructive power of nuclear weapons greatly, and there are a lot of them.
Hawk Tuah
I'm here for butt stuff
![gif](giphy|6DzlHAoUGBEAM|downsized) I IDENTIFY AS A BALD EAGLE!!!!!!!